[3.x/PF] GitP Regulars as Feats!

[PsyBomb]

It's more simple than we're making it out to be. To utter, you need to take a truespeak check, but the DC goes up 2 each time you use the same utterance.

I guess what I was trying to say was something like...

Player A uses Wordsmithing to use Utterance on Victim.
He uses the same Utterance next round. Normally, the DC would have been increased by 2, it is up by 4 instead.
An hour later, he uses the same Utterance. Its DC is increased by 4 as normal for the Law, not doubled to 8.

Does that make sense?

[Red Fel]

Also, that wasn't very funny. Anyone got a better one?

... I must have misunderstood your post. Were you suggesting that I'm not funny? Because I can be funny.

For example, I find this hysterical.



Do you want me to be funny some more?

[NeoPhoenix0]

... I must have misunderstood your post. Were you suggesting that I'm not funny? Because I can be funny.

For example, I find this hysterical.



Do you want me to be funny some more?

No, no, no, fel darling. You were funny, also that is funny. My contribution wasn't funny.

[Jormengand]

Its DC is increased by 4 as normal for the Law,

But the law only increases it by 2 each time. It doesn't go up 2 per time, each time.

[PsyBomb]

But the law only increases it by 2 each time. It doesn't go up 2 per time, each time.

Now I see the miscommunication. Each time, I was speaking "from base", not "from prior recitation". So, on the second time, it is up 2 from base. On the third, it's up 4 total from base. Make sense now? Sorry if I messed up the wording.

[NeoPhoenix0]

LP, it's a trap, don't listen to them or you won't be able to taste ice cream. Unless they are talking about one of the homebrew remake fixes.

[Elricaltovilla]

LP, it's a trap, don't listen to them or you won't be able to taste ice cream. Unless they are talking about one of the homebrew remake fixes.

Silly NeoPhoenix0, paladins don't eat icecream, that would be an indulgence!

[NeoPhoenix0]

Silly NeoPhoenix0, paladins don't eat icecream, that would be an indulgence!

They do eat ice cream, but their flavors are limited to plain vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry, but they can't even get neapolitan.

[Elricaltovilla]

They do eat ice cream, but their flavors are limited to plain vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry, but they can't even get neapolitan.

I'm actually quite fond of strawberry ice cream. A point in the paladin's favor, then.

[Jormengand]

LP, it's a trap, don't listen to them or you won't be able to taste ice cream. Unless they are talking about one of the homebrew remake fixes.

Hey, we do Worldspeakers instead. They can taste ice cream after the first 16 levels, rather than the first 19, so they're on par with the wizard.

And by "Taste ice cream" I do indeed mean "Cast Gate."

[LoyalPaladin]

They do eat ice cream, but their flavors are limited to plain vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry, but they can't even get neapolitan.

Now would probably be a poor time to point out that vanilla is my favorite flavor of ice cream...

I'm actually quite fond of strawberry ice cream. A point in the paladin's favor, then.

Callooh callay! It's ice cream day!

[Inevitability]

Permission granted.

[Elricaltovilla]

Hey LP, is gelato on the table for paladins or no?

[LoyalPaladin]

Hey LP, is gelato on the table for paladins or no?

Of course! I'm also partial to sorbet.

[Jormengand]

GODDAMMIT DIRE STIRGE I AM NOT A PLANE OF EXISTENCE MY NAME DOES NOT END "GARD."

*Ahem*

Can't think of a good feat, so I'll pass on you.

[NeoPhoenix0]

GODDAMMIT DIRE STIRGE I AM NOT A PLANE OF EXISTENCE MY NAME DOES NOT END "GARD."

*Ahem*

Can't think of a good feat, so I'll pass on you.

gard isn't just for planes of existance, it is also for castles. BTW, i have an idea for a feat for you.

[Troacctid]

Hey LP, is gelato on the table for paladins or no?

I know that the leader of one order of paladins famously condemned one of his subordinates to death for partaking of gelato, but to be fair, Gelato was the name of said leader's wife.

