AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Hey, Magtok. Looks like someone's "revised" your past...again.

[Raistlin1040]

Why is everyone in AMEN some sort of half breed or really weird race or something except me?

Castaras: Half drow, half human.
Magtok: Half human, half robot.
Saurous: Drow-elf-lich-demon-something.
Moon Called: Half Drow, Half Elf.
Rex: "Fairly Human," according to his page. What does that mean?
Me: Elf. Plain old elf. Well, I'm a Vulcan right now, but that's beside the point.

Demonic Elf here. I guess I'm like an Elven Tiefling. That's cool.

Yes. Yes it is. Because I can.

[Lord Magtok]

Hey, Magtok. Looks like someone's "revised" your past...again.

Thanks for telling me. I went back and fixed it.

[Castaras]

Castaras carries on listening to her mp3 player, watching to see if any new madness will occur.

[Korith]

*Uses stolen Illithid head to blast Castaras into a solipsist state with only herself and her mp3 player*

Okay, enough of those mp3 interruptions.

Who wants to take over the elemental plane of fire?

[Saurous]

Saurous walks in, carrying a ninja's corpse over his head.

"Conquer the plane of fire? Meh, why not?"

[V Junior]

((Junior is a:

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Meerkat/Celestial/Devil/Demon/Elf/Halfling/Quaterlin/Three-Quatersling/Human/Tiefling/Assimar/Beholder/Golom/Worm/Gnome/Pixie/ Mesuda/Naga/Lich/Ghost/Chicken/Snowman/Slyph/Gibbering Mouther/Drow/Zombie/Peach Tree/Dryad/Lioness

A random FYI))

"I demand to know what is going on here!"
"Weeee!!!"
"Not again..."
"DIE, EVIL SCUM!"
"CRAP!"
"SHUT UP!! WE NEED TO SORT THIS OUT! Okay, here goes; tie up the paladin, knock out the kid, give some tissues to the sad girl, and explain that we don't have a clue what's going on either to the princess. Guys, the EVIL thing was back wehn I had an identity crisis. I had know idea who-or what- I was! I didn't even know my alignment!"

[Saurous]

Saurous sighs.

"Look, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Darkie, and Princess Verandius, there was obviously a flaw in the potion that instead of removing Dark Junior, it instead duplicated whatever caused Dark Junior to form, thus spliting Junior into even more base personalities. It shouldn't be that hard to find what went wrong and solve it."

[Rex Idiotarum]

Rex lays on a random Horizontal surface wearing a leather trenchcoat and brandishing a Six-gun.

I know of a solution... He says, darkly.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Wait!
Vespe drops in from the ceiling, promptly followed by Toaspe.
We need guns if we're to conquer the plane of Fire!
Everyone is promptly teleported to the Completely Overstocked Armory, which is stuffed with guns, guns, clubs, swords, and all sorts of things.
KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN, THERE MAY BE AN AVALANCHE!
And suddenly, all sorts of weapons fall on top of everyone.

[Rex Idiotarum]

Screw that, we do this like the matrix.
...
Everyone appears in white space. Noting for miles.
"I need weapons." Rex says, and from the distance a large groups of selves carrying weapons approaces extremely quickly.

Rex grabs his sword, a few guns, and a cool pair of gloves.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Before we go, let's have a Beatles reference!
Everyone is suddenly under the sea, and Octopus's Garden starts playing.

John Lennon drifts by, playing the guitar.

[Castaras]

Castaras carries on listening to her mp3 player, just to break the silence into little pieces and mutilate these little pieces horribly.

[Vespe Ratavo]

A lawyer walks in, and holds up a sign that reads
Castaras, you are under arrest for assault and murder of the silence.

[Castaras]

Castaras shoots the lawyer with a pie gun. She then holds up a sign.

Does it look like I care?

[Vespe Ratavo]

A mime comes walking in, carrying an invisible AK-47, which he then begins firing all around the room.

[Castaras]

Castaras fades into the shadows using her rusty old skills as a shadowdancer, taking some damage, but not too much.

