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    RangerGuy

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    you get one hundred roast duck sized horses

    I insert a jar of mayonnaise

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    You get a flea.

    I give a damn. Directly into the vending machine.
    Humanized version of my first avatar made linklele.

    Declared God of Chance and Creativity as well as Equestria's Master of the d20.

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    You get a rat's behind, tails sold separately.

    I insert the 3 post rule. I have no need for it right now.
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    You get Banhammer 40K.

    I insert my GM's lucky dice.
    "In reality perfection isn't really what we want, so we just throw words at the page and we call it a masterpiece if any part of it fits." -Schmidt

    Monstrous law. Human slaves. Feuding dragons. And the evil elven empire. Freeholders, coming soonTM.

    Hey look, a thing!

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    You get dice with blank faces.

    I insert a diamond.
    I am a Neutral Good Elf Druid/Wizard

    : "Disintegrate. Gust of wind. Now can we please resume saving the world?"
    : "Your approval fills me with shame."
    Never, EVER pick up a duck in a dungeon!

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    You get the starving child who was paid half a penny to mine it.

    Yoda, I insert.
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    Green eggs and ham, you get.

    Normal grammar, I insert.
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Jette View Post
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    You get someone not from the internet.

    I insert a creeper.
    I am a Neutral Good Elf Druid/Wizard

    : "Disintegrate. Gust of wind. Now can we please resume saving the world?"
    : "Your approval fills me with shame."
    Never, EVER pick up a duck in a dungeon!

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    you get blown to bits after a half second of hissing


    I insert the bits.

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    You get the bytes.

    I insert the bites.
    "In reality perfection isn't really what we want, so we just throw words at the page and we call it a masterpiece if any part of it fits." -Schmidt

    Monstrous law. Human slaves. Feuding dragons. And the evil elven empire. Freeholders, coming soonTM.

    Hey look, a thing!

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    You get the baits.

    I insert Norman Bates.

    @V: Presumably with an 'EEE! EEE! EEE! EEE!" sound, correct?
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    You get a knife. Delivered right to the face. (and correct, Dudeons.)

    I insert an exploding kitten.
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    You get Schrodinger's nuke.


    I insert all the possible radioactivity from schrodinger's nuke.
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    You get Heisenberg's Uncertainty Bioweapon in the face. Or do you?

    I insert the entire sum of knowledge, philosophy, and culture of the human race to date.
    "In reality perfection isn't really what we want, so we just throw words at the page and we call it a masterpiece if any part of it fits." -Schmidt

    Monstrous law. Human slaves. Feuding dragons. And the evil elven empire. Freeholders, coming soonTM.

    Hey look, a thing!

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    You get a really frikin' big book.

    I insert a pig.
    I am a Neutral Good Elf Druid/Wizard

    : "Disintegrate. Gust of wind. Now can we please resume saving the world?"
    : "Your approval fills me with shame."
    Never, EVER pick up a duck in a dungeon!

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    You get a Kevin bacon plush doll.

    I insert Orcus!

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    You get Orcus!
    I insert the GITP forums.
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    You get banned.

    I insert nimble Momonga (face down, though)
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Jette View Post
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    The gnomes use it to summon like a million more which come pouring out of the machine and eat you.

    I insert the vending machine into itself.
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    You get an inside out vending machine.

    I insert a parchment with explosive runes on.

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    You get a polite letter asking you to please phrase all correspondence in gnomish. Which then explodes.

    I insert eggs, butter, flour, yeast, salt and just a touch of sugar.
    "In reality perfection isn't really what we want, so we just throw words at the page and we call it a masterpiece if any part of it fits." -Schmidt

    Monstrous law. Human slaves. Feuding dragons. And the evil elven empire. Freeholders, coming soonTM.

    Hey look, a thing!

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    You get a sloppy pile of gunk, filtered through the filthy interior workings of the Vending Machine, which by now has had all sorts of disgusting things shoved through it.

    I insert one fish, then two fish, along with a red fish and finally a blue fish.
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    You get an elephant bird. It flies away after it accidentally breaks your ribcage.

    I insert everything I saw on Mulberry Street.
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Jette View Post
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    P.Z. - gamer; friend; royalty. 'Tis a pleasure.
    <<Cynthia the Witch by me. she's a nice gal, I promise!

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    You belatedly realise that starting with your own feet was a bad idea. ( you get a two foot long pole.)


    I insert a Bec de Corbin

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    You get an actual raven's beak.


    I insert portable hole.

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    You get a bag of holding.

    I insert a munchkin. (The gamer archetype, not the little guys from "Wizard of Oz.")
    I am a Neutral Good Elf Druid/Wizard

    : "Disintegrate. Gust of wind. Now can we please resume saving the world?"
    : "Your approval fills me with shame."
    Never, EVER pick up a duck in a dungeon!

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    you get a box of munchkins (the dunkin doughnuts variety)

    I insert the actual cannibal that is Shia Labeouf

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    Only his head emerges. It falls to the ground, expressionless.

    I insert myself.
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    You get returned to sender.

    I insert my shelf....
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Jette View Post
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    My Extended Signature

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    You get someone else's shelf.

    I insert a quantum physics book.
    I am a Neutral Good Elf Druid/Wizard

    : "Disintegrate. Gust of wind. Now can we please resume saving the world?"
    : "Your approval fills me with shame."
    Never, EVER pick up a duck in a dungeon!

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