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    Default What's on the Shelf: 1001 Essays, Treatises, and Books on Magic

    Ever have your PCs vanquish the Evil WizardTM, and then they ask what's in his extensive library? "Uh, well, there's his spellbook, of course. I mean spellbooks (he's got several), and, uh, something on Necromancy, probably." Wouldn't it be great to have a list of books ready to hand?

    The titles are listed in the order they appear in this thread. We now have over 1000 titles of varying levels of seriousness.
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    0001: The Art of Necromancy – Kezmebal
    0002: Kadul’s Transmutation – Aman Kadul
    0003: Alchemy and Artifacy – Dhoari Sehnisal (translated from Elven by Bartholomew Cubbins)
    0004: Raelechan's Treatise of Basic Thaumaturgy - Raelechan Ka'elle, Archmage of Golden City
    0005: Ley Lines on the Old Continent - Gorinuza the Explorer
    0006: Explanation of Maahali Gestures as Used in Spellcasting - Parinis Woraquan
    0007: Kompendijum ov Advansedad Madgikz - Hoffgar the Half-orc
    0008: Fighting Pimples With Magic - An Herbalist's Guide to Looking Good and Loving Yourself, By Hamal Sezanni
    0009: Mental Power. Why You Don't Need to Be a Psion to Get Things Done - By Rodof Meklituch, Order of the Green Star
    0010: Call of the Wight - By Black Abandon
    0011: Inferno. What I Saw: Risks and Opportunities, By Aeneas Trojan
    0012: Vanitas Viventium: Aut Flavii Coracis De Inutili Humatione
    0013: Displacer Stew, or Cooking with Magical Beasts by Correlon Silvanis
    0014: Charm Person! 1001 Tips and Tricks to Make Your Sex Life Magical by Magister Velus
    0015: A Guide to Hunting Dragons by Velius Greenleaf (Translated from Elven by Bennis Alderman)
    0016: Why Elves are Idiots by Vrethinaxilus (Translated from Draconic by Bennis Alderman)
    0017: Necromancy and You! by Kladus the Bloody
    0018: Sigils of the fifth order, elemental properties, and principals of non-interaction - Percival Boonth, Mage guide registrar of Wildoak
    0019: So you want to play with fire: An evoker's primer - Howell Kneknet
    0020: Magical threats of the outer planes - Anonymous
    0021: Lead into Gold - Meetwak Bolitar
    0022: An analysis of the thinning membrane between the prime material and elemental planes in specific localized areas as evidenced through rigorous experimentation and short sojourns through the ethereal plane - Feezle Boddycock, Mage in good standing of the College of Springmill, Eleventh circle, dues paid in full.
    0023: Magic in the Ancient World - Fritz Graf
    0024: The Occult in Mediaeval Europe - Maxwell-Stuart
    0025: Magic in the Middle Ages - Kieckhefer
    0026: Magic, Witchcraft and Ghosts - Ogdln
    0027: ΘΩΘ Handbook of Alchemy and Thaumaturgy: 93rd Edition - J. Frost, ed.
    0028: Almanac of Supernatural Phenomena - A. Quillin
    0029: Introduction to Golem Engineering - F. Simon, H. Sharpe
    0030: Not Good Enough: My Life as an Intelligent Zombie, by Ron the Zombie and Frost Haklebet
    0031: Light and Darkness: An Opposition Reexamined, by Cangrande Visconti
    0032: The Cloth of Man: New Procedures in Skin Tissue Preservation and Reuse. Records of the Eight Necromantic Symposium of Mebion, edited by Drum Tibia.
    0033: Can We Raise Vegetables? Current Discoveries, by Phrenikos Azobiou.
    0034: Eternal Servants: Loss of Self in Intelligent Undead, by Drum Tibia.
    0035: The Blood Flower. An Pamphlet Regarding The Caucasus Crocus and Prometheus' Torment as Described in Lucan's Pharsalia, by Maul of the Forge.
    0036: Their Pain, Your Gain: Sufferance Harvesting and Optimization of Torture, by Semele Hacker.
    0037: A Few Recent Discoveries Concerning Flying Undead, by Blodwyn Infaneg.
    0038: Undead and the Sun, by Fulk Fitzhook.
    0039: How I Killed Your Servants: Adalgise Marhon's Memoires from the first Wantenian Crusade. By Adalgise Marhon and Sept Belief.
    0040: The Honourbound Weakness. Why Honour Needs to Be Substituted By Greed. By Frost Haklebeth
    0041: Theories on the Cause of Genius Loci - Tene Handlen.
    0042: Implications of Subatomic Physics on the Process of Transmutation - Nicolette Gensly.
    0043: Living Cities: a Failed Hypothesis or Merely Against the Biases of the Visual Counsel? - Andrew Kral.
    0044: The Importance of the Eye in Spellcasting: a Review of the Differences between Seeing and Blind Mages - Ignatius Belslem
    0045: Empty Matter and Probability Travel - Chloe Zell
    0046: The Pelor Delusion - J. Nalth
    0047: Guild Mages Hate Her! This Mage Halved the Time of a Mass Teleportation and You'll Never Guess How! - Sanford Biriliu.
    0048: Using Magic for Fun and Profit by C. L. Kelus
    0049: Understanding the Outer Planes by Tan Ari
    0050: Why Evocation Isn't Useless by Mal Main
    0051: 'Abusing the power of Charm Person.' By Hair Asment
    0052: 'Dead? Not anymore!' By G.P. Gravemonger
    0053: 'Illusions 101. No more reality!.' By F.P.F.S.D.A.Q.C. Draflacondit, gnomish professor.
    0054: 'Classification and Uses of the Magical Beasts of the Material Plane' by Kazin Olsten
    0055: 'Alternate Roads to Immortality: Vestigial Existance, Transmutation, and Psionic Sandwiches', a series of essays by members of the Emerald Eye
    0056: 'Moral Considerations in the Use of Ninth Circle Spells' by Lyra Tanglefoot, First Maegister of the Purple Tower
    0057: 'Fun with Fundamentals: a Primer on Prestidigitation' by Professor Patrick Paarman
    0058: 'Dewey Decimal System vs. Bugsby's Retrieving Hand: A Taxonomy Of Cataloging Techniques For The Studied Spellcaster' by Millicent Anriganta
    0059: 'First Things First: an extensive checklist for making checklists and ordering your life' by Prof. Scintilla
    0060: 'Reducing nullification of orthothaumaturgic effects in Karano-Semanski fields' by Dr. Kilindash
    0061: 'The flesh-eating creatures of the Katalo Valley and how to avoid them' by Captain Shiro
    0062: '12 uses of dragon blood (free lemon drop included)' by Prof. [unreadable]
    0063: 'The Glorious Life and More Glorious Undeath of Kazabo the Great (part 1, featuring the first century)' by Kazabo the Great
    0064: My Father, the Devil. An Interview to Ezzellino da Romano, by Sordello da Goito
    0065: The Man Who Stole My Sister. How Unlawful Journalism Caused the Decadence of Court Troubadorship, by Ezzellino da Romano
    0066: Deeper! A Book About Dwarven Greed, by Sirolonwe Mancalmo
    0067: Ramas vs Kai: Two Translations Compared, by Johnet Devil
    0068: Occupy Lair! How to Avoid Henchmen Uprising, by Pharangus Photius
    0069: A Pamphlet Concerning the Status of Things in Undead Management, by Anonymous
    0070: Will the Chicken Denounce me? New Insights into Intelligent Animal Induced Paranoia. By Chipper Boster
    0071: The Wars I Fought, The Mistakes You Made: Gen. Fallacy's Memoires, Part 1, by Gen. Strawman Fallacy, edited by Robert Growth
    0072: One Pill To Rule Them All: How Xanathax Changed Our Lives, by Longshot Wilson
    0073: Cutting Edges. Why a Dagger is Better than a Club, by Lothar Marmalof
    0074: Depression and Compression: Phisical-trauma-induced Psychiatric Diseases, by Pharang Photius
    0075: Gallows Are Fun! An Introduction to a Legalized Mainframe to Public Execution for your Lair, by Asebio Portenti
    0076: Psychology of the Undead - Morticia Fiore
    0077: Stop Breathing and Embrace Undeath! vol. LXVIII - set of scrolls published yearly by ancient lich Raxaradan
    0078: Raising Skeletons for Beginners - author unknown
    0079: Put it down! (An Apprentice's Guide to Artifacts) - Omar Shaleb Bahmaat, archmage of Riandor
    0080: To Master the Art of Embalming - practical guide consisting of 17 scrolls by unknown southern mage
    0081: Draaxi Collection - leatherbound collection of scrolls dictated by ancient dracolich to unknown (and soon devoured) author
    0082: Blood and Flesh - a record of discussion between vampire and sentient ghoul
    0083: Myths and Superstitions Among Dragons - Nur Bethoryn
    0084: The Autotheogenic Heresy: An Epistemology of Ascension Methodologies - Clavis Neve
    0085: Reject Reality and Replace It With Your Own: Studies in Shadow Illusions - Neera Musicbag
    0086: A Handbook of the Planes - Magnus Rota
    0087: The Paradox of the Tusked Baby - Rev. Sir Daman Valiant D.D. O.o.H. S.o.F
    0088: A Book on Spirits - The Apostate
    0089: River Gods and Tree Spirits - Ellion H. Naveran
    0090: The Tooth, The Seal, The Void: Dalver Nar
    0091: Journal of <too damaged to read>
    0092: The Speculations - Snotial U. Cepseht
    0093: The Scrolls of Uncertain Provenance: Sources and Anotations - The Church of the Jazidim
    0094: The Tenebrous Paradox: The So-Called Loremaster of Moil
    0095: The Severe Secret - Anonymous
    0096: New Methods for Modeling Interactions Between Astral and Ethereal Extradimensional Spaces - Portable Baggen and Hoal Holden
    0097: Time is Power: A Chronometric and Statistical Approach to Intensity, Effectiveness, and Duration of Spells - Geldin the Mauve
    0098: The Dungeonmaster's Guide - Core Handbook
    0099: Crucimigration for Dummies: A Do It Yourself Guide - Tenobrius the Lichloved
    0100: 10 Centuries Against the Undying: A Memoir - Fluffy the Marut
    Spoiler: 0101-0200
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    0101: Lay and Lie: Is He Really Dead, Or Is He Leaving You?, by Ursula Aphasia
    0102: The Twilight Bone. Some Skeletons Are Best Left In Peace!, by Jack Elantine
    0103: Iskanderun and His Blast: Story and Inception, by Ozocubus
    0104: Know When To Run. How to Live To Fight Another Day, by Wise Bob
    0105: Keep Your Ground! A Dwarven Paladin's Guide To Not Giving An Inch and Staying Alive Through Honourable Means, by Thomfur Boldstar
    0106: A Dictionary to Mushroom-Speak, Compiled by Lelas Mongrel
    0107: The Outsider Bon Vivant: Of Wine and Sylphs, by Trubius Farm
    0108: 1000 Items that Changed Necromancy as We Know It, Explained by Drum Tibia
    0109: Music of Death: Why Do Swans Sing?, by Tobi McRooster
    0110: Under the Northern Star Lies Tuomela, by Ekki Illapanni
    0111: The Destiny of Kobolds - P.P.
    0112: Metamagical Principles - Quertus
    0113: Q&A's Guide to Spells: Basic Spells
    0114: Q&A's Guide to Spells: Intermediate Spells
    0115: Q&A's Guide to Spells: Advanced Spells
    0116: Q&A's Guide to Spells: Spells on the Planes {describes planar effects on spells, spell keys}
    0117: Q&A's Guide to Monsters: Tips for Identifying, Fighting, Placating, and Running Away From Common Monsters
    0118: Q&A's Guide to Monsters: Harvesting and Transporting Valuable Organs
    0119: Q&A's Guide to Writing Your Will
    0120: A World ruled by Dragons, and how I turned them all into Fluffy Bunnies - WSD, DoW.
    0121: A World ruled by Vampires, and how I turned them all into Lawn Gnomes - WSD, DoW.
    0122: The Bwanthar {this "leather"-bound tome details the history of its immortal author's demonic torture of all things mortal}
    0123: Archery and You - How to be a Coward Without Wearing a Pointy Hat.
    0124: The Herd and You - A Guide to Feeding Your Community {by Squinnamort, Illithid Savant / Thrall Herd}
    0125: A Feast of Knowledge {a "scratch and lick" book by Squinnamort, Illithid Savant / Thrall Herd}
    0126: Guide to the undead slave trade, by Khan Ravensblood.
    0127: Books Unwritten: A Guide to the Dream King's Library.
    0128: Retire to Ravenloft {a pamphlet explaining how they have entire forests of trees and abundant water, and it's such a wonderful place}
    0129: - The Grey Wizard's Pipeweed Companion - G. Stormcrow
    0130: - The Codex Codex, A Listing of Tomes Rare and Arcane, & Their Purported Contents and Propertys
    0131: - Why Kenders are a Menace to Society, and How to Get Rid of Them
    0132: The poisonous book of poisons - Belle Ad'nna
    0133: Fae-Watching: a guide - Mender Cello
    0134: Fear the Horde! (Or Not): A Discussion on the Pros and Cons of Using Mindless Undead
    0135: The Kvathork Principle: A Treatise on Awakenings
    0136: 'Between You And Me: A Treatise on Magical Barriers And Destruction Thereof' by Cellendra Millitosa
    0137: 'The Love Of Your Life: Contigency Spells For Adverse Circumstances' by Shira Kalonis
    0138: 'Line Of Succession: Common Schemes Students Employ Against Their Masters' by Kona Averis
    0139: 'Paradoxical Geometry through the Ages' by Costa Shintanta
    0140: 'On the advantages of Ice Spells' by Daromed the Glacier
    0141: 'Poor Unfortunate Souls: Where To Harvest Your Life Energy' by Ursula Octones
    0142: 'The Beginner's Handbook on Common Pitfalls in Demonic Contracts' by Karanata Livandosz
    0143: 'The Advanced Handbook On Obscure Pitfalls in Demonic Contracts' by Karanata Livandosz, finished after her death by her pupil and successor Kona Averis
    0144: Hopefully It's Dead: And Other Vain Hopes, by Surdid Morlak
    0145: Of Life, Death And Cymbals. What We Need And What We Want, by Eleutheros Malikiou
    0146: A Comparative Study Of Wishing Wells. Are They Replicable?, by Otto Seren
    0147: Clavis Alchimiae (Clavis Alchemical)
    0148: Introduction to the Arcane
    0149: Bestiary of [Region]
    0150: Histories of [Region]
    0151: On History
    0152: On Religion
    0153: Liber Ivonis
    0154: Liber Mortis
    0155: Book of Eibon
    0156: Book of Lod
    0157: Cthäat Aquadingen (things of the water), author unknown
    0158: De Vermis Mysteriis
    0159: On the Sending Out of the Soul
    0160: Pnakotic Manuscripts
    0161: Revelations of Glaaki
    0162: Tarsioid Psalms
    0163: Azathoth and Other Horrors
    0164: Commentaries on Witchcraft (Robert Fludd)
    0165: The Daemonolorum
    0166: Of Evill Sorceries done in [Region] of Daemons in no Humane Shape
    0167: Occultus (Heiriarchus)
    0168: The Soul of Chaos (Hengist Gordon)
    0169: Thaumaturgicall Prodigies
    0170: The Witch-Cult in [Region] (Dr. Margaret Alice Murray)
    0171: Astronomiae instauratae mechanica
    0172: Astronomiae instauratae progymnasmata
    0173: The Grimoire Compendium: A list of magical texts - Various Authors
    0174: Tomos Botanicus: The Herbolary of Magic - Archmage Teronius and Grand Druid Aardvarius
    0175: Spirits and their quirks; a guide to being at one with the cosmos - an anonymous monk
    0176: Archmage to Wu-jen; a comprehensive guide to spellcasting traditions - Frank, Archivist of Boccob
    0177: Speaking with Illithids (Book 1 of the Underdark Trilogy) - Gasiad Highbranch
    0178: A Myconid at Midnight (Book 2 of the Underdark Trilogy) - Gasiad Highbranch
    0179: The Eye of the Beholder (Book 3 of the Underdark Trilogy) - Gasiad Highbranch
    0180: Adventures on the Shining Sea - Verra Bronzeshield
    0181: Common Oozes and How to Eradicate Them - Annen Wribrook
    0182: Draconic-Infernal Dictionary
    0183: Guide to the Inns and Taverns of Sigil - Markus the Unspeakable
    0184: Great Wheel, Great Tree: Cosmology in the Fifteenth Century - Bori Gunulbar
    0185: The History of the Dead Three, and Other Tales - compiled by Ulil Moruro
    0186: The History of Tymora and Beshaba - Iriel Harlonde
    0187: treatise on traps v1 by ralkin brachyr
    0188: treatise on traps v2, field combat by ralkin brachyr
    0189: treatise on traps v3, magical traps by ralkin brachyr
