AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu

[Uberblah]

Uber decides to pull out a book and read while it's somewhat quiet.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok finishes watching the Godfather trilogy, and decides to watch Super Mario Bros. Z, an amazingly good series of movies you can find on Newgrounds.

[PirateMonk]

PM sighs and walks in, while its player bumps the thread and wonders if anyone else is on.

[Saurous]

Saurous wanders in, and he has apparently turned into...wait, he hasn't changed at all. That can't be right.

"Hah! I didn't get turned into an animal! For once, I'm glad my player it too lazy to get/make an avatar."

I hate you.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Carlos falls over on the floor laughing in agony, and dies.
The only thing he leaves to this world is this link.
His last words are Second Panel...
Then Vespe chainsaws him up and throws him to the buzzards.
I'm free!

[V Junior]

((Carlos, check PvN. I have a little suprise for you...))

"What the heck?" "Our player. Take no notice, Princess." "Mmph! Mmph Mmph Mmph MMPH!" "Shut up, paladin scum, or this cutlass goes through your head." "You shut up, Darkie, or this katana goes through your he- what was that?" The base is suddenly flooded with Coka-Cola.
"YAY!" "MY ROBES!!!" "Oh dear. Ohhhh dear." "Damn you, Victoria." Darkie drowns. "Now my miserable existance ends..."

[Saurous]

Saurous jumps up, and hides in the rafters, above the soda flood.

"V and her counterparts are only here for about an hour every two days, but she can screw everything up in that amount of time."

[V Junior]

"Yep, we can. Has anyone else noticed that the Coke level is rising??" "I AM FREED! Now, evil scum, you die! SMITE EVIL!" Light Junior smites Shadow, Exy, Darkie and Magtok in that order. Junior kicks her in the back. "You did not just smite Magtok, did you?" "I did." "DIE!!!" "I'm just gonna swim over here... towards the dry cleaners..." "Dry cleaners?? YES!!!" "THE COKE IS POISONED!!!"

"...

I swallowed some ..."

[zeratul]

((everyone look into the epic saga, it's good times))

Zeratul looks on confused at the flood. He then procedes to dive in, drinking the soda.

[Saurous]

Saurous sighs, and dashes through the rafters. He jumps up into an opening in the ceiling, and out onto the roof.

"Magtok and his annoying girlfriend..."

He shakes his head.

[V Junior]

Junior dives deeper into the Coke, and finds a Coke tap. It's on. She turns it, but the wrong way. The Coke spills out onto the rooftop, and into AMEN's pocket dimension. "Oops." "I hate you." "As do we all, scum." "Will you guys just shut up and let me sort this out??? I have a plan..." She turns the knob the other way. It sucks in the Coke- and everyone in it- into a large tank. The Junior gang hold onto a big strong bar in the rafters.

[Saurous]

Saurous is sucked off the rooftop, and catches a bar in the rafters. He flips up, and balances on top of said bar. He then thanks the gods for his levels in Assassin.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Ah well, it's not like I even bothered to check that game...also, how did you figure out my real name? You'll have to be exterminated.
Carlos pulls out two assault rifles (one in each hand) and does a Matrix-style-jump-slo-mo-shoot-at-V-Junior.

[V Junior]

((C-boy, you post your name as Carlos all the time. So shut up and sit down. And put the guns away. Also, FYI, my name is Victoria. Also, I am undecided on whether I'm a pirate or a ninja. So rope-swing-ninja-dodge-move-thing.))


Light Junior and Kid Junior fall off the rafters, paralyzed by the poison. They're sucked into the tank. "Good riddance." "Agreed." "How can you leave a child to die???" "...Wait, you're Neteral with Evil tendancys. Why are you bothered?" "Chaotic Neteral." "I see."

"A little help here?" "Oh shut up."

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok looks around, nursing his smite-wound, and remaining oblivious to everything else around him and unaffected by any environmental hazards due to a hand-wave field surrounding him.

Damn, I forgot how much smiting really hurt. But why did Light Junior attack me instead of some freaky goth kid like Saur?

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe walks in.
What's going on here?
They've discovered my identity! We have to neutralize the base!
Wait wha-
The base explodes in a twenty billion megaton anti-handwave atomic bomb blast.

[Saurous]

Magtok looks around, nursing his smite-wound, and remaining oblivious to everything else around him and unaffected by any environmental hazards due to a hand-wave field surrounding him.

