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    1061) Why Won't My Zombie Stop Screaming? A Necromancer's Primer
    Firm opponent of the one true path

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    1062) Wishing for Wishes: Just Don't

    1063) Properly Optimized Fowl Theory and its Effect on the Common Folk

    1064) Wherewolves, Therewolves, Everywherewolves: Controlling Lycanthropic Epidemics

    1065) The Pyromancer's Pocketbook: How to Avoid Lighting Yourself On Fire At Embarrassing Moments

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Torath View Post
    Due to the consolidation of Lvl 2 Expert's collections, the next volume number is:

    1058: The Nekonomicon. Contains the bio's of all the Cat Girls slain by physics questions.
    Name taken mate i already ad that book to our library project
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    Threads are like cats. They go where they want, and never listen to what you want them to do.


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    1066.) The Big Book of Doomsday Prophecies
    1067.) Fifteen War Crimes You Can Commit At Home
    1068.) The Fattest Skeleton: A Children's Story

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    Quote Originally Posted by khadgar567 View Post
    Name taken mate i already ad that book to our library project
    Indeed. Right there at 0969. My apologies.
    Which means that our last entry is:

    1066: Fifteen War Crimes You Can Commit at Home
    Thri-Kreen Ranger/Psionicist by me, based off of Rich's A Monster for Every Season

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    1067.) The Fattest Skeleton: A Children's Story

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    1068.) Necreezynomicizzle - a treatise created by a god of rogues on the topic of stealing people's souls

