Questionable Content 8: OMG I SHIP IT

[Mith]

I am enjoying these Clariten comics.

[Fawkes]

I am enjoying these Clariten comics.

I'm not. All this happiness is sickening. I require misery!

[Discus-Spinner]

I dunno about misery, but I wouldn't mind some jokes.

[Shogo]

I think today's update is where their interactions went from cute to, "Whelp, they've clearly had their souls consumed and replaced by an otherworldly abomination. Putting them out of their misery is the only way."

I dunno . . . "Ice cream kisses! Yay!" . . . Something about it set the dial from cute to just plain weird for me.

[Cantalooping]

Nothing against some cuteness and/or breather strips, but I'm a little bit bored by the last strips. I mean, it's nice to see their first date go so well, but... I dunno, something's missing? I just don't think the "Clairiten Cuteness" is enough to carry several strips in a row.

[Eldan]

Yeah. It feels very repetitive.

And I still feel he doesn't act like I've come to expect of Marten.

[Mith]

I guess that's fair. For me, it doesn't seem too bad, considering that Dora and Tai's first date also took quite a few strips as well.

[Cikomyr]

Dont worry. Sven is going to come, manage to woo Faye while in a moment of weakness, and megadrama will strike us like lightning hit my rod.

[Traab]

Dont worry. Sven is going to come, manage to woo Faye while in a moment of weakness, and megadrama will strike us like lightning hit my rod.

No, it will be worse, he will just show up and talk to faye at the coffee shop, (remember, he has NO IDEA that dora has cut him off due to her mental issues) no wooing at all, then dora arrives and FLIPS THE &%^$&%$*(^%*%#$#$ MOTHER &%$^$% DONKEY ^%$$#$& IN MY #&^#(&( OUT! We get hella drama where dora is the bad guy because she is just unloading everything that has ever ticked her off about sven down to and including the time when she was 6 and he pulled her pigtails as a joke. She will over react so bad it actually makes faye takes SVEN'S side simply due to the overwhelming insanity, harsh words will be instantly thrown her way, and maybe even actions that will take months irl to straighten out. Much misery will be spread in all directions because of this.

[Radar]

If we are talking about worst case scenarios, there's still the possibility of someone finaly using the sword at Coffee of Doom. That or Angus pulling the trigger due to being dumped - Faye sees it obviously.

[Starbuck_II]

I dunno about misery, but I wouldn't mind some jokes.

Agreed. I can here for laughter. This is insanity/cuteness. I want a refund

[Kato]

Geez, you people... you named the threat for the cuteness, and now you complain
But I'll agree, I'm looking forward to something else happening soon. I'm sure the date will only take another month or so

[eee]

There, there, Claire, lots of adult kids live in the family home these days. It's the times, and not necessarily a sign of lameness.

The interesting thing is, Claire said she lived with her mother, not her parents. Have we seen anything to indicate Mr. Augustus is still on the scene?

[Flickerdart]

The interesting thing is, Claire said she lived with her mother, not her parents. Have we seen anything to indicate Mr. Augustus is still on the scene?

Quick, who do we have left that's old and can be paired up with her? Mr. Fox is with Marten's mom now, right?

[eee]

Quick, who do we have left that's old and can be paired up with her? Mr. Fox is with Marten's mom now, right?

Hannelore's dad.

Clinton would have seizures.

[Dusk Eclipse]

Mmmm Claire's dad might be spoken for, she said her parents divorced because her dad cheated on her mom way back when she first knew about Dora and Tai dating. I would link, but I'm posting from my phone and it is a PITA to navigate the QC archive and try to link.

[Ibrinar]

There, there, Claire, lots of adult kids live in the family home these days. It's the times, and not necessarily a sign of lameness.

The interesting thing is, Claire said she lived with her mother, not her parents. Have we seen anything to indicate Mr. Augustus is still on the scene?

Hmm I don't think we have heard anything about him. Though living with her mother can just mean they split up. (Which is the case for me. Lived elsewhere for a while but my roommate moved and I decided I prefer living here. For one I prefer suburbs over cities and I vastly prefer houses with gardens over apartments.
Though I always found the "you should move out as soon as possible" thing a bit silly anyway.)

[Cikomyr]

Claire griefed Tai over being a "homewrecker" of Dora/Marten since her parents divorced on account of her dad cheating.

I just referenced 6 people in a single sentence.

[IthilanorStPete]

Mmmm Claire's dad might be spoken for, she said her parents divorced because her dad cheated on her mom way back when she first knew about Dora and Tai dating. I would link, but I'm posting from my phone and it is a PITA to navigate the QC archive and try to link.

Here you go; right before the Two Dads' marriage arc.

[Coidzor]

I like that convenient explanation for why her mom was around to answer the phone in the first place.

Hannelore's dad.

Clinton would have seizures.

Or be tragically lost in a space accident when Station realized who he was. So, y'know, win-win, right?

[eee]

Even Marten is confused about how well he acted and how good this date went.

It's destiny. Or sinister forces are at work.

[Cikomyr]

Ah, Claire is one of those people

Hardly a surprise, to be fair

[eee]

Mothers can say so much with silence...

[Mith]

That animal cartoon is not a Sonic ripoff at all...

[Traab]

That animal cartoon is not a Sonic ripoff at all...

Certainly not! The main character is not a hedgehog and his name doesnt appear to be sonic! Therefore its totally different.

[John Campbell]

My first thought was that Jeph got a guest strip from Gonterman, and for some reason, perhaps a psychotic break from drawing too much cutesie, decided to run it.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, count yourself lucky.

[Fawkes]

My first thought was that Jeph got a guest strip from Gonterman, and for some reason, perhaps a psychotic break from drawing too much cutesie, decided to run it.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, count yourself lucky.

Looks more like a Sonichu to me.

[Mith]

So is it assumed that Faye has gotten her alcohol consumption under control? That just came to mind after some of the other arcs where Faye just crashes and burns.

[Kato]

So is it assumed that Faye has gotten her alcohol consumption under control? That just came to mind after some of the other arcs where Faye just crashes and burns.

What are you talking about? Drowning your worries in alcohol is totally normal and socially accepted. Same as it is customary to celebrate every achievement with alcohol. Or how every social gathering requires the consumption of alcohol. ... What?

I wonder if Pintsize has some kind of adapter to make his... offer reality. On the other hand, maybe I don't want to know.

[eee]

I wonder if Pintsize has some kind of adapter to make his... offer reality. On the other hand, maybe I don't want to know.

The Singing Dildo!!!