Damn, I forgot how much smiting really hurt. But why did Light Junior attack me instead of some freaky goth kid like Saur?

Saurous lowers himself from the ceiling on a rope. He hangs upside down next to Magtok.

"That is because Light Junior is Good, and thus must kill Evil, unless it helps Good that she doesn't kill evil people. I am Evil, and I only attack others who are Evil if it helps me."

Saurous is unaffected by the explosion for some reason.

[V Junior]

"She probably wanted to annoy me, dear." Junior sighs, and dodges a shortsword flying at her face from the tank. "Thank you for illustrating my point so beautifully, Lightie." Darkie sighs, and climbs down from the rafters.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Carlos sighs and handwaves the explosion away.
No one even CARES anymore. Used to be they'd at least say "oh, I dodge it," or "I teleported away," or some kind of witty response involving ninjas and potatoes, but they just ignore me now.
Well aren't we going to do that big d20 battle thing?
They ignored that too.
What about the Karakoke?
Ignored it.
What about the-
They ignored THAT too. I swear, I could streak around the base and no one would give me so much as an "oh gods, my eyes are on fire."
Then why don't you get the RPG done-
Vespe suddenly bursts into flames.
That's better.

[Saurous]

Carlos sighs and handwaves the explosion away.
No one even CARES anymore. Used to be they'd at least say "oh, I dodge it," or "I teleported away," or some kind of witty response involving ninjas and potatoes, but they just ignore me now.
Well aren't we going to do that big d20 battle thing?
They ignored that too.
What about the Karakoke?
Ignored it.
What about the-
They ignored THAT too. I swear, I could streak around the base and no one would give me so much as an "oh gods, my eyes are on fire."
Then why don't you get the RPG done-
Vespe suddenly bursts into flames.
That's better.

"There are a few that still pay attention to you. It's just that many of the others want this place to be as boring as possible.

*coughPMandMagtokcough*
*coughohwaitimeanFusinsteadofMagtokcough*"

[PirateMonk]

"There are a few that still pay attention to you. It's just that many of the others want this place to be as boring as possible.

*coughPMandMagtokcough*"

"*coughCastarascoughcough*"

PM stabs Rex and Saurous repeatedly until something interesting happens.

[Saurous]

Saurous dies. His ghost floats nearby.

"See? Can't be original with anything. And when something interesting does happen, you either kill it, steal it, or remove it with your 'DM powers'."

[PirateMonk]

Saurous dies. His ghost floats nearby.

"See? Can't be original with anything. And when something interesting does happen, you either kill it, steal it, or remove it with your 'DM powers'."

"Or ignore it. Besides, you ranting on how boring this place is certainly doesn't count as 'interesting'."

[Saurous]

"Well, I've gotten my point across, so I'm going to wait until I can create a new corporeal form now."

[PirateMonk]

"Here ya go." An exact duplicate of Saurous's body appears. It is entirely identical to Saurous's last body in every way. Saurous amy take control of it at any time.

[V Junior]

Junior pours petrol on Vespe. "I swear that said 'Water'!" "Whatev- HEADS UP!" "SMITE EVIL! TAKE THAT YOU STUPID EVIL DUDES!"

Suddenly, Light JUnior's mount appears. It's a Yound Adult Saphire Dragon. She mounts it.

"Damn it! Why do you HAVE to have a light side???"

"Who wants to make her Fall?"

[Lord Magtok]

I swear, I could streak around the base and no one would give me so much as an "oh gods, my eyes are on fire."

I would probably lodge a chainsaw in my eyes and pour a few of Castara's potions on my head if that ever happened.

[Saurous]

"Here ya go." An exact duplicate of Saurous's body appears. It is entirely identical to Saurous's last body in every way. Saurous amy take control of it at any time.

"Well, actually I was just-"

Saurous's ghost suddenly becomes corporeal again.

"-waiting for that."

[PirateMonk]

"Well, actually I was just-"

Saurous's ghost suddenly becomes corporeal again.

"-waiting for that."

"Okay. I'll just keep this then. "

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok looks around at some posts, and notices Saur is offline.

Oh goody, the elf is offline. That means he won't be able to stop me.

Magtok takes a pair of knives and sticks them in the eyes of Happiness. He cuts open Saur's head, and shoves a shotgun into the wound, which he fires directly at the necromancer's brain.

That was satisfying. Now I think I'll go watch Super Mario Bros. Z.

Magtok leaves the messy scene, and turns on a computer to go do what he said he would.