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    1680.) The Book of Eye Balm
    1681.) The King With Jaundice
    1682.) Mysteries of the Tequila Worm
    1683.) The Eiderdown Shards

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    1684. Mind the Gap: 100 Ways to Cross a Ravine
    1685. 1685 of Imperium: Detailed Almanac for The Year of Single-Eye Arachnid
    1686. Donkeys, Mules and Other Delicious Treats: Goblin Cookbook
    1687. How to Rest: Learn to Meditate Like Elves Do (Comprehensive Guide to Elven Meditation)
    1688. Elven Runes: Learn to Write Like Elves Do
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    1689.) Stupid Sorcery
    1690.) The Elegant Epics of Elves
    1691.) The Complete Encyclopedia of Signs and Portents

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    1692.) The Epic of Biomesh

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    1693.) Lords of the ░░X░░lls: Vol. I░For Whom the Bel Tolls
    1694.) Lords of th░░░X░Hells: Vol░II ░░Disputes with Dispater
    1695.) Lords of the░░░░el░: Vol. I░I -░░░░░░░ing Mammon From Heaven
    1696.) Lords of ░he ░X░░░s: Vol. ░V - The Evidence, Belial, the Claims
    1697.) [A blank book in the same binding style and with blank pages in the same type and age as those around it]
    1698.) Lo░░░░f t░e░░X░░s: Vol. ░V░░Levistus ░░░░Geryon With It
    1699.) Lords of the ░░Hells: Vol. ░V░- Glasya-Eyed Stair
    1700.) L░rds of t░░░░X░░ls: Vol. ░II░ - Shooting th░░░alzebul
    1701.) Lords of the░░X░Hells: Vol. V░░I - Magical Mister Me░░░stopheles
    1702.) ░░rd░░░░e░░X░░s: Vol. ░X░ - Asmodeus Ex Machina

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    1693.) Lords of the ░░X░░lls: Vol. I░For Whom the Bel Tolls
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    I assume the "blots" are intentional, and not just symbols my computer refuses to translate.
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    I assume the "blots" are intentional, and not just symbols my computer refuses to translate.
    They are. If I were an artist, they'd be rendered as faded, scratched-out, or otherwise "naturally" degraded portions of the cover, obscuring parts of the text.

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    1703.) The Epic of Gilligan

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    1704.) Webspinner's Dictionary
    1705.) Bardlet's Quotable Familiars
    1706.) The Laudable Legends of Lizardfolk

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    1707.) What Color is Your Ring of Feather Falling
    1708.) The Science of Peace

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    1709.) The Frugal Cannibal
    1710.) The Frugal Cannibal Military Handbook
    1711.) The Frugal Cannibal Cooks Three Ancient Corpses
    1712.) The Frugal Cannibal Cooks A Whole Family

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    1713.) The Cook's Guide to Anarchy
    1714.) The Poor Man's Murlynd

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    1715.) The Prayer of A Xerox and the Song of the Three Hole Punch
    1716.) The Book Of Danny
    1717.) The Letter of Jerry
    1718.) On Floating Corpses
    1719.) The Book of Joan
    1720.) The Book of Letters
    1721.) The Book of Mike
    1722.) The Book of Dreamcast
    1723.) The First and Second Books of Peasants
    1724.) Work Shirkers and Days
    1725.) The Book of Juries
    1726.) The Book of Executioners
    1727.) ten unrelated books by different authors all entitled "The Art of War" (cf. Sun Tzu, Sun Bin, and Niccolo Macciavelli IRL)
    1728.) The Oddity [sic]
    1729.) The Book of Folly
    1730.) The Book of Wisenheimers
    1731.) The Epic of Error
    1732.) De Marijuana Medica
    1733.) The Nine Books of Forgettable Deeds and Sayings
    1734.) The Art of Hate
    1735.) The Canon of Locked Room Mystery
    1736.) Dialogue of Jason and Chucky
    1737.) The Song of the Lurid
    1738.) Belling the Dragon
    1739.) The Feng Shui of Tony
    1740.) The Comprehensive Meaning of Customs and Excises
    1741.) Guidebook of the Elysian Seas
    1742.) Twenty Books on the Meaning of Meaning
    1743.) The Myth of Syphilis
    1744.) Parallel Universes
    1745.) The Stone Dead Classics
    1746.) The Book of Immutables
    1747.) The Book of Books About Documents About Books

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    1748.) What Color is Your Seat Cushion Flotation Device

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    1749.) True Scripture to Awaken the Neighbors
    1750.) Lives and Opinions of Officious Philosophers
    1751.) Refutation of All Veracities
    1752.) The Book of Alive Burial
    1753.) Declarations of the Infected

