Why is there a picture of Elvis on the wall...

[Maratanos]

...In Sizemore's room?

[Assassinfox]

It's a picture of one of the Titans.

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0001.html

[Scientivore]

It's a Titan of Ark. See 1:1 for example. (These boards apparently have a page:panel shorthand now.)

[Maratanos]

Thank you. That makes a lot of sense, really.

But why do the Titans of Ark look like stylized pictures of Elvis?

[Tim]

Because Elvis is divine. Duh :P

[Erk]

Thank you. That makes a lot of sense, really.

But why do the Titans of Ark look like stylized pictures of Elvis?

The same reason the Arkenhammer looks like a squeeky toy I have under my desk, and gwiffons are giant peeps.

[slayerx]

...In Sizemore's room?

very first panel says that it's parson's new quarters, not Sizemore's...
It's probably a room for Stanley's chief warlord, probably decorated by the last one... still love the Gwiffen on the wall

[Azrael]

But why do the Titans of Ark look like stylized pictures of Elvis?

Because the comic's creator likes Elvis. And it's funny. And they have to look like *something*.

[Arang]

Because Elvis is divine. Duh :P

Shouldn't that be "Duh-huh-hu"?

[Scientivore]

still love the Gwiffen on the wall

Megalogwiffon.

[motorfirebox]

But why do the Titans of Ark look like stylized pictures of Elvis?

well, what else are they gonna look like? Eddie Vedder?

i also like the peep-head on the wall, and the teddy bearskin in front of the fireplace.

[TinSoldier]

Thank you. That makes a lot of sense, really.

But why do the Titans of Ark look like stylized pictures of Elvis?

Because the comic's creator likes Elvis. And it's funny. And they have to look like *something*.

Because in Erfworld, Elvis is the King of kings.

[dakiwiboid]

I'm pretty sure it's a velvet painting, by the way, not just a picture. There's fringe on the bottom of it!

[Yuki Akuma]

I'm pretty sure it's a velvet painting, by the way, not just a picture. There's fringe on the bottom of it!

"Velvet Elvis,
He's so fuzzy,
Velvet Elvis,
He's so great..."

[averagejoe]

"...Velvet Elvis, never ages
Velvet Elvis, never puts on weight
Velvet Elvis, look at those rhinestones
Velvet Elvis, he's just so fine..."

Why are they all the OLD elvis, then?

[Corolinth]

Because Elvis is the King.

[dragongirl13]

It's a Titan of Ark. You know, one of those ugly giant Elvises.

Personally, I believe that Erfworld is the Stupidworld here, not Earth.