[3.5/PF] GitP Regulars as Plagues/Poisons/Diseases/Positoxins/Ravages/Afflictions

[LoyalPaladin]

LP, really? Resorting to skin pics to get your readership up? How loathsome. You could wait until a person is properly attired.

I mean, just look at Snowbluff's head in that picture. Positively indecent.

Hahaha. I'm sorry, I couldn't resist!

[VirusInk]

Celestia Daily
Red Fel secretly Snowbluff's cat?
A rare photo was recently snapped of dastardly duo spending quality time together!


Keep reading to find out how illyahr manages to keep his youthful complexion...

[LoyalPaladin]

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Fiddle Stick's Disease (Amphetryon)
Ink Toxin (VirusInk)
Inked Virus (VirusInk)
Infected Ink (VirusInk)
Paper Eating Ink (VirusInk)
Necrotic Plague (Marlowe)
Wight's Blessing (Marlowe)
Virulent Absinthe (Socratov)

That's a wrap! Thanks for playing, folks!

[IZ42]

She's losing it. Excellent. Soon I shall be able to pull her to my side.

[illyahr]

Keep reading to find out how illyahr manages to keep his youthful complexion...

No secret. Ongoing relations with a good-aligned fey. I have leadership. My cohort is a nymph so I took Nymph's Kiss. Diplomacy bonus.

[VirusInk]

She's losing it. Excellent. Soon I shall be able to pull her to my side.

Side? I don't have a side. I'm just a closet chaotic neutral that does as she pleases.

[LoyalPaladin]

No secret. Ongoing relations with a good-aligned fey. I have leadership. My cohort is a nymph so I took Nymph's Kiss. Diplomacy bonus.

Wow! See that folks? Illyahr is just giving his tips away! Take note! What a guy!

Side? I don't have a side. I'm just a closet chaotic neutral that does as she pleases.

You know not what chaotic terror you bring! An ancient being lies in wait...

[VirusInk]

You know not what chaotic terror you bring! An ancient being lies in wait...

I forgot: I'm just a chaotic neutral "good" that does mostly as she pleases.
Can't let the Paladin big brother lose all his marbles.

[LoyalPaladin]

I forgot: I'm just a chaotic neutral "good" that does mostly as she pleases.
Can't let the Paladin big brother lose all his marbles.

I suppose that's better than neutral, I'll quote Red Fel when I say "We all know where it's been".

[unseenmage]

I suppose that's better than neutral, I'll quote Red Fel when I say "We all know where it's been".

Hey now. There's nothing wrong with neutrality. We're perfectly happy to sit back and watch while everyone else dances to one another's tunes.

Just because we do so from the comfort of our nerd nest workshop surrounded by dirty dishes minions and a forest of empty fountain drink cups theoretical blueprints doesn't mean we don't care about the fate of the world and its people. It just means we're quite busy and have more important things to hide from do.

[Marlowe]

I still confused as to how I earned not one, but TWO afflictions associated with undeath. Seriously, you raise ONE skeletal Dire Bear because it's become obvious that your party Fighter can't fight, and suddenly you're Mr Highcollar McDoom of Lichville, Death county, United States of Slough.

[NeoPhoenix0]

You don't want me to crush you?

Oh sempai, do behave yourself.

Also i find it strange that i have watched over a solid month and a half times worth of anime and very little of it actually has any school girls. Also my anime library seems to be generally weird by anime standards.

I forgot: I'm just a chaotic neutral "good" that does mostly as she pleases.
Can't let the Paladin big brother lose all his marbles.

Now don't let the cranky paladin pressure you into a morality choice. Then again i would hardly be a good counsel on this decision as i just sorta gave up on having a decisive morality, it was too much of a restrictive decision.

also, what is your avatar? is that squid girl? It looks like squid girl to me but the art style is different.

[Snowbluff]

Jealous?

Snowbluff, not in front of the malcontent!

Oh sempai, do behave yourself.

I dictate the time and the place.

Cronus and Khonsu bend their knee to me.

Also i find it strange that i have watched over a solid month and a half times worth of anime and very little of it actually has any school girls. Also my anime library seems to be generally weird by anime standards.

Date A Live has a school in it because that's the setting of all anime. I usually avoid it as you do.

I do want someone to discuss the anime with. Not because I think it's good, but because I think I could talk about how to make it better.

[Marlowe]

Spoiler: And you thought you were safe.

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[LoyalPaladin]

Hey IZ42, here's a little something to get you through Tuesday.

Monk's Blood
Number of Doses: 1 (*1 part)
Type: Contact
Onset: 1d4 rounds
Damage/Result: Death, -3d6 str, -1d6 con, save DC 42 fortitude negates
Frequency of Active Ingredient: Extremely Rare
Cost per Dose: 30,000 gp

This is not a traditional poison, as it truly is the blood of a monk. When a being as pure as an epic level monk is **slain in combat, it's blood is so pure that any chaotic creature touching it must make a save or be ravaged by his blood. One of the rarest poisons in existence, Monk's Blood will go for a pretty penny on the black market.

