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  1. 2014-11-18, 07:45 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #91
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    Default Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans

    You have a bunny that needs petting

    Invent a Spelljammer, then go and find This Guy.

    Have him pet a bunny
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  2. 2014-11-19, 01:07 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #92
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    Default Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans

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    That's how wizards beta test their new animals. If it survives Australia, it's a go. Which in hindsight explains a LOT about Australia.
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  3. 2014-11-19, 02:52 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #93
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    Default Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans

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    Fine, Mastery of Shaping then.
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  4. 2014-11-19, 04:49 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #94
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    Default Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans

    Real scenario: My Kobold Fire Sorcerer and his servants...err...the rest of the party discovered that the monsters they were hunting were in this deep forest. While the group rested in town before braving the forest Sic Sic walked outside and burned it down. It killed the monsters so he was satisfied and didn't understand why the stupid warmblood Paladin was yelling at him. It's not like Sic Sic needs a forest, and he thought it looked better the way it was. The townsfolk, who were living in a logging town tried to arrest Sic Sic...so he burned the town down. His logic being that if they were upset their forest was gone they could move away, and since they were attached to their homes he fixed the issue.

    He's not welcome back on that island...
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