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    1061) Why Won't My Zombie Stop Screaming? A Necromancer's Primer
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    1062) Wishing for Wishes: Just Don't

    1063) Properly Optimized Fowl Theory and its Effect on the Common Folk

    1064) Wherewolves, Therewolves, Everywherewolves: Controlling Lycanthropic Epidemics

    1065) The Pyromancer's Pocketbook: How to Avoid Lighting Yourself On Fire At Embarrassing Moments

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Torath View Post
    Due to the consolidation of Lvl 2 Expert's collections, the next volume number is:

    1058: The Nekonomicon. Contains the bio's of all the Cat Girls slain by physics questions.
    Name taken mate i already ad that book to our library project
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    1066.) The Big Book of Doomsday Prophecies
    1067.) Fifteen War Crimes You Can Commit At Home
    1068.) The Fattest Skeleton: A Children's Story

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    Quote Originally Posted by khadgar567 View Post
    Name taken mate i already ad that book to our library project
    Indeed. Right there at 0969. My apologies.
    Which means that our last entry is:

    1066: Fifteen War Crimes You Can Commit at Home
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    1067.) The Fattest Skeleton: A Children's Story

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    1068.) Necreezynomicizzle - a treatise created by a god of rogues on the topic of stealing people's souls

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    Spoiler: 1001 - 1100 - The Hidden Book Shelf!
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    1001: What's on the Shelf: 1001 Essays, Treatises, and Books on Magic
    1002: Bye Bye Bye, A Bard's Guide to Banishment Spells
    1003: Overdoing it for showoffs.
    1004: How to know when the joke is over.
    1005: The "Multi-dimensional library" project: when 1001 books are not enough.
    1006: Surreallism: Extraplanar illusories with a foreword by Sigil's most excellent illusionist Flandswick Yggtriny
    1007: Home Defense Handbook: Upper Planes Denizens, plus a leaflet on how to break paladins! By Peregar Lokhreg Wothadrion
    1008: Interrupting their Groove: 110 tricks to defeat bards and other dashing casters! By Ermog Killjoy
    1009: 2002: a great number. By the High Count of Doublington.
    1010: Overlord List: Dos and Don'ts for Effective Villany
    1011: One Hundred and One Derganged Experiments You Can Try At Home
    1012: The Color Theory Out of Space (a guide on the use of color in paintings of supernatural and extradimensional objects)
    1013: Codex Criminalis: Book of Criminal Enterprises and Goblins by J. R. Deadwing
    1014: The Economicon
    1015: The Necronameicon: 1000 and More Ways to Name Your Undead Minions.
    1016: The Ergonomicon: A Guide to Correct Postures and to Workplace Design for Amanuensis' and Scroll Writers.
    1017: Kamadabra Sutra
    1018: Minauros tax code volumes 1-500
    1019: Fifty Shades of Gray's Anatomy
    1020: Principles of Anachronistic Architecture
    1021: One Hundred And One Fun Experiments You Can Do In The Netherworld
    1022: a dromite book on rulership that reads like a bizarre cross between the Discourses On Livy and the Kama Sutra
    1023: Elixirs I Have Known and Loved (EiHKAL)
    1024: Principles of Underwater Construction
    1025: Foundationless: A Guide to Erecting Structures On the Elemental Plane of Air
    1026: Architectural Design in Multiply Connected Space
    1027: dirty abyssal magazine with a centerfold of Pale Night that bursts into flames if opened all the way
    1028: an Olidammaran holy book that's hollow and contains a bottle of highly alcoholic brandy. On the bottle is written "no, seriously, this is really what's supposed to be in the book"
    1029: The Oleonomicon (a treatise on magical oils)
    1030: Odes to Evil (contains a collection of poems praising the ideas of evil, sadism, and depravity. If asked for examples quote some GWAR lyrics)
    1031: Baatezu soul-collector's Field Manual
    1032: Everything Under the Sun is In Tune, by Fink Ployd
    1033: But the Sun is Eclipsed by the Moon, by Fink Ployd
    1034: hard mode: an expose on suboptimal spell choices, neglecting equipment and level loss. Back cover has a coupon for a free wooden great sword (small size)!
    1035: Oerth Ritual Almanac for the 6th Century, Vol. 1-6: Solar Eclipses, Lunar Eclipses, Planetary Alignments, Crystal Sphere Alignments, Lunar Phases, and Solstices and Equinoxes.
    1036: Dweomertube User Manual: Divine to Your Heart's Content with this Small Construct
    1037: 10-volume Encyclopedia of Arcana
    1038: 10-volume Encyclopedia of Architecture and Engineering
    1039: 10-volume Encyclopedia of Dungeoneering
    1040: 10-volume Encyclopedia of Geography
    1041: 10-volume Encyclopedia of History
    1042: 10-volume Encyclopedia of *area where book is found*
    1043: 10-volume Encyclopedia of Nature
    1044: 10-volume Encyclopedia of Nobility
    1045: 10-volume Encyclopedia of Religion
    1046: 10-volume Encyclopedia of the Planes
    1047: The Macronomicon - A Seeker's Guide to Theurgic Programming by Girellon Silverhand
    1048: Gazetteer of the Grinder: Safe Passages and Known Pirate Havens
    1049: Smithing for Beginners