*A dose is one ounce of liquid, you can make as many doses of this poison as can be held in the monk's body.
**The poison only functions while said monk is dead. That means no epic level blood drives to fuel your demon killing needs.

[yellowrocket]

Andezzarite is a rare mineral toxic to living things. Often encountered mining it is crushed as it appears as small chunks of granite. Inhalation of the fine dust causes the subject to become agitated and combative. The dust also cause the subject to lose their ability to form rational arguments. They will continually go around in circles ignoring points that fully disprove their theory, or appropriating them to try to make their point.

Larger quantities can be fatal as they cause a drain on intelligence and wisdom. At a dose rate of four points per vial drain on intelligence and wisdom, reversible only by wish and miracle on a per dose basis the substance fetches a hefty price on the blackmarket due to its rarity and hard to reverse effects.

Cost :5000 platinum pieces
Dose: vial
4 points intelligence and wisdom damage.

[Zaydos]

Bleeding Sores of Iz (IZ42)

This disease, contracted at times on Avernus, inflicts the pain and suffering of the legendary Iz onto those afflicted by it. Slowly but surely those inflicted by the disease waste away wounds forming across their bodies, blood filled sores developing across their flesh.

Incubation period: 2d4 days.
Damage: 1d4+1 Constitution damage
Fortitude Save: 16
Special: Those inflicted with the Bleeding Sores of Iz suffer 1 additional point of damage each round for 1 minute or until they receive a DC 15 Heal check or at least 1 point of magical healing every time they take damage from a slashing or piercing weapon; multiple instances of this damage stack.

Paladin's Justice (Loyal Paladin)

This poison, used primarily by servants of law, has no effect upon Lawful Good creatures, and its most grievous against creatures of Chaos and Evil.

Saving Throw DC: 20
Initial Damage: None if Lawful Good, 1d3 Strength if not Lawful Good but not Chaotic or Evil, 1d4 Strength if Neutral or Lawful Evil, 1d6 Strength if Chaotic Good or Neutral, 2d6 Strength if Chaotic Evil.
Secondary Damage: None if Lawful Good, 1d3 Strength if not Lawful Good but not Chaotic or Evil, 1d4 Strength if Neutral or Lawful Evil, 1d6 Strength if Chaotic Good or Neutral, 2d6 Strength if Chaotic Evil and instantly returned to their home plane.
Cost per Dose: Umm... 500 GP???

Fel Spit (Red Fel)

Concocted only in the depths of Nessus itself, this supernatural poison corrupts the mind and will as much as the body, causing evil to flow through the afflicted.

Saving Throw DC: 22
Initial Damage: 2d6 Wisdom
Secondary Damage: Alignment becomes Evil for 1 hour (as morality undone).
Cost per Dose: 500 GP???

Neophenitis (Neopheonix0)

Usually contracted during travel through the Astral Plane either via actually traveling upon it, or the brief contact with the plane that happens during teleportation and planar travel.

Incubation period: 1d4 days.
Damage: 1d3 Dexterity, Wisdom, and Charisma damage.
Fortitude Save: 18
Special: While afflicted with Neophenitis you teleport 1d10 x 5-ft in a random direction once every 1 to 10 minutes. Neophenitis resists attempts at magical cure, requiring a DC 25 caster level check to cure with Remove Disease.

[LoyalPaladin]

Welcome back to the madness, Zaydos! Somehow we manged to get two of these threads going at once...

[Red Fel]

Fel Spit (Red Fel)

Concocted only in the depths of Nessus itself, this supernatural poison corrupts the mind and will as much as the body, causing evil to flow through the afflicted.

Saving Throw DC: 22
Initial Damage: 2d6 Wisdom
Secondary Damage: Alignment becomes Evil for 1 hour (as morality undone).
Cost per Dose: 500 GP???

Hmm. Simple enough. Subject becomes weak-willed, subject becomes mine Evil. I like it. Little pocket-sized dose, endless fun.

And I find myself inspired. Zaydos, this one's for you.

Dragonslough

This terrible disease, magical in nature, makes a Dragon a pariah among his own people.

Incubation period: 1d4 days.
Damage: See below.
Fortitude Save: 20

Only Dragons are susceptible to Dragonslough. Should the disease infect any non-Dragon creature, it immediately dissipates harmlessly.

When the disease is contracted, the Dragon must make a Fortitude save. If successful, the disease is resisted. If not, the Dragon must make a Fortitude save at the end of the incubation period. If this is successful, the Dragon has fought off the infection, and the disease leaves his system. If not, he takes an immediate 1d2 damage to all ability scores. This ability damage cannot be recovered unless the disease is successfully fought off or removed.

One month after this ability damage, and every month thereafter, the Dragon must make another Fortitude save. If he fails this save, adjust his size, ability scores, spellcasting, special qualities, special attacks, and all other aspects of his Dragonhood, as if he were one Age Category less than his present. These reductions are cumulative. If at any point he makes his monthly Fortitude save, he successfully fights off the infection, and may recover his Age Categories at a rate of one per year.

