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    BoVD:
    Living Forbidden Speech: Can't speak about that... or that... or that...
    Living Touch of Juibilex: Everything is like me [the ooze]!
    Living Consume Likeness: Kills you, then is you, repeat.
    Living Polymorph/Lahm's Finger Darts: It fires fingers at you, over, and over, and over..
    Living Addiction: What are you addicted to today?
    Living Black Bag: Torture bags everywhere!
    Living Cheat: An ooze that never loses
    Living Nether Trail: And endless line of evil outsiders follows this ooze.
    Living Tongue Serpents: Hordes of vipers!
    Living Phantasmal Thief: This ooze wants it all.
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    Living Vortex of Teeth....it eats you.
    Living Cometfall....every time it hits you, a comet hits you on the head. That'd get annoying fast.
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    Jade Phoenix Mages have the coolest capstone ability ever. They explode. Low on health? explode. Surrounded? expolde. Outsiders? explode. Explode? explode. Come back a few rounds later with all your hp.
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    Living Aspect of the Wolf: It's an ooze. Shaped like a wolf.

    I have to say, though, the scariest one I've seen so far is a Living Avascular Mass/Finger of Death/Unnaming. *SLAM* Save or turn into a gooey mass of cardial tissue and lose half your HP. Then, save or die. If you make that, save or no longer exist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I_Got_This_Name View Post
    A template from Eberron. Short form: imput one or more spells, get an ooze that uses the spell whenever it hits anything.
    Also available in the MM3, I believe.
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    Well, so long as we're doing blatantly illegal spells:

    Living Mind Seed

    Actually, given that psionics is too good for magical names, it'd probably be something like "Incarnate Mind Seed" or "True Manifestation of Mind Seed" or "Astral Mind Seed Crystal" or what have you, but still: A giant... thing which replaces your mind with its own? Come on, you know you want it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mewtarthio View Post
    Well, so long as we're doing blatantly illegal spells:

    Living Mind Seed

    Actually, given that psionics is too good for magical names, it'd probably be something like "Incarnate Mind Seed" or "True Manifestation of Mind Seed" or "Astral Mind Seed Crystal" or what have you, but still: A giant... thing which replaces your mind with its own? Come on, you know you want it...
    Terror. TERROR.

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    Living Dimensional lock paired with Maze.
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    Living Summon Greater Dragon - "Look guy's there's nothing to worry about, its just an ooze!"
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    Living Continual Flame: A rogue's worst nightmare.
    Living Reverse Gravity: Fun for the whole family.

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    Living Polymorph Any Object: *Whack* You're a monkey! *Whack* You're a shrew! *Whack* You're a naked mole rat!
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    Jade Phoenix Mages have the coolest capstone ability ever. They explode. Low on health? explode. Surrounded? expolde. Outsiders? explode. Explode? explode. Come back a few rounds later with all your hp.
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    Living Backbiter: It don't hurt you much but I wouldn't attack it

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    Living Wall of Iron: Either the most unfortunate "ooze" ever or the toughest blob on the block. Make sure your druid has plenty of rusting grasp spells prepped.

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    Living Polymorph Any Object: *Whack* You're a monkey! *Whack* You're a shrew! *Whack* You're a naked mole rat!
    Victory for Black Mage!

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    Victory for Black Mage!
    Thank you, thank you very much. I'm honored *Bows*

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    Jade Phoenix Mages have the coolest capstone ability ever. They explode. Low on health? explode. Surrounded? expolde. Outsiders? explode. Explode? explode. Come back a few rounds later with all your hp.
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    Living Augury: *slam* "Weal!" *slam* "Weal!" *slam* "Woe!" *slam* "Weal!"
    Living Contact Other Plane: *slam* "STOP CALLING ME!"
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    Living Teleportation Circle-
    Where did it go? Nobody knows.

    Living Animate Objects-
    When it hits you, your clothing comes to life and tries to kill you.

    Living Simulacrum- I don't even know how that would work, but no matter what, it wouldn't be pretty.

