Curly, and Zer's epic saga : The founding of Giantitp

[zeratul]

"He did do a half ass job! He destroyed more than I told him too! He was blinded by rage. I wanted more of you alive than there are, to use as leaverage. "Why isn't anyone else disturbed by the man about to destroy the world!" Zeratul yells.

[Rex Idiotarum]

Most of us are AMENites, it's a daily thing.

[Saurous]

"Because it's long overdue? I don't know. You get used to it when you're raised by villains all your life."

[zeratul]

"Fine Rex, I accept. I'll live, and do your ritual."

[Rex Idiotarum]

Rex does a series of hand signs and the Red runes on the ground swivel and shape around the two. "This will hurt." Rex goes to punge his hand into Zeratul's chest.

[zeratul]

Zeratul shocked practically doubles over in pain, blood dripping onto his armor. "Perhaps more than just a bit."

[Rex Idiotarum]

Rex plunges the second hand in, this one doesn't hurt, it spreads into forth-dimensional space as it reaches Zeratuls's chest. Rune circles flow from his arms into Zeratul's chest. As he spreads his arms apart separating Zeratul from his place in this universe.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok watches the ritual in silence, and pauses for a moment to think about the various NPCs who'll be wiped away and put in storage. A smile crosses his face, and he begins working on a portal to transfer himself to another universe.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Curly sighs and attempts to "Teleport!" Zeratul away in the hope that magical backwash will kill or seriously harm at least one of them. If the teleport somehow works she pushes Zeratul to the ressurrected to and says "Talk."

Curly finishes wiping all the Magtokkyness out of the Mag-chick. It is now robo-chick. She begins inputting data into the robo-chick and mails it to every person in all the Universes:

Hello. We are all going to die soon. Please enjoy the music until everything ends. Yes, this could be spam but if you ignore this and everything in general ends you'll remeber this and curse yourself for not switching to another Universe. Play music.

Cheesy pop and elevator music starts.

Seeing as Magtok is multiple birds and things he gets multiple copies of this message. All playing different music. Let'ssee what the resulting cheesy, mind-numbing music does to his mind/programming.

((Apologies for not posting for so long. Crummy brother broke computer. Then computer repairmen short-circuited some of our programmes. Very professional...))

[Castaras]

I've had enough of this.

Cassandra waves a hand at where Zeratul was, and fades away. He should find that all his money has disappeared, and reappeared in Cassandra's shadow plane. Arriving on her plane, she slowly, but surely, shifts the plane away, to some unknown universe, unreachable by all but her shadow creatures who quickly follow.

(( And...I disappear from this thread. 'Luck all you people, and have fun. ))

[thehothead]

Thehothead continues partioning of sections of reality, so whatever happens to one section PROBABLY won't happen to the others. He then burns a rift to the elemental plane of fire, walking through.

[zeratul]

Zeratul summons his creatures, and sends them to the plane of fire until he requires them again.

[Rex Idiotarum]

Should Zeratul start to teleport, his forth Dimensional form would remain anchored to Rex for the duration, effectively killing Zeratul, but not nulling the ritual.

Although not seen by third dimensional creatures without the Rubus Oculus, Rex is reading and rearranging the fundamental codes of Zeratul, as well as his anchor point in this world, which is firmly connected to the heart of it. (As a computer geek, I can only relate the basic form of matter as code, but is indeed much more.)

Meanwhile on all the points of this universe which is furthest away from this ritual, giant eyes can be seen before the objects, people, and lands there are converted into red energy and start to flow to one Nexus Point.

A few Red and black portals appear nearby everyone in sight.

[zeratul]

Zeratul whispers through the pain "I wasn't trying to teleport away, I just wanted to help my animals."

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok finally finishes work on the portal, and sends out a robo-carrier pigeon to tell Zeratul that he'll be waiting for him in the Star Wars universe. He'll probably be hunting Ewoks or working with the Empire.

[thehothead]

The last thread of Thehotheads consciousness in this plane picks this up, and he opens a new rift in the elemental plane of fire to the star wars universe. He wants to know what ewoks taste like.

[zeratul]

Zeratul manages to day through the pain, "So, what now rex?"

[Rex Idiotarum]

((I'm just giving everyone a chance to get out))

The earth quakes through and through, and even distant planes feel the rumble as they start to dissipate. The Red energy consumes all.

[zeratul]

Zeratul stands in the energy waiting for the transformation. Wondering what awaits him.

[CurlyKitGirl]

"Smudge, go for Rex. Distract him." Smudge leapds for Rex aiming at his face, claws out etc.

Curly grabs hold of Lein and runs to Zeratul. "I still hate you, but I'd rather not see the world end quite yet." She tries to pull him out of the thingy rays and shove in a mindless clone. She plunges her arms into these rays to see if she can disrupt the flow. Lein confronts his brother.


((Rex, you're approaching a**hole Godmodding here. Just a warning))

[Vhaidara]

Bookboy returns and fires several arrows at both Rex and Zer.
I never thought you'd believe this madman, Zer. I'm afraid I can't work with you anymore!

[zeratul]

"Bookboy, Ill call for you soon, I'm not sure if I believe him or not, but I don't want to die. So save yourself now, go to another dimension, but when it comes heed my call."

[Vhaidara]

Like I said, I'm not with you anymore. I'll go, but after this, I'm gonna hunt you down like a rabbit.
He phases out.

[thehothead]

Thehothead walks through another rift in reality, which heals behind him.

I've discovered a simple solution to this world ending problem. Sorry boss.

Thehothead blasts everything he's got at Zer, including the full power of the salmon of doubt.

[Rex Idiotarum]

Smudge hits Rex, Sending him flying like a ragdoll in the air, he lands in a cloud of dust upon the Red runes that have spread out.

By now there is red energy flowing to the center of the runes. Not to Rex, and Certainly not to Zeratul.

A song rings across the land, he Death Song. It's beautiful in it's sadness, and it seems to cry out that death is near.

"It's too late to stop," Rex says, from the disappating cloud of dust, "But I like you, let's just move on. Let bygones be bygones. You weep for a fallen soldier, but you still carry on the battle. Now the world is dying, an it cannot be saved, but you can." He points at the portals. "Or you can fight me. I've used up all my magic for the day, so you'll only have to deal with my swordsmanship." He brandishes his katana. "All you have to do is keep me distracted for ten minutes, and this world goes buh-bye, with me and everyone else. Although, you're not likely to succeed."

[thehothead]

Thehothead simply burns another rift in reality, stepping through it before it heals.

[zeratul]

"I wasn't trying to fight you, that was Curly, now lets con-...... who's that?" Zeratul pales at the sight of his dead brother, "What are you doing here!?"

[Nibleswick]

Nibleswick is finally shaken from his long inactivity, and he takes a look around. Looking up he sees an orange spot in the sky. The spot slowly grows larger, until it looks about as large as the moon. Nibleswick stands, looking at this oddity in amazement until he realizes that it is indeed a giant citrus fruit.

Nibleswick takes 6789D12 citrus damage, and dies.


((I'm afraid that I'm just to busy now to keep up with the story, so I'm dropping out. See ya 'round folks.))