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    No poisons are found on the wound.

    Fine. What about vehicles? Does curly have any airships I should be aware of?
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    Due to a TeeVo in a secret position Curly is trained on Moon Called's position as NO other rebels have told her they are still alive."God, I hope she isn't the only one left alive...she must be crazy. Oh well time to go survey the base, which is not anyway near here."
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    Curly inspects the base doing stereotypical leader things for a while.
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    To compare [Curly] to the beauty of the changing seasons or timeless stars would be an understatement.
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    But Koorly is the sweetest crime.

    Squid bones are lies.
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    No poisons are found on the wound.

    Fine. What about vehicles? Does curly have any airships I should be aware of?
    Moon Called raises an eyebrow at the wound. Poisons really seemed like something Magtok would use. She shrugs, deciding to be glad about the fact.

    "Maggot, you know me. Machines aren't my style. Why would I pay attention to that sort of thing?"
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    Magtok shakes his head, and sticks the dagger back in the wound.

    Its kinda hard to miss a friggin' huge airship! Now do they have any or not?
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    The elf/drow winces, pulling her arm back. "And I should tell you why?"
    "You tied your wings on tightly but they always come undone"
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    Magtok leaves the dagger in her arm, and speaks with no sign of deceit.

    Because I can help you. There's a portal waiting right outside this room, that'll drop you off in the middle of the woods if you cooperate.
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    Moon Called laughs. "I knew it. You are going soft." She smiles at the cyborg, ignoring the pain in her arm. "I told you, I'm not going to cooperate."
    "You tied your wings on tightly but they always come undone"
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    Okay, fine. We have plenty of other prisoners anyways. I'll just tell Zeratul you somehow broke free and tried to kill me, and I had to do this out of self defense.

    Magtok takes the dagger again, and shoves it into her right shoulder.
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    "Yes, I can deffinitly attack you with my hands and legs tied together so I can't really move, let alone get up." The elf/drow grunts through grit teath. She grins for a second, then digs her teath into Magtoks arm.
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    Magtok tries to rip his arm free from MC and winces.

    Ouch...at this point I should probably just grab a gun and shoot you. There's no point to allowing you to insult me any more than you already have. I'll be right back in a sec.

    Magtok leaves the room to fetch his pistol.
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    Curly becomes bored and TeeVo surfs. Magtok and MC argument draws her attention. "Meh, she can handle her own. Plus, it's more interesting than anything else on at the moment." Her familiar appears from a portal near a stunted tree. The cat walks up to Curly and communicates telepathically with her, Feed me now

    "Stupid player familiar." Feeds cat and resumes watching mini-soap-opera of MC and Maggot

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    Magtok comes back with the gun.

    Hmm...do you wanna finish this with a head shot or a bullet to the heart?

    I always preferred the heart, its less gruesome and I think it looks cooler, but the benefit of a head shot is that there's less of a chance I'll screw up and you'll merely be badly injured.
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    Nibleswick, with blood pouring from his wounds, he grabbed the whip, yanked the knife out of his belly, wrapped the whip around his arm, and cut the whip so that he can use the knife.
    All right scum, tell me what I want to know! How do I get out of here?
    To get out of here, you have to get through me, past a few dozen legions of heavily armed guards, and out of 3 seperate sets of walls and traps. And... Soren's face breaks out into even more of a smile. Hes obviously enjoying this too much. You should also atempt to rescue your friend. I think its Moon_Called or something. I think Magtok's killed her by now, but you'll be seeing her soon enough. Drawing a Kukiri, he adopts a fighting stance. Dark energies swirl across the room as the faint blue eyes transformed into a deep crimson red. Tell me, mortal. Are you willing to die for your cause? It is scum like you that belive in nothing but dreams and hopeless causes. It is vermin like you and your friends that merely serve as XP farms for us true warriors. With that, Darkness encompasses the room. DARKNESS! The demonic shout from the torturer is evident from the magical darkness, and then, SILENCE!, as the footsteps fade from the Minds within the darkness.

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    Curly was still TeeVo surfing the dungeons when she noticed something that made her jaw drop from shock.Maur! What's he doing there? We were sure he was dead. MC's gonna go crazy!" Maur, son of MC and Saurous was also incarcerated in the dungeons.


    The familiar sighs and says Great. This is fantastic. I'm eating and she goes and surprises me and puts me off my food. Oh yeah, Player; just in case you haven't remembered you familiar i.e. me, has a name. Smudge*shudder*Fantastic name for a familiar

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    Maur, sitting in the back of his dark cell, feels along the chains connecting his legs to the wall.

    C'mon, Maur. If you can escape all the AMEN crap, you can escape from this place...
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    Magtok wanders idly around for MC to come back online, and happens to see Maur as he is passing by.

    What the-? Holy ****, is that really you, Maur? What the hell are you doing here?
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    Maur looks up at Magtok, and snarls.

    "What's it look like, moron?"
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    ((.... But... but... my plot... Maur was supposed to die in Moon Called's arms... ))
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    ((Let's call it a plot twist and move on, eh? ))
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    Zeratul looks into the seeing eye in Moon Called's room. "So I see Maagtok cannot be trusted. Hmm I'll just string him along for now. I need to make sure to keep my army secret."
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    ((But... but... oh be that way. *sulks*))

    Moon Called watches as Magtok walks away, and leans back, cringing at the bolt of pain from her shoulder. Looks like she was safe. For now.
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    ((Maur Saur was supposed to die in Moon Called's arms... ))
    There. Edited so the plot twist thingy works.

    Wow, someone's cranky. Y'know, I was actually going to allow you to say hi to your mom, but after a greeting like that, I think I'll just go back to her cell and finish her off like I originally planned.
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    There. Edited so the plot twist thingy works.
    ((... That's a good idea to.))
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    "Wait, Mom's still alive?!"

    Maur suddenly jumps up, and then trips and falls back to the floor.

    "Stupid chains..."
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    Yup, still alive. Not for long, though.

    ((Be back in five minutes.))
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    Maur attempts to stand up again, but falls back down to the floor. He goes back to a sitting position, and glares at Magtok while making strangling motions with his hands.
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    Magtok wanders back over to MC's cell. He speaks with a mock sorrow.

    I just found out that Maur's alive, and in this very dungeon. We could've had a big happy reunion. Unfortunately, I've already decided to kill you.
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    Moon Called bolts upright, her eyes growing wide. "You're lying."
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    A Slight Beeping occurs on Magtok's Watch. A Short Voicemail plays:

    Magtok, its Soren. Seal off the Dungeon. Now. We dont want anything else getting out or in.

    The Computerized Voice states: You have no new messages. To Replay your messages, say "one", to Delete your messages, Say "Two"...

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    Magtok slyly grins.

    Yeah, I probably am. Now lets get back to killing you. Now which do you prefer: headshot, or bullet to the heart?

    He gets the message, and seals off all doorways and stuff and then walks back to MC.
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