    1050: Fleshsmithing for Beginners
    1051: 'Ow to Rite Gud n proper-Like, by Glork Grimskull (An orcish guide to to proper written grammar and spelling in the common tongue. Not entirely accurate.)
    1052: Musin's on tha natur o' tha unni-verse an Moral-atee, by Bogrot Warsmasher (An orcish philosophical treaty, amounting to the conclusion "iv you can take somethin, you should take somethin!")
    1053: We Are Not All Incompetent (Though Some of Us Try to Prove Otherwise), by Kruk Stormfist (A pamphlet entreating the reader not to believe that every Orc is as idiotic as the last two books might lead you to believe.)
    1054: A Complete Account of Living Among the Kobolds, Volume 1 of 4, by Antonin Blackriver
    1055: A Complete Account of Living Among the Kobolds, Volume 2 of 4, by Antonin Blackriver
    1056: A Complete Account of Living Among the Kobolds, Volume 3 of 4, by Antonin Blackriver
    1057: How Best to Cook Annoying Humans, by Drakeskale of the Redfang Kobold Tribe
    1058: The Kekonomicon. A book of orcish jokes.
    1059: The Handbook of Heroes
    1060: Why Won't My Zombie Stop Screaming? A Necromancer's Primer
    1061: Wishing for Wishes: Just Don't
    1062: Properly Optimized Fowl Theory and its Effect on the Common Folk
    1063: Wherewolves, Therewolves, Everywherewolves: Controlling Lycanthropic Epidemics
    1064: The Pyromancer's Pocketbook: How to Avoid Lighting Yourself On Fire At Embarrassing Moments
    1065: The Big Book of Doomsday Prophecies
    1066: Fifteen War Crimes You Can Commit At Home
    1067: The Fattest Skeleton: A Children's Story
    1068: Necreezynomicizzle - a treatise created by a god of rogues on the topic of stealing people's souls
    1069: Fiend's Phrasebook - a handy guide for possessing spirits that only speak Abyssal or Infernal explaining how to say phrases such as "Are you the Keymaster?" "One by one we will take you" and "Your mother [REDACTED] in Hell!" in various material plane languages
    1070: The Vampiric Book of Vampires - A treatise on the undead. The pages appear blank until blood is dripped on them and the book doesn't reflect in mirrors
    1071: Hastur Hastur Hastur - Strangely enough, the book is completely blank.
    1072: The Book of Coming Forth by Night
    1073: The Crystal Stele of Boccob
    1074: The Science of Magical Talismans
    1075: The Gold Pullet on the Prairie Grimoire - purports to explain how the "hen that lays the golden eggs" may be conjured and controlled by means of "secret herbs"
    1076: The Attraction and Repulsion of Supernatural Forces by Means of Architectural Design
    1077: The Book of What is in the Material Plane
    1078: Journal of The Ways
    1079: The Key of Zagyg the Mayor
    1080: The Joy of Killing
    1081: The Bad Book
    1082: The Xaositect's Cookbook
    1083: The [Sixth and] Seventh Book[s] of Adams (spoof combining of the fraudulent "sixth and seventh books of moses" that appeared in the 18th century with the five Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy novels by deceased former Doctor Who scriptwriter Douglas Adams (or six novels if you include the Salmon of Doubt))
    1084: The Joy of Cooking People
    1085: Classification of Sprites
    1086: Index of Magical Illnesses
    1087: Fun Cursed Objects You Can Make for Under 1000 GP
    1088: The Joy of Sects
    1089: Lonely Conjurers Compendium
    1090: The Cannibal Book (the current title is very long due to how it adds the titles of all the books it eats to his own)
    1091: The Scrounger's Guide to Wandcrafting
    1092: Pick Up Ladies The Magic Way
    1093: Perrenland Pharmacopoeia
    1094: Lithosurgery Handbook (a treatise on using petrification as a surgical aid)
    1095: Grand Viziering for Fun and Profit, Edwin d'Ville
    1096: Midnight Fires and Summer Snows: the Diary of a Sorcerer's Mother, Helen White
    1097: How I Did It, Pun-Pun the Kobold
    1098: The Collegiate Wizard's Cookbook: 101 Recipes with Just Your Component Pouch!, Apprentice Smethwyck
    1099: The Collegiate Wizard's Cookbook: 101 Recipes with Just Your Component Pouch!, Apprentice Smethwyck
    1100: My First Necronomicon
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    1101: The Truth is in the Eye of the Beholder - An Illusionist Guide by Tomas Ward
    1102: Knowable and Unknowable - How to Pierce an Illusion by Lady Dalia Earthsea
    1103: Live fast, Die often: A guide to the spell "Clone"
    1104: Making Magic Missile Matter, Magus Mycroft the Missile Master
    1105: The Gods Must Be Crazy: A Treatise on Magical Artifacts, Marcus Fry
    1106: Several decades' back issues of 00100010, a Modron 'dirty' magazine
    1107: A copy of a random book from the list belonging to a library in Sigil, with a due date some 337 years previous
    1108: Arcane Arias - Making Music Magical By Blylen D'Artes
    1109: A complete guide to simplistic and indecent magic puns for use in combined wizard-bard magic, by Thobias Lord of Magic
    1110: Favored Enemas: A Guide to Alternative Healing
    (and here's a link back to the first post: What's on the Shelf: 1-600)
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    1069.) Fiend's Phrasebook - a handy guide for possessing spirits that only speak Abyssal or Infernal explaining how to say phrases such as "Are you the Keymaster?" "One by one we will take you" and "Your mother [REDACTED] in Hell!" in various material plane languages

