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2015-12-13, 10:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition IV: Just what Doc Ordered
Did Cassidy ever reveal her cutie mark? Can ponies get more than one cutie mark?
Do tell me about Diamond Dazzle
Wait, which kind of ice? Not Strawberry ice cream, right?Last edited by goto124; 2015-12-13 at 10:59 AM.
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2015-12-13, 01:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition IV: Just what Doc Ordered
I do not believe the GM has mentioned their cutie marks yet, so they're probably still covered by armor or such. I don't think you can get more than one. :3
Diamond Dazzle was a mare Viridia met waaaaay back at Abbaas' party. She did drugs (moon dust I think?) and they had a little bedroom fun. Dazzle told Viridia to stop by her place if she ever passed through Ministry Row.
I hope not. Chilled pony brains doesn't sound like a tasty dessert.Last edited by DigoDragon; 2015-12-13 at 01:49 PM.
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2015-12-13, 03:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition IV: Just what Doc Ordered
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2015-12-13, 10:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition IV: Just what Doc Ordered
As opposed to what, chilled monkey brains?
From some games at a Con I was at:
"You're a fisherman, you know morse code!"
"You win some, you lose some. Are you feeling lucky?"
"I am resolved not to move from this spot."
"Good luck!"
"Said from 10ft away."
"15!"
"Mine's bigger."
"It's not the size that matters."
*Kills 3 mooks*
"...Maybe it is the size that matters."
"I am going to violate that child with my rapier!"
"I need to switch up my god. Apparently I'm not going to be healed if I worship Kanye West."
"Who put that stalagmite there?"
"I'm trying to swim in 3ft of water."
"Oh great, another pointy-eared f***er."If there is anything I learned from D&D, it is to never bull rush a Gelatenous Cube.
Spoiler: Old Projects
Anyone who reads this has just lost "the Game".
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2015-12-14, 03:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-12-14, 04:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition IV: Just what Doc Ordered
Just before. Viridia got
luckyskills.
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2015-12-14, 06:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition IV: Just what Doc Ordered
Spoiler: Responses!Hee. Now that's pro.
One of my cuisine rules is never to eat any part an animal used for thinking. XD
I could see this conversation happen in those D&D games my wife plays in. She'd be the one killing the 3 mooks.
Luck is one of her skills. :D
Doc: "By the way, Stellar, Moon-- I had gotten a message from Nightcore. She might pay us a visit later. Said she had some info for us."
Stellar: “Stellar quirks an eyebrow at that last bit of news. How has Doc gotten news from Oakville?”
Doc: “Night got creative on how to reach us, with Captain Jack's 'special skills'.”
GM: “Strawberry slowly raised a hoof, looking like she was about to say something especially stupid.”
GM: “Cassidy looked confused too, but she wasn't gaping like a fish or anything like that, probably because she wasn't currently on drugs.”
Stellar: “Oh, um. Let me explain... No, there is too much. Let me sum up.” (Sums up the entire campaign adventure to date)
Doc: “Ah Stellar. When Doc needs to dance around a bush to paint his group in a good light so as not to cause concern or paranoia in potential allies, leave it to Stellar to set that bush on fire.”
Doc: “You gonna be alright, or did we scare you with our past adventures?”
Cassidy: “I'm just trying to figure out who in this city you haven't managed to antagonize.”
Moon: “A Reaver believe it or not. Apparently the main group did not appreciate the public image the one we fought was giving the ghoul community.”
Doc: “Yeah. The one that delivered the bounty said as much. So, brownie points for us with the Reaver faction.”
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2015-12-14, 07:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-12-14, 08:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition IV: Just what Doc Ordered
"Ok, you need to take a left here."
"I can't take a left, it's a one-way street."
"But you need to take a left."
"I want to, but I can't. All the steets are one-way!"
"But we need to turn left!"
"What the hell do you think I'm trying to do!"
"Turn left?"
"I'M TRYING!"If there is anything I learned from D&D, it is to never bull rush a Gelatenous Cube.
Spoiler: Old Projects
Anyone who reads this has just lost "the Game".
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2015-12-14, 08:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-12-15, 06:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition IV: Just what Doc Ordered
DM: Wow. I never knew it was possible for this to happen, but you've managed to overflow the sinfullness scale to it wraps right around to sainthood. It's like every one of your sins cancels out a different one.
AI: Technically, I'm not self aware. I just act like I am.
Gene: What's the difference?
AI: And that's one for philosophers to argue over.Last edited by Necroticplague; 2015-12-15 at 07:00 AM.
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2015-12-15, 08:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition IV: Just what Doc Ordered
Gizmo: “Guess who is hunting a lost treasure in a forgotten city? Me. Your rival, Doctor.......no that sounds stupid. Professor Stien. Much better.”
GM: “Oh look. Those consequences are here early. Probably should have mentioned that.”
Reuben: “Uh oh.”
Autumn: “Well that was weird. I'm going for my evening flight. And if that happens to take me past Calamity's window, then that would just be coincidence, right?”
Autumn: *Spies on Calamity – Rolls a 20*
Reuben: “She’s like an Autumn breeze.”
Gizmo: *Whistle* “Dem wings.”
Autumn: “I am a leaf on the wind! Watch how I soa- uh, on second thought, walking is fine.”
Gizmo: #Possession, #CalledIt
GM: “[Calamity’s] wide, purple spheres have been seemingly replaced with decidedly un-ponylike eyes, with crimson irises that match the dark red aura around her and thin, vertical, almost reptilian pupils.
Autumn: “NOT. GOOD.”