    0190: begginer merger on lei and mechanical engineering by ralkin brachyr
    0191: advanced merger on lei and mechanical engineering by ralkin brachyr
    0192: self constructing robotics by ralkin brachyr
    0193: a whispered suggestion; oliver cormorant
    0194: racial anatomics and arcane evolution by barricha longleaf
    0195: Symboldex by huuran althola
    0196: scrying for beginners by huuran althola
    0197: on good necromancy; a study by huuran althola
    0198: will and the inevitable; oliver cormorant
    0199: - Sepulchral Musings, by Vermias Laravan (a bold defense of why Necromancy is theologically acceptable)
    0200: - Soul-induced magicks and residual magicks, an Introduction, a collaboration between the Wizarding Academy of Ardin and the Church of Boccob.
    Spoiler: 0201-0300
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    0201: - First-order magicks and second-order magicks, an advanced Guide, by the Church of Boccob.
    0202: - The strain of magic on our minds and how to handle it, by Drogyn Lerson.
    0203: - The current state of research on Transmutation, by Honorary Archwizard Eleanor Kain.
    0204: - Baleful Polymorph : an Arcane Thesis, by Honorary Archwizard Eleanor Kain.
    0205: - The reversibility of Transmutation's undulatory trace, or my challenge to the Elven school of thought, by Honorary Archwizard Eleanor Kain.
    0206: - Is Eleanor Kain a Fraud?, by Master Wizard Andiniel Falnëor.
    0207: - An account of the Transmutation Controversy, and how Master Falnëor spent one year trapped inside a bottle, by Zell Taran.
    0208: A detailed biography of Swordsmaster Alonna de Valpierre, by Zell Taran.
    0209: Tales and Poems of Balgan, by Zell Taran
    0210: Soul Density: Find the Right Gem for Your Target, by Zeman Fondly
    0211: On the Ethics of Pixie Dust as a Spell Component - Astra Glitterwing (translated from Sylvan by Raielan Sy'Ar)
    0212: I Spied for the Faerie Queens: Branwen Kitsune TELLS ALL! - Branwen Kitsune
    0213: To Capture a Swamp-Nymph - Alcazar Blackvale
    0214: The Masks we Wear - Jacquen H'ghar
    0215: The Power of Symbols - author unknown
    0216: Advanced Needlework: Stitches that Hold - Riven Skarrgrim
    0217: Mummification for Advanced Studies - Hetsut Ahnemtophet et al.
    0218: Liver, Bladder and Other Squishy Bits - Irvan Wquerish
    0219: Experimental Alchemy for Magical Practitioners - Osmahax the Unclean
    0220: Blasphemous Rituals Volume XIII - Durok the Weaver of Shadows
    0221: Lost in Translation: Why Isn't Your Spell Working?, by Augustus Sequentis
    0222: Alternate Endings. A Compendium of Cases in Which the Knight Didn't Save the Damsel, by Ulrike Vonvongard
    0223: How To Survive a Night with An Undead, by Erwig the Tomb-Tainted
    0224: Shrinking: What's the Limit?, by Bob the Bomber
    0225: Magickaholic: Who Needs Sunshine?, by Haribert Funklauncher
    0226: War and Pieces. My Battlefield Collection, by Vendor the Grafter
    0227: The Eldritch Theurge as Alternative to a Gunship. Practical Considerations, by Gen. Danton Kradus
    0228: Is Eating while Casting Unhealthy?, by Bobocop Copperman
    0229: Magickea, Current Era Catalogue.
    0230: The Lost Heap, or, Why the Best Die First (and How to Profit from It), by Bacchanus Metalli
    0231: Life, Death and Undeath of Xzp'arsxzy'r'ltis the Lich - Xzp'arsxzy'r'ltis the Lich (autobiography)
    0232: Magic in Blood - Autopsy of Elf - Ismaraz the Devourer
    0233: Magic and Blood - Practical Guide to Sorcerors - Malakarai the Red
    0234: Blood Magic - Practical Guide - Ahemar Qaradis
    0235: Dark Arts: Artisan's Guide to Black and Gray - Mrazand Mazaridin
    0236: Necromantic Circles and Their Various Effects on Summoning, Binding and Banishing - Caspar Viridinis
    0237: Stone Circles of [insert world] - Uraz Graabraz
    0238: Astronomical Phenomena of [insert world] and Their Various Effects on Summoning, Binding and Banishing - Caspar Viridinis
    0239: To Acquire Mastery of Ray Spells - Nirsind I'alvaar
    0240: Demonical Effigies of [insert country] - Raisin Marjorie
    0241: Combat Trigonometry, or: How To Not Incinerate Your Allies - Renault 'Red' Blaine, Evoker Extraordinaire.
    0242: Thoughts on the Conquest of Encier - Laszlo Strasser, Suel Archanamach
    0243: A True History of the Suelese Conquest - Tarquel V, Last Queen-Bishop of Encier.
    0244: How Bad Could It Be? Vol. I: Why Friends Don't Let Friends Near the Deck of Many Things - Mercer, Elven Rogue.
    0245: How Bad Could It Be? Vol. II: Why One Should Not Question A Beholder's Life Choices - Mercer, Elven Rogue and onetime Statue.
    0246: How Bad Could It Be? Vol, III: Why Friends Don't Let Familiars Near the Deck of Many Things Either - Mercer, Silver Wyrm, onetime Statue and erstwhile Elven Rogue.
    0247: The Fourth Voyage Across the Sea - Lord Salvadore Perissus
    0248: Threats Transcending Borders, a Treatise Written For All Kingdoms - Wesley Garrosh
    0249: Wesley Garrosh is a Damned Liar - Riker Garrosh
    0250: Lighting A Flame In The Phlogiston, and Other Errors: A Critique of Fleet Strategy in the Second Unhuman War - Captain-Commodore Icarus Moonshadow, Elven Imperial Navy (discharged)
    0251: Five Proposals for the Improvement of Crop Yields by Means Arcane and Divine - Stanson Wilders
    0252: Transmundane Agriculture is a Threat to the Common Man - Korali Amberspark, Court Mage to Mayor Openhand
    0253: Deregulate Agricultural Magic Now! - Lady Ellacia Derezan, Baron Kyndale
    0254: The Economic Miracle of Kyndale - Sun Liling
    0255: A Study of the Environmental Hazards Associated with Uncontrolled Sorcery - Korali Amberspark, Court Mage to Mayor Openhand
    0256: Transmundane Agriculture: The Future Starts Today! - Stanson Wilders
    0257: A Legal Framework for the Outlawing of Magically-Enhanced Farming - Korali Amberspark, Court Mage to Mayor Openhand
    0258: Open Letter to Miss. Amberspark, 23rd Myrtul 1492 - Stanson Wilders
    0259: Proceedings of 2nd Kythorn 1492: The Trial of Mr. Stanson Wilders for the Crime of Seditious Libel - Arravash Magistrate's Court
    0260: Ethics of Transformation Magic on Nonhumans- Koljor Ardelat
    0261: An Exploration in the Magic of Fallen Civilizations- Dhara Nolher
    0262: Musings on the Consumption of Thoughts - K'llthol Nikqarhll - translated from the initial illithid by Gharen "The Mad"
    0263: Natural Heirarchies of All Beings, Mortal and Immortal - Gharen "The Mad"
    0264: Notes on Various Effects of Wild Magic on Gnollish Physiology - Gadren Thusorn
    0265: An Introduction to Goblinoid Courting - Druv Volgu
    0266: Rust Monsters: Housing and Care - Alden Winstanley
    0267: The Many Uses of an Unseen Servant - Julius Omond
    0268: A Comparison of Longbows and Shortbows
    0269: A Criticism of the Cultural Leaders of the City
    0270: A Discussion of the Maintenance of the Crossbow-pistol and Sword
    0271: A Tutorial of Ancient Sorceries
    0272: An Abridged Peacetime Comparison of Tridents and Darts
    0273: An Overview of The Courtship Rituals of The Cyclops
    0274: Ancient Theurgy
    0275: Classic Evocations for Enchanters
    0276: Current Studies of The Respiratory System of Trolls
    0277: Falsehoods Concerning the Legendary Clerics of the Territories
    0278: Goblins' Mating Habits
    0279: Minions Serving the Vengeance Gods
    0280: Sayings of the Great Birth Goddess
    0281: Summoning for the Wizard
    0282: The Barony's Ideological Crimes
    0283: The Codex of Enchantment
    0284: The Legendary Blasphemers of the Plant God
    0285: The Peacetime Use of Remedial Evocations
    0286: The Rituals of the Forge Goddess
    0287: The Skeletal System of Harpies
    0288: The Early Chronicle of the Territories
    0289: The Social Heirarchies of Minotaurs: Common Superstitions
    0290: The Courage God's Sanctuaries
    0291: The All-Seeing Plant Gods' Rituals
    0292: The Luck Goddesses' Nonbelievers
    0293: The Respiratory System of Unicorns
    0294: Transfigurations for the Illusionist
    0295: The States' Annals
    0296: The Priesthood of the All-Wise Animal Gods
    0297: Glandular System of the Bugbear and the Hippogriff: Differences
    0298: The Shiv and Spear: Manufacture
    0299: The Mysterious Temples Built for the All-Seeing Healing God
    0300: Abjuration for Magi
    Spoiler: 0301-0400
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    0301: The Glaive: Covert Use
    0302: Hydras' Excretory System
    0303: The Guide for Practice Charms
    0304: The City's Forgotten Murderers
    0305: The Muscular System of Ettins: New Speculations
    0306: Maintenance of the Shiv and Stiletto
    0307: The Capitol's Infamous Thinkers
    0308: Practical Alchemy
    0309: Alchemy Vitae
    0310: Alchemy Avitae
    0311: Alchemy: The Central Magic
    0312: Introductory Herbalism
    0313: Mystical Herbs
    0314: Material and Magical Balances in Alchemical Engineering
    0315: Principles of Enchantment
    0316: Humanoid Enchantment
    0317: Thermoalchemy
    0318: Purification of wolfbane extract in owlbear fat solvents.
    0319: Longevity effects on enchantment resistance among elven priests
    0320: Sobriety as charm vulnerability in adult dwarves - Uther Stonewarden, 1214
    0321: Sobriety as charm resistance in adult dwarves - Mordak Gemweaver, 1215
    0322: Sobriety has no effect on charm efficacy among adult dwarves - Uther Stonewarden, 1216
    0323: The effects of alcohol on dwarven charm resistance evaluated on a per alcohol basis - Mordak Gemweaver, 1215
    0324: Sobriety still has no effect on charm efficacy among adult dwarves - Uther Stonewarden, 1217
    0325: Alchemical analysis of blood alchohol concentration in dwarves - Abernath The Great, 1219
    0326: Charm susceptability as an effect of blood alcohol level in adult dwarven populations - Uther Stonewarden and Mordak Gemweaver, 1220
    0327: Maximizing generational size changes in mammal-amphibian crossbreeding
    0328: Possible applications for subterranean mushroom spores in production of potion precursors
    0329: Fluffy Bunnies vol. I
    0330: Fluffy Bunnies vol. II - Too Fluffy
    0331: Fluffy Bunnies vol. III - Soooo Fluffy
    0332: This Old Dungeon (by Bob Villain)
    0333: Proceedings of the 1043rd International Conference on Calling, Summoning, and Teleportation
    0334: Don't Do What Donny Don't Does: First Principles of Safe Spellcasting
    0335: I Know You're Reading This Title, [Player Character's name]
    0336: Break Those Chains That Bind You
    0337: Observation of Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Entanglement on Supraquantum Structures by Induction Through Nonlinear Transuranic Crystal of Extremely Long Wavelength (ELW) Pulse from Mode-Locked Source Array
    0338: Flammable Objects: A Comprehensive List
    0339: 666 Things to Do In The Lower Planes
    0340: Making Friends: My Life As A Golem Crafter
    0341: Potions I Have Known And Loved
    0342: Military Applications of the Alchemic Transmutation of Essence of Pitchblende
    0343: The Shrieking Wind: An Interview With the Abyssal Prince Miska the Wolf-Spider During His Exile In Pandemonium
    0344: The Biblionomicon
    0345: Asses and Gasses: A Study Of Equines of the Elemental Plane of Air
    0346: The Book Of Vexingly Insufficient Light
    0347: Lose Weight The Antigravity Way
    0348: On the Existence and Measurement of the Six Fundamentals of Individuals.- St. Deco Inwich
    0349: How to Cast 'Friends' and Influence People: A Guide to Effective Charms- by Dill Carnough
    0350: No More Guano: Basic Magic Foci Construction- by Eve Oaker.
    0351: The Infiltration of Incompetent's Isthmus: A Primer on Martial Application of Magic- by Major General Sir Shaka deHannibal.
    0352: Combat Abjuration, or: How To Not Get Incinerated - Renault 'Red' Blaine, Evoker Extraordinaire.
    0353: Living On A Prayer: Memoirs of a Sacred Exorcist - Maurice Helgred, Sword of St. Cuthbert
    0354: The Burning Hate, Being A Revelation Of The Dark Secrets Of The So-Called Shining One - Unknown
    0355: The Vital Pact - Argyll Te'Shea
    0356: Malconvokation and Malfeasance: On Certain Heresies Against The Sun Father - Archbishop Jozan, Church Inquisitor to the Peloran Faithful
    0357: Of Mice and Men: Transmutation, Sapience and the Soul
    0358: Of Mice and Men: Using Divination to Prevent Disaster
    0359: Of Mice and Men: On My Experience As An Urban Druid
    0360: Of Mice and Men: A Treatise on Company (from cohorts to familiars)
    0361: Theoretical Concepts Behind Constructing a Philosopher's Stone- by N. Flameel (with intro by Harold Ceramicist)
    0362: 5th Dimensional Constructs and their Applications- by Pauli Hidron
    0363: The Searing Catalog: Mail Order Items From The Elemental Plane of Fire
    0364: A Treatise on Prayer: Spells and Communication across Planar Boundaries
    0365: Bynding vnd Svmmoning IV Neophytes
    0366: Elemental Psychology Association Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mana Disorders Volume Five
    0367: Ardent to Wilder, Being a Complete Treatise on the Psionic Arts, etc. - Lord Saeomon, Cerebremancer.
    0368: Suel Expeditionary Field Guide: Underdark - Laszlo Strasser, Suel Arcanamach.
    0369: Fearful Symmetry: An Account of the Last Rakshasa War - Sky Marshal Yvonne 'Catslayer' Ugarte, 4th Human Interstellar.
    0370: Denying the Urge to Theurge, A Case against the Combination of Arcane and Divine - Caphodel Berrendar, Master Specialist..
    0371: Simply Fascinating! Memoirs of a Magus, vol. II - Kalind Leschay, Ultimate Magus.
    0372: The 'Mage Armour' Myth: A Rebuttal - Caspian LaMont, Abjurant Champion.
    0373: Criminal Dossier #628: Leruun Anstrun, 'Eldritch Disciple' (Heresy, Treason, Vandalism) - Kory Stargazer, Commonwealth Star Chamber.
    0374: Criminal Dossier #793: Oslavan Kaligos, 'Eldritch Theurge' (Proscribed Arcana, Murder, Theft of Commonwealth Property) - Kory Stargazer, Commonwealth Star Chamber.
    0375: People Change: A Biography of Torgar Coalhair, the Enlightened Spirit - Arilus Gendor, former Innkeeper.
    0376: The Holy Scourge: Confessor Ruprecht Varsuun, and His Part in My Downfall - Count Lucius Darvold, Vampire Lord, twice deceased.
    0377: Music is Life, Music is Death - Lalage Amatifa, Lyric Thaumaturge
    0378: Criminal Dossier #912: Lukaas Duskwhisper 'Nightmare Spinner' (Proscribed Arcana, Espionage, Mass Murder) - Kory Stargazer, Commonwealth Star Chamber.
    0379: Nothing to Understand: On the Futility of Comprehending the Wild Soul - Archdruid Vadania, speech given to the Green Conclave prior to its schism.
    0380: So You Want to be a Lich - Five Easy Steps to a More Skeletal You by Archmage Morthog the Destroyer
    0381: Web of Lies - A Despot's Guide to Power by King William the Terrible
    0382: Tides of War - Memoirs of an Old Orc By Grognar Maneater
    0383: Bits and Pieces - Making the Most of Your Spare Parts by Rev. Thomas the Fallen
    0384: The Meditations of Our Hearts - The Writings of the Lost Men of Dagon by Lord Tiberius II
    0385: The Problem with Pixies by Ellandria Stone
    0386: How I Got Back Alive - An Apocryphist's Guide to The Elemental Plane of Evil by Erdur Mellanger
    0387: An Idiot's Guide to Summoning Circles by Alesheva Moore
    0388: Those Wretched Halls - Maps and Records from the Halls of Eternal Torment by Michael Chandler
