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    Something silly, now that we're sort of close on Christmas. If the thread is out of bound, well, I guess the mods will decide? But, it's just mindless D&D-related fun :).

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    On the first day of Christmas, my DM gave to me.

    A brand new d3.
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    Default Re: Twelver days of D&D Christmas (I know it's still november )

    on the second day of christmas my DM gave to me

    two spiked chains
    and a brand new d3.
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    on the third day of christmas my DM gave to me

    three cursed items
    two spiked chains
    and a brand new d3
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    On the 4th day of Christmas my DM gave to me:

    4 Call Lightnings
    3 Cursed Items
    2 Spiked Chains
    and a brand new d3

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    On the 5th day of Christmas my DM gave to me

    5 ANGRY DRAGONS!!!

    4 Call Lightnings
    3 Cursed Items
    2 Spiked Chains
    and a brand new d3
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    6 Blink Dogs!
    You're a special snowflake, just like everybody else.
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    sir, you made my day :)
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    On the 7th day of Christmas my dm gave to me

    7 drunken dwarfs

    6 blink dogs
    5 angry dragons
    4 call lightnings
    3 cursed items
    2 spiked chains
    And a brand new d3
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    On the 8th day of Christmas my DM gave to me

    8 Scourge Maidens

    7 drunken dwarfs
    6 blink dogs
    5 angry dragons
    4 call lightnings
    3 cursed items
    2 spiked chains
    And a brand new d3

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    On the ninth day of christmas, my DM gave to me

    9 ill-defined alignments

    8 Scourge Maidens
    7 drunken dwarfs
    6 blink dogs
    5 angry dragons
    4 call lightnings
    3 cursed items
    2 spiked chains
    And a brand new d3
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    On the tenth day of christmas, my DM gave to me

    10 jumplomancers

    9 ill-defined alignments
    8 Scourge Maidens
    7 drunken dwarfs
    6 blink dogs
    5 angry dragons
    4 call lightnings
    3 cursed items
    2 spiked chains
    And a brand new d3

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    On the eleventh day of christmas, my DM gave to me

    11 summoned monsters

    10 jumplomancers
    9 ill-defined alignments
    8 Scourge Maidens
    7 drunken dwarfs
    6 blink dogs
    5 angry dragons
    4 call lightnings
    3 cursed items
    2 spiked chains
    And a brand new d3

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    12 Falling Rocks!
    You're a special snowflake, just like everybody else.
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    sir, you made my day :)
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    Atemu commented twice! This isn't fair

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    (It's fine in Message Board Games, as long as it's not twice in a row. Carry on.)


    He is... the most interesting Angel in the world.
    "I don't always keep spreadsheets over crazy voting patterns on the first day. But when I do, I'm the one running the game."


    ~Credit to Skippy for second line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Extra Anchovies View Post
    On the ninth day of christmas, my DM gave to me

    9 ill-defined alignments
    Well timed. This made me happy after a long, frustrating day.

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    Default Re: Twelver days of D&D Christmas (I know it's still november )

    It is expected in SMBG that people will post more than once. There are only about 30 regulars, tops, and if no one posted more than once games would end after a day.
    The three-post rule dictates that posts by the same person are separated by 3 others, as so:
    P1
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    P3
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    P1
    But that is the only rule and especially if the game gets close to expiring, it is more of a guideline.

    Now, on with the show
    On the 12th day of Christmas my DM gave to me

    12 moaning zombies
    11 summoned monsters
    10 jumplomancers
    9 ill-defined alignments
    8 Scourge Maidens
    7 drunken dwarfs
    6 blink dogs
    5 angry dragons
    4 call lightnings
    3 cursed items
    2 spiked chains
    And a brand new d3
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    I'd imagine the person after me starts with a new #1
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    HAPPY HYDRADAYS!!!

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    Maybe replace ill-defined alignments with bad alignments ... ill-defined alignments is too long to be structurally correct.

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    On the first day of Christmas, my DM gave to me,

    A Ring of Necromancy.
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    On the second day of Christmas, my DM gave to me,

    Two Rods of Wonder,
    And a Ring of Necromancy.


    He is... the most interesting Angel in the world.
    "I don't always keep spreadsheets over crazy voting patterns on the first day. But when I do, I'm the one running the game."


    ~Credit to Skippy for second line.

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    On the third day of Christmas, my DM gave to me,

    Three French Knights,
    Two Rods of Wonder,
    And a Ring of Necromancy.
    "Venite adoremus,
    venite adoremus,
    venite adoremus
    Dominum!"

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