Best Erfworld t-shirt phrase?

[Hart av Srednak]

This is first poll I've made and it's for the sake to get some Erfworld mercandise ready. So I want to ask what would be best phrase for a shirt (or a coffeemug/button/poster)? What would you buy?

All the phrases have been ripped off the official thread which would also be best place for bringing up new ideas. There are also some good ideas about what kind of pictures could go with phrases.

EDIT:
Since I met the limitations of polls I'll add this:

* option number 3 in whole lenght is:
When Life gives you crap, make Crap Golems
* option number 4 in whole lenght is:
What makes you think we're the bad guys

These good ideas didn't get their own options:
* Erfworld tool
* Sometimes you just have to bust a nut
* PLOT!
* In Erfworld, Peep Eats You!

[TinSoldier]

Too bad it wasn't a multiple-choice poll. I would have voted for more.

[Kanthalion]

Too bad it wasn't a multiple-choice poll. I would have voted for more.

Hear hear!

[chionophile]

I'd like to see a t-shirt that has Stanley on his red dragon with a caption saying "What makes you think we're the bad guys?"

[lovelyluthien]

It was a hard choice between "bad guys" and "crap golems", but I went for the golems in the end: it's more original.

[Strengfellow]

Looks like were all golem groupies here.

[JetTheOne]

I would like to see a close up of the Arkenhammer on Stanley's desk, with a pigeon on top of it, with walnuts scattered about with the words "Sometimes you need to tame a dwagon..." written above it and then below the hammer "Somtimes you just need to bust a nut".

[SteveMB]

I'd like to see a t-shirt that has Stanley on his red dragon with a caption saying "What makes you think we're the bad guys?"

I like the concept, but I think it would work better in the form somebody else described (a group shot of Stanley in full sneer/anger, Wanda with the whip and dominatrix outfit, Bogroll looking as meanacing as he can, a few uncroaked).

[sethdarkwater]

For me the best would be "I taste Key Lime pie".

[JackofAllBlades]

I'd like to see a t-shirt that has Stanley on his red dragon with a caption saying "What makes you think we're the bad guys?"

Thats what I exactly want!

[Strengfellow]

I must admit that the "... Bad Guy's" motif is growing on me

[ShneekeyTheLost]

"I am a TOOL!". It is just too funny, and too immediately recognisable as a joke even to someone who has NEVER seen Erfworld before, to pass up.

Others I think would be good:

"PLOT!"
"When life gives you Crap, make Crap Golems"
"Sometimes ya need ta control a dwagon, sometimes ya just need ta bust a nut"

In my opinion, "Erfworld Tool" is good, but probably won't be as good as some other options. "What makes you think we're the bad guys" is just... nah, I don't like it. "... Peeps eat YOU!" doesn't really work unless you have a Russian looking narrator, or perhaps a Tetris background with a Gwiffon behind the tetris background flying at you.

[TinSoldier]

I've been trying to think of how to describe this, but here goes:
Wanda from No. 28 panel 4 but she says the line from No. 30 panel 9, "Call me 'Mistress.'"

Or is that too risque?

[onasuma]

Favourite there: Crap golems. Favourite other one: In erfworld the peep eats you

[Xaspian]

"Sometimes you just need to bust a nut". Preferably with a picture of a Pigeon on the front, under the text. And maybe a small pile of cracked walnuts on the back.

[grinner666]

"I can taste key lime pie" ... WHUMPH.

[TheEmerged]

I might be dating myself here, but I'm fond of...

"I'm no Tool, nosiree..."

[Maerad of Pellinor]

I would have voted for the crap golems one, but I'd have to change into my gym uniform if I ever wore it to school.... I like the "What makes you think we're the bad guys?" with the illustration that was suggested a few post before.

[J_Muller]

I like the concept, but I think it would work better in the form somebody else described (a group shot of Stanley in full sneer/anger, Wanda with the whip and dominatrix outfit, Bogroll looking as meanacing as he can, a few uncroaked).

That would be mucho awesome...

[Pepz]

I like em all except the Erfworld Idiot and the I'm a tool ones :) not as funny as the rest :D
Something with all the types of elves would be hella-funny too btw :D
"What's in it for me? I'm kidding, I'm kidding" man that one still cracks me up :D