    0389: I Can't Believe It's Not the Human
    0390: Can Idle Speculation Save The World?
    0391: Understanding Confusion
    0392: To Arrogance and Glory
    0393: Could It Be Uncertainty?
    0394: And She Sang Bawdy Tavern Songs
    0395: Captivated by Worried Doom
    0396: True Rythm
    0397: Victory By The Path of the Moon
    0398: The World Without the Center
    0399: A Humble Offering To The Gutter
    0400: A Meditation On Eclipses
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    0401: A World of Predator and Prey
    0402: Anguish and the Trampled Fury
    0403: Animal Diseases: Problems and Solutions
    0404: Animal Courtship: My Only Mistake
    0405: The Book of Knowledge
    0406: Book of the Moving World
    0407: Can the Sun and Moon Save the World?
    0408: Commentary on Trade Maps
    0409: Civilization Might Help
    0410: Concerning Predator and Prey
    0411: Discourse on Perception
    0412: Dissection: Problems and Solutions
    0413: Do We Understand the Path of the Moon
    0414: Elements of the Quadratic Equation
    0415: Errors in Anatomy
    0416: Explorations of the MountainHome
    0417: Exploring Animal Embryos
    0418: Factual Humans: A New Approach
    0419: For The Love of Making Maps
    0420: The Great Stationary Sun
    0421: Ignorance in the Modern Era
    0422: In Pursuit of the Moon's Path
    0423: Inquiries on Trade
    0424: Inquiries on the Food Chain
    0425: Journey to Knowledge
    0426: Journey to the Moon
    0427: Joy Explained
    0428: Life With Humans
    0429: Lonesome Freedom
    0430: Master of the Stars
    0431: Meditations on Social Animals
    0432: Memories and Nothing More
    0433: Misconceptions about the Sun and Moon
    0434: Mysteries of Civilization
    0435: Observation For Students
    0436: Ores in the Age of Myths
    0437: Principles of Rainfall
    0438: Rainfall and Rivers, My Life
    0439: Records of Lunar Phases
    0440: Reflections on the Body
    0441: Secret Observation
    0442: Secret Surgery
    0443: Social Animals: A Brief Introduction
    0444: Strange Animal Diets
    0445: Strange Stars
    0446: The Facts: My Only Mistake
    0447: Equations: The Definitive Guide
    0448: The Future of the Stars
    0449: Goblins in the Age of Myth
    0450: The Human: A Brief Introduction
    0451: Secrets of the Economy
    0452: The Soul: Fact or Fiction?
    0453: The Study of Trees
    0454: The Wizard's Guide to Adhesives
    0455: The Wizard's Guide to Anatomy
    0456: The World of the Warrior
    0457: Thoughts On The Poor
    0458: Traditional Metals
    0459: Treatise on Dwarves
    0460: The Dank Hemp Sutra, by Olidammara (attributed)
    0461: Uncanny Wind Patterns
    0462: Victory By Dissection
    0463: Keraunomancy for Beginners, by Shesasalk Garr
    0464: And yet it Moves - Advanced Telekinesis, Author Unknown
    0465: YS ATUN VRAMA PRESH - Seven Syllables of Royalty
    0466: Codex of Supernatural Planar Diseases by Findelwald Tungsten
    0467: Deliberations on the Blood Queen of Minauros by Viscount Mammon
    0468: Fundamentals of Magic, by Armory 99
    0469: The Planetouched: from Fiend to Fomor, by Lexicat Kull
    0470: Magical Essences: from Amber to Zirconium, by
    0471: Stay 5 Miles Upwind, a Beginner's Guide to Phlogiston, by Ragnar Sunnafried
    0472: A Lexicon of Infernal Truenames from A...[Rest ist is burned]
    0473: The Stars Behind the Stars , by Kreesam Rahandra
    0474: Nigredo - Destruction and the Magnum Opus, by N. Flamel
    0475: Why not use Fire? - Creative Problemsolving, by Ashakaraxelehsvanatorus, the Crimson Claw
    0476: Behind and Between - the Astral Plane, by Liram Laxat
    0477: Magical Creatures and How to Eat them, by Xanxost
    0478: I knew you would find this, [Player Character] - A very specific Guide to Divination
    0479: The Alchemical Soup - An Augur's Guide to Alchemical Abiogenesis by Dark Lord Therin Stonehammer
    0480: Messianic Prophecies of the Great Ocean: Xozs En'wan
    0481: The Iron Rose: Lady Melissa Heartwright and the Unseelie Wars
    0482: Field Guide to Common Mortal Bipeds
    0483: Bettor's Guide to The Blood War
    0484: Hot Bodies - A character examining this book will find it to be filled with detailed woodcuts of people burning to death
    0485: Guide to the Blood War
    0486: What Color is a White Horse - An Illusionist's Guide to Optics by Perrin Fritzcannon
    0487: The Coloring Book Out Of Space
    0488: The Omnomnomicon: 666 Evil Recipes
    0489: Your Stupid Minds: A Guide to Manipulation
    0490: 101 Bawdy Hymns
    0491: With a Thousand Lies and a Good Disguise: the Bard's Handbook, Vol. 1
    0492: The Joker and the Thief: the Bard's Handbook, Vol. 2
    0493: Sound the Horn and Call the Cry: the Bard's Handbook, Vol. 3
    0494: Mystical Venereal Diseases - a medical journal on diseases one might catch whilst courting the more "exotic" members from beyond the material plane. I can provide some examples of anyone is curious.
    0495: How I Did It (a treatise on the reanimation of dead tissue)
    0496: The Theory and Theology of the Evil Undead
    0497: Classification of Spirits (regarding ghosts and outsiders)
    0498: Classification of Spirits (regarding liquor)
    0499: Play Being, Entertainment for Sapients, with every monthly issue for the past 500 years
    0500: History of Notable Cursed Gems and Jewelry
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    0501: Index of Band Books by the cult of Heward
    0502: Construction of Urban Housing Using Non-Standard Building Materials by Zagyg Yragerne
    0503: Paranormal Urban Development by Zagyg Yragerne
    0504: Stone etched copy of epic spell Zagyg's Towering Inferno
    0505: Z'zagats Guide to The Planes
    0506: Myghellin's Divinatory Almanac
    0507: Interpretation of Dreams
    0508: Magic Runes Made E Z
    0509: A Brief History of the Fourth Wizard War - vol 1-20. (Abridged)
    0510: Madhouse Powerhouse: Harnessing the Power of the Outer Planes Through Delusion
    0511: Final Words (a collection of copies of the last pages of journals written by adventurers who died while on quests)
    0512: Serpent Sorting (a book on various kinds of snakes. Protected by sepia's snake sigil and contains both that spell and summon monster VII with an emphasis on how to use it to call snakes)
    0513: The End Was The Beginning: The Retrocausal Descent of Illithids From Githyanki Stock
    0514: Journal of High Energy Metaphysics
    0515: The Onyx Tablet of Boccob
    0516: The Starving Peasant Diet
    0517: Capriciously Callous Cantrips
    0518: Effaciously Effervescent Evocations
    0519: Divinely Deterrent Divinations
    0520: On The Summoning And Binding of the Demon Abcdefghijklmnopqurstuvwxys.
    0521: Migmar's Micronomicon: A guide to appropriately sized spells for the Tiny (Contains 40 spells for faeries and other very small spellcasters who will rarely ever need to set something on fire that's 20 feet in diameter)
    0522: The Shadow War: Eladrin, Succubi, Rakshasa and Others, by Zerpeflex Krin (On the impact of powerful shapeshifters with political agendas on mortal civilizations. Draws the surprising conclusion that a lot of their impact was actually positive)
    0523: Over Half-way There: A Guide to Intermediate Teleportation
    0524: Treatises on Time Travel Volume 3: By Vardus the Mad, published 1235 DR
    0525: Treatises on Time Travel Volume 2: By Vardus the Mad, published 1242 DR
    0526: Treatises on Time Travel Volume 1: By Vardus the Mad, published 1247 DR
    0527: Multiversal Principles
    0528: The Divine Docudrama
    0529: Liberation Through Swearing During the Intermediate State
    0530: The Book of Coming Forth Around Eleven-ish
    0531: Interdimensional stonemasonry: 86 ways to cook for a Xorn
    0532: Advanced Evocation 405: You shall not pass.
    0533: Transfiguration and You: About that cat...
    0534: Law 522: Rights of the Undead When Sentience Is In Absentia.
    0535: Time Travel: A Practical Guide to Relating to Yourself.
    0536: The Gredforge Book of Hillariously Cursed Items
    0537: Bestiary of Celestial Creatures
    0538: Bestiary of Fiendish Creatures
    0539: The Celestials guide to mortal planes.
    0540: The Fiends guide to slave planes.
    0541: Do Outsiders think you are a joke, by Flai Dedorf
    0542: The Mortal's Guide to Loophole-Free Infernal Contracts You Can Trust, by M. Phistopheles
    0543: 1,001 Ways to Die: Concerning the Subject of Water and its Many Dangers - A collection of historical accounts, compiled by J. Ayell the Scribe
    0544: Death From Above: An Intricate Examination of the Common Dire Squirrel
    0545: The Art of Dungeon Design, by Karereca Hcilimed
    0546: 1,001 More Ways to Die: Concerning the Perils of Adventuring as a Beginning Wizard
    0547: Ledgerdomain: The Adventurer's Guide to Tax Avoidance Strategies and Interplanar Accounting
    0548: Needs More Magma: Principles of Dwarven Engineering and Architecture, as Related by the Masters of these Arts from the Realm of the Twelve Bays, with Case Studies and Examples, compiled by Urist McScribe
    0549: Dungeons and Drapery: A New Dialectic on Interior Design and Destruction
    0550: Bugbark's Illustrated Guide to Darkness
    0551: Vecna's Hidden Secrets of Neck Romancy
    0552: High Priest Mixolatl's Guide to Pediatric Heart Surgery
    0553: This Old Dungeon: Destroying Debilitating and Decapitating Intruders to Older Lairs
    0554: Guilty Conscience, Vol. XVII: On the Subject of Random Encounters, Sapient Monsters and Remorse
    0555: Practical Guide to Necromansery for Every Everydaymans by Pete Gravediggings
    0556: I Am the Servant of God: the Intriguing Tale of a Stolen Egg, Life Among Humans and Its Woes and Joys, the Miraculous Youngling and Escaping the Injustice - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the Favoured Soul of Semuanya
    0557: I Am the Servant of God: the Dreams of Homeland Unfulfilled, My People - My Sorrow, Unity is Strength and the Great Lizardfolk Convention - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the High Priest of Semuanya
    0558: I Am the Voice of God: How to Build Your Empire, Lebensraum for Lizardfolk, Scales Good - Skin Bad and the Last Thoughts Before Battle - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the Pope of Semuanya
    0559: I Am the Voice of God: Battles Won and Battles Lost, What Shall We Do With a Captive Human, Where Dinosaurs Lost We Prevail and the Burden of Power I Shall Bear Upon My Shoulders - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the Priest-King of Lizardfolk
    0560: I Am the God: the Whole World Lies Before Us, the Glorious Deeds of Mine, I Am Xissixlalass, thy God and Thus Spake the Almighty - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the God-Emperor of Lizardfolk
    0561: He Was the Favoured of Mine: Of Humility - unknown author, found in the ruins of the Grand Ziggurat of Xissixlalass
    0562: 1000 Magical Insects and 1001 Mystical Insects
    0563: Cantrips for Cripples #7 - No Need for Hands When You Have Mage Hand
    0564: Alicorns of Arcadia
    0565: The Complete Companion to Funny Fungi
    0566: Thy Wish Is My Command: The Genie Etiquette
    0567: The Magic of Mammaries (by Mordenkainen)
    0568: Weird Molds and How to Brew Them
    0569: Astronomy or Astrology: The Answer is in the Stars
    0570: Raising Undead for Fun and Profit
    0571: It Was Inevitable, the Zelekuth Publishing
    0572: Inquisition: The History of Unexpectedness
    0573: The Tragic Irony: How Forty-Thousand Souls Bled and Died in Fifteen Years of War for the Relics of a Pacifistic Saint
    0574: That Which Redeems, Vol. I: Of the Ilmatari Paladin Ser Aljernon and the Succubus Meridiana
    0575: That Which Redeems, Vol. II: Of the Knight Ser Aljernon and the Succubus Meridiana
    0576: That Which Redeems, Vol. III: Of the Blackguard Ser Aljernon and the Succubus Meridiana
    0577: That Which Redeems, Vol. IV: Of the Blackguard Ser Aljernon and the Ilmatari Novice Meridiana
    0578: That Which Redeems, Vol. V: Of the Blackguard Ser Aljernon and the Ilmatari Paladin Ser Meridiana
    0579: That Which Redeems, Vol. VI: Of the Knight Ser Aljernon and the Paladin Ser Meridiana
    0580: That Which Redeems, Vol VII: Of the Ilmatari Paladins Ser Aljernon and Ser Meridiana
    0581: That Which Redeems, Vol VIII: Of the Children of the Penitents
    0582: Of Rabbits and Grails: A memoir by Tim
    0583: Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, Roughly Translated "Book of the Dead" - Legend has it that it was written by the Dark Ones. The book served as a passage way, to the evil worlds beyond. It was written long ago when the seas ran red with blood, It was this blood that was used to ink the book
    0584: So You Want To Be Social? A Guide to Good First Impressions
    0585: On the Curious Nature of the Unchanging Multiversal Gold Standard and the Utter Inexplicability Thereof, or How to Give an Economist an Aneurism
    0586: The Complete Book of Elves: **** you you ****ing **** pointy eared ******y treehugging horse****ing ****eating ******anklyodon arrogant what the dictating spell is still on?
    0587: 101 Ways to Cook a Mephit, By Xanxost the Slaad.
    0588: Pandemonium and it's Many Mindsets
    0589: Athas, and Why You Should Avoid It
    0590: Paladine/Bahumut, The Paradox Solved!
    0591: A Comparison of Palanthas Shirt Fabrics, Volume 12, Collar Fabrics
    0592: Definitely Not Explosive Runes
    0593: Okay, Seriously this Time. No Explosive Runes
    0594: Okay, the Explosive Runes Stop Now. For reals!
    0595: Senur Evisolpxe
    0596: Your Still Here? Okay Okay, This Book for Real has the Map!
    0597: This is Just too Easy. Okay, I Promise the Next Book has no Explosive Runes.
    0598: An Study of Symbol Spells.
    0599: Crazy Things Angels can Do with Their Wings!
    0600: Vileth's Tactical Handbook vol I - Your Meat Shield and You
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    0601: Vileth's Tactical Handbook vol II - Friendly Fire
    0602: Vileth's Tactical Handbook vol III - Why Won't It Burn? Tips for Dealing with Spell Resistance
    0603: Vileth's Tactical Handbook vol IV - How to Bend the Cosmos Responsibly
    0604: "Tarrasques? In my world?" (It's more likely than you think)
    0605: Dramatic Science for Beginners Vol. I: Moving at the speed of the plot.
    0606: Dramatic Science for Beginners Vol. II: Unobtanium and you.
    0607: Dramatic Science for Beginners Vol. III: Convection schmonvection.
    0608: The Most Important Piece of Gear You Will Ever Own: An Ode to the Humble Ten-Foot Pole. (Author's Note: This volume was written on three 10ft poles which were processed into paper via the Fabricate spell, using a stylus made from the leftover remnants.)
    0609: Hunt, Kill, Eat, Love - A guide to Magical and mundane Animals by Thokk "One Tusk" Deerlover, Druid
    0610: Treating Common and Uncommon Maladies Derived From Mundane and Magical Beasts: Thilvarra Silverbrow, Healer
    0611: That crazy orc is at it again: Hilarious tales of a Self proclaimed "Animal Lover" - By Thorbin Redbeard of Clan IronAnvil.
    0612: Why are we still here? by Jon and Jan, Dvati; Telepath(s)
    0613: The Gold is in his Favorite Stuffed Doe - Rayvin, Halfling Rogue
    0614: Personal Pronouns and Other Grammar Under Temporal Alterations and Omniscience ~ Cael
