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    Here is a new game that just popped into my head, invent an over the top death, but only give the last words of the person or people. Try and be as absurd as possible.

    "I shouldn't have... stolen... their pies."
    In DnD you find a lot about people. I found out that my friends are willing to let someone die in order to salvage and sell the arrow piercing his chest.

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    Huh. I guess they really do have feathers. *screaming*

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    "Tell... you wife... that I l... l... love her..."
    "This is exactly why I'm killing you."
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    "Bruce Lee, we need to do this scene from the top for the 19th time."

    "Patty cake, patty cake - *incoherent screams*"
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    Declared God of Chance and Creativity as well as Equestria's Master of the d20.

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    Dudeons, I so want to kiss you for that.

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    "Now that I finally have you in my sights, any last words, punk?"

    "Only this: you forgot about the sheep-cow. a fatal mista-"

    "Mooooooooooooooooo!!!"

    *deafening crash*

    All three were never seen again.
    In DnD you find a lot about people. I found out that my friends are willing to let someone die in order to salvage and sell the arrow piercing his chest.

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    "Aww how cute! OH DEAR GOD IT'S EATING MY FACE IT'S EATING MY FACE IT'S EATING ... *gurgle*"
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    Nothing I ever say is to be taken seriously. Doing so may incur serious penalties such as rhetorical questions, disturbing self realizations, the Spanish inquisition And/or Plagues of locusts.

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    "You stab me BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME!!!!"

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    "Upgrade to the latest version of Adobe Flash Player to view this content, bitch." *pulls grenade pin*

    Free cookie if you can guess what that's from.
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    To paraphrase some real world last words I know of:

    "Why are you hiding? They couldn't hit an elephant from this dist-"
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    I knew... I should have taken... Levels... In fighter...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Justice View Post
    I knew... I should have taken... Levels... In fighter...
    "I knew I should have taken Levels... in Commoner." *dies*
    In DnD you find a lot about people. I found out that my friends are willing to let someone die in order to salvage and sell the arrow piercing his chest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FallenFallcrest View Post
    "I knew I should have taken Levels... in Commoner." *dies*
    "A housecat? Seriously? That's the most threatening thing you could come up with?"
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    Don't ...eat the salmon....
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    and my homies agree, I really look good in black...fool!" - Weird Al

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    I didn't think... you could make a golem... out of THAT...

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    "Oh, so you're saying I'm too scared to give myself a swirly?"
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    Declared God of Chance and Creativity as well as Equestria's Master of the d20.

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    Love for the d12! Dudeons wins the game!
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    Dudeons, I so want to kiss you for that.

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    "Damn you... cursed wallpaper..."
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    Bears can't climb...can they?

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    Why is that arrow getting bigger?

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    Wait, aren't those the safe mushrooms?
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    and my homies agree, I really look good in black...fool!" - Weird Al

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    *grabs spouses lovehandles* Though admittedly already well-explored and barely containing any previously untrundled areas, I hereby claim these large swathes of land for my king, and country!

    (true story, except that I didn't really die as a result. But it was close)
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    Playing Byzantium. Radiating enhanced, reformed Warmth.
    Also playing Celts. Must keep pretending the times are tough in order to get the young ones sent out into the world.

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    "Hey, watch this!"
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    "Imma do a Dante!"
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    Declared God of Chance and Creativity as well as Equestria's Master of the d20.

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    Love for the d12! Dudeons wins the game!
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    Dudeons, I so want to kiss you for that.

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    "Pluh-lease! Everyone knows dragons are... *turns around*... Extinct?"

    Oh, and the ever classics "What could possibly go wrong?" and my personal favorite: "What's the worst that could happen?"
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    In DnD you find a lot about people. I found out that my friends are willing to let someone die in order to salvage and sell the arrow piercing his chest.

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    "Hey guys, the dragon is made of sugar!"
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    "You wanna know where he is? Fine, I'll tell you. He's- gurk."
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    "Hold my beer and watch this."
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    "I don't care if he's a deity, I told him to go screw himself! What's the worst-- *is erased from existence*"

    Or also: "1 + 1 equals two, b****." *suicide bombs*

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    "Yeah, over my dead body."
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    "Don't worry, no one else knows I'm here."
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    "The space ghost isn't really a ghost it's a-" Pauses as mask is pulled away "-little white rabbit. You could tell aaaagggghhh!"
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