[NeoPhoenix0]

You see, some paladins with a botched ritual implantation of their cooling rod so it is too far up don't think things like sorbet and gelato are ok, however they are only really limited on flavors.

[Snowbluff]

Snowbluff, please assist me in keeping this thread well organized!

Sweep #1:

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Snowbluff
Jormengand
LoyalPaladin
atemu1234
Elricaltovilla
IZ42
Illven
illyahr
Red Fel
eggynack
Psybomb
WhamBamSam
Thurbane
ForrestFire

Feats
Unstable Personality
Chevalier
Emblem of Fire
IZ42's Expeditious Recovery
Fel Strike: Charm [Combat, Mind Affecting]
Fel Strike: Command [Combat, Mind Affecting, Fear]
Fel Strike: Destruction [Combat]
Snowbluff's Distracting Images
Altovilla Spellstrike School
Altovilla Spellstrike Mastery
Elric's Perfected Spellstrike

I was going to get to it after class. I've decided just to **** off for most of this thread aside from making the OP edits.


That being said.

Snowbluff's Distracting Images (Reserve, Illusion)

With but a wave of your hand, a series of rapidly flashing images appears before you, captivating your audience for a brief moment.

Prerequisite:
Able to cast 2nd level spells.
Benefit:
As long as you have an illusion spell of 2nd level or higher available to cast, you can conjure a short series of repeating images, potentially distracting any creature with an intelligence greater than 3 for 1 round. A distracted opponent is unable to act in the round following it's distraction, and is denied it's dexterity bonus to AC for the duration of it's distraction. A creature can only be distracted in this manner once per encounter. Opponent is allowed a saving throw (Will, DC 10+CL) to ignore the effects.

OOOh, shiny. It should have a more regular DC, though.

[Jormengand]

gard isn't just for planes of existance, it is also for castles. BTW, i have an idea for a feat for you.

I am not a castle.

Ooh...

[Red Fel]

I am not a castle.

But don't you want to be?

[NeoPhoenix0]

Jormengard

Legend tells of a legendary craftsmen famous for his large quantity of crafting services. Some craftsmen have honed their ability to create large castles quickly in his honor.
Prerequisite: Craft (stone masonry) 13, Profession (architect) 13
Benefit: You can craft a castle made out of superior masonry in the time span of 1 week with a DC 25 craft (stone masonry) check and a DC 20 profession (architect) check. The walls can be anywhere between 6 in. and 2 ft. in thickness. The outer walls can be up to 10 ft thick + craft check inches. The area of the castle can be up to (craft check x 10 ft) x (craft check x 10 ft) x (profession check x 10 ft). The castle can be as simple or complex as you want, but it is made entirely out of mundane superior masonry. To use this feat you need a source of stone sufficient enough to make your castle as normal.

[Jormengand]

So... you can create a castle impossibly quickly because you honour... someone? So long as you have enough stone.

Okay. Sure.

[NeoPhoenix0]

So... you can create a castle impossibly quickly because you honour... someone? So long as you have enough stone.

Okay. Sure.

makes more sense than a lot of feats.

[Elricaltovilla]

So... you can create a castle impossibly quickly because you honour... someone? So long as you have enough stone.

Okay. Sure.

To be fair, the feat does manage to nicely condense entire books worth of material into roughly one paragraph.

[NeoPhoenix0]

To be fair, the feat does manage to nicely condense entire books worth of material into roughly one paragraph.

Obviously I need to make an entire sourcebook about crafting and somehow put this feat into a context that makes more sense. Too bad i am super lazy.

[Thurbane]

But don't you want to be?

I prefer...

[LoyalPaladin]

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NeoPhoenix0
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New Phoenix Rebirth
Psybomb
Stack
Jormengand's Wordsmithing
Jormengard

[Esprit15]

I grant permission.

[LoyalPaladin]

I think people are intimidated by all the corrections being made, so they aren't making very many feats...

Fear not children! LoyalPaladin will protect you!