    0615: Biological Network Nodes of Integrated Single Cell Organisms ~ Cael
    0616: A Treatise on Ethical Lichdom ~ Cael
    0617: Pre-Histories: A Causal Treatise on the Impending Catastrophe of 1783 ~ Cael
    0618: Harnessing Individual Greed to Enhance Society ~ Cael
    0619: Trade Embargoes and Other Economic Warfare ~ Cael
    0620: A Response to the Criticisms of "The Meta-Ethics of Omniscience and Guidance" ~ Cael
    0621: The Meta-Ethics of Omniscience and Guidance ~ Cael
    0622: Pragmatic Justification for Avoiding Post Scarcity in a World of Advanced Magic ~ Cael
    0623: Astrology for Complete and Utter Plonkers ~ Cael
    0624: Tricarboxylic Acid Cycle in Android Voltaic Circulatory Systems (AKA how to make a lemon powered robot) ~ Eliza Watts
    0625: Recursive Non-Euclidean Materials and their Observed Properties ~ Eliza Watts
    0626: Interaction of Recursive Non-Euclidean Materials and Singularities ~ Eliza Watts
    0627: Observed Properties of Spontaneous Portal Manifestation ~ Eliza Watts
    0628: Psionic Sub Space Manifestation: Observations of Physical Laws in Other Worlds ~ Jo Pistachio
    0629: Evolving Network Relays with Semi-Randomized Weighted Outcomes: Free Will in AI ~ Jo Pistachio
    0630: Rat DNA Alteration to Grow Solar Voltaic Nano-Tubules ~ Jo Pistachio
    0631: Confessions of a Wizard: Yes, I did it
    0632: Rainbows and Butterflies Without the Compromise: A Guide to Top Quality Magical Reagents
    0633: Masters of The Multiverse: A History of the Most Powerful Mages of All Time
    0634: Pointy Hats Weekly: Fashionable Robes for the Discerning Wizard
    0635: You Really Should Read This Book, by Plotius Hook
    0636: If I Ever Leave This World Alive: A Bard's Guide to Resurrection and Planar Travel
    0637: The Generalist: How to Do Everything
    0638: The Charismatic and the Dead: Paladin Combat Training for Sorcerers and Bards
    0639: 101 Utility Spells: The Generalist's Edition
    0640: Wizards: You Are the Best, by Monty the Cook
    0641: Pole-Arms or Spiked Chains? A Treatise on Armament Fetishes
    0642: Kobolds, by Tucker
    0643: The Lust of the Sinister Drow Priestesses, by Sal Acious
    0644: Hobgoblin Homecooking: 42 Meals with Gouda Cheese, by Bluecloak
    0645: Dark Romance, a Lolth/Eilistraee fic
    0646: Being an Enchanter: Don't, by Pow Regammer
    0647: The Guide to Pest Removal: Munchkins, by Darnius Morel
    0648: On Teaching Sorcery: How to Teach the Control, Focus and Applications of In-Born Magics, Zera Lorecast
    0649: Sorcerers Study Magic Too: A Compilation of Treatises, Essays and Journals by Famous Sorcerers
    0650: So You Want to Be A God? - A Wizardly Guidebook. Author unknown, but the first copy was discovered in a monastery operated by treants
    0651: How to Use Lead Sheeting to Block Scrying Attempts by the Squirrels Living in Your Eyesockets and Rutabaga Flip-Flop Finagle Xylophone Oh God My Teeth are Melting You Damnable Stridulation, by Arglevar the Mad (published posthumously after his death from lead poisoning in CE 468)
    0652: Completely Innocuous Uses for Lead Sheeting In Your Completely Legitimate Place Of Business by Eve L. Innkeeper
    0653: Proper Packing Techniques for Your Bag of Holding, by Fastegrath the Fastidiously Neat and Organized
    0654: A Well-Crafted Wish: Arcane, Theological, and Legal Experts from Across the Planes Weigh In on Wording Wishes to Prevent Unforseen Calamities and the Monkey's Paw Effect. (About half of the only known copy of this book is illegible, due to severe charring that exhibits the characteristic Lichtenberg figures of a lightning strike)
    0655: Basket Weaving in Sahuagin Society by Und R. Water
    0656: Peryton Origins: Fact and Fiction by Hart Less
    0657: I, Warforged by Izak Uzamuv, gnomish artificer (Interesting fact: I, Robot was published by Gnome Press)
    0658: Amongst the Dead - Bernadette Bantien
    0659: An Accounting of the Elder Scrolls - Quintus Nerevelus
    0660: Antecedants of Dwaven Law - Anonymous
    0661: Book of the Dragonborn - Prior Emelene Madrine
    0662: Cats of The Land - Aldetuile
    0663: Children of the Sky - Anonymous
    0664: Darkest Darkness - Anonymous
    0665: Dragon Language: Myth no More - Hela Thrice-Versed
    0666: Dwarves - Calcelmo
    0667: Dwarven History and Culture - Hasphat Antabolis
    0668: Dwarven Inquiries - Thelwe Ghelein
    0669: Effects of the Elder Scrolls - Justinius Poluhnius, Anstius Metchim
    0670: Fall From Glory - Nithilis Lidari
    0671: Fragment: On Artaeum - Taurce il-Anselma
    0672: Glories and Laments - Alexandre Hetrard
    0673: Keepers of the Razor - Anonymous
    0674: Lycanthropic Legends of The Land - Lentulus Inventius
    0675: Magic from the Sky - Irlav Jarol
    0676: Master Illusion Text - Anonymous
    0677: Notes on Dimhollow Crypt, Vol. 3 - Adalvald
    0678: Notes on Racial Phylogeny and Biology - Council of Healers
    0679: On Hell - Morian Zenas
    0680: Physicalities of Warewolves - Reman Crex
    0681: Sacred Witness - Enric Milnes
    0682: Shalidor's Insights - Shalidor
    0683: Souls, Black and White - Anonymous
    0684: Sovngarde: A Reexamination - Bereditte Jastal
    0685: The "Madmen" of the Reach - Arrianus Arius
    0686: The Doors of the Multiverse - Seif-ij Hidja
    0687: The Dragon Break - Fal Droon
    0688: Reexamines the Dragonbreak in historical terms.
    0689: The Dreamstride - Anonymous
    0690: The Fall of Saarthal - Heseph Chirirnis
    0691: The Nirnroot Missive - Sinderion; Sharmirin Raythorne, ed.
    0692: The Waters of the Abyss- Anonymous
    0693: The Wispmother - Mathias Etienne
    0694: There be Dragons - Torhal Bjorik
    0695: Treatise on Dwarven Cities - Anonymous
    0696: Varieties of Daedra - Aranea Drethan
    0697: Watcher of Stones - Gelyph Sig
    0698: Ceasefire and Trade Agreement between the Elves of the North and the Orc Tribes of the West
    0699: Cloud Formations and Other Occult Phenomena
    0700: The Little Red Cookbook
    Spoiler: 0701-0800
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    0701: Uncle Arcane's Big Book O' Magic Spells
    0702: How To Read Dark Omens: Practical Guide to Predicting Deaths with Illustrations by Isolde of Nimward
    0703: The Summoner Who Cried "Dragon"! - Cautionary Tale (Folk Tales, collected by Inawyn Auswarian)
    0704: Impact of Screamers on Dungeon Population: Statistical Analysis by Razin Firr, Bursar of Mage Guild
    0705: Beginner's Guide to Necromancy Spells - Exercise Scrolls IV-X: Animate Skeletal Finger, Mold Bone, Speaking Skull, Ghost Toothpick, Desecrate Plate, Summon Undead Rat, Wither Indoor Plant; Spirigos of Aulvin et al.
    0706: Compendium of Familiars by unknown wizard
    0707: Famous Sages of Lost Kindgoms: A Treatise by Ichtor the Mad
    0708: Tobin's Spirit Guide
    0709: Unsafe at Any Depth: The Designed-In Dangers of Water
    0710: The Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Wizards-Who-Do-It
    0711: 101 Alternative Uses for Mage Hand
    0712: Wake Up, You're in a Coma
    0713: I Prepare Explosives Runes Today, by Vaarsuvius
    0714: Stop Breaking Into My House: A Treaty on the Morality of Dungeon Delving
    0715: A Well-feed Xorn is a Friendly Xorn: Surviving Underground
    0716: Stick 'Em With the Pointy End: Swordplay for Idiots and Wizards
    0717: A Beginner's Guide to Not Dying: Holy ****, We Live in a World With Dragons
    0718: Big Ass Book o' Big Ass Monster
    0719: Why Elves Suck: Observations of a Dwarf
    0720: Can I **** It?: A Guide to Love in a Diverse World
    0721: Seriously, You're in a Coma
    0722: Why We Can't Have Nice Things: A Treay on the Human Race
    0723: The Lusty Argonian Maid, by Crassius Curio
    0724: The Acturian Heresy, by the Underking Ysmir Kingmaker
    0725: Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest Guide Book to Understanding Wizards Khadgar the Wise
    0726: Eye of Newt, and Other Things Idiots Think Wizards Need for Spells. by The Angry Ox of Ouzonia.
    0727: Yeah, No: A Study on Creatures With Spell Resistance, by Byran Boomstick
    0728: If only we had a sack of potatoes: a guide to unconventional spell components, by Ed Edwards
    0729: You're a Sorcerer, Harry: Explaining the Differences and Similarities Between in Born and Learned Magic, by J.K. Joking
    0730: One Slaad, Two Slaad, Red Slaad, Blue Slaad. By Professor Chaos
    0731: The Art of the Faustian Compact
    0732: It Takes A Village to Raise the Dead, and Other Lessons
    0733: The Big Gulp: Essays on the Purple Worm and Decanters of Endless Water
    0734: Doctor Merkwürdigliebe, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the "Locate City" Bomb, by S. Q'brikk
    0735: Spate's Catalog
    0736: The Honest Book of Truth
    0737: The Book of Neuronicus
    0738: How to win friends and influence people (through mind-controlling magic), by Tybalt Q. Stormsong, Bard; & Xangrazzvol the Witness, Warlock
    0739: Making Friends - a Guide to Basic Golemcraft and Necromancy by Lichen & Thrope
    0740: Elf on the Shelf - 53 Tips for Keeping Yourself Safe From Harm by Merribimble Hopsamble
    0741: Elf on the Shelf, Common Uses for Uncommon Ingredients. By Ingrid Radiant
    0742: Elf on a Shelf: How to Terrorize Your Children by Stu D. Osee
    0743: Another Excuse to Drink in the Street
    0744: The Joy of Gricks; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the Bird-Brain-Tentacle-Horrors by Millicent Fourtyfingers
    0745: The Magic of Total Mental Domination. -Yuri
    0746: Before the Fall, or: Where in the Nine Hells Did All These Ruins Come From, Anyway? by Métier d'Amour
    0747: The Cyclical Nature of the Rise and Fall of Civilization and the Peculiar Correlation Thereof with Certain Astronomical Phenomena, by Métier d'Amour
    0748: The Inevitability of the Impending Armageddon, by Métier d'Amour
    0749: If You Don't Know How to Leave the Prime Material Plane, You Really Might Want to Learn Before the Next Grand Alignment of the Crystal Spheres, by Métier d'Amour
    0750: Planes From Which To View the End of the World, and Other Practical Planar Tourism Tips, by Métier d'Amour
    0751: Barnabas's big Barbecue Book: Tips for magic in food preparations, Barnabas B. Barniwickle
    0752: Gears and Aether: an Artificers guide to Gnon-Gnomish Technology, Sir Stanley A. Steelsmith III
    0753: Correlation between Gnomish populations and Mystical Calamities, Urist Son of Urist for the Royal Gearwrights Academy
    0754: Pointy End First: a guide to Martial Combat for the Mystically Competent, Marian W. Baker
    0755: Don't Even Think About Going to the Elemental Plane of Water for Safety During the Cataclysm; That's Like Beheading Yourself to Cure the Sniffles by Métier d'Amour (a short supplementary volume bundled with all second-and-later printings of Planes from Which to View the End of the World, to address a printing error omitting a vitally important chapter)
    0756: Pointy Propositions: A Guide to Marital Combat for Warrior Women, by Hera and Diana; Themyscrian Publications, Ltd.
    0757: Advanced Necromancy Arcanapedia
    0758: Unique Techniques of Necromancy
    0759: Structures & Approaches to Fundamental Transmutation
    0760: Interdisciplinary Principles of Necromancy and Transmutation
    0761: The Tragedy and Triumph of Jelland Xaxus
    0762: The Librium of Hallowed Magics
    0763: The Final Days of the Mountain Wars
    0764: Magic in War: Decisive Battles in the _____-_____ Conflict
    0765: Disease is Life! By Dwight Mumford
    0766: A treatiſe on ye uſage of Dwarven intockſicating ſpirits as ſources of combuſtible fuels for ye revolitutionairie new highe-ſpeede propulſion ſyſstem known as ye "Pulſe-Jette Engine," by Mesocricetus Auratus Phodopus Sungorus Samazing MacEanruig XLII of Mt. Nevermind. (This book is heavily damaged; it appears to have been in a rather large explosion at some point)
    0767: Architectural Principles of Tower Construction by Parker Jenga
    0768: Up and Away: A Treatise on Magickal Flight Devices, Manifolde and Diverse - by B. Yaga
    0769: Printers and Paperwork: 1st edition
    0770: Printers and Paperwork: The Officescape Boxed Set by Greff Jubb
    0771: Von Hieffmann's Compendium of Magical Anomalyies
    0772: Gears, Pistons, and Capaciters? Gno Problem. A Brief Introduction To Gnomish Magitek. - Whizzaldo Fizzbang
    0773: Air Pressure, Enclosed Spaces, and Convection, a Beginners Guide to Non-Backfiring Fireballs - Crastend Burnt
    0774: MMO and Wizards: Benefits and Risks of Magically Modified Food
    0775: The Ecological Impact of Virgin Sacrifices - Save the Cheerleader, Doom the World by Drew Id
    0776: 101 Dark Rites and Rituals, Revised and Expanded (Now with New & Improved Illustrations and Diagrams!)
    0777: Elethiel Psilara and the Secret Princess by Bellis Smokeleaf
    0778: Elethiel Psilara and the Ebony Figurine by Bellis Smokeleaf
    0779: Elethiel Psilara and the Maiden's Hourglass by Bellis Smokeleaf
    0780: Elethiel Psilara and the Blood-stained Veil by Bellis Smokeleaf
    0781: Elethiel Psilara and the Milkmaid's Secret by Bellis Smokeleaf
    0782: Elethiel Psilara and the Archmage's Last Spell by Bellis Smokeleaf
    0783: Elethiel Psilara and the Harem of Elriland by Bellis Smokeleaf
    0784: Elethiel Psilara and the Missing Dagger by Bellis Smokeleaf
    0785: Elethiel Psilara and the Elf Queen's Cry by Bellis Smokeleaf
    0786: Elethiel Psilara and the Crimson Stone by Bellis Smokeleaf
    0787: Elethiel Psilara and the Final Wall by Bellis Smokeleaf
    0788: Elethiel Psilara and the Shrouded City by Bellis Smokeleaf
    0789: Elethiel Psilara and the Misty Valley by Bellis Smokeleaf
    0790: Elethiel Psilara and the Dragon's Pearl by Bellis Smokeleaf
    0791: An almost-complete set - 52 of the 56 Elethiel Psilara books.
    0792: One Hundred Doomsday Prophecies
    0793: Green's Anatomy
    0794: Xenobiology and You by Segev Ianth's Son the Dark Lord
    0795: Why End at Death: the Moral Case of Necromancy - Hazu Tekkel
    0796: Death's Revolving Door: an Examination on the Effects of Repeated Resurrections on the Psyche - Ka Zay Juvee Zed Klore
    0797: Loving the Dead: the Regularity of Necrophilia Among Necromancers - Vee Proglo
    0798: Magic Over Matter: How So Many Creatures Overcome the Square-Cube Law - Avara'Udomo'Effezi
    0799: The Art of Contracts: A Practical Guide to Tempting, Exploiting, and Profiting from Mortals - Mudoru, Infernal Duke of the Nine Hells
    0800: Scamming Fiends: How to Make Deals with Devils and Come Out on Top - Q. H. Ossoman
    Spoiler: 0801-0900
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    0801: Final Destination: How to Live as You Please and Still Go to the Afterlife You Want - Q. H. Ossoman
    0802: Godless Life: Exploring Healing Without Divine Power - Mara Mrell
    0803: Yes Ykzovligx: My Half Century as an Aboleth's Thrall - Jar'Vel Hashoni
    0804: Rise and Fall of Tashla, Archmage and Queen of Redwater - Rivany Junn
    0805: Words of Power, and How to Remember Them. By K. V. NXXXXXXX (The authors last name, though it appears to have been present at one time, has been destroyed and torn from the cover and title pages)
    0806: How Many Ships Can Your Face Launch? A practical Guide to Illusions and Shapeshifting
