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2016-03-14, 04:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-03-14, 04:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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2016-03-14, 05:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh no, I was the only one with demon summoning books (I was a kook trying to become a priest, with a bad reputation among the clergy). We were part of a demon hunting investigative squad, so the book was used for research and helping to keep demons still while we banished them. It was sanctioned and updated by the church as an aid.
Out of interest, we came across many demon summoning for dummies books during the game. Including once where we accidentally gave them to the police and I snuck one out so our superior could have a look.
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2016-03-14, 09:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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400) Sword of Greyskull: Once a day, the user may hold the sword over their head and yell "by the power of Greyskull, I have power" and have their clothes turn into spandex
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-03-14, 10:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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401: Sword of Gayskull
As Sword of Greyskull, but the spandex has sequins and is rainbow-colored.
402: Sword of Bayskull
As Sword of Greyskull, but when held overhead it causes a series of really impressive explosions to occur nearby.
403: Sword of Grayskull
As Sword of Greyskull, but uses American spelling.
404: Sword of Flambéskull
As Sword of Greyskull, but the spandex is on fire and delicious.
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2016-03-14, 11:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by 8BitNinja; 2016-03-14 at 11:19 PM.
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-03-14, 11:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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406) Sword of Skull: As Sword of Greyskull, but the spandex is nothing but skulls and more skulls.
Last edited by goto124; 2016-03-14 at 11:56 PM.
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2016-03-15, 12:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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2016-03-15, 01:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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408. Plus fours daggers. No combat bonuses, but they do magically conceal themselves in any form of golfing trouser.
This may seem like a useful pair of magical hidden weapons, Until you forget they are there and sit down.
Also we seem to be missing items 379 through 399....Last edited by Mister Tom; 2016-03-15 at 01:44 AM.
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2016-03-15, 02:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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2016-03-15, 09:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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411: Manual of manual-writing. When read, grants knowledge on the creation of Manuals of manual-writing, then degrades into dust. One author may have only one Manual of manual-writing active at once, and writing another while a previous manual is active causes the new manual to immediately degrade into dust.
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2016-03-15, 09:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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412) Greeting Card of Lenin: Appears to be a normal Mother's Day greeting card, until the switch that comes with it is activated, and it starts leading constructs in making a communist government
A +5 High Five to anyone who gets the reference
413) Post 379 to 399: Acts like a normal post, but is invisisbleLast edited by 8BitNinja; 2016-03-15 at 09:46 AM.
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-03-15, 07:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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I think you mean:
413: Pumpkin of Spontaneous Ontological Failure: What pumpkin?
Anyway,
414: Orb of Awesomeness: Makes all your actions 20% more awesome. This doesn't provide any mechanical benefit, just extra coolness.
415: Amulet of Imposter Detection: Glows if within 20 ft of someone who is pretending to be someone else. Unfortunately, roleplaying qualifies as "pretending to be someone else".
416: Scrub's Flour: When brought into contact with exceptionally cheesy characters, explodes violently for 1d6 damage per handful per level of the cheesy character. One handful fills a 5 ft cube when tossed into the air.
417: Helmet of Curse Protection: When worn, automatically censors out profanity before it can reach your ears.Prince Fraternal of Pudding, Snuzzlepal, Feezy Squeez Lover, MP, Member of The Most Noble And Ancient Order Of St. George, King of Gae Parabolae.
Lego Ergo Sum
"Everyone's cute if you just look at them the right way"~Rebekah Patton Durham, Princess of Pudding.
"If they have stats, we can kill them... I'd like to point out that we also have stats..." ~ PhoenixGuard09.
Warhammer 40K: Where the faction that is a cross between the Inquisition and Space Nazis are the good guys.
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2016-03-15, 07:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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418: The Guns of Wu:
Whenever you roll a critical with these pistols, a flock of doves flies by behind you regardless of location or unlikelihood.
419: Helm of Farsight
Makes you farsighted.
