D&D Demotivators X: X Never marks the spot

[goto124]

It used to be common back in the good ol' days, I tell you...

*incoherent old grognard ramblings*

[Rater202]

It's not called common because the sense is common, it's called common because it's about common things.

[Jay R]

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"Common sense is for commoners."
-- Louis XIII, The Musketeers

[PersonMan]

Combine those two, and you get a noble-born tracker who pauses in the middle of the woods, halting the party, and sniffs the air slowly. They turn around say "We're not alone. I smell...peasants."

[GuesssWho]

Combine those two, and you get a noble-born tracker who pauses in the middle of the woods, halting the party, and sniffs the air slowly. They turn around say "We're not alone. I smell...peasants."

The peasants are revolting?

It's guys like that that get rightfully hung up by their figgins, you know.

[MReav]

Hey, can someone help me, I'm looking for a motivator that was something along the lines of "Legacy Characters - The daughter of Fistbeard Beardfist" and an anime girl with hair hands.

[Draconium]

Hey, can someone help me, I'm looking for a motivator that was something along the lines of "Legacy Characters - The daughter of Fistbeard Beardfist" and an anime girl with hair hands.

This one?

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(I literally just Googled "Legacy Characters Demotivator to get that, BTW.)

[Belac93]

Hey, can someone help me, I'm looking for a motivator that was something along the lines of "Legacy Characters - The daughter of Fistbeard Beardfist" and an anime girl with hair hands.

Here ya go. If you just searched that up, it comes up right away on images.

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EDIT: Damn dragon ninjas!

[MReav]

This one?

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(I literally just Googled "Legacy Characters Demotivator to get that, BTW.)

Dammit, when I tried daughter of Fistbeard Beardfist, I got nothing. Guess I went for specific and overlooked to obvious.

Thanks.

[Draconium]

Spoiler: I realized something today...

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Yeah, I know it's not 100% accurate, but it still strangely fits...

[A Tad Insane]

Well damn, here I went to all the trouble to make a motivator to bump the thread, but someone already bumped WITH motivator.

I'm not sure how I feel about that

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[alanek2002]

Well damn, here I went to all the trouble to make a motivator to bump the thread, but someone already bumped WITH motivator.

I'm not sure how I feel about that

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Ooh; art looks interesting. Source?

[Ninja_Prawn]

So, I'm kinda new to this whole 'demotivators' business, but I've been lurking, so I figure I owe some tax...

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[Draconium]

So, I'm kinda new to this whole 'demotivators' business, but I've been lurking, so I figure I owe some tax...

Spoiler: Tax

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Spoiler: I see your demotivator...

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And match it with my own.

[Ninja_Prawn]

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[A Tad Insane]

Ooh; art looks interesting. Source?

sleepless domain

[Silus]

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[ShadowFighter15]

Couple I just whipped up.

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Based on this story from Technical Readout 3039:

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Busosenshi Sandy “Turtle” Porter: Piloting one of the two modified Hunchback chassis [modified to mount then-prototype Gauss Rifles in-place of their normal Autocannon/20s] utilised by the Ninth Ghosts, Porter became known for her ’Mech spending more time on its back than standing during battle. Things became so bad that Porter had the Ninth’s techs redistribute her ’Mech’s armour to strengthen the rear torso. She would also prop her machine against buildings and large trees when firing, though it seemed to only break the trees and destroy buildings. Despite these problems, Busosenshi Porter enjoyed the modification to her machine (nicknamed “Five Chances”) and was saddened by the order to change it back to its original configuration.

[Gallade]

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[Braininthejar2]

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[Braininthejar2]

Trying to save the thread...

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[Andezzar]

I don't have a fitting picture, but this would be the other side of the coin:
Ocular Tenser's Transformation - sometimes you just have to deny your enemy's spellcasting

[Âmesang]

Let me just dump everything I've got…

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[ShadowFighter15]

For Exalted fans:

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[thorr-kan]

A new one, courtesy of Peelee, in the OOTS #1035 - The Discussion Thread:

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[Deepbluediver]

So are we allowed to make ... requests?

Personally I've always felt the need to plaster boobs on snake-people, lizardfolk, and anything non-mammalian is ridiculous. Can I request that someone posts something to confirm/deny or simply in this theme?

It's not called common because the sense is common, it's called common because it's about common things.

I kinda want to add that to my signature.

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Not gonna lie- this one was saved to the "funny stuff that I would never show my parents" folder on my computer.

[Rater202]

I kinda want to add that to my signature.

Go on ahead.

[Yanisa]

So are we allowed to make ... requests?

Personally I've always felt the need to plaster boobs on snake-people, lizardfolk, and anything non-mammalian is ridiculous. Can I request that someone posts something to confirm/deny or simply in this theme?

I was reminded of this comic, so it seems the giant agrees. Let's see if I can do something funny with it.

First up a random one from the internet:

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And I few I made

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[cavalieredraghi]

Well for Dragonborn before 4e and on it made sense. Dragonborn were not born but made through magical ritual from a person of another race.

[Sydonai]

Well for Dragonborn before 4e and on it made sense. Dragonborn were not born but made through magical ritual from a person of another race.

4E Dragonborn are Monotremes rather than reptiles.
And that "reptile" in the third pic looks like a Brood.
Not to mentions that most Batman villains have that "I was once a (Wo)man!" thing going on.