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    This is taxing.

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    With regards to Facebook.

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    Imagine if all real-world conversations were like internet D&D conversations...
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    I see your bard and raise you a gleeman!

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    I'm still curious what that image was originally from.
    The OoM one comes from a comic called Prague Race.
    On a quest to marry Asmodeus, lord of the Nine Hells, or die trying.

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    "I speak with a voice that will never move others, I speak with a passion that will never be heard." - Kreia, KOTOR II

    "I must remind them of the drama of it all." - V, V for Vendetta

    Well, what's it goin' tae be, lads? Shall ay fid'le th' fid'le er fid'le yer innards?

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    Heh, I'd rather have a synthesist summoner in my player group than a normal summoner. Synthesist is much better balanced
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milo v3 View Post
    Heh, I'd rather have a synthesist summoner in my player group than a normal summoner. Synthesist is much better balanced
    The problem with synths is not that they are more powerful but they tend to invite cheesers (7s for physical stats, 24/7 eidolon form) AND most rulings are so unclear that even PFS doesn't allow them. Or how else would you explain that Wizards are allowed, Summoners are allowed but Synths are not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sporeegg View Post
    The problem with synths is not that they are more powerful but they tend to invite cheesers (7s for physical stats, 24/7 eidolon form) AND most rulings are so unclear that even PFS doesn't allow them. Or how else would you explain that Wizards are allowed, Summoners are allowed but Synths are not?
    Synthesist is indeed both held together by FAQs and duct tape, and a return of the dump-all-physicals that Paizo tried to avoid with the new polymorph rules.

    The concept is cool, I just wish it was its own, better-designed class.

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    Payin me taxes

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    Neutral Good Human Druid/Wizard (2nd/1st Level)


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    Dexterity- 9
    Constitution- 11
    Intelligence- 15
    Wisdom- 13
    Charisma- 14

    Smash a wizard's spell component puch, and he turns into a commoner in a dress.
    Smash a cleric's holy symbol, and he turns into an expert without the skillpoints.
    Smash a druid's divine focus, and he turns into a dire triceratops and stomps on you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by animevacker1045 View Post
    Payin me taxes

    There we go. The URL you had in the IMG tags was for the page hosting the image, not the image itself (which is what IMG tags need).
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    Brilliant D&D song from Aussie comedy band Tripod.
    If anyone can find a better-quality version of that, let me know.

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    You know what we need here?

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    How much terrain does the forty foot long, flying, fire breathing lizard which may or may not have magic consider its domain?

    As much as it god damn wants.
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    Or maybe, i dont know... adoption?
    Don't be ridiculous. We need those orphans...
    If at any point you notice mistakes in my English, please let me know, I am always looking to improve.

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    Plot twist: the tarrasque is a Titanic porcupine.
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    Hey just a quick question on this thread. Am I allowed to have or use other sites to host demotivators? I've already posted a bunch on my tumblr and would make it easier to link that to here then make another profile on another site. That also will pay tax soon, it's just this thread needs me to have a few more post on here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chaoschronicler View Post
    Hey just a quick question on this thread. Am I allowed to have or use other sites to host demotivators? I've already posted a bunch on my tumblr and would make it easier to link that to here then make another profile on another site. That also will pay tax soon, it's just this thread needs me to have a few more post on here.
    Since giantitp doesn't host images at all, so far as I know, you kinda have to. Unless tumblr's TOS forbids it, I'd imagine those would be fine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelb_Panthera View Post
    Since giantitp doesn't host images at all, so far as I know, you kinda have to. Unless tumblr's TOS forbids it, I'd imagine those would be fine.
    Don't see anything on the TOS. I guess it should be alright considering that the demotivators I've been posting for the past couple of days are of my own creation. It's just that I want to use my blog instead of making another profile on the hundreds of others I already have on other sites.

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    Steaming fresh batch of demotivators, fresh from Warframe
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    I always thought understanding Scottish required a fort save vs. Alcohol poisoning.
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    Hipsterdin- Smiting Heathens before it was cool.
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    See, this wouldn't happen if you were a Zweihander Sentinel Warder with Silver Crane. You'd have a 60 ft. fly speed with good maneuverability, DR and glowing pants as early as level 8.

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    A few taxes for the demotivator god :
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    I'm sure a better caption can be written for the second one, but I didn't found it.

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    Kill Six Billion Demons is still great:

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    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

    One does not simply make Shotgun Gauntlets or Rocket Boots in D&D.
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    More like warforged Sacred Fist.
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    Undyne is clearly a Soulknife; she's summoning those spears. Maybe a Soulknife/Fighter [Armored Hulk]
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    So, I decided to start watching One Piece recently.

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    As much as it god damn wants.
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    Kill! Six! Billion! Demons!

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    Hey, someone finally made a poster out of that quote. I'm glad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cluedrew View Post
    Hey, someone finally made a poster out of that quote. I'm glad.
    It's great, isn't it?

    For those curious now, I'll save you the trouble of looking it up:


    "YISUN was questioned once by their disciples at their speaking house. The questions were the following:
    ‘What is the ultimate reason for existence?’
    To which YISUN replied, ‘Self-deception.’
    ‘How can a man live in perfect harmony?’
    To which YISUN replied, ‘Non-existence.’
    ‘What is the ultimate result of all action?’
    To which YISUN replied, ‘Futility.’
    ‘How best can we serve your will?’
    To which YISUN replied, ‘Kindly ignore my first three answers.’ ”

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    "I speak with a voice that will never move others, I speak with a passion that will never be heard." - Kreia, KOTOR II

    "I must remind them of the drama of it all." - V, V for Vendetta

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    Kill! Six! Billion! Demons!

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    Are those all from the same comic? If so, what's it called?
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    To Morph Bark: Kill Six Billion Demons; I'm not quite sure how to describe it, so just go give it a shot.

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