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    Living Clone for fast easy extra body manufacture.

    Living Insanity because it would look like something straight out of H.P. Lovecraft's drug-induced hallucinations. Coincidentally Living Weird looks like something out of Lovecraft's nightmares (possibly zombie cthulhu?). Heck combine the two and you have Mythos Incarnate. Make a will save or start gibbering incoherently about non-euclidian squid monsters who eat seven-foot chitinous cyclopean tripedal pinecones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nahal View Post
    Living Insanity because it would look like something straight out of H.P. Lovecraft's drug-induced hallucinations. Coincidentally Living Weird looks like something out of Lovecraft's nightmares (possibly zombie cthulhu?). Heck combine the two and you have Mythos Incarnate. Make a will save or start gibbering incoherently about non-euclidian squid monsters who eat seven-foot chitinous cyclopean tripedal pinecones.
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    Living Otto's Irresistable Dance. It's annoying enough when a single mage hits you with it once. Every single round?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pink View Post
    The guy behind the shrub in Vermillion city of pokemon red/blue. Give me cookie.
    Wrong. Veridian city. Give ME a cookie.

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    While we're doing psionics...

    Living Time Regression. The best part here is that the only person in a time regression who remembers that things have changed is the manifester. The ooze is too stupid to act on this knowledge. So, everything happens exactly as before... It slam attacks someone. Time regresses a round. It slam attacks them again. Repeat forever.
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    Living Contact Other Plane: *slam* "STOP CALLING ME!"
    I think you just invented call-centers

    Ye gods!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shalist View Post
    Living wish: Whatever you were (un)fortunate enough to be thinking about becomes reality ("Another living spell? man, I almost wish I were fighting a tarrasque or something, just for the change of pac--ooooohhh sh--"...)
    *BOOM*
    "What did you think of?"
    *BOOM*
    "...the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man..."
    *BOOM*
    "God help us..."
    "The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words ... English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."

    "The only thing necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing."

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    Originally Posted by Krimm_Blackleaf:
    I'm using this. Thank you.
    Sure, so long as you stat out said pinecones.
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    Living Detect Magic. Is completely sure of its own existence, sparking a philosophical revolution among living spells.
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    Living Plane Shift: *Whack* Oh...uh...hi Asmodeus!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aquillion View Post
    While we're doing psionics...

    Living Time Regression. The best part here is that the only person in a time regression who remembers that things have changed is the manifester. The ooze is too stupid to act on this knowledge. So, everything happens exactly as before... It slam attacks someone. Time regresses a round. It slam attacks them again. Repeat forever.
    That would just be wrong. Instant end of a campaign. Funnier than " Rocks Fall, everyone dies" though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hypothetical View Post
    That would just be wrong. Instant end of a campaign. Funnier than " Rocks Fall, everyone dies" though.
    Actually the party would win every fight. The Living Spell woudl never win.

    Everytime it hits the round is redone. So 1 in 20 redone rounds the LS rolls a natural 1 and misses. Even if the party can only hit it on a natural 20 and only does 1 damage on a critical, they would still win. Every 8000 rounds the Living Spell on average would take 1 point of damage.

    And the best part is the only rounds that the characters remember are ones when they rolled 2 natural 20's and their enemy rolled a natural 1.

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    Except the one hit, right? Then much better if the rest of the party is watching the battle at a distance.

    So, for one person, they've been locked in a month-long battle with this slime constantly being hit, but not hurt for long. To the others - it never touched you, but you kept hiting it in the best possible location.

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    Living Vengeful Gaze of God/Contingent True Resurrection: Kills you, kills itself, True rezzes itself, kills again, kills itself again, true rezzes itself again..........
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    Living Vengeful Gaze of God/Contingent True Resurrection: Kills you, kills itself, True rezzes itself, kills again, kills itself again, true rezzes itself again..........
    "On the other hand, maybe all of this could have been prevented if you had just managed to get laid once in a while. You can't tell me you would have been as tightly wound if you had been getting treasure type O once in a while"

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