    1070.) The Vampiric Book of Vampires - A treatise on the undead. The pages appear blank until blood is dripped on them and the book doesn't reflect in mirrors

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    1071.)Hastur Hastur Hastur - Strangely enough, the book is completely blank.
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    Yohalles, the Wanderer
    Lonel, Gentleman Luck
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    1072.) The Book of Coming Forth by Night
    1073.) The Crystal Stele of Boccob
    1074.) The Science of Magical Talismans
    1075.) The Gold Pullet on the Prairie Grimoire - purports to explain how the "hen that lays the golden eggs" may be conjured and controlled by means of "secret herbs"
    1076.) The Attraction and Repulsion of Supernatural Forces by Means of Architectural Design
    1077.) The Book of What is in the Material Plane
    1078.) Journal of The Ways
    1079.) The Key of Zagyg the Mayor

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    1080.) The Joy of Killing
    1082.) The Bad Book
    1083.) The Xaositect's Cookbook
    1084.) The [Sixth and] Seventh Book[s] of Adams (spoof combining of the fraudulent "sixth and seventh books of moses" that appeared in the 18th century with the five Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy novels by deceased former Doctor Who scriptwriter Douglas Adams (or six novels if you include the Salmon of Doubt))
    1085.) The Joy of Cooking People
    1086.) Classification of Sprites
    1087.) Index of Magical Illnesses
    1088.) Fun Cursed Objects You Can Make for Under 1000 GP
    1089.) The Joy of Sects

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    1090.) lonely conjurers compendium
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    1091: The cannibal book(the current title is very long due to how it adds the titles of all the books it eats to his own)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bohandas View Post
    1080.) The Joy of Killing
    1082.) The Bad Book
    1083.) The Xaositect's Cookbook
    1084.) The [Sixth and] Seventh Book[s] of Adams (spoof combining of the fraudulent "sixth and seventh books of moses" that appeared in the 18th century with the five Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy novels by deceased former Doctor Who scriptwriter Douglas Adams (or six novels if you include the Salmon of Doubt))
    1085.) The Joy of Cooking People
    1086.) Classification of Sprites
    1087.) Index of Magical Illnesses
    1088.) Fun Cursed Objects You Can Make for Under 1000 GP
    1089.) The Joy of Sects
    Was there supposed to be a 1081 in there somewhere?
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    oops. that's a typo

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    1091.) The Scrounger's Guide to Wandcrafting

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    1092.) Pick Up Ladies The Magic Way
    1093.) Perrenland Pharmacopoeia
    1094.) Lithosurgery Handbook (a treatise on using petrification as a surgical aid)
    1095.) The Narcotic Manuscripts

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    1096.) Grand Viziering for Fun and Profit, Edwin d'Ville
    1097.) Midnight Fires and Summer Snows: the Diary of a Sorcerer's Mother, Helen White
    1098.) How I Did It, Pun-Pun the Kobold
    1099.) The Collegiate Wizard's Cookbook: 101 Recipes with Just Your Component Pouch!, Apprentice Smethwyck
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    1101.) The Truth is in the Eye of the Beholder - An Illusionist Guide by Tomas Ward
    1102.) Knowable and Unknowable - How to Pierce an Illusion by Lady Dalia Earthsea

    Those two are fresh from my campaign, sorry if something like them already appears on the list.
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    1103.) Live fast, Die often: A guide to the spell "Clone"
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    1104.) Making Magic Missile Matter, Magus Mycroft the Missile Master
    1105.) The Gods Must Be Crazy: A Treatise on Magical Artifacts, Marcus Fry
    1106.) Several decades' back issues of 00100010, a Modron 'dirty' magazine
    1107.) A copy of a random book from the list belonging to a library in Sigil, with a due date some 337 years previous
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    1108) Arcane Arias - Making Music Magical By Blylen D'Artes

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    1109) A complete guide to simplistic and indecent magic puns for use in combined wizard-bard magic, by Thobias Lord of Magic
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    1110.) Favored Enemas: A Guide to Alternative Healing

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