If he is reduced to an effective Wyrmling Age Category by this effect, the next failed Fortitude save has a terrible result. On a failed Fortitude save, the last vestiges of Dragonhood are painfully ripped away. The Dragon becomes a mere Human. Its type changes to Humanoid (Human, Augmented), and it loses any benefits of the Dragon type. The disease dissipates in the now-Human's body, and the changes become permanent. Any Dragon whose age is not measured in Age Categories is treated as having a Wyrmling Age Category for this purpose.

Prior to being turned into a Human, the disease can be removed by casting Wish or Remove Curse, followed by Remove Disease.

Dragons afflicted with Dragonslough are frequently ostracized, due to a fear of contagion.

[khadgar567]

Welcome back to the madness, Zaydos! Somehow we manged to get two of these threads going at once...

ow and loyals evil sister joined us she is called VirusInk and she needs great dracoliches help sir

[illyahr]

Hey IZ42, here's a little something to get you through Tuesday.

Monk's Blood
Number of Doses: 1 (*1 part)
Type: Contact
Onset: 1d4 rounds
Damage/Result: Death, -3d6 str, -1d6 con, save DC 42 fortitude negates
Frequency of Active Ingredient: Extremely Rare
Cost per Dose: 30,000 gp

This is not a traditional poison, as it truly is the blood of a monk. When a being as pure as an epic level monk is **slain in combat, it's blood is so pure that any evil creature touching it must make a save or be ravaged by his blood. One of the rarest poisons in existence, Monk's Blood will go for a pretty penny on the black market.

*A dose is one ounce of liquid, you can make as many doses of this poison as can be held in the monk's body.
**The poison only functions while said monk is dead. That means no epic level blood drives to fuel your demon killing needs.

Shouldn't that be chaotic targets? Monks don't have to be Good, but they do have to be Lawful.

[LoyalPaladin]

Shouldn't that be chaotic targets? Monks don't have to be Good, but they do have to be Lawful.

That's a fair point. I'll adjust it.

[VirusInk]

Now don't let the cranky paladin pressure you into a morality choice. Then again i would hardly be a good counsel on this decision as i just sorta gave up on having a decisive morality, it was too much of a restrictive decision.

also, what is your avatar? is that squid girl? It looks like squid girl to me but the art style is different.

Oh he's always trying to convert me to either lawful or good but it never seems to work. It makes dinner conversations pretty interesting at least.

It does kinda look like squid girl in that huh? It's actually Noel from Sora no Method. :) The icon started as a joke between LP and I haha.

Jealous?

...No. I wouldn't stoop to such a level!

[LoyalPaladin]

...No. I wouldn't stoop to such a level!

[Insert Snowbluff's screaming gif that I always lose here]

[Zaydos]

Praise Singer's Draught (Illayhr)

This ingested poison works on the speech centers of a person's brain making it so they cannot talk normally instead each and every word comes out to a musical tune. As such it is valued by those who have a distaste for mages.

Type: Ingested.
Save DC: DC 19.
Initial Damage: 1d4 Wisdom damage and inability to speak normally for 10 minutes all words coming out in a singsong which disrupts command words and the verbal components of spells that are not cast as a bard.
Secondary Damage: 2d4 Wisdom damage and inability to speak normally for 1d4 hours all words coming out in a singsong which disrupts command words and the verbal components of spells that are not cast as a bard.
Cost per Dose: 400 GP? If you haven't noticed I have no idea how to price these.

[Snowbluff]

...No. I wouldn't stoop to such a level!

Ha!

calleditcalleditcalleditcalleditcalledit

[Insert Snowbluff's screaming gif that I always lose here]

Here you go, kind sir.

You do know it's a gif of a sister who's trying to get with her brother but having a mental breakdown because the pedophile roommate rich girl is blocking her? I mean, it was funny, but I somehow find it inappropriate.

Oh me, that was a contemptible anime. The stuff I watch for the gif rights...

[LoyalPaladin]

Here you go, kind sir.

You do know it's a gif of a sister who's trying to get with her brother but having a mental breakdown because the pedophile roommate rich girl is blocking her? I mean, it was funny, but I somehow find it inappropriate.

Oh me, that was a contemptible anime. The stuff I watch for the gif rights...

Thank you for the gif. Now I sort of feel dirty for wanting to use it in the first place, though...

[Blackhawk748]

Ah crap, have we got another Dere in here???

[Snowbluff]

Despite being the internet Yandere Queen (apparently), I'm a himedere in real life. wow that sounds stupid

Thank you for the gif. Now I sort of feel dirty for wanting to use it in the first place, though...

Excellent. I feel content.

Your misery makes company. That's how the saying goes, right?

[LoyalPaladin]

Ah crap, have we got another Dere in here???

Everyone has a little dere inside them... right? RIGHT?!

Excellent. I feel content.

Your misery makes company. That's how the saying goes, right?

That's not how that goes...