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    Spoiler: 1001 - 1100 - The Hidden Book Case!
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    1001: What's on the Shelf: 1001 Essays, Treatises, and Books on Magic
    1002: Bye Bye Bye, A Bard's Guide to Banishment Spells
    1003: Overdoing it for showoffs.
    1004: How to know when the joke is over.
    1005: The "Multi-dimensional library" project: when 1001 books are not enough.
    1006: Surreallism: Extraplanar illusories with a foreword by Sigil's most excellent illusionist Flandswick Yggtriny
    1007: Home Defense Handbook: Upper Planes Denizens, plus a leaflet on how to break paladins! By Peregar Lokhreg Wothadrion
    1008: Interrupting their Groove: 110 tricks to defeat bards and other dashing casters! By Ermog Killjoy
    1009: 2002: a great number. By the High Count of Doublington.
    1010: Overlord List: Dos and Don'ts for Effective Villany
    1011: One Hundred and One Derganged Experiments You Can Try At Home
    1012: The Color Theory Out of Space (a guide on the use of color in paintings of supernatural and extradimensional objects)
    1013: Codex Criminalis: Book of Criminal Enterprises and Goblins by J. R. Deadwing
    1014: The Economicon
    1015: The Necronameicon: 1000 and More Ways to Name Your Undead Minions.
    1016: The Ergonomicon: A Guide to Correct Postures and to Workplace Design for Amanuensis' and Scroll Writers.
    1017: Kamadabra Sutra
    1018: Minauros tax code volumes 1-500
    1019: Fifty Shades of Gray's Anatomy
    1020: Principles of Anachronistic Architecture
    1021: One Hundred And One Fun Experiments You Can Do In The Netherworld
    1022: a dromite book on rulership that reads like a bizarre cross between the Discourses On Livy and the Kama Sutra
    1023: Elixirs I Have Known and Loved (EiHKAL)
    1024: Principles of Underwater Construction
    1025: Foundationless: A Guide to Erecting Structures On the Elemental Plane of Air
    1026: Architectural Design in Multiply Connected Space
    1027: dirty abyssal magazine with a centerfold of Pale Night that bursts into flames if opened all the way
    1028: an Olidammaran holy book that's hollow and contains a bottle of highly alcoholic brandy. On the bottle is written "no, seriously, this is really what's supposed to be in the book"
    1029: The Oleonomicon (a treatise on magical oils)
    1030: Odes to Evil (contains a collection of poems praising the ideas of evil, sadism, and depravity. If asked for examples quote some GWAR lyrics)
    1031: Baatezu soul-collector's Field Manual
    1032: Everything Under the Sun is In Tune, by Fink Ployd
    1033: But the Sun is Eclipsed by the Moon, by Fink Ployd
    1034: hard mode: an expose on suboptimal spell choices, neglecting equipment and level loss. Back cover has a coupon for a free wooden great sword (small size)!
    1035: Oerth Ritual Almanac for the 6th Century, Vol. 1-6: Solar Eclipses, Lunar Eclipses, Planetary Alignments, Crystal Sphere Alignments, Lunar Phases, and Solstices and Equinoxes.
    1036: Dweomertube User Manual: Divine to Your Heart's Content with this Small Construct
    1037: 10-volume Encyclopedia of Arcana
    1038: 10-volume Encyclopedia of Architecture and Engineering
    1039: 10-volume Encyclopedia of Dungeoneering
    1040: 10-volume Encyclopedia of Geography
    1041: 10-volume Encyclopedia of History
    1042: 10-volume Encyclopedia of *area where book is found*
    1043: 10-volume Encyclopedia of Nature
    1044: 10-volume Encyclopedia of Nobility
    1045: 10-volume Encyclopedia of Religion
    1046: 10-volume Encyclopedia of the Planes
    1047: The Macronomicon - A Seeker's Guide to Theurgic Programming by Girellon Silverhand
    1048: Gazetteer of the Grinder: Safe Passages and Known Pirate Havens
    1049: Smithing for Beginners
    1050: Fleshsmithing for Beginners
    1051: 'Ow to Rite Gud n proper-Like, by Glork Grimskull (An orcish guide to to proper written grammar and spelling in the common tongue. Not entirely accurate.)
    1052: Musin's on tha natur o' tha unni-verse an Moral-atee, by Bogrot Warsmasher (An orcish philosophical treaty, amounting to the conclusion "iv you can take somethin, you should take somethin!")
    1053: We Are Not All Incompetent (Though Some of Us Try to Prove Otherwise), by Kruk Stormfist (A pamphlet entreating the reader not to believe that every Orc is as idiotic as the last two books might lead you to believe.)
    1054: A Complete Account of Living Among the Kobolds, Volume 1 of 4, by Antonin Blackriver
    1055: A Complete Account of Living Among the Kobolds, Volume 2 of 4, by Antonin Blackriver
    1056: A Complete Account of Living Among the Kobolds, Volume 3 of 4, by Antonin Blackriver
    1057: How Best to Cook Annoying Humans, by Drakeskale of the Redfang Kobold Tribe
    1058: The Kekonomicon. A book of orcish jokes.
    1059: The Handbook of Heroes
    1060: Why Won't My Zombie Stop Screaming? A Necromancer's Primer
    1061: Wishing for Wishes: Just Don't
    1062: Properly Optimized Fowl Theory and its Effect on the Common Folk
    1063: Wherewolves, Therewolves, Everywherewolves: Controlling Lycanthropic Epidemics
    1064: The Pyromancer's Pocketbook: How to Avoid Lighting Yourself On Fire At Embarrassing Moments
    1065: The Big Book of Doomsday Prophecies
    1066: Fifteen War Crimes You Can Commit At Home
    1067: The Fattest Skeleton: A Children's Story
    1068: Necreezynomicizzle - a treatise created by a god of rogues on the topic of stealing people's souls
    1069: Fiend's Phrasebook - a handy guide for possessing spirits that only speak Abyssal or Infernal explaining how to say phrases such as "Are you the Keymaster?" "One by one we will take you" and "Your mother [REDACTED] in Hell!" in various material plane languages