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    1754. Eternity without Boredom: Practical Guide to Lichdom
    1755. Breaking the Ray: Experimenting with Prisms
    1756. Risk and Reward: Adventuring as Wizard
    1757. Charisma for Advanced I.: Why Sorcerers get the Girls
    1758. Charisma for Advanced II.: Fashionable without Cleavage
    1759. Mirrors and Smoke: Illusions and Charms
    1760. The Equilibrium of Power: Choosing the Right Combination of Spells
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    1761.) The Origin and Deeds of the Emos
    1762.) About the Mystery of the Numbers
    1763.) The Scarlet Laws
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    1764.) Concerning Self-Righteous Places (De Locis Sanctimonious)
    1765.) The Elevator of Divine Ascent
    1766.) The Book of Fatty
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    1767.) The Quinine Chronicle
    1768.) Light Crystal Rhymes
    1769.) The Stele of the Ludicrous Religion
    1770.) The First and Second Books of the Chronic
    1771.) The Provincial Capitals of Minor Nations
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    1772.) The Whole Musical Enchilada
    1773.) Little Book of the Construction of Butterfly Pasta
    1774.) The Ivan Drago Sacramentary
    1775.) The Book of Aaaargh!
    1776.) The Declaration of Co-dependence
    1777.) Annals of the Soft Headed
    1778.) The Divinatory Comedy
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    1779.) The Cubic Zirconium Sutra
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    1780.) The G'day Fragments
    1u81.) The Seven Cryptical Leaflets of Hsan
    1782.) The Seven Cryptical Books of Hand Jive
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    1783.) The Ka-ching Stone Classics

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    1784. The Liste of Artifacta Found in Ruinned Metropolai of Grimhold by Isithapos the Mad
    1785. Ethical View of the Laws of Magical Wars - a Notated Discussion of Archmagi of Three Universities
    1786. How To Train Your Homunculus
    1787. Mysteries of Blood: Notes from Discussion with a Vampire during Vivisection
    1788. The Caster's Voice: 100 Magical Runes and their Correct Pronounciation
    1789. Love and Hatred: On Nature of Spirits
    1790. Orcs and Nature: The Perfect Match?
    1791. Risk Management of Spellcasting: How to Mitigate Risk of Backfire
    1792. Risk Management of Summoning: Pronounciation of Demonic Names as Well As Common Failures in Communication with Djinni
    1793. Errata To Risk Management of Summoning: With Apologies for the 2 Feet Tennis Misspell
    1794. Taking Back: How To Remove Unwanted Effects of Wish Spell
    1795. Eye of the Beholder: On Beauty of Species and Monsters
    1796. Eye of the Beholder: 20 Recipes

    @all: thanks for catching the double numbers. Fixed.
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    1795. Eye of the Beholder: On Beauty of Species and Monsters
    1795. Eye of the Beholder: 20 Recipes
    The second of these should probably be 1796.

    1797. Aye of the Beholder: Book 1 of the Beholder Boatswain series.

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    1798. Eye of the Beholden: Anatomy of Eyebulb
    1799. Advanced Mathematica: What comes after MDCCVC? MDCCXCVI!

    @Segev: thanks for spotting that.
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    Between the double 1792s and 1795s, the most recent entry is:

    1800: Advanced Mathematica: What comes after MDCCVC? MDCCXCVI!
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    1801.) The Golden Bowel
    1802.) The Final Folio
    1803.) The Tragedy of Romeo and Julio [sic]
    1804.) The Myriad Thingies of the Multiverse
    1805.) Newly Compiled Mirror of Funhouses
    1806.) New Selection and Record of Made Up Titles and Funny Names
    1807.) The Six Major Had-To-Be-There Collections
    1808.) Ghostly Strange Records of Strange Ghostly Recording Artists
    1809.) The Pixie Chronicle
    1810.) Chronicles of the Kings of Albacore
    1811.) Annals of Salsbury Steak
    1812.) The Vision of Charles the Morbidly Obese
    1813.) On the Properties of the Paraelemental Planes
    1814.) The Encyclopedia of Pain
    1815.) The Book of the Sage and Thyme
    1816.) On the Governance of the Underworld
    1817.) Multiversal Geography
    1818.) The History of Gangster Island
    1819.) The Big Book of Divinations
    1820.) Mummies For Dummies
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    1821.) The Truncated Cuboctahedron Texts
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    1822.) The Nag Me All Day Codex
    1823.) On the Excretia of The Soul
    1824.) The Gospel of Flathead
    1825.) The Book of Terry the Contender
    1826.) The Homeostasis of the Archons
    1827.) The Treatise on Reanimation
    1828.) The Rulers of Reality
    1829.) The Testament of Falsehood
    1830.) The Testimony of Derivativeness
    1831.) Vast Active Living Ignorance System
    1832.) The Temptation of Oncogenes
    1833.) Polymorphic Proteanoids
    1834.) The Lightning, Mammoth Mind
    1835.) The Conservation of Our Great Power
    1836.) The Concept of Our Cheese Grater
    1837.) On the Origin of the Material Plane
    1838.) The Opiate Diagrams
    1839.) The Promised Door
    1840.) The Book of Gatekeepers
    1841.) The Book of Answers
    1842.) Ice Without Water
    1843.) The Narrative of Ten Young Dwarves

