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    Funny story, less than two hours after seeing the poster I read the comic that it came from.

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    Funny story, less than two hours after seeing the poster I read the comic that it came from.

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    There you go! Link!
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    That sounds funny. Link?
    Or, alternately, the start of Sword Interval is here, but I don't know where the quote is in its 500 pages.

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    Or, alternately, the start of Sword Interval is here, but I don't know where the quote is in its 500 pages.

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    Nitpick: I thought "abortion of science" was the Abberation type?
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    Eh, it's 50-50 but aberrations seem to tend towards "natural" lovecraftian monsters (ex. Aboleths, mind-flayers), while many of the artifical "a wizard did it" creatures are magical beasts (ex. disenchanters, owlbears).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doorhandle View Post
    Eh, it's 50-50 but aberrations seem to tend towards "natural" lovecraftian monsters (ex. Aboleths, mind-flayers), while many of the artifical "a wizard did it" creatures are magical beasts (ex. disenchanters, owlbears).
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    Yup its why the aberrants also do things like barf up there young like beholders and other such things
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    Yup its why the aberrants also do things like barf up there young like beholders and other such things
    In 5e they just start dreaming each other into existence.
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    Been there with four dragons before. Good times.
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    Once randomly looked up, point at a cloud and said "dragon!" as the DM was rolling for a random encounter. And suddenly dragon.
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    Context, please? Don't even know what KSP stands for tbh...
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    Not 100% sure, but I'm fairly certain its Kerbal Space Program.
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    Quote Originally Posted by danielxcutter View Post
    Context, please? Don't even know what KSP stands for tbh...
    It stands for Kerbal Space Program, a great game featuring crazy rockets, dangerously high g-forces, and wonderful planets to explore.

    The celestial bodies in the picture are, starting from the top left:

    LG: Duna, a mars-like planet that's really easy to get to and serves as a large source of science in the mid-game. It's tidally locked to its giant rocky moon.
    NG: Gilly, a tiny asteroid orbiting the game's Venus analogue. It's incredibly easy to land on and take off from.
    CG: Laythe, a watery moon with an oxygen atmosphere orbiting a gas giant. Very fun to go to, even though it doesn't make a lot of sense physics-wise.
    LN: The Mun, which is basically our moon. Hard to land on, especially at first, but a great source of science.
    TN: Eeloo, a Pluto analogue. The most boring place ever, and hard to reach on top of that.
    CN: Minmus, the starting planet's second moon. Eccentric orbit and irregular terrain, but about as easy to land on as the Mun.
    LE: Tylo, a planet-sized moon in orbit around the aforementioned gas giant. A nightmare to land on due to high gravity and an utter lack of atmosphere, but a great source of gravity assists.
    NE: Moho, the game's Mercury equivalent. Nearly impossible to reach, also once you're there your rocket starts melting.
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    Ah, I see. That's amusing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inevitability View Post
    In 5e they just start dreaming each other into existence.
    Nah Beholders barf up baby versions
    Mindflayers are born as slugs in the fluid of the brain guys and then get implanted into a persons skull
    Aboleths kind of will them-self pregnant.
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    CN: Minmus, the starting planet's second moon. Eccentric orbit and irregular terrain, but about as easy to land on as the Mun.
    IIRC, the consensus is that even with it's eccentricity, Minmus is considerably easier to get to than the Mun. The lower gravity is a serious game changer.
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    IIRC, the consensus is that even with it's eccentricity, Minmus is considerably easier to get to than the Mun. The lower gravity is a serious game changer.
    For advanced players, perhaps, but newer players will have a lot of trouble with its small gravity well and inclined orbit.
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    In 5e they just start dreaming each other into existence.
    Quote Originally Posted by Vknight View Post
    Nah Beholders barf up baby versions
    Mindflayers are born as slugs in the fluid of the brain guys and then get implanted into a persons skull
    Aboleths kind of will them-self pregnant.
    The 5e thing with dreams is only for beholders.

    And I really like it. It means you can throw all manners of beholderkin in the vicinity of a beholder.

    Did the beholder have trouble digesting yesterday's lobster? Here comes an eye of the deep.

    Is the beholder worried about nearby vampires? Here comes a death kiss.

    Was the beholder's sleep troubled by a certain other aberration's particular speech? Here comes a lesser gibbering orb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inevitability View Post
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    CN: Minmus, the starting planet's second moon. Eccentric orbit and irregular terrain, but about as easy to land on as the Mun. *Snip*
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    IIRC, the consensus is that even with it's eccentricity, Minmus is considerably easier to get to than the Mun. The lower gravity is a serious game changer.
    For advanced players, perhaps, but newer players will have a lot of trouble with its small gravity well and inclined orbit.
    Minmus has a 6 degree inclination, but a perfectly circular orbit (eccentricity = 0). It's easier to get to than the Mun in the early game because despite having a orbital radius about 4x that of the Mun, the lower gravity means you can get from a low kerbin orbit there and back to a LKO with about 2/3 the delta v as you need for the moon. The lower surface gravity also makes it much more forgiving (0.05g vs 0.17g).

    KSP is a great game, I highly recommend it for anyone and everyone over the age of 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vknight View Post
    Nah Beholders barf up baby versions
    Mindflayers are born as slugs in the fluid of the brain guys and then get implanted into a persons skull
    Aboleths kind of will them-self pregnant.
    aren't mindflayers from the far future?

    as in nobody knows how mindflayers were created yet they know they will at some point

    which is why aboleths are so freaked out be them, the aboleths know of everything in existance, from the gods on and from what they know the mindflayers were suddenly just there, no explanation

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