    1070: The Vampiric Book of Vampires - A treatise on the undead. The pages appear blank until blood is dripped on them and the book doesn't reflect in mirrors
    1071: Hastur Hastur Hastur - Strangely enough, the book is completely blank.
    1072: The Book of Coming Forth by Night
    1073: The Crystal Stele of Boccob
    1074: The Science of Magical Talismans
    1075: The Gold Pullet on the Prairie Grimoire - purports to explain how the "hen that lays the golden eggs" may be conjured and controlled by means of "secret herbs"
    1076: The Attraction and Repulsion of Supernatural Forces by Means of Architectural Design
    1077: The Book of What is in the Material Plane
    1078: Journal of The Ways
    1079: The Key of Zagyg the Mayor
    1080: The Joy of Killing
    1081: The Bad Book
    1082: The Xaositect's Cookbook
    1083: The [Sixth and] Seventh Book[s] of Adams (spoof combining of the fraudulent "sixth and seventh books of moses" that appeared in the 18th century with the five Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy novels by deceased former Doctor Who scriptwriter Douglas Adams (or six novels if you include the Salmon of Doubt))
    1084: The Joy of Cooking People
    1085: Classification of Sprites
    1086: Index of Magical Illnesses
    1087: Fun Cursed Objects You Can Make for Under 1000 GP
    1088: The Joy of Sects
    1089: Lonely Conjurers Compendium
    1090: The Cannibal Book (the current title is very long due to how it adds the titles of all the books it eats to his own)
    1091: The Scrounger's Guide to Wandcrafting
    1092: Pick Up Ladies The Magic Way
    1093: Perrenland Pharmacopoeia
    1094: Lithosurgery Handbook (a treatise on using petrification as a surgical aid)
    1095: Grand Viziering for Fun and Profit, Edwin d'Ville
    1096: Midnight Fires and Summer Snows: the Diary of a Sorcerer's Mother, Helen White
    1097: How I Did It, Pun-Pun the Kobold
    1098: The Collegiate Wizard's Cookbook: 101 Recipes with Just Your Component Pouch!, Apprentice Smethwyck
    1099: The Collegiate Wizard's Cookbook: 101 Recipes with Just Your Component Pouch!, Apprentice Smethwyck
    1100: My First Necronomicon
    Spoiler: 1101 - 1200
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    1101: The Truth is in the Eye of the Beholder - An Illusionist Guide by Tomas Ward
    1102: Knowable and Unknowable - How to Pierce an Illusion by Lady Dalia Earthsea
    1103: Live fast, Die often: A guide to the spell "Clone"
    1104: Making Magic Missile Matter, Magus Mycroft the Missile Master
    1105: The Gods Must Be Crazy: A Treatise on Magical Artifacts, Marcus Fry
    1106: Several decades' back issues of 00100010, a Modron 'dirty' magazine
    1107: A copy of a random book from the list belonging to a library in Sigil, with a due date some 337 years previous
    1108: Arcane Arias - Making Music Magical By Blylen D'Artes
    1109: A complete guide to simplistic and indecent magic puns for use in combined wizard-bard magic, by Thobias Lord of Magic
    1110: Favored Enemas: A Guide to Alternative Healing
    1111: The Secret Fire (a guide to redox reactions in cellular respiration)
    1112: The Mayor's Three Offices - a treatise on the ascended demigod Zagyg's threefold office as liar, lunatic, and lord
    1113: Home Is Where You Hang Your Foes: Intimidate Through Interior Design, plus 150 tips on how to hero-proof your home
    1114: The Sibylline Pamphlets
    1115: Santa's naughty list
    1116: Santa's nice list
    1117: The Reaganomicon
    1118: Ethan's Encyclopedia of Entheogens
    1119: blackmail dossier on a local noble
    1120: Mail order catalog of viking scrying specialists ISEA.
    1121: This plain book opens to pocket demiplane where a fully-staffed BDSM dungeon resides.
    1122: a detailed record of tortures inflicted on victims similar to the one kept by serial killer Robert "The Collector" Berdella
    1123: The Books of Zeref
    1124: The Big Book of Seals - Contains detailed descriptions and artful drawings of all seal, sea lion and walrus species in the world (of the setting). It contains enough information for those who need to be familiar with an animal in order to identify/handle/shapeshift into it count as being familiar with all of them while the book is in their possession or after spending 2 full days studying the book. Studying the book as part of a long rest makes a character familiar with a single species of their choice. A person has to be literate in order to use the book, or hit a 5 on a Decipher Script check (int, as an exception not trained only, try again: no).
    1125: A collection of letters exchanged between various guilds detailing their plans to keep a rival but popular guild member from usurping the "rightful" heir to the Guildmaster position's election to that position.
    1126: The Great Book of Seals - Contains drawings of royal seals and seals of office of anybody who was somebody over the last roughly 3 generations (up to 2 years ago, the book does not update). Also contains examples of seals of lower offices, for instance what the seal of an average mid level bureaucrat from a certain city state would look like, they use it for instance for sealing the gates at night so the city knows nobody has come sneaking in through those gates. The drawings are all quite nice sketches, but sketches nonetheless, and a trained eye looking for a forgery can always tell the difference between the real thing and a forgery based on just these drawings, whether they're looking at the seal itself or its print in wax.
    1127: Grimoire of Seals - contains accurate drawings of most infernal seals with illustrations showing how to draw them step by step.
    1128: Lexica Botania - Drowengarde Edition
    1129: A small untitled bundle of nursery rhymes and kindergarten song.
