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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    You get a stormy sea.


    I insert Predaking.
    Pirate Eric Greenhilt (with Kneenibble) avatar by the amazing CheesePirate
    Bodyguard in Lix's Harem
    Ninja-Pirate of BvS's Privateer village! Come and join me!
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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    And you get Predaking. He needs nothing else.

    I put in the documentation for SCP-914.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.

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    Orc in the Playground
     
    Imp

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    You get an egg timer marked "Rough" "Course" 1-to-1" "Fine" and "Very Fine", but the dial is stuck.

    I insert every Disney character ever. Even the ones that Disney bought indirectly.
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES
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    PICTURE OF A CAT
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    You get a stampede of corporate lawyers who issue a never-ending stream of intellectual property lawsuits.

    I insert all of the animals from my local zoo.
    LGBTitp
    Genderfluid AMAB, hence the gender symbol. I switch as it suits me.

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    Orc in the Playground
     
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    You get slashed by the local jaguar.

    I insert a Jaguar (the car, not the animal).
    "Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
    Life's too short to be ashamed of how you were born.

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    You get a tiger in a tank.


    I insert 50 gallons of gasoline.
    Pirate Eric Greenhilt (with Kneenibble) avatar by the amazing CheesePirate
    Bodyguard in Lix's Harem
    Ninja-Pirate of BvS's Privateer village! Come and join me!
    My Extended Signature
    My Pokemon!

  7. - Top - End - #1177
    Orc in the Playground
     
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    You get a receipt for US$129.95.

    I insert a box of LEGO's.
    "Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
    Life's too short to be ashamed of how you were born.

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    Ogre in the Playground
     
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    You receive an injured foot.

    I insert my upcoming final exams.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    You get a big red “F” and a note asking if you ever even attended class.

    I insert a barrel of radioactive waste.
    LGBTitp
    Genderfluid AMAB, hence the gender symbol. I switch as it suits me.

  10. - Top - End - #1180
    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    You get a bouquet of sweet-smelling roses.


    I insert a box of cheerios.
    Pirate Eric Greenhilt (with Kneenibble) avatar by the amazing CheesePirate
    Bodyguard in Lix's Harem
    Ninja-Pirate of BvS's Privateer village! Come and join me!
    My Extended Signature
    My Pokemon!

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    Orc in the Playground
     
    Imp

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    You get the Cookie Monster. And he's hungry for cookies!

    I insert a gallon of liquid nitrogen.
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    PICTURE OF A CAT
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