The Wall VII

[Devixer]

A long, tall, wide Wall, completely white at first. It's on Private Property. Before the wall is erected a sign.

Feel free to write, draw, scribble, graffiti or otherwise put anything up on this wall.

Sincerely,
The Owner of this Wall.

Near the base of the wall is spare Chalk and Spray Paint.

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This is for fun.

In this thread, your characters may leave messages, notes, ads, warnings, jokes, gossip or anything else you might want them to. The posts themselves are the messages, you do not need to RP your character walking in and writing.

This thread is fully IC and the messages are written by characters and about characters, not by players or about players.

You do not need to sign the character's name, although people might be able to guess if they know your characters.

OOC guidelines

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1. Consider IC taunts, praise, or general conversation on a single topic to be an "encounter".
2. Don't dogpile onto a single PC or org without giving them an opportunity to respond during an encounter. Turn order doesn't have to be strictly adhered to, but if someone is getting multiple posts in before the target has had a chance to respond, then that's not okay.
3. Just like in any other thread, any player has the right to disengage from an encounter at any time for any reason. If they make an OOC request "Please have your character Alice stop talking about my PC Bob or my faction Big Org of Barbecues (BOB)", then that should be respected. Of course, this also means that Bob doesn't get to post about Alice either. The request can be for a temporary or a permanent ban.
4. Orgs that have multiple players will need to check in with their other players before requesting an org-wide permanent ban on being flamed. How they make such a decision is up to that org to work out.
5. Since we agree not to play to win in all other encounters, it should extend to Wall arguments. We're not here to tear each other's posts to pieces, looking for any signs of weakness.
6. The goal is for the players to have fun.

Archive

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http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showt...us-The-Wall-VI
The Wall V
The Fourth Wall: Wall 4 1 and 1 4 Wall
The Wall III: Wall Harder
The Wall II
The Wall

[Devixer]

Help Wanted!

The Roost is growing quickly, and we need more staff to keep up!

We're looking to hire part-time servers. Experience is preferred, but not necessary. You must be comfortable in a fast-paced and stressful environment, and have open availability. Knowledge of coffee and willingness to wear silly outfits are plusses!

If interested, please apply in person at (street address) between the hours of 2 PM and 5PM. We look forward to hearing from you!

[goto124]

Orange bird footprints line one part of the wall.
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Why did we waste a scroll of Spider Climb on a penguin?

[Recaiden]

You have a penguin problem

[Darkcomet]

who the **** spams the radio with their sexual exploits in a region full of monsters that will kill you

someone explain why you would do this

[ThePhantom]

The Wall Witch cannot do so. And this wall is too blank, someone need to make a fresco or a mural on it.

[goto124]

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Aren't they cute?

[Darkcomet]

what are those

[Earl of Purple]

.erehpsimeh nrehtuos eht ni gnirrucco yllarutan drib sselthglif fo epyt A .sniugneP
.rotauqe eht ta sllewd taht seiceps a stsixe ereht tub ,retaw-dloc yliramirP

.retuc era syeknoD

[Darkcomet]

excuse me let me just get my translator here

ok done

the southern hemisphere

this tells me nothing

the southern hemisphere of what planet in what dimension at what time

[Earl of Purple]

.noitcif htraE ni raeppa hcihw sdlrow ekil-htraE rehto ynaM .eno si htraE
.emirp-htraE no yrutnec trif-ytnewt eht ot tsael ta devivrus tI

[goto124]

Penguins swim in cold seas to eat fish, and nest on land.

You should watch a penguin walk on land. They're really cute!

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[Darkcomet]

I am from 38000 years in the future relative to their existence and also from space

I dont care about extinct ancient terran animals' ecology I just wanted to know what it was

[Cyber Punk]

I have heard that the meat of a penguin is delicious. I shall have to try one soon.

Just not my penguin, bucko. Also, who in tarnation keeps writing backwards?

I know, right? My eyes!

[Cloud Rat]

Venues Wanted!

Local hip-hop gangsta rapper looking for a venue to perform in. Need speakers for backing trax and a working mic. Violent, loud audiences a plus. I love hecklers!