    1130: Experiments in Spiritual Hybridization
    1131: What is Death?
    1132: Natural and Supernatural History
    1133: Acceleration of Karmic Particles by Means of Prayer
    1134: The Physical Biology of the Soul
    1135: How Death Learned to Live: A History of the Undead
    1136: Experimemts in Animal Hybridization
    1137: Field Notes on Svetalian Exorcisms Vol. VII
    1138: To Cast or Not to Cast: A Spell-caster's Safety Checklist in Seventeen Parts
    1139: Elementary Treatise of Alchemy
    1140: Metaphysical Chemistry
    1141: Pataphysical Chemistry
    1142: Statistics for Mad Scientists: An Introduction to Design, Data Analysis, and Dementia
    1143: The Apocrypha of Medicine
    1144: Morphological Analysis of Clouds
    1145: Studies of the Morphological Activity of Rivers as Illustrated by the River Styx
    1146: The Public Fountains of the City of the Djinn
    1147: Canopic Heart Protection Study
    1148: Biocommunication of Earth Elementals
    1149: Viral Control of Nuisance Dignitaries
    1150: Introduction to Statistical Divination
    1151: Divinatory Methods for Research Workers
    1152: The great book of ceilings. With coupon for a free 10 foot inspection pole!
    1153: Fear and Trembling and Terrified Screams
    1154: The Poverty of Nations
    1155: Critique of Pure Whimsy
    1156: Beyond Chaos and Order
    1157: The Science of War
    1158: The Value of Knowledge of That Which Was Not Meant to Be Known
    1159: The Book of Five Pendants
    1160: Irrationality and Revolution
    1161: On the Plurality of Words
    1162: This is What It's Like to Be A Bat (by V.Dracula)
    1163: The Principles of Parapsychology
    1164: Mortal Clandestineness and Divine Reason
    1165: God and Other Morons
    1166: Fact, Fiction, and Fabrications
    1167: Morals By Argument
    1168: Orcish Ethics: Inverting Right and Wrong
    1169: The Philosophy of Bad Language
    1170: The Book of Five Jewels
    1171: History of Pataphysics
    1172: New Astrology
    1173: On the Vulgarity of Worlds
    1174: Experiments in Fungal Hybridization
    1175: A New Method for Determining Distances Between Crystalline Firmament Spheres
    1176: Karmic Emission and Absorption According to Moral Theory
    1177: Dogmatic Catechism in the Lay of Drowned Togetherness
    1178: Fundamentals of Necropsychology
    1179: A Theory of Kobold Motivation
    1180: Elves, Time, and the World
    1181: Why we are not all going to die, a counterpoint. Contains a shoddily written theory full of holes by some second year student of wizardry.
    1182: Energy, Ecology, Economics, and Evil
    1183: Extraterrestrial Biomes
    1184: Insecure Communications Over Secure Channels
    1185: How To Keep A Secret
    1186: Dynamic Military Architecture
    1187: Oppression By Liberation
    1188: The Rending Equation
    1189: Songs of Apophenia
    1190: The Pimp Crib of God
    1191: The Rose Bowl Sutra
    1192: Mortal Man and Immortal Society
    1193: A Dweller on Two Planes
    1194: The Dividing of the Will
    1195: Journey to the South
    1196: Diuretics: The New Science of Renal Health
    1197: Doctrine of the Nasty
    1198: The Classic Of Filial Cannibalism
    1199: Parsley Sage Rosemary and Thyme: Cooking For Elven Knights
    1200: Zagyg's Big Book of Jokes
    Spoiler: 1201 - 1300
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    1201: Breaking Open The Head: A Psychopathic Journey into the Murderous Heart of Darkness
    1202: Magnificant Canonical Description of Logs
    1203: On The Structure of the Dwarven Body
    1204: Observations On Animal Magnetism
    1205: On The Elementary Quanta of Matter and Spirit
    1206: The Hero With A Thousand Bruises
    1207: Acquainted With the Dawn
    1208: The Bilestone Resource
    1209: The Principles and Practice of Bilestone Mining
    1210: The Prize: The Epic Quest for Money, Power, and the Black Bile of the World
    1211: The Bilestone Question: An Inquiry Concerning the Progress of the Nation, and the Probable Exhaustion of Our Mines
    1212: The Mythallar Revolution
    1213: No Excuses Sovereignty
    1214: Only the Mad Survive
    1215: Strategies That Revolutionized A Nation
    1216: Starving For War
    1217: Human Bonfire
    1218: Lembas Bread Tiger
    1219: How Cartomancy Works
    1220: Straight From the Bowels
    1221: Ends and Endings
    1222: The Politics of Murlynd
    1223: A Field Guide to Edible, Inedible, and Bellicose Fungi
    1224: No Excuses Despotism
    1225: The Kingdom of Fungi Is At Hand
    1226: Suel, Baklun, and the Twin Cataclysms
    1227: Cosmic Geography
    1228: The Kingdom of Fungi Is Within You
    1229: Ben Drown's Book of Majora's Masks
    1230: The book next to this one contains a secret switch, by Tom Foolery
    1231: I Fart in Thy General Direction: 1001 More Dirty Jokes, by Leddit Rip
    1232: The Great Book of Spoilers, by Daniella Spoilsport. The back blurb tells us it contains the summarized endings of over 300 common folktales, heroic ballads and adventure epics.
    1233: Cooking with Vegetables, by Mary the Chaste
    1234: Brewing with Vegetables, by Mary the Wise
    1235: Unlocking the Secrets of the Universe with Vegetables, by Mary the Powerful
    1236: Conquering the World with Vegetables, by She Who Shall Not Be Named Mary!
    1237: The Curious Case of Madness-Inducing Carrot Intolerance, by Richard Littletown, General Physician
    1238: Vampires are Alive! And Why They Deserve Compassion, Not Stakes, by Ned Totallyarealhumon
    1239: The Seven Habits of Highly Graceful Princesses, by A.L.F.M.N.S. van Friedelstein en Overvechten
    1240: Why Must it Always Be Swans?!
    1241: Bard's Familiar Quotations