420: Ganja's Gauntlets
Like, increases the damage deal by blunt weapons, dude. Hehehehehehe.
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2016-03-15, 07:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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421. Wind of Washing.
Wand has 3+2d12 charges and is activated by gentle wafting motion. May only be used in combat and must be cast at clothed enemy creature. Use of the wand bestows a choice* of pleasing* scent on the target* that lasts all day*. The wand's effects do not have a saving throw and can only be dispelled by Greater Dispel Magic or limited wish.
*Outcome is dependant on dice rolls, although DMs are encouraged to use the same roll for each outcome
Scent roll (d12) Scent released
1-3 Citrus burst
4-5 Soothing Lavender
6-7. Sensual Ylang**
8-9. Pine Glade
10 Winter Jasmine
11 Mint Zinger
12. Fermenting Skunk Offal
Guaranteed at least 50% Ylang Ylang
Target roll (d12) creature(s) affected
1-8. Target Monster
9-11. Caster
12. d4 random caster allies
Duration roll (d12) duration
1-8. That number of rounds
9-11. Until sundown
12 Permanent.Last edited by Mister Tom; 2016-03-15 at 07:58 PM.
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2016-03-15, 08:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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422. Weathervane of contrariness
Its Eldrich power causes it to point away from the prevailing wind direction.
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2016-03-16, 02:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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2016-03-16, 06:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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2016-03-16, 09:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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423) Scroll of Unseen Assassin: When the scroll is read, an unseen servant will appear and kill you and anyone within a 1 mile radius of you
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-03-16, 09:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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2016-03-16, 10:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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2016-03-16, 10:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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GM: Your alignment is now Evil
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2016-03-16, 10:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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2016-03-16, 10:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Wouldn't it be more evil to use it to kill your allies, though?
424) Helm of Forget It: If a character has performed an action that opposes their alignment in the last 48 hours, the character can wear this helmet to erase all memories of said action.Last edited by goto124; 2016-03-16 at 10:42 AM.
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2016-03-16, 10:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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Possible 425. Did anyone mention the Disarming Dagger? Whenever you attack someone while wielding it, you automatically disarm yourself (either you lose the second weapon you have, or you lose the dagger itself).
Possible 426. ...or Blade of Hiding? Whenever you want to draw it, you find out it has sneaked out and is hidden somewhere.
Possible 427. ...Rapier of Witty Insults? It is a cursed item, that inflicts a huge penalty on your attacks as it dodges the defender, but it will continuously insult your fighting style.Last edited by Lacco; 2016-03-16 at 10:44 AM.
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Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune
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2016-03-16, 10:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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428. Wand of limited fish.
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2016-03-16, 01:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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429) Belt of Truth: the wearer always tells the truth, and they expose all their secrets, The belt must be put on willingly for the effect to work
430) Shield of the Leprechaun: A small shield only big enough for a Leprechaun to wield, shield is made of bits of green clothing and doesn't work well for a shield
431) Flute of Summoning: Playing the flute summons the maker to you. This would be useful, but I am the one who made it
432) Ocarina of the Red Mercenary: Upon playing the Ocarina, the TF2 RED mercenaries will be called to you and will kill you
433) Lute of Boredom: Playing this lute will make you very bored
434)Banjo of Banjo: The Banjo of the puppet god, doesn't do anything because it is held by a puppet, but it's still magicalI'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-03-16, 01:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Reminiscent of the green clarinet of embarrassing truths...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e7aaw4g2tJo
435) +3 chain mail: upon reading this letter the recipient must make their will save otherwise they feel compelled to make three copies of the letter and give them to other party members, plot critical NPCs or wandering monsters. Do not break the chain. One adventurer broke the chain and 94 turns later was killed by a soldier ant while hallucinating. DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN.Last edited by Mister Tom; 2016-03-16 at 01:58 PM.
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2016-03-16, 02:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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436 wand of circular negation: 2d4 charges. Can be used to negate the effects of another wand of circular negation. CANNOT be used to negate its own effects.
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2016-03-16, 02:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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