    0807: Ars Gratia Arcanis: A Primer on Wizarding Philosophy for the Aspiring Novice, by Archmage T.T.M. Flow,
    0808: De Re Divinari: On the Moral and Legal Implications of the Use of Divination in Legal Proceedings. Ibid.
    0809: Ignus Stultorum Magister: A Warning Against the Use of Forbidden Magicks, and a Full and Truthful Account of the Dangers Therein. Ibid.
    0810: How to Palm Small Pieces of Dangerous Artifacts by Eddie Hawkins
    0811: Fear of a Green Planet (conductor's score)
    0812: An evil book that kills anyone who reads it in seven days
    0813: Slight of Mind by H.C.B.D. - A book revolving around ways of mixing stage magic and real magic together
    0814: Just Sign Here: A guide to mystical contracts by B. Regulus
    0815: An Arm and a Leg: Sacrificial rituals and you by B. Regulus
    0816: A treatise on the efficacy of somnulent mystical energies upon members of the genus Aves by R.S. Binns - A paper so tremendously boring that it is far more effective at putting people to sleep than the writer's spells ever were.
    0817: A Spotter's Guide for Invisible Things by L. Lovegood - A book detailing the habits and habitats of the mystical equivalent of cryptids. However, at least a few of the entries have been proven to be real since the time it was written...
    0818: The Color of Magic by T. Pratchett - As soon as anyone tries to pick up this book, the arm of an orangutan reaches out from between the shelves and snatches it from them. Examination shows that there is not, in fact, any place behind the shelves for it to have been taken to.
    0819: Dousing the Stars by ???? - This book is written in an unknown language, and the author's name has been entirely scratched out. Should the text be translated, it will be shown to be a list of various spells that are nigh-impossible to cast and would have apocalyptic ramifications if they ever were to be cast. One of the pages is covered in scribbled hand-written notes. Several of these notes have checkmarks next to them, and one is triple-underlined and circled. The final note on the page says "Well... now I just have to see if it will work."
    0820: The Iron Tome - This book isn't actually titled, but is instead made entirely from iron. It contains several ancient spells made during a war against the fae (although since then more effective spells have been created, and thus the text is likely useless except as a historical curiosity)
    0821: The Unknowable Book - The knowledge contained within this book is impossible for a mortal mind to fully comprehend. While it can be read normally with no issue, as soon as the book is closed, the reader will realize that they have no idea what it was they just read, nor any memory of the time spent reading it.
    0822: The little ebony black book - Contains the true names of several succubi and incubi. My my my.
    0823: The Genealogy of a Bard, Vol. XLII: Descendants by species: Ny - Oo. compiled by M. ffolk.
    0824: The Public Enquisitor- a series of chapbooks containing slightly inaccurate (and often libelous) information about nobility and other public figures, slightly inaccurate information about potentially mystically portentous phenomena, and numerous tracts calling for an alliance with the Empire of Iuz
    0825: Intricacies of Elf Cuisine: A survey of Thri-Kreen delicacies -Om'n Om, Half-Orc Druid
    0826: My Education at Gombe Stream -Om'n Om, Half-Orc Druid
    0827: The Watcher: My life with the Kreen -Om'n Om, Half-Orc Druid
    0828: Tribes of the Thri-Kreen -Om'n Om and D'yann Flossey, Half-Orc Druids
    0829: The Humanoiditarians: Elves and the Kreen - - Marga Ret Powers, Elven Druid
    0830: NEZUMI, the Complete Series - Namlegeips Tra: A Survivor's tale from horrors beyond The Wall
    0831: 18 Unconventional Uses for Basilisk Scales by Scaramintrix Thespastrial
    0832: Eyeball in the Window: A Practical Guide to Scrying From the Ethereal by Ezmond the Soul Raptor
    0833: Past Contracts, pt. 5 - {insert Devil's name here}
    0834: How Mazes Make to Yourself - Halaster
    0835: Why the Seelie Court will trick you: A perspective from the Iron Thorn - Verdant Prince Niallghas
    0836: My Struggle (and plan to conquer all nations) - {insert Demon's name here}
    0837: Read me please - A devil's Primer on Mortal minions Faithful
    0838: "The Beginner's Guide to Cryomancy" - The front cover of this book, as well as its contents, are severely burned, and the title is almost illegible
    0839: (Dryad's Poetry Book) An untitled book of poetry, that seems to be written on tree bark. Closer examination reveals the book is infused with nature magic, and seems to add new pages over time. The quality of the writing is mediocre.
    0840: Everyday Magic by M.M. Selus - A book regarding practical uses for various magical spells in everyday life
    0841: Taming the Untamed by R.J. Cezerik - A theoretical essay on combining wild, eldritch, or otherwise non-arcane magic with more "normal" wizardly spellcasting
    0842: Amidst the Fae by Ciri Elosin - An account of the writer's travels through fae lands and interactions with the inhabitants thereof. The book is unfinished
    0843: The Forbidden Art - ...seems to be a book about machinery. Oddly enough, no magic seems to be involved, although the machines (if functional) could prove potent even without it. (Machinery found within is non-functional; think the diagrams that Leonardo Da Vinci made. Brilliant, but untested and flawed)
    0844: Sidereal Travel - A very dull and scholarly text about various methods of non-euclidean travel (such as passing through walls, teleportation, etc). A DC 40 Knowledge: Arcane (DC 30 if playing a wizard with a specialty in Conjuration) check reveals that the information within is horribly out of date
    0845: 101 Uses for Sovereign Glue - This book's pages are stuck together
    0846: MUSCLEMANCY - This book seems to claim that there exists a form of arcane magic channeled through physical strength. This so-called "Swoleceror" is quite clearly insane.
    0847: The Transformative Transhuman- a book detailing on how various methods of transforming yourself using magic into another greater being and possible options, from the benign to the most horrible of lich rituals.
    0848: Guide To Acquiring Interplanar Harems- details how you keep the love of both angel and succubus at the same time while making sure that fire genasi doesn't get angry at having to share you, how to summon them all and gain their favor and so on.
    0849: Show Me How To Lie- A book detailing how to best use your illusion spells to their fullest potential, when to be subtle with your illusions and when to be spectacular
    0850: Screw Wizards! A Sorcerers Guide To Magic- A book explaining magic from a sorcerers point of view, and has proven quite popular with the common folk due to its clear common person reading level way of being written, conversational tone and its snarky asides about how wizards think they know everything. Most people are more likely to refer to this book over any drier text that wizards talk about. Its accurate, but puts every thing simpler and easier to understand terms.
    0851: Screw Wizard Academies! A Sorcerers Guide To The Politics of Wizards- one sorcerers account of spending their time at various wizard academies and breaking down how their various methods and social community not only keeps magic out of the hands of the common people where it could benefit more, but also encourages the wizards within to betray each other for knowledge and seek ultimate power without consideration for anyone else, thus keeping knowledge among themselves stagnant and constantly being setback.
    0852: Screw Wizard Minds! A Sorcerers Guide to Intelligence- Sets out to debunk the concept that wizards are more intelligent than everyone else by forming the theory of multiple intelligence's and using other forms of magic as proof of them, promoting a message of universal magic acceptance and more free exchange of information between druids, bards, clerics, warlocks, martial artists, sorcerers and so on to learn things that wizards never will being cooped up in their towers.
    0853: Screw Sorcerers! A guide for shy young wizards to try to score dates (and other extracurricular activities) with those hot sorcerers and sorceresses.
    0854: Bound in His Realm - This fictional book is written from the perspective of a Bound Elemental and details their... unconventional relationship with their summoner. The cover features manacles consisting of fire, lying on a satin sheet
    0855: Blindfolded in Her Garden - This book details a man's relationship with a Gorgone. The cover features a statue of a weeping angel.
    0856: Shipped and Whipped - A causual skimming of this book suggests it is the story of a slave girl abducted by a ghost ship, falling in love with the captain. The cover features a kneeling girl in half-profile from the back, with her back naked. Above her stands a ghostly handsome man with a whip posed to strike. A more detailed examination reveals that several descrptions of the captain's looks and character have been cross-referenced with The Golem That Wants You!
    0857: The Golem That Wants YOU! - A Guide to Creating the Perfect Lover
    0858: How to Be the Arcane Man - R, FLAİR
    0859: Societal Transmutation: the future impact of magic on our world by Emperor Tippy - This book lays out a vision for the world where magic takes a more substantial role, eliminating food and hunger, providing effortless inter regional trade, creating effective immortality for the masses, and so on. It also provides a guide on how a sufficiently powerful mage could create such a world. It's a wonder it hasn't happened yet...
    0860: Our Secret Goblin Overlords by Xela Nienelefin - The author seems to believe that a cabal of goblinoids and hobgoblins secretly suppress the world's technological and magical progression. He claims this cabal knows most goblins have little talent for either magic or tecnology, and the current state benefits them more than the intelligent races, so they try to keep the world at this status quo and make sure no one finds out about them. Unlike other conspiracy thesis', such as a king being replaced by a Rakshasa or illithids taking over a church, this one seems quite insane.
    0861: Extinguishing the Day Star by Count Alucard - It appears to be a research paper on a means to destroy the sun. Alucard claims to have talked with all manner of denizens such as illithids and drow in his research, but though he lays out several possibilities from plausible to impossible all are clearly still purely theoretical.
    0862: Arcanist Revolution by Kezlar von Yther - A long and rambling script calling for the overthrow of the current world system and the instatement of an "enlightened mageocracy" to guide the masses and lead humanoids to greatness. Quite full of logical fallacies including, but not limited to, begging the question, strawmen, and circular reasoning
    0863: Arcanist Devolution by Hexvorazlin, silver great wyrm - This seems to have been written as a direct rebuttal to Arcanist Revolution, as it takes each point in that back and deconstructs the flaws and real world counter-examples to each one. It also bears an incredibly cynical take on humanoids in general, seemingly viewing them as child-like at best.
    0864: The Chains of Lust: the Mazzler Edition by Java Tan, Yuroy Mazzler, and Krveero - An infamously poorly written, cliche, groan inducing, and all around bad fiction book about the forbidden love between a half-human half-succubus and a chain devil, featuring a blank-slate female lead that is an obvious audience self-insert and a hunky devil who is not particularly fiendish, aside from the multiple long and drawn out bondage scenes. This edition "improved" with added text compiled by the legendary bard Mazzler, who was able to convince a Gelugon devil named Krveero to offer commentary on the story with him. The book alternates between the horrible original text, Mazzler's snarky comments, and Krveero's seething, unintentionally hilarious rants about how inaccurate and disgraceful everything in the book is about the lower planes.
    0865: From Atop the Dragon's Back: A Series of Faerie Tales and other Stories of Amusement. Collected and edited by the Bard's College.
    0866: Weren't There More Of You A Minute Ago? A tome etched in gold plates, which seems initially to be an index of the library, but with books misnumbered and including tomes that aren't there, and mis-titling some that aren't. Burried in it is a plate filled with frustrated scratches and a message that reads, "He's altering them here, too. How can I be sure even this record is beyond his reach?
    "0867: Magic Power to the People Manifesto -
    Appears much older than it is due to the inferrio parchment and ink used. Looks to be a screed on giving ""Wizards power"" to Fighters and Rogues.
    The earlier chapters have much underlining and hand written annotations in the margins of such comments as ""That will never work!"", ""The fools"", and ""as if"". Later pages are largely margin comment free, but are even more dog-eared, except for a large ""Uh-Oh"" near the end. "
    0868: The Dark Lotus Sutra - A collection of the teachings of Olidammara as they pertain to music, the occult, and armed insurrection (the title is a portmanteau of Dark Lotus (a rap supergroup consistig of ICP and Twiztid) and Lotus Sutra (a holy book of the mahayana denomination of buddhism) )
    0869: The Third Degree - a manual of enhanced interrogation techniques used by the Iuzite church of evil elemental fire
    0870: Ter(r)astructure Engineering - A study of the planet constructing methods of creator gods. By Z.Yragerne and Dr.D.R.Murlynd
    0871: Kelt'Hazad's Necromantic Logistics, Delegations and Command Chains(contains the secrets to how, exactly, the BBEGs have proper armies of undead while PCs are stuck with only twice their CL in hit dice, if that)
    0872: Gull Dan's Devil Law Guide, a non-Outsider's Guide to Infernal Legal Loopholes (Contains many of the legal loopholes to various common forms of selling one's soul, although the legal jargon involved is written in obscure Infernal terms that even most Devils don't know)
    0873: Sticks and bones: Necromancy from scratch, by Dhurnak Angernvil - You found yourself naked and stranded on an island in the middle of nowhere? This is the book you want with you!
    0874: But your soul will never leave me: Thinaun and its uses, by El'udriel A'amis
    0875: On the adventures of the Great and Powerful Magical Korg, his comrades and his chickens, by Boried Pasternak
    0876: Mechanisms of Technically Honorable Warfare - This kobold authored book details the construction and use of a number of devices designed to skirt the rules of honorable warfare and combat, including a number of devices designed to deliver a formal declaration of war and then immediately kill the recipient
    0877: 50 shades of iomedae. Book about iomedean priestes and her nights with incubus
    0878: The Cuisine of the Blue Tribes. A cooking book. Several of the recipes have been edited with notes, such as "in a pinch, substitute salt with tears" and "delicious with young spider eggs". When cooked according to the edits, the food tastes surprisingly well.