    1242: There and Almost Back Again: A Stylised Journal of the Dangers of Failing Resurrection Magicks narrated to Marvin Mestiohan by the ghost of Hermlink Turpungate
    1243: The History of Tea Vol. 7
    1244: Jemima's Annotated Legislation Service
    1245: The Drunken Watchmaker
    1246: Down From the Dragons: The Evolution of Kobold Patheticism
    1247: The Asmodeus Principle
    1248: They Eat What!? A Cultural Encyclopedia of Bizarre Foods
    1249: Sacred Geometry: An Introduction
    1250: Home on the Farm. An Opera. It contains sheet music.
    1251: Farm Life. A musical, based on the classic "Home on the farm". Contains tabs for stringed instruments and lyrics.
    1252: The Toilet, Concerta for Orchestra and Flatulist. The orchestra parts can be deciphered, the flatulist music is written in the flatulist equivalent of druidic.
    1253: Sacred Patterns in Daily Objects
    1254: Dragons, and How to Train Your Own
    1255: This Book is Full of Truths
    1256: Bards: Stupid or Idiotic?
    1257: Less than 50 Years is Possible: Great Ideas for Speeding up the Learning Curve Toward First Level
    1258: Bla Bla Bla, Bla Bladiebla
    1259: Time to Stop, by Calverburd Heinslaw
    1260: The Seven Habits of Highly Deranged People
    1261: The Art of Spell Research - Know Your Elemental Memes and How to Combine Them by S. Stormlord
    1262: The Hidden Realty: Flipping Properties In Parallel Universes
    1263: The Fabric of the Multiverse: Space, Time, and the Tapestry of the Fates
    1264: Evening the Odds: A mathematician's Guide to Warfare
    1265: Oddening the Evens: Mutating Twins and Other Matched Sets
    1266: Books: Why?
    1267: Words are for Wizards
    1268: A Thousand Words: How to Communicate in Pictures
    1269: Barbarian Monthly, within this issue a discussion on the silent contemplation of influential schools of thought surrounding the disruption of the fluidity of movement instigated by the connecting of dermal and muscular tissue with medium mass high velocity handheld objects.
    1270: Universal User Manual of the Humanoid Brain: Volume I
    1271: Universal User Manual of the Humanoid Brain: Volume II - 10,001 Frequently Done Stupidities.
    1272: Case Studies On Curses In Elven Males
    1273: On the Extraordinary Resilience of Cursed Items
    1274: Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations
    1275: Mycultists: Fungal Worship in the Cult of Elemental Evil
    1276: Libris Fungous: A Life Sized Illustrated Guide to Six Hundred and Sixty-Six Species from Around the World
    1277: The Encyclopedia of Military Artifacts
    1278: Encyclopedia of Women in Heaven and Hell
    1279: Encyclopedic Dictionary of Metaphysical Geography
    1280: Netherworld Encyclopedia of Cities
    1281: Codex Nuttella
    1282: Codex Pacificus
    1283: Operating Manual for Craftworlds
    1284: How to Make Friends and Influence People: A Beginner's Guide to Necromancy and Mind Control
    1285: How to Make Fiends and Infernal People: Demon Summoning and Contract Basics for Non-Readers
    1286: The Coming Global Firestorm
    1287: Fire From the Earth
    1288: Eating People
    1289: Engines of Destruction: The Coming Era of Mayhem
    1290: Nourishing the Void
    1291: Engines of Creation: The Bygone Era of the Gods
    1292: Es Klak On Fila Da 200 Prantera Diversi Begripsia Ni Du (written in Druidic)
    1293: Bu Ga Da, Zu Ga Da, Bu Nie Ga Zoe. Bu Ga Zu Mo Oe Ga! (The original epic in its original Druidic!)
    1294: I Will Fall if You Read This: A Beginner's Guide to Druidic
    1295: The Book of Nod - Reading this book puts you to sleep. S.T. allowed.
    1296: The Book of No Nod: 1001 Ways to Stay Awake During Boring Lectures
    1297: Blind Deaf-Mutes With Peg Legs and Prosthetic Hands In the Arts and Sciences: A Biographical Dictionary
    1298: Looter's Dictionary of Archaeology
    1299: Encyclopedia of Otherworldly Art
    1300: How To Identify Corpses: A Complete Guide to Manual and Magical Processes
    Spoiler: 1301 - 1400
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    1301: How to Recognize Different Types of Trees From Quite A Long Way Away
    1302: Library of the Multiverse
    1303: Extraplanar Encyclopedia
    1304: The Silver Branch
    1305: Lizardmen and Their Symbols
    1306: The Key of Imagination
    1307: The Legalese Edda
    1308: The IMRaD Edda
    1309: The Technical Writing Edda
    1310: Handbook of Symbols In Religious Art
    1311: Uandbook of Symbols in Bathroom Graffiti
    1312: Handbook of Symbols in Religious Bathroom Graffiti
    1313: Biographical Dictionary of God Botherers
    1314: Illustrated Dictionary of Practical Astrology
    1315: The Human Centipede or The Matter, Form, and Power of a Commonwealth, Ecclesiastical and Civil (This one's a parody of two things: Leviathan or The Matter, Forme and Power of a Common-Wealth Ecclesiasticall and Civil, a book on political theory whose frontispiece depicts a giant made out of of hundreds of smaller people, and The Human Centipede, a horror movie about a mad scientist who sews people together to create a conjoined triplet connected via the gastric system)
    1316: Possession and You: Diary of a Wraith's Misadventures in Possession
    1317: Dewey's Decimation Symbol - Stop Misfiling This Under Explosive Runes! by Ira T. Librarian.
    1318: Vast Active Living Arranged Reason
    1319: Vast Active Living Awareness Rig
    1320: Ghosting Ghosts: Dating in the Age of Undead
    1321: Possess This Book
    1322: The Book of the Blind
    1323: Handbook of the Dinosaurs of the World
    1324: Spiritological Handbook
    1325: Illustrations of the Nests and Eggs of Dragons of Krynn
    1326: The Book of Anomalous Prayer
    1327: The Power of Aggressive Thinking
    1328: I'm Abominable, You're Abominable
    1329: The Monk Who Sold Dope
    1330: A Dictionary of Celestial and Infernal Objects from A to Z
