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    On noes! Hexblades are Harry Potter!

    ...

    No, wait. That's love. My bad.
    Yeah. Friendship is from Diadem.
    The Future just aint what it used to be.

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    When Hexblades want to prove who's better, they just go and try to find dates. Whoever has the worst luck with the ladies wins. Of course, those who have the best luck win too, but that's another story.
    If there's a rule, there's someone out there trying to figure out how to get around it just to piss off his DM.

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    - The Jack-signal. Thanks Jokes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by martyboy74 View Post
    So does that mean that having bad luck gets you respected by hexblades?
    Nah, hexblades don't have bad luck. Other people have bad luck around hexblades.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snark View Post
    Nah, hexblades don't have bad luck. Other people have bad luck around hexblades.
    Except for fortunes friends
    Own it, pwn it, nuke it, sheep it, eat it, quick re -right it, Joe it, turn it, turnip, pimp it, gimp it, dot it, rock it, spec re - spec it...

    I'm bringing smexy back

    As a Warblade, I'm pimp as hell.

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    That's actually how I met my hexblade girlfriend, with one foot in a potted plant, a giant ink stain on my shirt, and a handful of lottery tickets.

    Also my pants were on fire.
    Being a jerk to people on the internet does not make you cool.

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    Got to hear that story

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    Quote Originally Posted by ocato View Post
    That's actually how I met my hexblade girlfriend, with one foot in a potted plant, a giant ink stain on my shirt, and a handful of lottery tickets.

    Also my pants were on fire.
    ...just your pants?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EagleWiz View Post
    Got to hear that story
    He's a bard, so be warned that if he tells it, any misfortune on his part will bring you to uncontrollable sobbing. And it sounds like there's a LOT of misfortune in that story.
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    As for my personal choice, I might just worship ClericofPhwarrr.
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    Phwarrr is amazing and also my god.

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    That's not true. It is just proof that I can make a Diplomacy check even with horrible negatives.

    You see, my pants were on fire because of a friction spark that ignited some lantern oil that spilled onto my lap after I bumped the lantern stepping in the potted plant on my way back from the lottery store. I quickly asked someone for the phone number of a dry cleaner, but when they lent me a pen it exploded onto my shirt. I shreiked in surprise and they paniced and began to hit me with a burlap sack, causing the friction that sparked my pants. So, having enough HP to not worry about 1d6 damage a round, I sauntered into the tavern for a drink, walked up to the bar, and having spotted a cute girl, proceded to say

    Hey baby, wanna see my wand of cure what ails ya?

    [roll=Diplomacy]1d20+40[/roll]
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    Guess you can't roll on this forum, huh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ocato View Post
    Guess you can't roll on this forum, huh.
    Diplomacy: [roll]1d20+40[/roll]

    Edit: Apparently not. How odd.
    Last edited by Dhavaer; 2007-05-21 at 07:24 PM.
    Thanks to Veera for the avatar.

    I keep my stories in a blog. You should read them.

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    Dhavaer, your ideas are like candy from the sky, sprinkled lightly with cinnamon.
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    I'm in love with you.
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    ...I...I think I love you.
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    Wow. Badass without being flashy and showy, attractive while remaining classy. Bravo Dhavaer.

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    [whisper]Psst! Dice-rolling has been removed for a short while!

    ...I think.[/whisper]

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    Quote Originally Posted by ocato View Post
    Reminds me of this half-elf Bard NPC we bumped into once. I was like "Hey, mind helping us find our way through this forest/serve as a packmule for most of our crap?" *UBER DIPLOMACY EYEBROW WIGGLE*

    And then she was like "Actually, your party's barbarian is already carrying me on a palanquin on his back while the paladin fans me with palm fronds" *COUNTER DIPLOMACY SUGGESTIVE GLANCE*

    "Ah, a formidable enemy"
    *Insert 20 minutes of staring and some dramatic music*

    Then the party carried us both through the forest while we ate grapes and played our harps in the sun. Best. NPC. Evar.

    And that was mostly done as part of a running joke.
    I have the sudden urge to PC a bard in a party with you. Of course, the last time I was part of Team Bard, my fellow PC and I invented the Kogo Beast, which was some of the most hilarious roleplaying I've ever experienced.

    Go Team Bard!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jannex View Post
    I have the sudden urge to PC a bard in a party with you. Of course, the last time I was part of Team Bard, my fellow PC and I invented the Kogo Beast, which was some of the most hilarious roleplaying I've ever experienced.

    Go Team Bard!
    That gives me an idea. Team Charisma! Hexblade as the frontline warrior, Spellthief as the skillmonkey, Bard as the healer and Sorcerer as the boomstick.
    Thanks to Veera for the avatar.

    I keep my stories in a blog. You should read them.

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    Dhavaer, your ideas are like candy from the sky, sprinkled lightly with cinnamon.
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    I'm in love with you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Taren View Post
    ...I...I think I love you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll View Post
    Wow. Badass without being flashy and showy, attractive while remaining classy. Bravo Dhavaer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dhavaer View Post
    That gives me an idea. Team Charisma! Hexblade as the frontline warrior, Spellthief as the skillmonkey, Bard as the healer and Sorcerer as the boomstick.
    Dhavaer, your ideas are like candy from the sky, sprinkled lightly with cinnamon.
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    As for my personal choice, I might just worship ClericofPhwarrr.
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    Phwarrr is amazing and also my god.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dhavaer View Post
    That gives me an idea. Team Charisma! Hexblade as the frontline warrior, Spellthief as the skillmonkey, Bard as the healer and Sorcerer as the boomstick.
    That is brilliant. I want in. If we go gestalt, I've been sitting on a Bard//Paladin of Bahamut concept for a while now. Divine Grace FTW!

    I do love the idea of a party where everybody gets a turn as the party face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClericofPhwarrr View Post
    Dhavaer, your ideas are like candy from the sky, sprinkled lightly with cinnamon.
    Sigtastic.
    Thanks to Veera for the avatar.

    I keep my stories in a blog. You should read them.

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    Dhavaer, your ideas are like candy from the sky, sprinkled lightly with cinnamon.
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    I'm in love with you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Taren View Post
    ...I...I think I love you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll View Post
    Wow. Badass without being flashy and showy, attractive while remaining classy. Bravo Dhavaer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fax_Celestis View Post
    ...just your pants?
    A Hexblade has the mighty power of arcane curses...
    ...in his pants.
    Gnoll Paladin with Zanbatou Avatar by Oregano.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExHunterEmerald
    Incidentally, Armadillo, I'd suggest you were hit by a spark of inspiration, but that would knock your armor off.

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    Hey, a cloak of Charisma +4!

    *Watches as the party suddenly goes from a polite, attractive group of young men and women to a snarling pit of avarice and contempt*
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    Quote Originally Posted by ocato View Post
    Hey, a cloak of Charisma +4!

    *Watches as the party suddenly goes from a polite, attractive group of young men and women to a snarling pit of avarice and contempt*
    As oppossed to normal parties, where it turns into a game of 'hot potato'?

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    Druid: "It seems to be a charisma cloak"
    *party groans*
    Barbarian: "Mebbe th'paladin kin yoos et?"
    Bard: "My aunt fanny he can, unhand my lucre you cretin!"
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