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    I get a new thread.

    I insert three skeletons, one of which does exist anymore.
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    You get a red devil mask.

    I insert a ghost.
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    You get Mort Fun Time.

    I insert a femur.

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    You get a Fomor.

    I insert the whole Unseelie Court.
    Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh!
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    You get a bloodthirsty redcap to your FAAACE.


    I insert a feykiller grenade to go off inside the machine.
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    You get a mimic.

    I insert the Tarrasque.
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    You get a great earthquake. Also, the sun becomes black as sackcloth of hair and the moon becomes as blood.

    I insert light.
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    You get the rest of the electromagnetic spectrum right in your face.

    I insert TPBM's pants.
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    You get a day's calorie count scribbled on the back of a receipt with a smiley face on it.

    I insert a skeleton. EDIT: The one that didn't exist anymore from the first post in the thread.
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    You get a corpse missing its skeleton.

    I insert a newt.

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    You get a witch.

    I insert a dragon.
    Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh!
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    There were other programs that were deleted, but they either go quietly or spend the rest of their existence sitting around babbling about causality. Smith's different. He gets deleted and he's like "Hell no, I'm staying. And I'll steal your kernel privileges and spam copies of myself onto every last thing on the hard disk. How d'you like that?"
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    You get a dragon egg, which hatches to reveal a rather confused gnome.

    I insert an anthropomorphic fish with levels in paladin.
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    You get Cod Commando.

    I insert an industrial revolution.
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    You get a blender

    I insert a king with lepocracy
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    You get leprosy.

    I insert the Ex-Leper from Life Of Brian.
    Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh!
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    You get some angry religious people.

    I insert a magmin.
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    You get a galeb duhr ejected at 87 mph. Meanwhile, the machine goes up in flames.

    I insert a water weird.
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    You get an unusual sea creature.

    I insert Saurornithoides mongoliensis.

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    You get a chicken that has had it's feathers replaced by jurassic-park-dinosaur-style shrink-wrap scales.

    I insert the ~2 years since I last frequented this subforum.

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    You get the 13.8 billion years you didn't frequent the subforum.

    I insert a black mage.
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    You get an Onion Knight.

    I insert a Chocobo bird.
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    You get a Kinder egg.

    I insert a thank-you note.

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    You get a pop-up Christmas card.

    I insert a candelabra.

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    You get a vibrating square.

    I insert a blessed luckstone.

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    I insert a blessed luckstone.

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    You get a stone with a hole in it, through which you can see Faeries.

    I insert a very angry Queen of Air and Darkness, and then back away hurriedly.
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    You get a note saying "you have caused the downfall of the democratically elected government of candy land and the death of 2.5 million people. You monster."

    I insert a note of apology and a 5 gift card.

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    You get cheap flowers that look like they came from the gas station. The gnomes is sorry too, If the card attached to the flowers is to be trusted.

    I insert a box of really expensive tissues.
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    You get a very expensive tissue box.

    I insert a non-orientable surface on which the notions of beginning and end are meaningless.
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    You get a beach ball.

    I insert a LOT of sand.
    Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh!
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    You hear an explosion, see a blinding light emitted from various openings in the machine, and get a lump of radioactive glass.

    I insert an RTG.

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