    1331: Fallen Knights: A Paladin's Guide to committing EVIL
    1332: Orientation in Vastness. The Navigation of the Individual Planes, by Seli Dut.
    1333: Leave the Mortal Coil Earlier
    1334: Death and How to Survive It
    1335: The Courage to Kill
    1336: What Color is Your Funeral Shroud?
    1337: The Mayo On Everything Diet
    1338: Eat People, Not Plants
    1339: Journeys With Tchen Bodu
    1340: War Secrets of the Rogue Leader
    1341: Life Begins At Death
    1342: The Art of Otherworldly Wisdom
    1343: The Cleric Librarian: A Real Page Turner
    1344: Magnificence and You: How to Play with Deities as Mortal by Big G.
    1345: A Month in My Life 1345 Years Ago. Describes the most exciting month from a middle aged, rather boring wizard/scribe's life.
    1346: Life is an Illusion - An Illusionists Life.
    1347: Boggy Poems by Will O Wisp
    1348: Particle Metaphysics
    1349: Principles of High Energy Metaphysics
    1350: The Thau and You: Rethinking the Standard Elements
    1351: Splitting the Thau
    1352: Torturous Modalities: The Art and Science
    1353: The Complete Works of Marcel Peabody: A collection of Sonnets, Plays, and Prose written in barely comprehensible Elvish. Possible the earliest example of Modern Elvish.
    1354: Robust Enchantment
    1355: A Magical Tale: The Story of Level 1 Spell Slots
    1356: Pelor's Justice: Seminary Student Guide: This book contains canned insights into Pelor's holy texts to help less than enthusiastic students become clerics.
    1357: Experiments in Practical Hamartiology
    1358: Dabble the Bard and the Flying Maidens. A single volume of a series of popular pulp novels.
    1359: The Gift of Hatred
    1360: In Search of the Mundane
    1361: How Are We To Die?
    1362: The Outer Reaches of the Inner Planes
    1363: Sunken Islands
    1364: The Savagery of Management
    1365: Six Obvious Teachings
    1366: On the Ways of Vendetta
    1367: History of the Greyhawk Wars
    1368: Concerning the Fortifications of a Wizard Tower
    1369: The Admiral's Orchard
    1370: A Gaze Into the Abyss
    1371: Caring for Fairies for Fun and Profit
    1372: Kythrian Astrology for Bumfuzzled by Urial Thressek
    1373: The Complete Pock-Speckled Guide To Effing Countercursing by Sloe-Eyed Ji'lam
    1374: The Hidden World: Guide to the Rare Arts of Physics and Chemistry. Describes some pretty outlandish concepts and natural powers that might one day enable us to make everburning candlesticks and self moving horses.
    1375: Underdark Radiation and How it Affects Wild Magic - by Maarken
    1376: A Brief History of Space
    1377: The Future of the Past
    1378: The Death Of the Cosmos
    1379: Lo and Behold!
    1380: The Book of the Darned
    1381: The Magic of Magic
    1382: A Brief History of the Dreamtime
    1383: Death Up Close
    1384: Why Nothing Matters
    1385: Lexicon of Gramarye
    1386: Nootropic Birds of the World
    1387: Animal Undeath
    1388: Letters To An Ignorant Nation
    1389: Philosophy in the Bathroom
    1390: We, The Dead
    1391: The Book of Sparkles
    1392: The Treatise Of Infinite Impostors
    1393: An Unusual Faith
    1394: Polluted Body, Polluted Mind
    1395: Her Eaten Children
    1396: Myths to Die For
    1397: The Inevitables: Understanding the Technological Forces That Order the World
    1398: The Book of Abominable Devices
    1399: Chaining The Moon
    1400: Cognitive Deficit
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    1402: The Book of Insidious Devices
    1403: The Stannic Bible [sic]
    1404: Conquest and Control
    1405: No Place to Run
    1406: The Quintessence of Decision
    1407: The Fate of the Sun
    1408: Voices From Hell
    1409: The Adamantium Files
    1410: The Conquest of Interstellar Spaces
    1411: Paramilitary Communications
    1412: On The Nature of Air Smithing
    1413: When Sorcery Fails
    1414: Innocents In The Hands of A Mad God
    1415: God In The Drunk Tank
    1416: 666 Poems
    1417: The Elementary Quanta of Solace
    1418: While Gods Sleep
    1419: The Old Book of Improbable Cats
    1420: Yellowpages of Lecan
    1421: A Is For Abominatiom
    1422: Blacklist of Threatened Species
    1423: The Five People You Meet In Hell
    1424: The Symbolism of Lawful Evil
    1425: The Seven Basic Schemes
    1426: Supernecronomics
    1427: The Freakonomicon
    1428: Fear And Loathing: A How-To Guide
    1429: Coping With Forced Polymorphs and You, Vol I. So, You’re A Different Gender Now.
    1430: Coping With Forced Polymorphs and You, Vol II. On the gaining and losing of mass.
    1431: Coping With Forced Polymorphs and You, Vol III. Spines: who needs them anyway.
    1432: Coping With Forced Polymorphs and You, Vol IV. Senses both mundane and magical.
    1433: Coping With Forced Polymorphs and You, Vol V. Just because you enjoy your new form, doesn't mean revenge is off the table.
    1434: Encyclopedia Satannica - A Comprehensive Exploration of Devils and their Domains
    1435: Encyclopedia Satinica - The wizard picked the wrong book and now he has an encyclopedia on all things textile. For added hilarity points, it's the most well-read book of his entire library.
    1436: Made In Faerűn: Coping To A Cosmic Economy
    1437: Reincarnation And It's Principles Relating To Native Planar Species
    1438: Self-Annihilation And You
    (and here's a link back to the first post: What's on the Shelf: 1-600)
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    1069.) Fiend's Phrasebook - a handy guide for possessing spirits that only speak Abyssal or Infernal explaining how to say phrases such as "Are you the Keymaster?" "One by one we will take you" and "Your mother [REDACTED] in Hell!" in various material plane languages