Contact Lily Glockz. If you want to pay in "exposure," I'll put my foot so far up your ass you'll be tasting leather for a week. Gracias!

[ThirdEmperor]

You know, we went years with no gangster rap. Now we may as well throw open the floodgates.

[goto124]

Dare I ask what payment in 'exposure' would mean?

[Cyber Punk]

Sucks to be ya, lady. I was ready to hand over 50,000 EXPosures.

[Cloud Rat]

You know, we went years with no gangster rap. Now we may as well throw open the floodgates.

You say that like it's a bad thing, loser. Battle me!

Dare I ask what payment in 'exposure' would mean?

I mean that you had better be paying cash, or the Furfoot Gang will burn your tavern to the ground. Suck it!

Sucks to be ya, lady. I was ready to hand over 50,000 EXPosures.

Sucks to be you, bitch, you missed out on the most gangsta artist this century.

[ThirdEmperor]

Swearing! Not being hired! Poverty!

[Darkcomet]

once again I have no idea what we are talking about

what is a rap

elaborate for my feeble future space lady brain

[ThirdEmperor]

You invite misery on yourself, asking these sorts of questions.

And as you should know that already, I say we let her explain her 'artform'.

[Darkcomet]

eh

cant be worse than the sound of twisted metal screeching as it tears apart and scrapes against other metal

now thats a headache

[Cloud Rat]

once again I have no idea what we are talking about

what is a rap

elaborate for my feeble future space lady brain

A rap is where you bounce to a funky rhythm and spit the best **** you can think of about how fly you and your crew are and how you're gonna destroy the opposition. Hopefully it rhymes well, or you'll lose your cred.

[Earl of Purple]

.dnuor lla reisae hcum eb d'ti dnuor-yaw-thgir eht klat tsuj dluow enoyreve fi ,haeY
.sdrawkcab setirw (em tub) enoyreve ,ooon tuB

.htaed-taeh lautneve s'esrevinu eht fo edis siht dnuos suodnerroh tsom eht si par dnA

[Cloud Rat]

.dnuor lla reisae hcum eb d'ti dnuor-yaw-thgir eht klat tsuj dluow enoyreve fi ,haeY
.sdrawkcab setirw (em tub) enoyreve ,ooon tuB

.htaed-taeh lautneve s'esrevinu eht fo edis siht dnuos suodnerroh tsom eht si par dnA

Yo ese, if you wanna diss my art like that than we can have a battle and we'll see who's right.

And if you think hip-hop is bad, what's your music of choice?

[Earl of Purple]

.elbissop sa tsaf sa tuo taps ylpmis t'nera taht sdrow hitw ,duol dna gib si cisum yM
.hguoht ,letam remaercs toN .anutroF aL dna ,letam dna ,kcor ekil I

.nonnac a tuohtiw elttab a toN .nonnac a gnirb nac I sselnu ,elttab eht enilced ll'I .drow dnoces yreve gnippiks tuohtiw gnis nac I ffutS

[Cloud Rat]

.elbissop sa tsaf sa tuo taps ylpmis t'nera taht sdrow hitw ,duol dna gib si cisum yM
.hguoht ,letam remaercs toN .anutroF aL dna ,letam dna ,kcor ekil I

.nonnac a tuohtiw elttab a toN .nonnac a gnirb nac I sselnu ,elttab eht enilced ll'I .drow dnoces yreve gnippiks tuohtiw gnis nac I ffutS

You're hella stupid! The only good metal is stuff like Limp Bizkit and Slipknot , not that bull**** screaming stuff.

And when I say battle, you bet I mean a rap throwdown.

[Earl of Purple]

.ffuts remaercs eht TON dias I .drow ym daersim uoY
.neeuQ ,mortselA ,hcnuP htaeD regniF eviF ,dlofneveS degnevA ekil I

.tohseparg htiw dedaol ,nonnac a gnirb ll'I .elttab eht od ll'I ,eruS
.niw ll'I

[Darkcomet]

I suddenly understand even less

what is 'funky'

what is 'fly'

is this more bizarre ancient terran lingo