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2007-04-28, 12:08 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2004
- Location
- The Mindfields
- Gender
[Spell] Ain't no one gettin' round HER!
"Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise!"
Wall of Yo Momma!
Conjuration [Creation]
Level: Sor/Wiz 4
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)
Effect: Ole woman whose area is up to one 5-ft. square/level; see text
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: See text
Spell Resistance: Nuh UH!
You summon a moo-moo wearin' old woman and plunk her down whever she can fit. Yo momma cannot form in an area occupied by physical objects or creatures cuz she BIG! Any creature adjacent to yo momma when she is summoned may attempt a Reflex save to disrupt her as she comes into being.
Yo momma can move 20 feet per round, and has a reach of 5 feet. She can slap you silly, able to make 2 slam attacks at a base attack equal to your caster level. These attacks deal 2d6 points of damage each.
Yo momma is 5 inches thick per two caster levels. Each 10-foot square of lard has 1 hit point per inch of thickness. Creatures can hit yo momma automatically. A section of momma whose hit points drop to 0 is breached. If a creature tries to break through with a single attack, the DC for the Strength check is 15 + caster level.
Material Component: A twinkie.Last edited by The Vorpal Tribble; 2008-03-31 at 10:25 PM.
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2007-04-28, 12:37 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2006
- Location
- Funkytown
- Gender
Re: [Spell] Ain't no one gettin' round HER!
I know we should expect it from you, VT, but that's... that's messed up. Please tell me you're not actually going to use this. Unless you're playing D20 Modern in the ghetto. Then it's gold man, solid gold.
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Thanks to urodivoi for the oystatar!
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2007-04-28, 02:16 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2006
- Location
- In search of cheese
Re: [Spell] Ain't no one gettin' round HER!
The second sentence earned a smile.
Oh, and what does "Spell Resistance: Nuh UH!" mean? Is that the opposite of a "MmmHmm!"?
[roll0]Belkar's Bad to the Bone.
Dispossible a fetter hein and bemay kine a sinder's tock.
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2007-04-28, 02:18 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2006
- Location
- My secret lunar fortress
- Gender
Re: [Spell] Ain't no one gettin' round HER!
...This is one of the funniest things I've seen on this forum yet. Congratulations, you win.
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2007-04-28, 02:46 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2006
Re: [Spell] Ain't no one gettin' round HER!
Vorpal Tribble is a god.
I believe he grants the Insanity domain.Thanks to zegma for my awesome avatar.
Proudly the founder of the Mr. Scruffy fanclub.
We will not let Nessie down! http://www.petitiononline.com/PLEAOSAR/
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2007-04-28, 08:40 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2004
- Location
- The Mindfields
- Gender
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2007-04-28, 09:07 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2007
Re: [Spell] Ain't no one gettin' round HER!
Don't forget the improved version where anyone trying to get through gets stuck in extradimensional folds of fat.
OMG, the Vorpal Tribble is a disease.
Quick, shoot me now.
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2007-04-28, 09:11 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2006
- Location
- Somewhere I shouldn't be...
- Gender
Re: [Spell] Ain't no one gettin' round HER!
*Gives Realms a siringe.
We all carry around the cure, just in case.
Great job VT.My sister has more ranks in Tumble then your level 13 rogue!
(Seriously. She's a gymnast.)
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2007-04-28, 02:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2004
- Location
- The Mindfields
- Gender
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2008-03-31, 07:40 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2004
- Location
- The Mindfields
- Gender
Re: [Spell] Ain't no one gettin' round HER!
April fool's bump!
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2008-03-31, 12:14 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2006
- Location
- Portland, OR
- Gender
Re: [Spell] Ain't no one gettin' round HER!
Is anyone else inspired to create a whole domain of Yo Momma?
Minor Image of a Mother, ... is so Fat, ...is so Old,... is so Ugly, ...is so Stupid, ...is so Nasty, ... is so much of a Slut , ... Improved so Fat , Automatic Response (Your Mom!)
What domain ability? 1/day as an immediate action you may interrupt a Diplomacy check being made by any target, by shouting out the two simple words " Your Momma!" at the choice moment. This incurs an incompetence penalty to the target's current diplomacy check equal to your caster level+5. For the next 24 hours the target takes a -5 incompetence penalty to Diplomacy checks.Come with me, time out of mind...
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2008-03-31, 05:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2007
- Location
- Department of Smiting
- Gender
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2008-03-31, 06:10 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2005
- Gender
Re: [Spell] Ain't no one gettin' round HER!
Is this a summoning, calling, or creation effect?