Year of the Yuri harem 8 The Love Octagon (IC)

[Illven]

"Dude you don't fap to... okay me and P'ro'shi do, but that's just us two alone and we're a couple. If you're in a group it's sexy as f*** but there isn't really any masterbation going on," Alex explains. "I mean P'ro'shi put it pretty good, but porn is actually good unlike a lot of s*** you'd give that sort of treatment," she teased. She kind of wanted to ask about that yuri, but word porn isn't really her thing.

".... Well I'm not showing up anyway." Melissa replies.

[The TechnoGnome]

"Mal, it's your girlfriend not mine, my feelings don't matter." Agatha replies.

"Agatha, your feelings have always mattered to me. I want you to get along great with whoever I end up with. Besides, I wouldn't even call Melissa my girlfriend yet. I mean, I haven't even technically accepted her invitation yet."

[Illven]

"Agatha, your feelings have always mattered to me. I want you to get along great with whoever I end up with. Besides, I wouldn't even call Melissa my girlfriend yet. I mean, I haven't even technically accepted her invitation yet."

"Is it that important to you?" Agatha replied.

[The TechnoGnome]

"Is it that important to you?" Agatha replied.

Mallory nods, "You're a big part of my life, how could it not be?"

[Illven]

Mallory nods, "You're a big part of my life, how could it not be?"

"Okay, okay." Agatha replies hugging Mal.

[Ionbound]

C'mon, what's wrong? Luna said pulling Gwen into a side hug with a little shake.

Gwen sighs as she hugs Luna and says, "Just...Feeling down today. I can't look back at the year and think of anything I'm proud of. And that really depresses me."

[Illven]

Gwen sighs as she hugs Luna and says, "Just...Feeling down today. I can't look back at the year and think of anything I'm proud of. And that really depresses me."

Well what would have made you proud? Luna asked.

[The TechnoGnome]

"Okay, okay." Agatha replies hugging Mal.

"So you'll give her another chance if I talk to her?" Mallory asks as she hugs back, "Because I'm thinking if tonight goes well I might take her on the redo double date with Steve."

[Illven]

"So you'll give her another chance if I talk to her?" Mallory asks as she hugs back, "Because I'm thinking if tonight goes well I might take her on the redo double date with Steve."

"Didn't you sign a contract with Alex, that she was your double datee?" Agatha asked cocking her head to the side in confusion.

[Anubis Dread]

".... Well I'm not showing up anyway." Melissa replies.

"Fair enough. I like my one on one time with my lady lover anyway," Alex beamed, squeezing P'ro'shi tight. It was still scary as f*** knowing she cared about P'ro'shi more than she cared about her back, but she'd deal.

[Illven]

"Fair enough. I like my one on one time with my lady lover anyway," Alex beamed, squeezing P'ro'shi tight. It was still scary as f*** knowing she cared about P'ro'shi more than she cared about her back, but she'd deal.

"But you have to survive gym first...." Melissa "points" out.

[The TechnoGnome]

"Didn't you sign a contract with Alex, that she was your double datee?" Agatha asked cocking her head to the side in confusion.

Mallory pulls back and shifts in place nervously, "Y-Yes, well that is true. But I did specify in the contract that it was for one double date, and technically we did go on one. Just because Steve didn't show up doesn't mean it wasn't technically a double date, which would fufill the letter of the contract."

After a moment, she slumped over and sighed, "That's not going to cut it, huh?"

[Illven]

Mallory pulls back and shifts in place nervously, "Y-Yes, well that is true. But I did specify in the contract that it was for one double date, and technically we did go on one. Just because Steve didn't show up doesn't mean it wasn't technically a double date, which would fufill the letter of the contract."

After a moment, she slumped over and sighed, "That's not going to cut it, huh?"

"It might, I don't know how Alex will feel." Agatha shrugs

[Anubis Dread]

"But you have to survive gym first...." Melissa "points" out.

"B**** we eat gyms for breakfast," Alex jokes. "With her tentacles here P'ro'shi can lift twice her own body weight. She is a f***ing boss."

[Illven]

"B**** we eat gyms for breakfast," Alex jokes. "With her tentacles here P'ro'shi can lift twice her own body weight. She is a f***ing boss."

"You didn't hear the story of Lily?" Melissa replied.

[Anubis Dread]

"You didn't hear the story of Lily?" Melissa replied.

"I probably did, but I have the memory of... something with a really small memory I can't remember the name of right now," Alex frowned in thought.

[Necroticplague]

"I don't think I have. Who's Lily?"

[Illven]

"I probably did, but I have the memory of... something with a really small memory I can't remember the name of right now," Alex frowned in thought.

"I don't think I have. Who's Lily?"

"Lily's the ghost of a girl that died during the gym mid-terms. I hear if you go into the gyms at night, you can still cries." Melissa whispers to you two.

[Anubis Dread]

"Lily's the ghost of a girl that died during the gym mid-terms. I hear if you go into the gyms at night, you can still cries." Melissa whispers to you two.

