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    Default Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

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    Granted. Xihirli and Geodude chop each other to ribbons, each of which look slightly different.

    I wish that the next thread's name will be Your Wish Granted With a Twist XLV: Stabbity-Stab-Stab!
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    I wish for no one to be angry that I made the new thread early.
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    What.

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    Okay, seriously, what?

    ...I dismissed that possibility as being too unlikely even for Xihirli. Obviously I underestimated his level of Stupid Evil. :P
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    In all honesty, I'm not sure what Xihirli's motivations were...
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    There's an entire thread devoted to stabbing Xihirli?! *evil grin*
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Granted! Everyone stabs you, which successfully diffuses their anger.

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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Granted! Unfortunately, the software upgrade that makes it easier to type costs about $2000, and you'll be contractually obligated to stab Xihirli three times weekly while for the first 18 months.

    I wish Xirhirli could survive an infinite number of stab wounds.
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Granted. They still cause him pain though, and that makes him angry, so he decides to take it out on you. Violently.


    I wish that the name of this thread was actually Stabbity Stab-stab
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: Stabbity Stab Stab

    Granted. By which of course I mean not.

    I wish for... maybe some healing?
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    What.

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    Okay, seriously, what?

    ...I dismissed that possibility as being too unlikely even for Xihirli. Obviously I underestimated his level of Stupid Evil. :P
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    In all honesty, I'm not sure what Xihirli's motivations were...
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    There's an entire thread devoted to stabbing Xihirli?! *evil grin*
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Granted, then i cast greater reflect healing, which deals damage to you equal to twice the amount you healed(stabbing damage btw)

    i wish for xhirili to be stabed
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Well, Xihirli gets stabbed. That's not really the same thing as xihirli (not Xihirli) getting stabed (instead of getting stabbed).

    I wish for an infinite supply of chocolate milk.
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Er... Okay? He's already been stabbed dozens of times, I don't think one more will make much of a difference.

    I wish Xihirli would think that Scimitars are stabbing weapons, which will invariably result in this wish being twisted so he stabs me, unfortunately.
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Chocolate milk starts pouring down indefinitely. Unfortunately, it is centered around Xihirli. Somehow this makes him think scimitars are stabbing weapons, resulting in Xihirli stabbing both AvatarVecna and Mousedigits as they reach for the chocolate milk.

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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Granted. Most people aren't ninjas. In fact, we haven't had much use for them since the Atom Bomb, so there are hardly any left.

    I wish that people would realized that I KNOW WHAT SCIMITARS ARE FOR AND THIS WILL NOT CHANGE!!!
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    What.

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    Okay, seriously, what?

    ...I dismissed that possibility as being too unlikely even for Xihirli. Obviously I underestimated his level of Stupid Evil. :P
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    In all honesty, I'm not sure what Xihirli's motivations were...
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    There's an entire thread devoted to stabbing Xihirli?! *evil grin*
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Granted! Unfortunately, they continue arguing the point with you just to get under your skin.
    They also get under your skin by stabbing you.
    I wish for world peace.
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Granted. However, it will only happen when Xihirli stabs you with scimitars

    I wish for Xihirli to stab AvatarVecna with scimitars.
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Granted. His head then explodes from the paradox it induces.

    I wish to stab Xihirli with a bat.
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Granted! However, the bat, after stabbing Xihirli, bites you, turning you into a vampire. Say goodbye to sunlight and hello to your only friends being edgy 14-year-olds on Tumblr.

    I wish for Xihirli to never be stabbed again.

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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Quote Originally Posted by jhunter_d View Post
    Granted! However, the bat, after stabbing Xihirli, bites you, turning you into a vampire. Say goodbye to sunlight and hello to your only friends being "edgy" 14-year-olds on Tumblr.

    I wish for Xihirli to never be stabbed again.
    Firstly, FTFY.

    Secondly, granted! Unfortunately, the desire to stab people when twisting their wishes is about the only thing that can't die in these threads. Having removed our favorite stabbing target, you become our new favorite pincushion. *stabs jhunter_d with a scimitar, just to tick Xihirli off*

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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Granted. It traps you in a bubble that levitates at approximately inside the sun and then releases you.
    On the upside, you were dead WAY before then.

    I wish I could be stabbed again.
    Try to twist THAT one!
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Oh, you really shouldn't taunt people like that. It can get messy...

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    VV FTFY=Fixed That For You
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Granted! I stab you with a broken gin bottle!

    I wish I knew what FTFY stands for.
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Granted! But not by me.

    I wish you would all shut up about stabbing already.
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Granted. I stab you in complete silence.

    I wish for a drink of water.
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Okay! You drown.

    I wish for a can of Dr. Pepper.
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Granted! It gives you kidney failure and liver infection.

    I wish for immortality (of the variety where I don't age).
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Granted, but you must stab yourself in the face with a scimitar every day in order to renew the immortality

    i wish stabbing was even more funny
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Granted! I add an S to laughter, then stab Xihirli.

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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Granted. Something, something, something, stabbing. Something, something, something, scimitars.

    I wish this joke would just ****ing die.
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Granted. I stab the joke. With a (new!) dagger. Happy?

    I wish to fail.
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Granted, you fail - at not stabbing yourself.

    I wish that every word in the English language was replaced with "stab".
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Stab!
    Stab stab Xihirli.

    Stab stab stab stab stab.
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Granted! Unfortunately, the only way to change it back into English is for all those stabs to go somewhere, and you're the only other one here! *stabs you once for every word in the English language*

    I wish stabbing was slightly less prevalent in wish-twisting.
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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 45: I stab Xihirli.

    Granted. I cut you open. That should reduce the percentage a bit.

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