[Vespe Ratavo]

((Shadowdancer? Didn't know that...))

The mime shrugs and turns up the stereo to the maximum volume.
Nothing comes out, but the mime starts headbanging.

[Castaras]

(( Backstoryish stuff. I'll add it later to my profile thingy.

Actually, I'll do it now, then copy/paste to the rpg thing. While I'm thinking about it. ))

Castaras stays in the shadows, hmmin.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok holds a meeting with his trusted lieutenant-bot and his player.

Men, I've assembled you all here for several important reasons.

1. We need to figure out what to do about V Junior
2. We need to determine whether I am truly sane
3. We need to decide how I should present myself. Should we continue with the laughing stock ruse, or move on to something more fascist and overlordy?

I say we should stick with the girl, that we're insane, and that we should continue to be the fool for the amusement of others.

I, your trusted lieuntenant, am driven only by logic and what I believe is best for your continued existence, m'lord. I say that you are sane, but emotionally unstable, and that you should detach yourselves from our laughing stock position, and leave Junior.

Stay in the shadows of your labs, leave the others alone, and return to your old ways when the Junior matter sorts itself out, and the others forget about you.

[Castaras]

Castaras comes out of the shadows and sits back down on a sofa. She goes back to listening to her mp3 player.

After a while she falls asleep.

[Saurous]

"Castaras lives such an interesting life."

Saurous pulls out a small crystal from his pocket, and begins waving it around at the ceiling. Some sort of creature begins melting out of the ceiling.

[Castaras]

A pie nearby holds up a sign.

She prefers boring nowadays.

Castaras wakes up and teleports away.

[PirateMonk]

Magtok sends out a pack of zombie/cybrog dogs to eat anything left of the clowns, and then has each and every hound tossed into the furnace.

Oh yeah, I forgot.

Speaking of stuff from the first thread, does anyone have the link to it? I couldn't find it in the archives, and I really needed to look something up there.

((SMBG threads disappear after a month.

Also, why do the mods keep insisting that we have structure?))

[Lord Magtok]

((SMBG threads disappear after a month.))

That doesn't explain why it wasn't in the archives!

((Archives are at the bottom of each page, on a brown line next to "Contact Us"))

[Saurous]

"A wizard did it."

"PM had to bring this up. Now Mags is going to spend the next four hours trying to figure this out."

[Lord Magtok]

No, I gave up on trying to find it. I'm sure we had a link to it two or three threads ago, but I'm too lazy to find it.

Hmmm...nobody else seems to be online. Wanna watch a movie?

[Saurous]

"I don't really care what you do."

Saurous pauses for a moment, and then remembers what he was doing. The creature, which just so happens to be a very large demon, falls out of the ceiling, landing on top of Saurous.

"You summoned me, m'lord?"

"Ow...first of all, get your fat ass off of me."

The demon steps aside, leaving Saurous on the floor, a crumpled mess of bone.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok makes some popcorn and puts a movie into the DVD player, and while he waits for the movie to start, an android approaches him.

Sir, I have bad news.

*Sigh* What is it?

The cyborg dinosaurs escaped. They're tearing apart the labs. I was lucky enough to escape the devastation and get here.

Seal off the labs and tell everyone to guard The Big Shiny Door. Also, when you finish doing that, shoot the guy who came up with the dino-borg idea.

Yes, m'lord.

The robot leaves, and Magtok begins to watch Jurassic Park II.

[Saurous]

The demon looks down at Saurous.

"You don't look very good, Sir."

"What gave you that idea?"

Saurous pulls himself up off the floor, making a few humorous cracking noises as he does so. The demon (let us name him Auhuneas) glances at him nervously.

"What did you need me for, Sir?"

"I need you to establish a meeting for me. I need to talk with Demogorgon, Asmodeus, Anthraxus, and the lords of the undead. Oh, and tell Antrhaxus that I think his name sounds silly."

"Y...yes, m'lord."

Auhuneas then disappears into the floor. Saurous sighs, and walks over to one of the sofas, and takes a seat.