    1070.) The Vampiric Book of Vampires - A treatise on the undead. The pages appear blank until blood is dripped on them and the book doesn't reflect in mirrors

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    1071.)Hastur Hastur Hastur - Strangely enough, the book is completely blank.
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    1072.) The Book of Coming Forth by Night
    1073.) The Crystal Stele of Boccob
    1074.) The Science of Magical Talismans
    1075.) The Gold Pullet on the Prairie Grimoire - purports to explain how the "hen that lays the golden eggs" may be conjured and controlled by means of "secret herbs"
    1076.) The Attraction and Repulsion of Supernatural Forces by Means of Architectural Design
    1077.) The Book of What is in the Material Plane
    1078.) Journal of The Ways
    1079.) The Key of Zagyg the Mayor

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    1080.) The Joy of Killing
    1082.) The Bad Book
    1083.) The Xaositect's Cookbook
    1084.) The [Sixth and] Seventh Book[s] of Adams (spoof combining of the fraudulent "sixth and seventh books of moses" that appeared in the 18th century with the five Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy novels by deceased former Doctor Who scriptwriter Douglas Adams (or six novels if you include the Salmon of Doubt))
    1085.) The Joy of Cooking People
    1086.) Classification of Sprites
    1087.) Index of Magical Illnesses
    1088.) Fun Cursed Objects You Can Make for Under 1000 GP
    1089.) The Joy of Sects