GM: “Feel free to hand wave Autumn returning into the car so she can tell her friends about this at the beginning of your next post. The rest of you, feel free to panic.”
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2015-12-15, 09:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition IV: Just what Doc Ordered
"I examine the bodies."
"Heal check to determine c.o.d."
"16."
"You can't tell much from the skeletons, aside from the fact that they appear to have cracks in their pelvic bones."
"Interese."
"Also, they seem to be cracked from the inside."
"Ok...wierd."
*Later*
"A dark shadow looms at the end of the hallway. The monstrous form of a beastly creature lurches into view."
"That sounds bad. What does it look like?"
"Large, bulbous, with one malicious eye and oily black skin. You can hear wet slapping sounds as it pulls itself along the ground with long. Grasping tentacles."
"Wait, what was that last part?"
"That it has Long, Grasping, Tentacles?"
*girly screams of horror as entire group flees back down the hallway collectively yelling "NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!"*If there is anything I learned from D&D, it is to never bull rush a Gelatenous Cube.
Spoiler: Old Projects
Anyone who reads this has just lost "the Game".
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2015-12-15, 10:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition IV: Just what Doc Ordered
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2015-12-15, 11:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition IV: Just what Doc Ordered
If there is anything I learned from D&D, it is to never bull rush a Gelatenous Cube.
Spoiler: Old Projects
Anyone who reads this has just lost "the Game".
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2015-12-15, 02:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition IV: Just what Doc Ordered
Priest: to be fair, taking an elf *points to shadowdancer* and two humans *points to self and alchemist* anywhere is a bad idea.
Dwarf Engineer: hey!
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2015-12-15, 07:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition IV: Just what Doc Ordered
Fern: "What kind of human courting ritual is this?"
Coriander: "It's a pun."
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2015-12-15, 08:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition IV: Just what Doc Ordered
"Why would you take 'attempted murder'? Not only does that mean that you're evil, it means you suck!"
"The most evil think I can think of, and I made a lawyer."
"I think he really did go off the deep end, Dan."
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2015-12-16, 02:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition IV: Just what Doc Ordered
Me: Don't take it seriously; it's a satire.
Player: A satyr?
Me: Yes, a satire.
Player: A satyr? Really?
Me: Yes! It's a satire!
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2015-12-16, 02:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-12-16, 08:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition IV: Just what Doc Ordered
Spoiler: Responses!For real. :D That was thehighlight of my time running Expedition to Castle Ravenloft. I had put together some lovely descriptions of sounds and shadowy sights. Few if any were from actual monster/undead encounters. Those that were though...
Haha, I love where this is going.
Strawberry: (Cradling Flagon’s head) “Alas, poor Flagon! I knew him well!”
Doc: “Yes, a pony of infinite jerk, of most excellent dumbass.”
Viridia: “If they do have a skywagon, can we fly over the radiation?”
GM: “You would be able to avoid most of it.”
Moon: “So much for Fan Knife's secret plan to turn Viridia into a ghoul.”
GM: “Doc could see Flagon's pistol laying on the ground, although the stallion was laying on top of it, at the moment.”
Doc: “This a different gun than the one Stellar looted?”
GM: “...What gun? Ah, wait, there was some sort of duplication bug with Flagon's items. The next patch should fix it.”
Viridia: “The gun is his p****.”
GM: “Spoiler alert: Flagon's already had cyber-surgery.”
Viridia: “Doc ‘Hot Load’ Flagon.”
Doc: “To quote the GM, ‘I think the party getting completely plastered after a fight should be a party tradition.’”
Viridia: “Won't make us vulnerable at all.”
Doc: *Shoots opponent in the leg, opponent falls over helpless*
Stellar: "Nice shooting!"
Doc: *slurred words* "I was aiming for his head."
Viridia: “A very accurate prediction. If said opponent were a radroach.”
Doc: “Or Strawberry Surprise.”
Moon: “Hmm, Stealth Check. Cool, I passed. Now I've successfully lost track of where I am.”
Stellar: “With Stellar, Doc, Strawberry, Cassidy and the late Dr. Flagon.”
Moon: “Regardless, I'm way too amused by not knowing where my character is.”
Doc: “That means the Vicodin is working.”
GM: “Moonshadow traveled with the rest of the group, and is with Doc and Stellar and the two misfits of the month.”
Moon: “But I wanted to be quantum!” *Rarity-whine*
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2015-12-16, 08:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-12-16, 08:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-12-16, 08:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-12-16, 09:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition IV: Just what Doc Ordered
As Digo, you missed out the other firefly references.
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2015-12-16, 10:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-12-16, 11:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-12-16, 11:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition IV: Just what Doc Ordered
Doc: “To quote the GM, ‘I think the party getting completely plastered after a fight should be a party tradition.’”
Viridia: “Won't make us vulnerable at all.”
Doc: *Shoots opponent in the leg, opponent falls over helpless*
Stellar: "Nice shooting!"
Doc: *slurred words* "I was aiming for his head."
Stellar: We're not gonna die. We can't die, Viridia. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for Luna to let us die.
Later:
Stellar: You've got the light.. from the console.. keep you, lift you up. They shine like... ...little angels...
Moon: Did she just go crazy and fall asleep?
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2015-12-16, 04:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition IV: Just what Doc Ordered
"So you're saying that feeding PCs and cohorts to a T-Rex so that it goes away with a full belly means that you overcame the challenge and earn XP for it, right?"
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2015-12-17, 03:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition IV: Just what Doc Ordered
"We're off to fight the Whispering Way. Care to join us? Gold, glory, b****es..."