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    You get MySpace.

    I insert MySpace, because nobody wants that anymore.
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    You get facebook.

    I insert Canada.
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    You get a single chocolate chip.

    I insert a key.

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    You get a Peele.

    I insert a daft punk.
    Humanized version of my first avatar made linklele.

    Declared God of Chance and Creativity as well as Equestria's Master of the d20.

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    Love for the d12! Dudeons wins the game!

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    You get a deft skunk.

    I insert a jar of pickled herrings.
    "In reality perfection isn't really what we want, so we just throw words at the page and we call it a masterpiece if any part of it fits." -Schmidt

    Monstrous law. Human slaves. Feuding dragons. And the evil elven empire. Freeholders, coming soonTM.

    Hey look, a thing!

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    . . . You get a can of Strahd-kist tuna. It has a bite mark on it.

    I insert the rage of eight demons. . .
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Jette View Post
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    You get a demonic barbarian.

    I insert plague knight.
    I am a Neutral Good Elf Druid/Wizard

    : "Disintegrate. Gust of wind. Now can we please resume saving the world?"
    : "Your approval fills me with shame."
    Never, EVER pick up a duck in a dungeon!

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    You get an unholy knight.

    I insert the Japanese alphabet.
    Humanized version of my first avatar made linklele.

    Declared God of Chance and Creativity as well as Equestria's Master of the d20.

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    Love for the d12! Dudeons wins the game!

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    You get a bowl of miso soup.

    I insert manifest destiny.
    "In reality perfection isn't really what we want, so we just throw words at the page and we call it a masterpiece if any part of it fits." -Schmidt

    Monstrous law. Human slaves. Feuding dragons. And the evil elven empire. Freeholders, coming soonTM.

    Hey look, a thing!

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    You get a pile of dead buffalo.

    I insert the Death Star.
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    You get a proton torpedo.

    I insert transparent aluminium.

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    You get opaque cling wrap.

    I give you the Force.
    Humanized version of my first avatar made linklele.

    Declared God of Chance and Creativity as well as Equestria's Master of the d20.

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    You get the Speedforce.

    I insert SCP-682.
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    Bane of disrudisplorkians, and loremaster.

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    You get shrill gnomish cries. Four hours and thirty-three minutes later, 682 exits and eats you.

    I insert myself in a doomed attempt to hide from the beast.
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    You get yourself, the potentially only thing still left in the machine. 682 finds you.

    I wait until this all blows over, then I hire new gnomes, and restock the machine with all sorts of random junk bizarre knickknacks so strange and esoteric that even I don't know about them.
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    You get a sign that says "No more scps. EVER."

    I insert a doughnut.
    I am a Neutral Good Elf Druid/Wizard

    : "Disintegrate. Gust of wind. Now can we please resume saving the world?"
    : "Your approval fills me with shame."
    Never, EVER pick up a duck in a dungeon!

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    You get Dimensional Donuts.

    I insert SCP-261.
    Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh!
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    There were other programs that were deleted, but they either go quietly or spend the rest of their existence sitting around babbling about causality. Smith's different. He gets deleted and he's like "Hell no, I'm staying. And I'll steal your kernel privileges and spam copies of myself onto every last thing on the hard disk. How d'you like that?"
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    You get 3 vending machines.

    I insert SCP-682, the Tarrasque, the Super-Adaptoid, Amazo, Darwin the Evolving boy, Alex Mercer, James Heller, and the entire east coast of the United States of America.
    Bane of disrudisplorkians, and loremaster.

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    You get some kind of planet-annihilating monster. And the anger of the former east coast. Jerk.

    I insert Squidward.
    I am a Neutral Good Elf Druid/Wizard

    : "Disintegrate. Gust of wind. Now can we please resume saving the world?"
    : "Your approval fills me with shame."
    Never, EVER pick up a duck in a dungeon!

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    You get Cthulhu.

    I insert 263 metric tons of barley.
    "In reality perfection isn't really what we want, so we just throw words at the page and we call it a masterpiece if any part of it fits." -Schmidt

    Monstrous law. Human slaves. Feuding dragons. And the evil elven empire. Freeholders, coming soonTM.

    Hey look, a thing!

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    You get a lot of barley gruel.

    I insert all released copies of Gygax Magazine.
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    You get dragon-sized reading glasses.

    I insert 5 tons of flax.
    Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh!
    Quote Originally Posted by Nerd-o-rama View Post
    There were other programs that were deleted, but they either go quietly or spend the rest of their existence sitting around babbling about causality. Smith's different. He gets deleted and he's like "Hell no, I'm staying. And I'll steal your kernel privileges and spam copies of myself onto every last thing on the hard disk. How d'you like that?"
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    You get flax seed.

    I insert the word "coin".
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    You receive the word "prize".

    I insert the shaved hair of a dwarf's beard.
    Hello! I'm the Happy Fairy. I have just sprinkled you with happy dust.

    So smile dammit, this stuff is expensive!

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    You get Sneezy, can you collect all seven dwarves?

    I insert a sealed candy bar wrapper. . . With the wrong candy bar inside
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    You get a Martian invasion force, demanding that you take them to Babe Ruth.

    I insert the Baseball Hall of Fame.
    "In reality perfection isn't really what we want, so we just throw words at the page and we call it a masterpiece if any part of it fits." -Schmidt

    Monstrous law. Human slaves. Feuding dragons. And the evil elven empire. Freeholders, coming soonTM.

    Hey look, a thing!

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    You get the baseball hall of shame.

    I insert cold medicine.
    I am a Neutral Good Elf Druid/Wizard

    : "Disintegrate. Gust of wind. Now can we please resume saving the world?"
    : "Your approval fills me with shame."
    Never, EVER pick up a duck in a dungeon!

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    You get a strain of disease-proof gnomes.

    I subject these gnomes to the same Super Serum that Captain America used and put them back in the machine.
    Humanized version of my first avatar made linklele.

    Declared God of Chance and Creativity as well as Equestria's Master of the d20.

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    You get your Gnomes back.

    I insert the next post.
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    You get the yesterday's Washington Post.

    I insert this month's issue of the Bonga Bugle.
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Jette View Post
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