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    You made me chuckle in class.
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    Spoiler: A joke about Courtly Love, I think?
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    HAW! I am so using that if a future girlfriend makes that demand.
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    HAW! I am so using that if a future girlfriend makes that demand.
    Mean but hilarious.


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    Saw that one on the CK2 forums, always a classic.
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    Spoilers for a twenty year old game, I guess?

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    Maybe you should say which twenty year old game? Like:
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    Assumedly the same level that would let you craft either a living vault, or that would let you make a effigy of the actual genius loci monster in the Epic Level Handbook. So, level 21 if you spellcraft is really high.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doorhandle View Post
    Assumedly the same level that would let you craft either a living vault, or that would let you make a effigy of the actual genius loci monster in the Epic Level Handbook. So, level 21 if you spellcraft is really high.
    Another way of doing it is to make an intelligent magical trap, and hook it up with a whole bunch of other magical traps and give the intelligent trap the ability to set off all of the smaller traps. (maybe by having it cast arcane mark in some enclosed room, with the other trap designed to set off when it detects the arcane mark). This also lets generations of sparks artificers add little bits and pieces, even if they aren't very high level.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randomguy View Post
    Another way of doing it is to make an intelligent magical trap, and hook it up with a whole bunch of other magical traps and give the intelligent trap the ability to set off all of the smaller traps. (maybe by having it cast arcane mark in some enclosed room, with the other trap designed to set off when it detects the arcane mark). This also lets generations of sparks artificers add little bits and pieces, even if they aren't very high level.
    That works, I guess. Neato!
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    'Cause there's a lot of it in here.









    To be fair, the elf mage here had a pretty lunatic plan at one point as well. The only sane one is the halfling.




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    That works, I guess. Neato!
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    'Cause there's a lot of it in here.









    To be fair, the elf mage here had a pretty lunatic plan at one point as well. The only sane one is the halfling.




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    For some reason this feels really fitting; I got a mental image of a bunch of psions setting up a LAN party.

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    Well, there went my afternoon. I'd never heard of Dungeon Meshi before, and had to run off and read it.
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    That made me laugh.

    Well, there went my afternoon. I'd never heard of Dungeon Meshi before, and had to run off and read it.
    And that was my reaction to the last set of motivations from the same series.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doorhandle View Post
    hope you like Dungeon Meshi
    Well, I do now. Thank you for introducing it to me!

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    An old one of mine that seems relevant:

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    That works, I guess. Neato!
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    'Cause there's a lot of it in here.









    To be fair, the elf mage here had a pretty lunatic plan at one point as well. The only sane one is the halfling.




    Case in point...(although this worked pretty much perfectly.)











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    Dungeon Meshi makes for the best demotivators. Every chapter has a few you could make.



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    More like Monk vs. Barbarian...
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