Most interesting thing said in a D&D Session

[Ferronach]

It wasn't in the next session, but recently our wilder/diabolist put a suggestion in my head, making me want to jump off a really high tower without any form of slowfall... the weasel is still around, it's the group's pack animal until it can level up and become large, at which point our sorceress wants to turn it into her own mount.

That is awesome! Does the weasel have a name too?

[WeaselGuy]

That is awesome! Does the weasel have a name too?

Yeah, shortly after that, I came into possession of a set of Horseshoes of Flame, and reworked them into anklets for the weasel to wear. She was henceforth gone by the name of Sikorskey, of the Blackhawk Dire Weasel Den.

[Tindragon]

Party Rogue:
" I dive off the cliff into the gold, you know, like Scrooge McDuck!"

Spoiler: Face plant...

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After killing a "large black dragon" in it's lair, where it was sleeping on it's treasure....

Needless to say, gold is not soft, and about 4K total coins, doesn't exactly pad anything, let alone the stone floor of a muddy cavern.

He survived, the 40' dive, but was unconscious till the cleric could heal him the next day.

[Venger]

Party Rogue:
" I dive off the cliff into the gold, you know, like Scrooge McDuck!"

Spoiler: Face plant...

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After killing a "large black dragon" in it's lair, where it was sleeping on it's treasure....

Needless to say, gold is not soft, and about 4K total coins, doesn't exactly pad anything, let alone the stone floor of a muddy cavern.

He survived, the 40' dive, but was unconscious till the cleric could heal him the next day.

falling damage is a pain

[Sith_Happens]

And forums aren't really time magic as threads do expire.

Only by decree; you would be surprised by the foul acts of thread necromancy that many other forums allow.

And now you've ruined it.

Maybe, without that explanation I would probably have gone the rest of my life thinking it was just a punny Flash Gordon reference (which the original porno title probably was).

Also, Qit-Qat is the best kobold name.

Seconded.

[Blackhawk748]

Me (in a thick scottish accent): "This is a tactically untenable situation. We're surrounded, outnumbered three to one, and i dont have my mule!"

Context: I was a (then) lvl 3 Dwarven Knight in our ongoing E6 game and we were attacked by 7 or 8 ghouls, and i had accidentally counted the Sorcerers Zombies with the ghouls (we had a bunch of minis on the table) so i thought we were under attack by 12 ghouls. Oh and my Mule is War Trained and i use it for mounted combat.

Me: *singing the James bond theme song by basically saying "do" to the beat in a smeagol voice while swinging through the trees on a rod of ropes while being chased by several worg riders*

That was Krang the Insane Director. He was a Goblin Rogue/Ranger/Trapsmith who had a "script" that let him know what was going on in the scene, and when anything happened he didint like he would yell about working with Improv Amateur Actors. Which leads me to....

"You forgot to protect your KNEECAPS!!!!!"

Goblin Barbarian who wields a Large Greataxe (Monkey Grip+Strongarm Bracers) and nails people in their knees.