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2015-03-20, 05:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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Mirror of Change Self: When you look in this mirror, and speak the command word, you can cause your reflection in the mirror to change, as if your reflection is affected by a Change Self spell. Nothing happens to you, but your reflection in the mirror, and in that mirror only, is changed.
Sic Bisquitum Disintegratum - Thus Breaketh Ye Bisquit
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2015-03-20, 07:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-03-25, 10:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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I found this one in my copy of the Encyclopedia Magica:
Arrow of Sleighing
"When this powerful item is drawnin a bow, in a combat situation, it immediately expands and unfolds into a full-size, four-place toboggan."
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2015-03-25, 11:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Wand of Wands.
This wand contains one charge. After the charge is used, the wand becomes an ordinary, mundane piece of wood. When touched to a mundane piece of wood of sufficient size, the charge is expended, and the wood becomes a Wand of Wands.
Charm of Mending:
When this small clay disk is broken, and the command word is uttered, it casts Mending. On itself.
Potion of Potions:
When this potion is mixed with another potion, both become a Potion of Potions.
Bag of Bags:
Whenever a bag is placed in this bag, it becomes a Bag of Bags.Last edited by bloodshed343; 2015-03-25 at 11:27 PM.
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2015-03-26, 03:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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Arrow of Sleighing
"When this powerful item is drawnin a bow, in a combat situation, it immediately expands and unfolds into a full-size, four-place toboggan."Sic Bisquitum Disintegratum - Thus Breaketh Ye Bisquit
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2015-03-26, 11:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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Some of them are worded to see who's paying attention. But yes, the Potion of True Resurrection is intended to true resurrect potions, not people.
The Magic Stone is my favorite gag to use against a party deep in a dungeon. And the Stone of Jordan has hilarious implications in game. As does the Duck of Many Things.Please take everything I say with a grain of salt. Unless we're arguing about alignment. In which case, you're wrong.
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2015-03-26, 01:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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2015-03-26, 02:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Murlynd's Magic Jar of Mayonaisse
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2015-03-26, 04:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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That's not mostly useless at all. that's just amazing. I can see a character or villain reeking havok with this item.
PC: Bow down and worship me, your living god
Priest: Pfft go away you nutter
Fires cannon with a piece of paper that says said PC is the churches living God
PC: I said BOW!!!!!
Priest: I'm sorry oh mighty one. Unfortunately, I worship a cannibal god, and we eat the vessels of our living God. (Starts eating said player)
PC: DRATTSS!!!!! WHY DIDN'T I BOTHER LEARNING ABOUT THEIR RELIGION SOon.....ARG (dies)
DM: Muahahaha, you'll never win in my campaign.Last edited by MadBear; 2015-03-26 at 04:00 PM.
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2015-03-26, 05:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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2015-03-27, 06:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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Dagger of Wind Direction: When held, and the command word is spoken, this dagger will point in the direction of the wind.
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2015-03-27, 02:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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2015-03-27, 02:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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The Dueling Chicken
This weapon always appears to be of an ornate & elaborate design, to configure to the current culture's views on dueling, even going so far as to be a pair of leather cloves with studs. One consistency is that the design never changes from that of a fighting **** (chicken) When first worn/wielded the weapon disappears into an extradimentional space, to be pulled out when the command word is spoken. This item is cursed though & has a random chance that the wielder instead pulls out a harmless rubber chicken. You may make up whatever percentage chance you'd like to adjust to the levity of your game, don't let me tell you how to play
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2015-03-27, 03:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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2015-03-28, 04:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Thingy of Random Weaponry: (also known as the Swiss Army Thingy) This unshapely thing (made of metal and wood Things - about the size of a Wand) can change shape and turn into a random weapon on the push of a button.
When the button is pushed, roll a D20. The Thingy turns into one of the following weapons:
1 - A normal Longsword
2 - A Longsword +1
3 - A normal Shortsword
4 - A Shortsword +1
5 - A normal Rapier
6 - A Rapier +1
7 - A normal Longbow
8 - A normal Sling
9 - A normal Spear
10 - A normal Dagger
11 - A Dagger +1
12 - A normal Quarterstaff
13 - A normal Catapult
14 - A normal Trebuchet
15 - A normal Whip
16 - A Whip +1
17 - A normal Greataxe
18 - A Greataxe +1
19 - A normal Greatsword
20 - A Greatsword +1
The Thingy changes shape and functions as the weapon type for 2D6 rounds. It then reverts to it's Thingy shape Again, and is inert for 2D6 rounds. The button can then be pushed again.Last edited by Mrmox42; 2015-03-29 at 09:46 AM.