"Is she hot?" Alex asked. Sure it was probably a ghost story, but since there were celestials and vampires and s*** around it couldn't be discounted. Hell it could be some kind of witch who had a spell go wrong or weird a** ocean folk. But if she existed she wanted to know whether she should go out of her way to find her or not.

[The TechnoGnome]

"It might, I don't know how Alex will feel." Agatha shrugs

"Yeah, I know," Mallory said with a groan, "I'll have to remember to close that possible loophole in my next draft."

She frowned as she continued, "Either way though, I still need to talk to her about all of this, and I doubt it'll go half as well as this conversation did. And even if I can convince her to drop the double date, I still gave my word that I'd go on a single date with her. And I can't talk myself out of that one."

[Illven]

"Is she hot?" Alex asked. Sure it was probably a ghost story, but since there were celestials and vampires and s*** around it couldn't be discounted. Hell it could be some kind of witch who had a spell go wrong or weird a** ocean folk. But if she existed she wanted to know whether she should go out of her way to find her or not.

"Eh, I've not heard that much, but from what I've heard, yeah." Melissa shrugs.

"Yeah, I know," Mallory said with a groan, "I'll have to remember to close that possible loophole in my next draft."

She frowned as she continued, "Either way though, I still need to talk to her about all of this, and I doubt it'll go half as well as this conversation did. And even if I can convince her to drop the double date, I still gave my word that I'd go on a single date with her. And I can't talk myself out of that one."

"I don't think Alex will care if you're seeing other people. It would be hypocritical to do so anyway." Agatha replies.

[The TechnoGnome]

"I don't think Alex will care if you're seeing other people. It would be hypocritical to do so anyway." Agatha replies.

"Yeah, but..." Mallory hesitated, then bit her lip and said, "...but I think she might be getting the wrong idea. About us, I mean. I wasn't intending to lead her on, but... I think she's thinks she can make this something more serious. As in, she wants us to actually be in an actual relationship. And I don't think I can do that with her."

[Illven]

"Yeah, but..." Mallory hesitated, then bit her lip and said, "...but I think she might be getting the wrong idea. About us, I mean. I wasn't intending to lead her on, but... I think she's thinks she can make this something more serious. As in, she wants us to actually be in an actual relationship. And I don't think I can do that with her."

"Oh, crap.... Have you told her that?" Agatha asked.

[The TechnoGnome]

"Oh, crap.... Have you told her that?" Agatha asked.

"I, uh, I figured it could wait until our single date," Mallory admitted sheepishly, "I never imagined anyone would ask me out before then. Well, anyone I would seriously consider dating anyway. And, well, I still want to be her friend. I just don't think I'll be able to handle being her girlfriend, you know? How do you think I should deal with this?"

[Illven]

"I, uh, I figured it could wait until our single date," Mallory admitted sheepishly, "I never imagined anyone would ask me out before then. Well, anyone I would seriously consider dating anyway. And, well, I still want to be her friend. I just don't think I'll be able to handle being her girlfriend, you know? How do you think I should deal with this?"

"Well I know, I want to light on fire and run screaming to Eastington." Agatha jokes.

"I dunno. Say it from the heart, maybe?" She suggests more sincerely.

[The TechnoGnome]

"Well I know, I want to light on fire and run screaming to Eastington." Agatha jokes.

"I dunno. Say it from the heart, maybe?" She suggests more sincerely.

"I suppose," Mallory said awkwardly, "I'm just going to feel bad if I end up breaking her heart. Especially since even though I've told her several times I can't handle a polygamous relationship, I still feel like it's my fault for letting it get this far to begin with."

[Illven]

"I suppose," Mallory said awkwardly, "I'm just going to feel bad if I end up breaking her heart. Especially since even though I've told her several times I can't handle a polygamous relationship, I still feel like it's my fault for letting it get this far to begin with."

"Oh? What could you have done?" Agatha asks.

[The TechnoGnome]

"Oh? What could you have done?" Agatha asks.

"Several things," Mallory said, "Be more insistent during our last date. Reject her more forward advances. Not tolerate her flirting as much as I do. Oh, and never have asked her to any dates to begin with, even in a 'just friends' capacity. That just gave her too much false hope."

[Illven]

"Several things," Mallory said, "Be more insistent during our last date. Reject her more forward advances. Not tolerate her flirting as much as I do. Oh, and never have asked her to any dates to begin with, even in a 'just friends' capacity. That just gave her too much false hope."

"Ah well you needed a date didn't you?" Agatha asked.

[Anubis Dread]

"Eh, I've not heard that much, but from what I've heard, yeah." Melissa shrugs.

Alright this HAD to be legit. If it was just a ghost story she'd be some kind of five headed monster demon instead of hot. "Hey P'ro'shi, want to go ghost hunting and delay our movie night a bit?" Alex offered, excited by the prospect. Breaking the rules, hot girls, ghosts, it was like a ven diagram of everything she liked.