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    1090.) lonely conjurers compendium
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    1091: The cannibal book(the current title is very long due to how it adds the titles of all the books it eats to his own)

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    1080.) The Joy of Killing
    1082.) The Bad Book
    1083.) The Xaositect's Cookbook
    1084.) The [Sixth and] Seventh Book[s] of Adams (spoof combining of the fraudulent "sixth and seventh books of moses" that appeared in the 18th century with the five Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy novels by deceased former Doctor Who scriptwriter Douglas Adams (or six novels if you include the Salmon of Doubt))
    1085.) The Joy of Cooking People
    1086.) Classification of Sprites
    1087.) Index of Magical Illnesses
    1088.) Fun Cursed Objects You Can Make for Under 1000 GP
    1089.) The Joy of Sects
    Was there supposed to be a 1081 in there somewhere?
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    1091.) The Scrounger's Guide to Wandcrafting

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    1092.) Pick Up Ladies The Magic Way
    1093.) Perrenland Pharmacopoeia
    1094.) Lithosurgery Handbook (a treatise on using petrification as a surgical aid)
    1095.) The Narcotic Manuscripts

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    1096.) Grand Viziering for Fun and Profit, Edwin d'Ville
    1097.) Midnight Fires and Summer Snows: the Diary of a Sorcerer's Mother, Helen White
    1098.) How I Did It, Pun-Pun the Kobold
    1099.) The Collegiate Wizard's Cookbook: 101 Recipes with Just Your Component Pouch!, Apprentice Smethwyck
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    1101.) The Truth is in the Eye of the Beholder - An Illusionist Guide by Tomas Ward
    1102.) Knowable and Unknowable - How to Pierce an Illusion by Lady Dalia Earthsea

    Those two are fresh from my campaign, sorry if something like them already appears on the list.
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    1103.) Live fast, Die often: A guide to the spell "Clone"
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    1104.) Making Magic Missile Matter, Magus Mycroft the Missile Master
    1105.) The Gods Must Be Crazy: A Treatise on Magical Artifacts, Marcus Fry
    1106.) Several decades' back issues of 00100010, a Modron 'dirty' magazine
    1107.) A copy of a random book from the list belonging to a library in Sigil, with a due date some 337 years previous
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    1108) Arcane Arias - Making Music Magical By Blylen D'Artes

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    1109) A complete guide to simplistic and indecent magic puns for use in combined wizard-bard magic, by Thobias Lord of Magic
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    1110.) Favored Enemas: A Guide to Alternative Healing

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    1106.) Several decades' back issues of 00100010, a Modron 'dirty' magazine
    Don't you mean 01000101?

    anyway

    1111.) The Secret Fire (a guide to redox reactions in cellular respiration)

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    1112.) The Mayor's Three Offices - a treatise on the ascended demigod Zagyg's threefold office as liar, lunatic, and lord

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    1113: Home Is Where You Hang Your Foes: Intimidate Through Interior Design, plus 150 tips on how to hero-proof your home

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    1114.) The Sibylline Pamphlets

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    1115.) Santa's naughty list
    1116.) Santa's nice list

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    1117.) The Reaganomicon

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