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    1844.) codex of argent d'nur
    1845.) how to summon demons argent d'nur edition
    1846.) how to train your demon book I
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    1847.) The Linen Book of Linen
    1848.) The Book of Anagram
    1849.) The Book of [the Prophet] Jose
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    1850.) The Book of Spin
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    1851.) The Holy Press-In Bottle Adapter (a treatise on potions)
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    1852.) Lemarchand's Placemat (this is a paper restaurant placemat for children. If the word search on the placemat is completed, fiends appear and drag the solver down to the lower planes)
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    1853.) The Bebilith's Bibliography
    1854.) The Kelubar's Catalog
    1855.) The Erinyes' Encyclopedia
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    1856.) The Demodand's Dictionary
    1857.) The Hellbound Head
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    1858.) The Fundamentals of Religion

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    1859.) Kill it with love: ballads of a banshee bard – Asha the thrice cursed

    1860.) Bad romance: ballads of a banshee bard – Asha the thrice cursed

    1861.) Death metal: ballads of a banshee bard – Asha the thrice cursed

    1862.) Scream it to the void: ballads of a banshee bard – Asha the thrice cursed

    1863.) Silence between the notes: music and the necromantic arts – Asha the thrice cursed

    1864.) Echo of the scream: bardic music and the undead – Asha the thrice cursed

    1865.) The fine line between love and hate: musing on love in undeath – Asha the thrice cursed

    as a fan of the implements/focuses of 4e/5e the books of ballads would be masterwork instruments for perform: sing and would be magical instruments like the Fochluchan Bandore. with bound spells themed on voice and sound based necromantic spells of the bard list as well as bard like PrC's. obviously they would also have some form of wail of the banshee on them
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    1866.) The Book of Jailors
    1867.) The Book of Royal Prayer
    1868.) Diary of a Lady Muskrat
    1869.) The Boxspring Book
    1870.) The Book of Poisoning
    1871.) The Record of Kola
    1872.) Liber Gonorrheus
    1873.) Discourse on the Existence of the Archfiends
    1874.) Discourse on the Existence of the Baernoloths
    1875.) The Public Pool Essays
    1876.) The Dreamhouse Essays
    1877.) Comprehensive Governance in the Construction of Magic Mirrors
    1878.) Occlucidarium
    1879.) The Book of Curing (a treatise on salted meats)

