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    Default Raziere's Rollicking Red Raging Rant (Random Banter Thread #213)

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    I believe I will respond to LaZodiac's last post:
    Yes, dentists are always painful, they mean well and you have to listen to them but.....it doesn't change the fact that healing and tooth maintenance is a painful process....at least for me.

    and consider this fresh blood spilt, FinnLassie. I am bleeding out now I hope your happy.
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    And I didn't even get to use my skinning knife. Boo.

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    and consider this fresh blood spilt, FinnLassie. I am bleeding out now I hope your happy.
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    On the topic of dentists, I'm having my top wisdoms out today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qwertystop View Post
    On the topic of dentists, I'm having my top wisdoms out today.
    Oof good luck with that. That sounds painful as all heck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    and consider this fresh blood spilt, FinnLassie. I am bleeding out now I hope your happy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    Oof good luck with that. That sounds painful as all heck.
    Personally the pain isn't what I remember from having my wisdom teeth taken out. It's the smell from when the dentist sawed the bottom teeth in half to remove them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Feytalist View Post
    I seriously hope you didn't mean that literally, because that would raise some... questions
    She actually did. Unless I'm mistaken, she's alluding to the little scrapers dentists use to remove tartar from the teeth, a process which practically always leaves your gums bleeding. Could also be the prodding with a sharp tool a dentist does to check for periodontitis, but that thing isn't sickle shaped...
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    Quote Originally Posted by thorgrim29 View Post
    Personally the pain isn't what I remember from having my wisdom teeth taken out. It's the smell from when the dentist sawed the bottom teeth in half to remove them.
    I've had one wisdom tooth out, because it was impacted, and yes, they had to chop it in half to do it. Don't remember any odd smell, though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    Ooh, nice hiding space. I used to be able to hide inside the TV stand's cub board thingy.

    Nothing is more satisfying then throwing healthy teeth in a dentist's face. Now stop stabbing my gums with your miniature sickle, you mad man.
    I never did get to try hiding in a cub board or similar, my parents always seemed to have shelves there.


    Even more satisfying after previously having a cavity needing to be filled (Eon was a stupid young'un at one point, as hard as that may be to believe ). And as a suggestion, when they offer novocaine, don't turn it down. It might seem like a good idea at first, but man does that hurt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by factotum View Post
    I've had one wisdom tooth out, because it was impacted, and yes, they had to chop it in half to do it. Don't remember any odd smell, though...
    Not odd so much as new, I hadn't smelled burning bone before.
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    Before we renovated our kitchen, we had a cupboard for all our pots and frying pans which, when we were small enough, we could empty to crawl inside. It wasn't a very good hideout, because you inevitably left a pile of pans outside of it, but we used it to play truck, because it had a half shelf which you could imagine was an instrument board.
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    Well, there go those teeth. Doing my best not to take the prescription painkillers except just before bed.
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    Moving into my college dorm for my second year in about a week and a half, and I am mostly packed, just clothing and the last minute things remaining. I've started looking over course material, reviewing for some of my classes, talking to my new roommate, gotten the school supplies I need, I even have my backpack fully ready for class. I still feel horribly unprepared. It really sucks going into another year of school and still not knowing what I want to do with my life, and I need to declare a major by the end of this semester. I've been trying to keep my schedule vague enough where I can find the best path from there, but I don't believe I can keep it in the air any longer.

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    Moving into my college dorm for my second year in about a week and a half, and I am mostly packed, just clothing and the last minute things remaining. I've started looking over course material, reviewing for some of my classes, talking to my new roommate, gotten the school supplies I need, I even have my backpack fully ready for class. I still feel horribly unprepared. It really sucks going into another year of school and still not knowing what I want to do with my life, and I need to declare a major by the end of this semester. I've been trying to keep my schedule vague enough where I can find the best path from there, but I don't believe I can keep it in the air any longer.

    I really like learning. I just don't know what I like learning the best. Blech.
    Choosing what you're going to collage/university for is one of the toughest things you can do. There's a lot of stress put on you from everyone/thing. The best thing you can do is pause, take a deep breath, and go at it calmly.

    You don't need to know what you want to do with your life right now. Keep your doors, and mind, open. Do a lot, but don't do too much. Figure out your limits, push a little past them until you feel comfortable. We're all in this together.

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    Choosing what you're going to collage/university for is one of the toughest things you can do. There's a lot of stress put on you from everyone/thing. The best thing you can do is pause, take a deep breath, and go at it calmly.

    You don't need to know what you want to do with your life right now. Keep your doors, and mind, open. Do a lot, but don't do too much. Figure out your limits, push a little past them until you feel comfortable. We're all in this together.
    Unfortunately, those three steps have never really been my strong suit.

    I guess I don't need to. I just feel lost over it, y'know? Every time I think I find something interesting, I start second guessing myself and ultimately self-doubting it out of my head, and that just seems to pull the limits back. Can I just go back to Kindergarten? All that was for me was playing Checkers with my friends.
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    Unfortunately, those three steps have never really been my strong suit.

    I guess I don't need to. I just feel lost over it, y'know? Every time I think I find something interesting, I start second guessing myself and ultimately self-doubting it out of my head, and that just seems to pull the limits back. Can I just go back to Kindergarten? All that was for me was playing Checkers with my friends.
    Try not to second guess yourself. It's important to not give up, to keep trying to see if it'll work. It's rough, but you can do it!

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    Try not to second guess yourself. It's important to not give up, to keep trying to see if it'll work. It's rough, but you can do it!
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    I do my best. I will, sorry if I seem whiny, it's been a long day. Thanks though, it actually does help. Definitely more helpful than this guy .
    You're not whiny, not in the slightest. And you're welcome, I'm sure everything'll go fine.

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    I do my best. I will, sorry if I seem whiny, it's been a long day. Thanks though, it actually does help. Definitely more helpful than this guy .
    Whiny? Not at all! I agree with Zodi: we're here for you, and you'll be able to find out what you want to do this year. It'll all eventually end well. Just try to think to yourself when you're in your classes "which one of these would I like to do for the rest of my life?" If you're really indecisive, you can always look into a double major.

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    Herp derp I'm browsing the GitP forums as I'm working on an online exam at the same time. Oh heebiejeebies my brain is melting.
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    ... Welp, I ended up finishing early because argh. I just. I can't. I just need to get through. That's my only goal...
    Good luck Finn, just push ever forward *gives you a little fan to stop your brain melting*

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