    0879: "Kassagar Garsarra" by S. Lukyanenko. This small tome is written in blood and contains various hag rituals pertaining to medicine, such as "Easing pain in the kidneys", "Easing birthing pain without ill to the child", "Killing an unborn without ill to the mother" and "Killing an unborn along with the mother".
    0880: Mechaniſms that Technically Count as Warfare – A treatise on gnomish devices that exploded and/or ran amok, particularly those presented as gifts to foreign governments or noble houses. Includes advice to ambassadors and heads of state of non-gnomish nations as to which types of device are most likely to explode and/or run amok (including such advice as "Do notte accept as a gyfte anythinge of gnomiſh manufacture wyth a boiler, or that otherwyſe maketh uſe of combuſtible fuel or high preſsures, for theſe are nigh-certain to detonate, or rupture and ſpew forth fires or ſcalding ſteam" and "Do notte accept a gyfte of any gnomiſh contraption equipped wyth any form of blade, eſpecially if allejed to be for the purpoſe of ſhaving or trymming of beardes or haire, due to the ſtrong probabilitie of a ſlit throate, ſcalping, or decapitation. Conſider the rampage of the Bronze Barber-Surgeon of 581 Pre-Cataclyſm, in whych half the court of Solamnia was ſcalped at the demonſtration before the infernal machine was deſtroyed by the Knyghts of Solamnia").
    0881: The Lord of the Rings by J.M. Hunter. An autobiography of the rise of the Central Continent's largest fine jewelry wholesaler.
    0882: A Song Of Ice and Fire. A Bard's book to instruct one of how to sing an upbeat happy tale about a wolf who braves through deserts and snow to reunite a loving family of lions.
    0883: The Wheel of Time A very dry history book detailing various clocks throughout the ages
    0884: The Sword King Phenomenon: one Wizard's investigation into why there are so many farm boys suddenly getting cool swords while being the center of a prophecy that proclaims they are a chosen one to defeat some great evil which somehow ends up making them the king of a kingdom, seeing an alarmingly common pattern in history. The book slowly becomes convinced that this happens because of a world-spanning conspiracy to keep the technology of the world stagnant and unchanging.
    0885: ReBalance - Written by an unknown author, the book speaks of several divine decrees referred to as "Errata." Worse yet, this clearly delusional man speaks of huge cataclysmic events in history he calls, "Edition Changes." The Gods, he surmised, have been playing dice with the Mutiverse for ages, treating their lives as one "Terrible game after another."
    0886: Tome of xXx: Velvet tome with quality magical lock stored in warded glass case rigged with disintegrate runes. No one knows what it contains. (Compilation of Nymphology, Book of Erotic Fantasy, and Complete Temptress sourcebooks)
    0887: Malleus Sacerdotum
    0888: How To Drain Your Flagon, by Borst Irongut
    0889: The illustrated guide to magical diseases, Vol 5: Grueling Goiters - Malignant Mastication.
    0890: The Manticore, The Hedgemage, And The Armoire, by Penny Farthing
    0891: One Orc Two Orc Red Orc Blue Orc: an Orcish primer by Dr. Zoosh
    0892: Following The Yellow Brick Road: A Travelogue, by Dorothy Gale
    0893: Colossal Cockroaches: Cheap Guardians or Mutant Menace?
    0894: Hastur Hastur Hastur! Summoning Old Gods For Fun And Profit
    0895: How Cthulhu Stole The Solstice, by Roald Oats
    0896: Folding At Home: Tesseracts Made Easy
    0897: You're A Wizard Larry! What to expect from your first year at mage academy
    0898: Enchanters Illustrated - Swimsuit Edition
    0899: Cockatrice Soup For The Souless: Inspirational Passages For the Necromacer in All Of Us
    0900: WYSIWYG: A Beginner's Guide To Polymorph And Other Transmutation
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    0901: The Gospel of St. Fred of the Cardigan--the biography and collected poems, songs, sermons, speeches, parables, and other teachings of a legendary figure venerated as the patron saint of children by most of the major Good-aligned religions in the multiverse
    0902: Catalogue of Inconsequential Stars
    0903: Long Winded Speeches for Every Occasion
    0904: Limitations of Memorization and Recall in Creatures of Elemental Water
    0905: Wishing For More Wishes and Other Logical Fallacies by Jenny Ovda Bottle.
    0906: Memoirs of a Newborn Aboleth
    0907: Enema Elish
    0908: The Vampire's Guide to Wines
    0909: Cooking With the Weird Sisters
    0910: untitled journal of a bullywug's experiences working double shifts at an icecream parlor for a month (see if you can guess the obscure, humorously misinterpreted shakespeare reference)
    0911: A Brief History of Thyme - a cookbook and ritual book with commentary featuring the titular spice
    0912: A Brief History of Rime - a book about magical ice, and its effects
    0913: A Brief History of Rhyme - a history of bardic magic
    0914: A Brief History of Slime - a book about summoning and controlling oozes
    0915: A Brief History of Grime - a book about magical cleaning techniques
    0916: Papers and Paychecks - Player's Handbook
    0917: Papers and Paychecks - Supervisor's Guide
    0918: Papers and Paychecks - Coworker Compendium 1
    0919: Papers and Paychecks - Coworker Compendium 2
    0920: Papers and Paychecks - Coworker Compendium 3
    0921: Instructions for the Creation of Golden Snitches, Bludgers, and Quaffles
    0922: Violins and Bows: A Bard's Primer on Archery. A treatise on archery co-written by several members of the College of Valor. Includes lessons on useful spells, tactics, rapid-reloading techniques for crossbows, close-quarters combat, targeting weak points in opponents' defenses, and long-range accuracy. And at least one horrible pun.
    0923: Army Book [Owner's Race/Faction]
    0924: A spellbook -- of Cantrips.
    0925: A journal written in cipher and hidden inks with the Celestial numeral 1 on the cover, inscribed in the palm of a six-fingered hand. It contains 1/3 of a ritual for an unknown purpose, wreathed in warnings both cryptic and overt.
    0926: A journal written in cipher and hidden inks with the Draconic numeral 2 on the cover, inscribed in the palm of a six-fingered hand. It contains 1/3 of a ritual for an unknown purpose, with helpful margin-notes from a friendly Outsider.
    0927: A journal written in cipher and hidden inks with the Fiendish numeral 3 on the cover, inscribed in the palm of a six-fingered hand. It contains 1/3 of a ritual for an unknown purpose, but after detailing the ritual, the journal ends, leaving half the book blank.
    0928: Hollow Victory, by Baron Ignatius Ironhand. The autobiographical, existential lament of a once-zealous conquerer who ultimately found no fulfillment or meaning in his military triumphs or in lordship, and came to regret the senseless bloodshed. The Baron left the original manuscript for this book behind when he suddenly abdicated his throne and vanished from the pages of history, presumably dying in obscurity. The book purportedly holds clues to the location of the enchanted mace the Baron once wielded. Rumors of treasure aside, the book does contain useful firsthand accounts of both employing and countering wizards, clerics, and alchemists in large-unit tactics and logistical capacities.
    0929: I Seem to Be Having Tremdous Difficulty With My Lifestyle: Twenty-Eight Times a Poorly Translated Turn of Phrase Has Started Yet Another War
    0930: Literally Die Laughing: A Lichdom Procedure Involving Ritual Comedy
    0931: Terrible Miscalculations of Scale—how mighty armies have fallen due to failure to research the relative size of local life-forms before invading
    0932: We must build.... what?!?!? Mundane and magical fortifications against Colossal besiegers
    0933: A Beginner's Guide to Breathing
    0934: Mastering Breathing
    0935: Breathing, My Only Mistake
    0936: Errors in Combustion
    0937: Annihilation for Everyone!
    0938: Quihu Murderyell: A Brief History: An 18 page essay concerning the human necromancer Quihu Murderyell, authored by Quihu Murderyell
    0939: Better Book: A 45 page guide authored by Quihu Murderyell, concerning the essay Quihu Murderyell: A Brief History.
    0940: Can the Hills Save the World?
    0941: Books: Fact or Fiction?
    0942: Sleep, Abridged, for the Beginning Practitioner
    0943: An Offering to Pulleys
    0944: A Wizard's Guide to Pulleys
    0945: The Lever and Other Travesties
    0946: Overcoming That Dreadful Oxygen Addiction by the Elemental Heir
    0947: Anatomical Similarities of the Beholder and Potato
    0948: Beholder War Anatomy: An Examination of the Minuscule Anatomical Differences Distinguishing the Five Beholder Clans (and how it could save your life!)
    0949: Like, he's right behind you! The Importance of Comedy Relief In Any Adventuring Party.
    0950: Fifty Hues of Gray: The Importance of Color Choice for Races with Darkvision
    0951: (unnamed tablet) This is not a book per se, but rather a stone tablet containing the same inscription in three different languages. The inscription seems to be a recipe for a cake, containing, among other things, measurement units you have never heard of. One of the "translations" has instructions clearly scaled for creatures of a different size category (eg tablespoons instead of gallons, etc)
    0952: The Lost Evangelium - This book retells a widely known religious text from a different perspective and appears to date at the same time as the earliest known source, if not predate it outright. While it reveals nothing new, content-wise, it would surely be of great interest to a scholar.
    0953: Shifters cook book : guide to tastier fights
    0954: The Vampire's Guide to Seduction
    0955: Fey, Dragons, and Transformational Curses
    0956: The Gospel According to Minsc
    0957: The Gospel According to Jan Jansen
    0958: The Acts of the Bhaalspawn
    0959: The Revelation of Jon Irenicus
    0960: Displacer Beast and Cockatrice: The Benefits and Drawbacks of Monstrous Guard Animals
    0961: A Short Guide to Basic Pun-Based Ritual magic - Zombie the Kobold, Wighty Lizard
    0962: The Big Book of Advanced Pun-Based Ritual Magic - Zombie the Kobold, Wighty Lizard
    0963: The Final Pun: The Ritual to End All Rituals - Zombie the Kobold, Wighty Lizard
    0964: Secrets of the Ultimate Cantrip
    0965: Cookbooks and You: Are Pictures Edible?
    0966: 99 Great Enchantments for Siege Equipment
    0967: How to Invent the Bicycle
    0968: Violence: A "How-To" Guide
    0969: Nekonomicon: Book of Feline Magic
    0970: Snow Dwarf and the Seven Wights
    0971: On the Medicinal, Alchemical, and Magickal Benefits of Hornets, Wasps, and Bees by Kael Stormborn
    0972: Effective Protection Gear and Magick for Defense against Stinging Insects by Kael Stormborn II
    0973: An Analysis of the Employment of Siege Engines by the Dwarven Army at the Siege of Black Keep
    0974: A Comprehensive Guide to Warfare, Raids, and Cracking Skulls by Gothmog the Defiler
    0975: A Catalog of Subterranean Denizens, or: How to Avoid Being Eaten by an Eldritch Horror, Bjarne Stonefist
    0976: The Royal Expositer issue #1892: I ate my Kobold Baby! with a side of Fries! Also in this issue: Which Nobles are Cheating with Whom? Can You Guess Which of these Once-Famous Bards have had Magical Weight-loss Treatments?
    0977: Compendium of Curses: A book of curse magic; the curses in this book are actually semi-parasitic, and will attempt to attach themselves to any reader who fails a will save, which will also strip all information about said curse from the book.
    0978: The King In Yellow Pages: A book containing summoning rituals for various eldritch beings.
    0979: Normal Book by C. Kretpas Sage: Removing this book from the book-shelf... does absolutely nothing special. It was an attempt by a wizard to create a book that was as average as possible in every single way.
    0980: Chronicles of the Highest God - a book of legends detailing how Olidammara first introduced hemp to Oerth
    0981: The Complete Book of Orc: Recipes, Kitchen Anecdotes, and Everything You Need to Know about the Other Other Dark Meat
    0982: Complete book of elves: guide book to getting most magic and taste for your buck
    0983: Minion employee records
    0984: The Deeds of Kord- A book of the deeds of the god of strength and adventure. It's contents in many ways resemble a list of "Chuck Norris facts"
    0985: Awesome Tales of Awesome Heroes Doing Awesome Stuff. A compilation of poorly drawn comic books detailing the events of an unlikely band of Goblin superheroes.
    0986: Revolt in the Stars. (The story doesn't make any more sense in the game world than it does in the real world)
    0987: Minutes of a regularly-scheduled meeting of this world's various sun gods
    0988: A stone tablet containing instructions for the very first spell ever created. Material components: Several sticks. Somatic component: Form sticks into a pile, then rotate another stick rapidly in the center of the pile. Creates a small mundane fire, consuming the sticks over time.
    0989: The Unabridged Compendium of Gnomish Tax Laws. The inside of this book has been hollowed out, and contains a small treasure of some sort.
    0990: Gods: A spotter's guide. Includes information about how to track down beings with any sort of divine rank (although some of the information is potentially spotty or wrong)
    0991: The Complete Bedtime Story Collection - a compendium of endearing and lesson-laden fairy tales which, when read in order, most certainly does NOT reveal a deep and underlying conspiracy of powerful magical and political figures throughout the world.
    0992: The Sueloise Book of the Dead - A collection of prayers to Wee Jas intended to help one maintain one's identity and abilities in the afterlife
    0993: Powdered Troll.
    0994: Make More Powerful Artifacts - The Charm of Unmaking Technique.
    0995: The Lester Essays on Monstrosities and Flesh Based Constructs Vol. 1
    0996: The Lester Essays on Monstrosities and Flesh Based Constructs Vol. 2: The Making of a Colossus and How to Control Them
    0997: The Lester Essays on Monstrosities and Flesh Based Constructs Vol. 3: Unfinished Work.
    0998: I am Iron, Man: the Life and times of Antoneious Starke, Warforged artificer.
    0999: Tome of True Artifice Guide Book to Truly Magical Armor Creation - V.V Doom
    1000: Undead from Ashes. Urn your way to fun and prophet!
    The Hidden Bookcase (volumes 1001 and beyond) has been moved. Looks like I should have reserved the third post, too!.
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    0004 Raelechan's Treatise of Basic Thaumaturgy - Raelechan Ka'elle, Archmage of Golden City
    0005 Ley Lines on the Old Continent - Gorinuza the Explorer
    0006 Explanation of Maahali Gestures as Used in Spellcasting - Parinis Woraquan
    0007 Kompendijum ov Advansedad Madgikz - Hoffgar the Half-orc
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    0008. Fighting Pimples With Magic - An Herbalist's Guide to Looking Good and Loving Yourself, By Hamal Sezanni
    0009. Mental Power. Why You Don't Need to Be a Psion to Get Things Done - By Rodof Meklituch, Order of the Green Star
    0010. Call of the Whight - By Black Abandon
    0011. Inferno. What I Saw: Risks and Opportunities, By Aeneas Trojan
    0012. Vanitas Viventium: Aut Flavii Coracis De Inutili Humatione