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2015-03-28, 07:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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Water Clock of Absolute Time - A standard sized and weight water (very large, very heavy) clock that keeps perfect time relative to its native prime material plane. Must be full of water from it native prime plane to operate.
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2015-03-28, 07:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-03-28, 10:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Tiara of sound detection
While worn, this tiara vibrates when any audible sound reaches the wearer. The tiara vibration generate an audible buzz, wich creates an unfortunate feedback loop. It is also incredibly painful and usualy prevents hearing the initial triggering sound.Yes, I am slightly egomaniac. Why didn't you ask?
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2015-03-28, 01:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Guide to the Magus, the Pathfinder Gish class.
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2015-03-28, 02:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Needs moar Glaive-Guisarme-VoulgeSic Bisquitum Disintegratum - Thus Breaketh Ye Bisquit
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2015-03-28, 03:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Glaive, glaive-guisarme, voulge, guisarme-voulge, bill, bill-guisarme, ranseur, spetum, partisan, fauchard, hook fauchard, fauchard-fork, military fork, bardiche, awl pike, halberd, lucern hammer, bec de corbin, spear, long spear, trident, light/jousting/medium/heavy lance, mancatcher.
Bohemian earspoon.Last edited by JAL_1138; 2015-03-29 at 10:06 AM. Reason: Typo in one of the many instances of "guisarme."
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2015-03-28, 05:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Wand of Fireball. This golden-brown wooden wand has intricate red carvings of flame curling up its length. It has three charges which replenish daily at dusk. Expending a charge causes 375 ml of cinnamon whisky to leak out of the wand's tip. Expending two charges causes 750 ml of whisky to appear, and using all three charges summons 1.75 liters. Every time all three charges are used, there is a five percent chance that the wand creates an actual fireball, as per the spell, centered on the user.
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2015-03-29, 09:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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Right...
Thingy of Assorted Polearms: (also known as the Polearm Emporium Thingy) This unshapely thing (made of metal and wood Things - about the size of a Wand) can change shape and turn into a random polearm on the push of a button.
When the button is pushed, roll a D20. The Thingy turns into one of the following polearms:
1 - Glaive or Glaive-guisarme (roll 1D2 for type)
2 - Voulge
3 - Guisarme-voulge
4 - Spetum
5 - Bill or Bill-guisarme (roll 1D2 for type)
6 - Partisan
7 - Ranseur
8 - Military fork
9 - Morning Star
10 - Fauchard, Hook fauchard or Fauchard-fork (roll 1D3 for type)
11 - Lucern hammer
12 - Halberd
13 - Bec de corbin
14 - Bardiche
15 - Awl pike
16 - Trident
17 - Mancatcher
18 - Spear or Long spear (roll 1D2 for type)
19 - Lance (roll 1D4 for a Light/Jousting/Medium/Heavy Lance)
20 - Greatclub
The Thingy changes shape and functions as the polearm type for 2D6 rounds. It then reverts to it's Thingy shape Again, and is inert for 2D6 rounds. The button can then be pushed again.
So there.Last edited by Mrmox42; 2015-03-29 at 09:45 AM.
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2015-03-29, 10:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-03-29, 10:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-03-29, 01:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Mobile Stones:
These pocket-sized stones are incredibly interesting for some reason, and they compel their owners to ignore the world around them for long stretches of time to stare at the stones.
Yew Tubes:
For some inexplicable reason, anyone who looks through these hollow tubes of yew wood has visions of cats doing various humorous or adorable things.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard and be evil.
My Homebrew:
Janissary, a primal arcane support
The Runepriest, a magical fighter
The elementalist, a work in progress
Goblinoid Races
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2015-03-29, 02:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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2015-03-29, 03:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Bohemian earspoonSic Bisquitum Disintegratum - Thus Breaketh Ye Bisquit
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2015-03-29, 03:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Despite the name, the weapon itself isn't very amusing. A broad spearhead with a couple of piercing spikes or small cutting edges underneath it to either side, mounted on a heavy spearhaft (sometimes further reinforced with langets), broadly similar to a ranseur or later-design partisan. Sort of a cross between a partisan and a lugged spear with sharpened lugs. Looked mean as heck.
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2015-03-29, 07:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard and be evil.
My Homebrew:
Janissary, a primal arcane support
The Runepriest, a magical fighter
The elementalist, a work in progress
Goblinoid Races