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    Default Ask a stupid question... ("joke" riddle thread)

    I wanted to start a thread for joking riddles, so I did. No rules or order of posting here--post silly riddle questions or answer them in whatever order you want!

    For me, I just have this one to start us off:
    Tropers may find it pretty easy...

    What kind of band do characters in racing games like the most?
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    .. i dono... a rock and "roll" band.



    Why do chemists relate Helium Curium and Berillium.
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    Default Re: Ask a stupid question... ("joke" riddle thread)

    Quote Originally Posted by thatonesungod View Post
    .. i dono... a rock and "roll" band.



    Why do chemists relate Helium Curium and Berillium.
    Since you actually responded, I'll say the answer in honor of that:

    A RUBBER band. *ba dum tiss*
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    Because if you can't helium of curium, you barium! (did you mean barium because that's the version I heard)
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    Q: Why did Dr. Facilier cross the road?

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    A: Hes got friends on the other side.
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    Oooh, and that's a bad miss.

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    Default Re: Ask a stupid question... ("joke" riddle thread)

    i did in fact mean barium, a misaimed brain gets in the way sometimes


    which pokemon would be the favorite of the ancient greeks

    i dont know so make up your own answer
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    Default Re: Ask a stupid question... ("joke" riddle thread)

    Quote Originally Posted by thatonesungod View Post
    i did in fact mean barium, a misaimed brain gets in the way sometimes


    which pokemon would be the favorite of the ancient greeks

    i dont know so make up your own answer
    I...have no idea. This is really more of an intriguing than humorous question, anyone else have thoughts on this?

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    Gaggle.
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    have you heard about the wedding between the two antenna

    it was fine, but the Reception was Excellent (kappa)
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    What do you call two crows sat on opposite sides of a tree, both too shy to talk to the other.

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    It was a failed attempted murder.
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    What sound does 3 elephants falling down a cliff, two hitting land and one hitting water sound like?

    Ba-dum tsshh.
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    Default Re: Ask a stupid question... ("joke" riddle thread)

    Quote Originally Posted by IZ42 View Post
    What sound does 3 elephants falling down a cliff, two hitting land and one hitting water sound like?

    Ba-dum tsshh.
    I dub this joke "The Biggest Rimshot Ever."
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    If cookie monster were big enough to eat a country, which county would he eat first?
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    Default Re: Ask a stupid question... ("joke" riddle thread)

    Quote Originally Posted by TheWombatOfDoom View Post
    If cookie monster were big enough to eat a country, which county would he eat first?
    Cookie Country.
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    Default Re: Ask a stupid question... ("joke" riddle thread)

    Quote Originally Posted by Lheticus View Post
    Noooo. VietNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
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    Default Re: Ask a stupid question... ("joke" riddle thread)

    Quote Originally Posted by TheWombatOfDoom View Post
    Noooo. VietNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
    Ya gotta admit though, ya weren't expecting that were ya? :P
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    Default Re: Ask a stupid question... ("joke" riddle thread)

    Quote Originally Posted by Lheticus View Post
    I dub this joke "The Biggest Rimshot Ever."
    The International Space Station falls from orbit and breaks into three pieces, the first two of which impact on land, and the third one lands in the water.

    Ba-dum tssh.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    What is the difference between a stage magician and a politician? I actually want people to try and answer this one please.
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    Default Re: Ask a stupid question... ("joke" riddle thread)

    Quote Originally Posted by Lheticus View Post
    What is the difference between a stage magician and a politician? I actually want people to try and answer this one please.
    The way you say that, it almost sounds like it might not have an answer yet, or you might be trying to find the answer?

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    How about:

    One of them uses psychology and distraction to sell illusions to people who pretend not to notice that he's blatantly lying to them. The other one does magic tricks.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

    Where did you start yours?
    I started with a false start on a planet seconds before it collided with another planet. When it started for real, it was on a prison transport ship that got shipwrecked.

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    'Hey, pretty necromancer, wanna post for a photograph?'

    'Could you hurry up? I wanna see her insides!'

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    Default Re: Ask a stupid question... ("joke" riddle thread)

    Quote Originally Posted by Trevortni View Post
    The way you say that, it almost sounds like it might not have an answer yet, or you might be trying to find the answer?

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    How about:

    One of them uses psychology and distraction to sell illusions to people who pretend not to notice that he's blatantly lying to them. The other one does magic tricks.
    It does have an answer already. I didn't even come up with this joke, I heard it on Youtube. Your answer wasn't the one I heard, but it's still good.

    The one I heard was:

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    The magician is actually convincing.
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