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    0013: Displacer Stew, or Cooking with Magical Beasts by Correlon Silvanis
    0014: Charm Person! 1001 Tips and Tricks to Make Your Sex Life Magical by Magister Velus
    0015: A Guide to Hunting Dragons by Velius Greenleaf (Translated from Elven by Bennis Alderman)
    0016: Why Elves are Idiots by Vrethinaxilus (Translated from Draconic by Bennis Alderman)
    0017: Necromancy and You! by Kladus the Bloody
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    0018: Sigils of the fifth order, elemental properties, and principals of non-interaction - Percival Boonth, Mage guide registrar of Wildoak

    0019: So you want to play with fire: An evoker's primer - Howell Kneknet

    0020: Magical threats of the outer planes - Anonymous

    0021: Lead into Gold - Meetwak Bolitar

    0022: An analysis of the thinning membrane between the prime material and elemental planes in specific localized areas as evidenced through rigorous experimentation and short sojourns through the ethereal plane - Feezle Boddycock, Mage in good standing of the College of Springmill, Eleventh circle, dues paid in full.
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    0023: Magic in the Ancient World - Fritz Graf
    0024: The Occult in Mediaeval Europe - Maxwell-Stuart
    0025: Magic in the Middle Ages - Kieckhefer
    0026: Magic, Witchcraft and Ghosts - Ogdln

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    0027: ΘΩΘ Handbook of Alchemy and Thaumaturgy: 93rd Edition - J. Frost, ed.
    0028: Almanac of Supernatural Phenomena - A. Quillin
    0029: Introduction to Golem Engineering - F. Simon, H. Sharpe

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    0030: Not Good Enough: My Life as an Intelligent Zombie, by Ron the Zombie and Frost Haklebet
    0031: Light and Darkness: An Opposition Reexamined, by Cangrande Visconti
    0032: The Cloth of Man: New Procedures in Skin Tissue Preservation and Reuse. Records of the Eight Necromantic Symposium of Mebion, edited by Drum Tibia.
    0033: Can We Raise Vegetables? Current Discoveries, by Phrenikos Azobiou.
    0034: Eternal Servants: Loss of Self in Intelligent Undead, by Drum Tibia.
    0035: The Blood Flower. An Pamphlet Regarding The Caucasus Crocus and Prometheus' Torment as Described in Lucan's Pharsalia, by Maul of the Forge.
    0036: Their Pain, Your Gain: Sufferance Harvesting and Optimization of Torture, by Semele Hacker.
    0037: A Few Recent Discoveries Concerning Flying Undead, by Blodwyn Infaneg.
    0038: Undead and the Sun, by Fulk Fitzhook.
    0039: How I Killed Your Servants: Adalgise Marhon's Memoires from the first Wantenian Crusade. By Adalgise Marhon and Sept Belief.
    0040: The Honourbound Weakness. Why Honour Needs to Be Substituted By Greed. By Frost Haklebeth

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    0041 Theories on the Cause of Genius Loci - Tene Handlen.

