EVIL, Evil Villain Intervention League

[Meynolds]

This is EVIL. No, not evil, but EVIL. EVIL stands for the Evil Villain Intervention League.

We are good. AMEN is not.

AMEN needed some good guys to fight against, so here is the organization to do so.

If you are good, please join to defend good from AMEN!

They may attack, but we can counter!

In all conversations the Evil Villain Intervention League is to be referred to as the Evil Villain Intervention League or EVIL, and evil, as in villainy, should be referred to as evil or villainy.

Please put something about EVIL in your sig when you join if possible, and give yourself a position.

Members:
Meynolds, Head of All Good
Castaras, Official Smart Mouth
The Masked Man, Official Antihero, AKA Batman
Zar Peter, Official Astronomer
Shadow, Head of The Stalkers
Deckmaster, Official Shiny-Toothed Optimist
PirateMonk, Non-Member, banished henceforth!
Raistlin, Epic Paladin/Bard of Heroicness, and official Cyber-Gaara
Moon Called, Contract Bound Assistant
Deathcow, Nonviolent Discussion-Focused Pacifist
Frigs, Head of Alchememy
V Junior, Mysterious Gaurdien Celestial

The Stalkers:

A group of beings who have similar opinions as Shadow, who shall preform the "Darker Deeds" with regards to AMEN.

Members:
Shadow, Head of The Stalkers

[Castaras]

(( Goody! More Cannon Fodder! *Cough* I mean Gods no the good guys are here. Ahhh. What are we going to do. Help us. ))

[The Masked Man]

I wish to take out those evil doers, you have my daggers.

The figure's voice is raspy, hardened, he lurks behind this porcilin mask, to not reveal his true Identity.

[Zar Peter]

Zar Peter trots in.

That sounds interesting. Do you have some astronomical devices for my studies. And some chemical laboratories for my studies on evil eating habits (I think they like birds, but I don't be sure for now).
And, of course, I need a GOOD title.

[Meynolds]

For the record Castaras, I am clearly not the cannon fodder, I fire the cannon.

A paladin walks up.

"Welcome Masked Man! You are our second member. What position do you wish to have?"

"Plenty of Astronomical Devices, you are now the Official Astronomer."

[The Masked Man]

I'm the Shadowy Anti-Hero of EVIL.

Like batman!

[Shadow]

Shadow slips in through the back door silently, hoping to have gone unnoticed.

[Meynolds]

The amazing detection devices detect Shadow, and another Paladin goes to greet him.

"Hello there, what are you doing here?"

[Shadow]

After looking around a bit, he decides that this organization is not what he expected it to be and adresses the proprieter.
"My good man, I am called Shadow. I seem to have gotten turned around a bit in the trees in the park. Let me ask you, is this building in the town proper or outside of it's walls?"

[Meynolds]

Somewhere in an extra-dimensional plane known as "SMBG." The town would have it destroyed too quickly."

[Zar Peter]

Let me say: If the evil is outside the town, why not fight it outside?

[Shadow]

"That is good, for I spend very little time within the town itself. You can count on my assistance whenever you shall need it."

[Meynolds]

(I can see how confusing some conversations are going to become.)

"We are going to fight it, it being evil and thus AMEN, outside the town. Either when they attack or when we attack."

"Very good. What is your position within this organization?"

[Shadow]

"What would you have me do? I can serve in a number of capacities."
Shadow then tells you his story.

((look in my sig))

[The Masked Man]

Well, I've had my eye on the pogo-creep, you guys do what you want.

[Castaras]

A shadow flickers outside the guildhouse, before fading away again.

[Meynolds]

"Fine by me Masked Man."

"Shadow, when we attack, or they attack, you should probably hide in the shadows until you want to attack. When you do, do it in either Dragon or Human form, your choice."

The detectors detect the flicker, and a code yellow is enacted.

[Zar Peter]

Hey, I can see the restaurant quite good from this place here. So I combine both researches, great!

[Shadow]

"I will form what is known as The Stalkers. The Stalkers will be a sect of individuals like-minded as myslf. We will perform the darker deeds needed to be dealt with in Regards to AMEN. Recruitement will be limited to those that have abilities similar to myself.

[Lord Magtok]

An android approaches EVIL's HQ, and leaves a note on the ground and leaves before it can be noticed.

Count your days numbered EVIL. You will be swiftly crushed under our heel like an insignificant insect.

-Lord Magtok

[Shadow]

Shadow, investigating the Yellow Alert finds the note and brings it in for Meynolds to read.
"It seems we are already discovered. I had hoped that we could go a day or two without discovery."

[Meynolds]

((I'm going to update with the alert system shortly.))

Meynolds accepts the note.

Figured. This is clearly going to warrant Code Orange ASAP. And get James Bond in here!

[InaVegt]

A smiling mouth appears in the EVIL HQ, just a smiling mouth, nothing more.

[Shadow]

Shadow sees this smiling mouth and puts on a Rolling Stones CD.
He then touched his tongue to his chin, mocking Gezina's mouth.

[InaVegt]

Now, that's not nice of you.

The mouth stays, while extending it's toungue to Shadow

[Shadow]

"We really must do something about this security system, Meynolds. It appears to be.... lacking...."

[Meynolds]

((I have to go, I'll be back after 7 EST.))

Suddenly arrows spring out of the wall aiming for the mouth.

Sadly, we only have the basics at this time. Anyway, what are you Floating Mouth?

[InaVegt]

Hey, I'm not a villain, nor a member of AMEN. I'm just interested in money, and was wondering if you could use the skills of a powerful sorceress

[Shadow]

"My mistake. I mistook your apparition to be an agent of the enemy. As a fledgeling organization, we are looking for any help offered against the dastardly AMEN. What say you?"

[InaVegt]

Ah, AMEN, I'm currently in negotiation with them. As I said, I want money. And if you wish my skills, you'd better give me more than AMEN.