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2016-03-02, 09:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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- Gridania, Eorzea
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
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2016-03-02, 09:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* I may not serve tuna melts on Wednesdays, for that is Prince Spaghetti Day.
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2016-03-02, 09:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
- Location
- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* If I can't carry it, I can't loot it.
** May no longer buy donkeys.
*** May no longer buy carts.
**** May no longer buy wheels.
***** May no longer buy planks.
****** May no longer buy logs.
******* May no longer buy pulleys.
******** May no longer but rope.
********* May no longer hire henchmen.
********** No matter how clever my plan, I cannot loot the entire castle.
*********** May no longer buy axes.
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2016-03-02, 10:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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- Gridania, Eorzea
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
************May no longer buy bags of holding.
*************May no longer buy portable holes.
**************May no longer prepare levitate.
***************May no longer prepare Tensor's floating disk.
****************May no longer prepare teleport.
*****************May no longer prepare dimension door.
******************May no longer prepare giant's strength.
*******************May not get around any of the above with potions/scrolls/wands/etc.
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2016-03-02, 10:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
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2016-03-02, 10:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
Depends on edition. In 3.5, they're invariably women, as Lolth only tests her clergy, who are not allowed to be male. But are allowed to be Wizards and Sorcerers without a level of Cleric. (Scorrow, on the other hand, are allowed to be male or female, because Vulkoor doesn't discriminate. Vulkoor best Drow god.) In Pathfinder, either are allowed to become driders, where females are black widows below the waistline, and males are tarantula. Oh, and the male's fangs become mandibles, which is rather awkward when the females just develop fangs in their humanoid mouths.
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2016-03-02, 02:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
- Location
- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
If at anypoint in time I can best be described as "One of everything Herekles killed," my monster PC is banned.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2016-03-02, 02:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2016
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
*May no longer take Leadership as a Broodmother Conjuror with levels in Cleric, Control Undead, Animate Dead and a warhorse, and give each and every single one of my minions a separate nickname.
Last edited by Gallade; 2016-03-02 at 02:46 PM.
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2016-03-02, 06:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
*Forgotten Beasts are not acceptable homebrew-monster sources.
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2016-03-02, 08:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
- Location
- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* When the party succeeds we should not have a 3 hour planning session on how to deal with it.
** Must stop expecting to fail.
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2016-03-02, 08:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2005
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- Terra Ephemera
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
*** Unless we start expecting to fail at failing.
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2016-03-02, 08:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
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2016-03-02, 11:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
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2016-03-03, 09:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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- Gridania, Eorzea
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2016-03-03, 10:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
*Dwarves did not go extinct because of housecats.
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2016-03-03, 10:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
** Wizards managed to avoid extinction in spite of housecats, the dwarves have no excuse.
Last edited by goto124; 2016-03-03 at 10:18 AM.
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2016-03-03, 10:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
- Location
- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* My ranger should not have +9 to hit at second level.
** Cannot point out that I have no reason not to take Sharpshooter ASAP, as it upgrades my damage to 1d8+15 before Hunter's Mark.
*** Should not be dealing more DPR than that raging Barbarian.
* Just because I can hit a random peasant on the other side of the city blindfolded, standing on one leg, singing the hedgehog song, balancing a pot on my head, undoing knots with my other foot, aiming for the voonerables, and facing the other direction unless I roll a one, I should not put this into practice.
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2016-03-03, 02:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
******Don't forget it self-replicates in water and is harder to remove than radioactive waste. We're talking an extinction-level grey goo scenario if it gets into the ocean.
*******Then again, this is from the game where rain that melts the flesh from your bones, then reanimates your now-contaminated skeleton to hunt down the survivors hiding underground, is all part of the weekly forecast in certain regions of the world.
********Don't use anything from Dwarf Fortress unless you want to simulate an apocalyptic setting in progress
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2016-03-03, 03:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2016
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2016-03-03, 05:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2014
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2016-03-03, 05:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
The wizards get killed by cats directly via claws and teeth. With
dorfsdwarves, it's something else entirely.
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2016-03-03, 06:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* Engineers do not have to wear stovepipe hats.
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2016-03-03, 06:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2016
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* My Level One Psionic Rogue shall not be able to have the ability to hit anything on a roll of a 1 whilst hidden
** When he has a higher hide bonus than the other sneak even with the -20 from sniping, I must rethink the character design
*** "There's no way he can make the save, and watching him panic is funny" is not a valid reason for Disableing the Barbarian
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2016-03-03, 08:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
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2016-03-04, 02:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
************Besides, I thought we all mutually agreed that 682 was double keter, or in other words the inevitable end of all SCPs less dangerous than itself in addition to all non-SCP life on the planet.
*************If in D&D, even wizards. Especially wizards actually, because they're targeted first.Most people see a half orc and and think barbarian warrior. Me on the other hand? I think secondary trap handler and magic item tester. Also I'm not allowed to trick the next level one wizard into starting a fist fight with a house cat no matter how annoying he is.
Yes I know it's sarcasm. It's a joke. Pale green is for snarking
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2016-03-04, 08:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
Well, you know what they say about million-to-one chances cropping up nine times out of ten...
Spoiler: explanation
It has to do with how pets are chosen by the game.
Ordinarily in DF, a dorf selects a pet from nearby animals that aren't caged and aren't already assigned to anyone (e.g., stray dogs), or from one that's been assigned to them (e.g., war dogs).
Cats, however, assign themselves to a dorf instead. They can't be assigned to or adopted by a dorf otherwise. This is not a bug; they're coded that way deliberately. This has led to the running joke that it's mind-control.
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2016-03-04, 09:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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- Gridania, Eorzea
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
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2016-03-04, 09:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* Cannot allow PCs to play Templars.
** When the entire city is in the jail, their superiors will start noticing.
* Cannot ask each player why their character is part of a trade caravan from Galg to Tyr.
** The campaign cannot be the PCs dealing with the aftermath of Kalak's death.
*** Cannot have the PCs going the other way either.
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2016-03-04, 10:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
DM rules
* - When a new player creates a character that will trip another character's berserk buttons, you should warn someone.
** - No matter how amusing it may be.
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2016-03-04, 11:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
In a WWII game, if riding in a troop transport plane i am not allowed to kill the pilot because "its more fun to jump from a crashing plane"