    0042 Implications of Subatomic Physics on the Process of Transmutation - Nicolette Gensly.

    0043 Living Cities: a Failed Hypothesis or Merely Against the Biases of the Visual Counsel? - Andrew Kral.

    0044 The Importance of the Eye in Spellcasting: a Review of the Differences between Seeing and Blind Mages - Ignatius Belslem.

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    0047 Guild Mages Hate Her! This Mage Halved the Time of a Mass Teleportation and You'll Never Guess How! - Sanford Biriliu.
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    0048: Using Magic for Fun and Profit by C. L. Kelus
    0049: Understanding the Outer Planes by Tan Ari
    0050: Why Evocation Isn't Useless by Mal Main
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    0051: 'Abusing the power of Charm Person.' By Hair Asment
    0052: 'Dead? Not anymore!' By G.P. Gravemonger
    0053: 'Illusions 101. No more reality!.' By F.P.F.S.D.A.Q.C. Draflacondit, gnomish professor.

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    0054: 'Classification and Uses of the Magical Beasts of the Material Plane' by Kazin Olsten
    0055: 'Alternate Roads to Immortality: Vestigial Existance, Transmutation, and Psionic Sandwiches', a series of essays by members of the Emerald Eye
    0056: 'Moral Considerations in the Use of Ninth Circle Spells' by Lyra Tanglefoot, First Maegister of the Purple Tower
    0057: 'Fun with Fundamentals: a Primer on Prestidigitation' by Professor Patrick Paarman
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    0058: 'Dewey Decimal System vs. Bugsby's Retrieving Hand: A Taxonomy Of Cataloging Techniques For The Studied Spellcaster' by Millicent Anriganta
    0059: 'First Things First: an extensive checklist for making checklists and ordering your life' by Prof. Scintilla
    0060: 'Reducing nullification of orthothaumaturgic effects in Karano-Semanski fields' by Dr. Kilindash
    0061: 'The flesh-eating creatures of the Katalo Valley and how to avoid them' by Captain Shiro
    0062: '12 uses of dragon blood (free lemon drop included)' by Prof. [unreadable]
    0063: 'The Glorious Life and More Glorious Undeath of Kazabo the Great (part 1, featuring the first century)' by Kazabo the Great
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    0064: My Father, the Devil. An Interview to Ezzellino da Romano, by Sordello da Goito
    0065: The Man Who Stole My Sister. How Unlawful Journalism Caused the Decadence of Court Troubadorship, by Ezzellino da Romano
    0066: Deeper! A Book About Dwarven Greed, by Sirolonwe Mancalmo
    0067: Ramas vs Kai: Two Translations Compared, by Johnet Devil
    0068: Occupy Lair! How to Avoid Henchmen Uprising, by Pharangus Photius
    0069: A Pamphlet Concerning the Status of Things in Undead Management, by Anonymous
    0070: Will the Chicken Denounce me? New Insights into Intelligent Animal Induced Paranoia. By Chipper Boster
    0071: The Wars I Fought, The Mistakes You Made: Gen. Fallacy's Memoires, Part 1, by Gen. Strawman Fallacy, edited by Robert Growth
    0072: One Pill To Rule Them All: How Xanathax Changed Our Lives, by Longshot Wilson
    0073: Cutting Edges. Why a Dagger is Better than a Club, by Lothar Marmalof
    0074: Depression and Compression: Phisical-trauma-induced Psychiatric Diseases, by Pharang Photius
    0075: Gallows Are Fun! An Introduction to a Legalized Mainframe to Public Execution for your Lair, by Asebio Portenti

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    0076 Psychology of the Undead - Morticia Fiore
    0077 Stop Breathing and Embrace Undeath! vol. LXVIII - set of scrolls published yearly by ancient lich Raxaradan
    0078 Raising Skeletons for Beginners - author unknown
    0079 Put it down! (An Apprentice's Guide to Artifacts) - Omar Shaleb Bahmaat, archmage of Riandor
    0080 To Master the Art of Embalming - practical guide consisting of 17 scrolls by unknown southern mage
    0081 Draaxi Collection - leatherbound collection of scrolls dictated by ancient dracolich to unknown (and soon devoured) author
    0081 Blood and Flesh - a record of discussion between vampire and sentient ghoul
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    0082: Myths and Superstitions Among Dragons - Nur Bethoryn
    0083: The Autotheogenic Heresy: An Epistemology of Ascension Methodologies - Clavis Neve
    0084: Reject Reality and Replace It With Your Own: Studies in Shadow Illusions - Neera Musicbag
    0085: A Handbook of the Planes - Magnus Rota
    0080: The Paradox of the Tusked Baby - Rev. Sir Daman Valiant D.D. O.o.H. S.o.F
    0086: A Book on Spirits - The Apostate
    0087: River Gods and Tree Spirits - Ellion H. Naveran
    0088: The Tooth, The Seal, The Void: Dalver Nar
    0089: Journal of <too damaged to read>
    0090: The Speculations - Snotial U. Cepseht
    0091: The Scrolls of Uncertain Provenance: Sources and Anotations - The Church of the Jazidim
    0092: The Tenebrous Paradox: The So-Called Loremaster of Moil
    0093: The Severe Secret - Anonymous
    0094: New Methods for Modeling Interactions Between Astral and Ethereal Extradimensional Spaces - Portable Baggen and Hoal Holden
    0095: Time is Power: A Chronometric and Statistical Approach to Intensity, Effectiveness, and Duration of Spells - Geldin the Mauve
    0096: The Dungeonmaster's Guide - Core Handbook
    0097: Crucimigration for Dummies: A Do It Yourself Guide - Tenobrius the Lichloved
    0098: 10 Centuries Against the Undying: A Memoir - Fluffy the Marut
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    Player: I'm very convincing.
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    Player: But there's masonry.
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    0096. Lay and Lie: Is He Really Dead, Or Is He Leaving You?, by Ursula Aphasia
    0097. The Twilight Bone. Some Skeletons Are Best Left In Peace!, by Jack Elantine
    0098. Iskanderun and His Blast: Story and Inception, by Ozocubus
    0099. Know When To Run. How to Live To Fight Another Day, by Wise Bob
    0100. Keep Your Ground! A Dwarven Paladin's Guide To Not Giving An Inch and Staying Alive Through Honourable Means, by Thomfur Boldstar
    0101. A Dictionary to Mushroom-Speak, Compiled by Lelas Mongrel
    0102. The Outsider Bon Vivant: Of Wine and Sylphs, by Trubius Farm
    0103. 1000 Items that Changed Necromancy as We Know It, Explained by Drum Tibia
    0104. Music of Death: Why Do Swans Sing?, by Tobi McRooster
    0105. Under the Northern Star Lies Tuomela, by Ekki Illapanni

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    Player: I'll use a classic ploy. "Help! Guards! He's having a seizure!"
    DM: You're the only one in the prison.
    Player: I'm very convincing.
    DM: And there are no guards.
    Player: But there's masonry.
    DM: It's not even animate, let alone sentient.
    Player: That's ok. I'll take the penalty.

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    106: The Destiny of Kobolds - P.P.
    Tough act to follow! Here's a few that were (or could have been) created in games I've played:

    107 Metamagical Principles - Quertus
    108 Q&A's Guide to Spells: Basic Spells
    109 Q&A's Guide to Spells: Intermediate Spells
    110 Q&A's Guide to Spells: Advanced Spells
    111 Q&A's Guide to Spells: Spells on the Planes {describes planar effects on spells, spell keys}
    112 Q&A's Guide to Monsters: Tips for Identifying, Fighting, Placating, and Running Away From Common Monsters
    113 Q&A's Guide to Monsters: Harvesting and Transporting Valuable Organs
    114 Q&A's Guide to Writing Your Will
    115 A World ruled by Dragons, and how I turned them all into Fluffy Bunnies - WSD, DoW.
    116 A World ruled by Vampires, and how I turned them all into Lawn Gnomes - WSD, DoW.
    117 The Bwanthar {this "leather"-bound tome details the history of its immortal author's demonic torture of all things mortal}
    118 Archery and You - How to be a Coward Without Wearing a Pointy Hat.
    119 The Herd and You - A Guide to Feeding Your Community {by Squinnamort, Illithid Savant / Thrall Herd}
    120 A Feast of Knowledge {a "scratch and lick" book by Squinnamort, Illithid Savant / Thrall Herd}
    121 Guide to the undead slave trade, by Khan Ravensblood.
    122 Books Unwritten: A Guide to the Dream King's Library.
    123 Retire to Ravenloft {a pamphlet explaining how they have entire forests of trees and abundant water, and it's such a wonderful place}

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    124 - The Grey Wizard's Pipeweed Companion - G. Stormcrow
    125 - The Codex Codex, A Listing of Tomes Rare and Arcane, & Their Purported Contents and Propertys

    I've also have a list o'tomes, but that is someone else's published work.
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    Active Abilities are great because you - the player - are demonstrating your Dwarvenness or Elfishness. You're not passively a dwarf, you're actively dwarfing your way through obstacles.

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    127: The poisonous book of poisons - Belle Ad'nna
    128: Fae-Watching: a guide - Mender Cello
    Handbook in Process:Getting the Facts Straight: A Guide to the Factotum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deophaun View Post
    Player: I'll use a classic ploy. "Help! Guards! He's having a seizure!"
    DM: You're the only one in the prison.
    Player: I'm very convincing.
    DM: And there are no guards.
    Player: But there's masonry.
    DM: It's not even animate, let alone sentient.
    Player: That's ok. I'll take the penalty.

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    129: Fear the Horde! (Or Not): A Discussion on the Pros and Cons of Using Mindless Undead
    130: The Kvathork Principle: A Treatise on Awakenings

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    131: 'Between You And Me: A Treatise on Magical Barriers And Destruction Thereof' by Cellendra Millitosa
    132: 'The Love Of Your Life: Contigency Spells For Adverse Circumstances' by Shira Kalonis
    133: 'Line Of Succession: Common Schemes Students Employ Against Their Masters' by Kona Averis
    134: 'Paradoxical Geometry through the Ages' by Costa Shintanta
    135: 'On the advantages of Ice Spells' by Daromed the Glacier
    136: 'Poor Unfortunate Souls: Where To Harvest Your Life Energy' by Ursula Octones
    137: 'The Beginner's Handbook on Common Pitfalls in Demonic Contracts' by Karanata Livandosz
    138: 'The Advanced Handbook On Obscure Pitfalls in Demonic Contracts' by Karanata Livandosz, finished after her death by her pupil and successor Kona Averis
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    But you, as DM, have to be prepared for the PCs to do something stupid and self-destructive, because they will. They can't help it. They're like adorable homicidal children with pennies near a light socket, except that the pennies are chainsaws and the light socket is your plot. Also, the chainsaws are on fire.

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    0139. Hopefully It's Dead: And Other Vain Hopes, by Surdid Morlak
    0140. Of Life, Death And Cymbals. What We Need And What We Want, by Eleutheros Malikiou
    0141. A Comparative Study Of Wishing Wells. Are They Replicable?, by Otto Seren

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    Many fictional titles stolen from our favorite cosmic horror author, some on here are more keeping in theme with a villainous wizard. Since your game probably isn't in the real world, I redacted the place-names and replaced them with [Region].

    0142: Clavis Alchimiae (Clavis Alchemical)
    0143: Introduction to the Arcane
    0144: Bestiary of [Region]
    0145: Histories of [Region]
    0146: On History
    0147: On Religion
    0148: Liber Ivonis
    0149: Liber Mortis
    0150: Book of Eibon
    0151: Book of Lod
    0152: Cthäat Aquadingen (things of the water), author unknown
    0153: De Vermis Mysteriis
    0154: On the Sending Out of the Soul
    0155: Pnakotic Manuscripts
    0156: Revelations of Glaaki
    0157: Tarsioid Psalms
    0158: Azathoth and Other Horrors
    0159: Commentaries on Witchcraft (Robert Fludd)
    0160: The Daemonolorum
    0161: Of Evill Sorceries done in [Region] of Daemons in no Humane Shape
    0162: Occultus (Heiriarchus)
    0163: The Soul of Chaos (Hengist Gordon)
    0164: Thaumaturgicall Prodigies
    0165: The Witch-Cult in [Region] (Dr. Margaret Alice Murray)
    0166: Astronomiae instauratae mechanica
    0167: Astronomiae instauratae progymnasmata

    I am so happy I use excel and didn't need to type out all of those numbers manually.
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    0143: The Grimoire Compendium: A list of magical texts - Various Authors
    0144: Tomos Botanicus: The Herbolary of Magic - Archmage Teronius and Grand Druid Aardvarius
    Handbook in Process:Getting the Facts Straight: A Guide to the Factotum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deophaun View Post
    Player: I'll use a classic ploy. "Help! Guards! He's having a seizure!"
    DM: You're the only one in the prison.
    Player: I'm very convincing.
    DM: And there are no guards.
    Player: But there's masonry.
    DM: It's not even animate, let alone sentient.
    Player: That's ok. I'll take the penalty.

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