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    "/I;m ttiyvc atdv bd DxgrZH" I'm typing with my eyes closed.
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    Noo! Not more cryptograms! I can't stand them! I still haven't bothered to find out what the old ones said!
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    "Well hat;s too bnade, tbnecause these ateny;t even coerde." Well, that's too bad, because these aren't even coded.
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    I really don't care. Rex, would you please smack him like you always do when this happens?
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    "I'm hihdiern csryre white fvmesfhahes in rhwew ao rtoir xN UNDERSYARM WHAT IM SSAUGNBF." I'm hiding secrert white messages in here so you can understand what I'm saying.
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    Vespe stabs Fus. in the back with his rapier for....
    [roll]1d6+5+10d6+2d6+2d6+1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6+2d10+2d10+2d10+ 2d10[/roll] damage.

    You're welcome, Magtok.

    The plushies run around the base, acting all cute and whatnot.

    EDIT: Arrrgh, stupid die roller.
    Last edited by Vespe Ratavo; 2007-05-06 at 05:51 PM.

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    Thanks, plushie.

    Magtok sits around and does nothing, wondering if anyne else is still online.
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    One of the plushies leaps onto Magtoks head and beats him with a plush stick labeled "+3."

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    At that instant, the dread demon Lord Biscotti succeeded in turning the world into a peanut. Why, you ask? Because he is an idiot, dammit. Idiots do that sort of thing. Fortunately, Lady Moonstar Featherweather was able to escape to the Plane of Fire just in time to avoid the dire peanutting. After being treated for third-degree burns, she engaged Biscotti in a battle that was really epic, like some epic-y kinda epic thing. How a little elf wielding a pointy stick defeated a centuries-old demon is beyond me, but she did it, and on top of that returned the world to its former non-peanut status through a convenient plot hole.

    Meanwhile, Saurous sits up abruptly.

    "Why do I get the feeling that the world was destroyed by some age-old demon and then restored by some weak heroine?"

    Saurous shrugs it off.
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    Seeing as Magtok is still a worm, the plushie squishes him with the stick, and a new Magtok-worm-clone shows up.

    Dunno, Saur. Probably some lousy anime story.
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    "Augh! How'd you get in here?"

    Saurous looks about.

    "Wait, am I even in the hospital anymore?
    Gods, I keep losing track."
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    Saur, I am the fly in your soup, the worm in your apple, the leech on your leg, the hookworm in your gut, the ninja in your Tokyo, and the facehugger on your fuggin' face.

    I'm a master at being in the wrong place, at the wrong time, for all the most annoying reasons. That is how I got in here.
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    One of the plushies hops up to Saurous' ear and whispers something about an AMEN wiki.

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    Sorry, I had to defeat Sephiroth, on proud mode, in KHII. He was surprisingly easy when I figured out how to kill him. Trinity, Elixer, Trinity, Elixer, Trnity, Elixer, Slash, Cutscene.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Magtok View Post
    Saur, I am the fly in your soup, the worm in your apple, the leech on your leg, the hookworm in your gut, the ninja in your Tokyo, and the facehugger on your fuggin' face.

    I'm a master at being in the wrong place, at the wrong time, for all the most annoying reasons. That is how I got in here.
    "Magtok, you really need to break up with Rex/Regina. You are starting to sound like him/her."

    One of the plushies hops up to Saurous' ear and whispers something about an AMEN wiki.
    Saurous glances at the plushie.

    "AMEN wiki?"
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    The plushie nods, and points Saurous in it's direction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saurous View Post
    "Magtok, you really need to break up with Rex/Regina. You are starting to sound like him/her."
    Wha-? But I'm not dating him/her! It was one drug-addled clone! It was one clone! One brain-damaged clone that died shortly afterwards!
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    "Riiight, Maggot."

    Saurous smirks.

    ((Okay...so how is it that I become a "member of the site"? I already have an account on the whole Wikidot website.))
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saurous View Post
    "Riiight, Maggot."

    Saurous smirks.

    ((Okay...so how is it that I become a "member of the site"? I already have an account on the whole Wikidot website.))
    ((I don't know. If you want, you can log in as our profile. The username is AMEN and the password is weareamen.))

    One of the plushies walks over and hugs the TV in a way so cute that it suddenly melts Vespe's heart. Literally.
    Ahh! Too much cute!
    Vespe flees to go decapitate kittens.

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    At least give me permission to fill everything in.
    Remember, I always use the same name.

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    Magtok looks at the wiki, and then brutally stabs his player to death before he can see the empty plots section.
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    What's the Email adress of AMEN?

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    Damn, that little elf just went offline. Now I'll never be able to to make up stuff that never happened in the Plot section, say mean things about MC in her bio, and stuff!
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    "...how would you be capable of typing with no hands? And no vandalism. Especially to my bio or Moon's."
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    I'm back! No worries!
    Vespe walks around, not really doing much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saurous View Post
    "...how would you be capable of typing with no hands? And no vandalism. Especially to my bio or Moon's."
    Oddly enough, the worms of the Worms series have hands. Its how they use their bazookas, shotguns, exploding sheep, and other weapons. So .
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    Saurous looks up at the ceiling, with an expression that says "Oh, duh."

    ((Now, what is the email address for AMEN? The login is tied to the email address, not the account name.))
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    ((Ah. I tied it to [email protected]))

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    There we go, if you guys log in. I can set you up.

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    So when is Saurous going to make his bio thingy?
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