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    1880) You now have gonorrhea. (small print subtitle: How to lie in a believable fashion)
    1881) This book is on fire
    1882) The story of your life. Yes, yours.
    1883) 1001 hilarious dungeon pranks for lightening up your adventure
    1884) The Great Book of Favorite Numbers
    1885) 24 hours in a vat
    1886) Vikings on the run
    1887) The Great Big Book of Large Thick Books
    1888) Book by a Crook, a thief's diary
    1889) Book by a Crook 2, a thief's diarrhea
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    Well, you did it. Just had to make me go and add another post. That's over 150,000 characters of fake book titles.
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    1801: The Golden Bowel
    1802: The Final Folio
    1803: The Tragedy of Romeo and Julio [sic]
    1804: The Myriad Thingies of the Multiverse
    1805: Newly Compiled Mirror of Funhouses
    1806: New Selection and Record of Made Up Titles and Funny Names
    1807: The Six Major Had-To-Be-There Collections
    1808: Ghostly Strange Records of Strange Ghostly Recording Artists
    1809: The Pixie Chronicle
    1810: Chronicles of the Kings of Albacore
    1811: Annals of Salsbury Steak
    1812: The Vision of Charles the Morbidly Obese
    1813: On the Properties of the Paraelemental Planes
    1814: The Encyclopedia of Pain
    1815: The Book of the Sage and Thyme
    1816: On the Governance of the Underworld
    1817: Multiversal Geography
    1818: The History of Gangster Island
    1819: The Big Book of Divinations
    1820: Mummies For Dummies
    1821: The Truncated Cuboctahedron Texts
    1822: The Nag Me All Day Codex
    1823: On the Excretia of The Soul
    1824: The Gospel of Flathead
    1825: The Book of Terry the Contender
    1826: The Homeostasis of the Archons
    1827: The Treatise on Reanimation
    1828: The Rulers of Reality
    1829: The Testament of Falsehood
    1830: The Testimony of Derivativeness
    1831: Vast Active Living Ignorance System
    1832: The Temptation of Oncogenes
    1833: Polymorphic Proteanoids
    1834: The Lightning, Mammoth Mind
    1835: The Conservation of Our Great Power
    1836: The Concept of Our Cheese Grater
    1837: On the Origin of the Material Plane
    1838: The Opiate Diagrams
    1839: The Promised Door
    1840: The Book of Gatekeepers
    1841: The Book of Answers
    1842: Ice Without Water
    1843: The Narrative of Ten Young Dwarves
    1844: Codex of Argent D'Nur
    1845: How to Summon Demons - Argent D'Nur Edition
    1846: How to Train Your Demon: Book I
    1847: The Linen Book of Linen
    1848: The Book of Anagram
    1849: The Book of [the Prophet] Jose
    1850: The Book of Spin
    1851: The Holy Press-In Bottle Adapter (a treatise on potions)
    1852: Lemarchand's Placemat (this is a paper restaurant placemat for children. If the word search on the placemat is completed, fiends appear and drag the solver down to the lower planes)
    1853: The Bebilith's Bibliography
    1854: The Kelubar's Catalog
    1855: The Erinyes' Encyclopedia
    1856: The Demodand's Dictionary
    1857: The Hellbound Head
    1858: The Fundamentals of Religion
    1859: Kill it With Love: Ballads of a Banshee Bard by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
    1860: Bad Romance: Ballads of a Banshee Bard by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
    1861: Death Metal: Ballads of a Banshee Bard by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
    1862: Scream it to the Void: Ballads of a Banshee Bard by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
    1863: Silence Between the Notes: Music and the Necromantic Arts by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
    1864: Echo of the Scream: Bardic Music and the Undead by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
    1865: The Fine Line Between Love and Hate: Musing on Love in Undeath by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
    1866: The Book of Jailors
    1867: The Book of Royal Prayer
    1868: Diary of a Lady Muskrat
    1869: The Boxspring Book
    1870: The Book of Poisoning
    1871: The Record of Kola
    1872: Liber Gonorrheus
    1873: Discourse on the Existence of the Archfiends
    1874: Discourse on the Existence of the Baernoloths
    1875: The Public Pool Essays
    1876: The Dreamhouse Essays
    1877: Comprehensive Governance in the Construction of Magic Mirrors
    1878: Occlucidarium
    1879: The Book of Curing (a treatise on salted meats)
    1880: You Now Have Gonorrhea. (small print subtitle: How to Lie in a believable fashion)
    1881: This Book is on Fire
    1882: The Story of Your Life. Yes, Yours.
    1883: 1001 Hilarious Dungeon Pranks for Lightening Up Your Adventure
    1884: The Great Book of Favorite Numbers
    1885: 24 Hours in a Vat
    1886: Vikings on the Run
    1887: The Great Big Book of Large Thick Books
    1888: Book by a Crook: A Thief's diary
    1889: Book by a Crook 2: A Thief's Diarrhea
    1890: Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer
    1891: Lectitio Divinitatus
    1892: one of the nine Books of Nagash
    1893: Liber Necris
    1894: Book of Medivh
    1895: The Prophecies of Murlynd
    1896: The Tale of Frankenstein's Campaign
    1897: Records of Herasy
    1898: The Book of Nonce Prayer
    1899: The Life of Murlynd
    1900: The Coronation of Louie the Ape
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    1901: The Collection of Magnificent Militarization
    1902: On the Mundanity of the World ("De Mundi Mundane")
    1903: Regarding All Colleges ("De University Universitate")
    1904: The River of Sorcery
    1905: The Ratfolk Sacramentary
    1906: The Treatise of Crowns
    1907: The Brutishness of Romance
    1908: The Book of Banal Prayer
    1909: The Divine Opera
    1910: Jotunheim Missal
    1911: Representative Answers from the Region Beyond the Heavens
    1912: The Gambler's Sidearm: A Guide to Weaponizing the Humble Deck of Cards When the Tables Turn Against You – Maximillian Potash
    1913: The Enchanted Deck: Unleashing the Cards' Deadly Potential – Jason Wild (contains the cantrip (level 1 for classes with no cantrips): “cards as weapons” material component: one playing card per attack. Make a ranged attack with the cards at your BAB, with each card functioning as a dagger with a range increment of 20 ft and +1 enhancement bonus per 4 caster levels, max +5 with +5 special abilities from DMG (might be too powerful, may need a limited list)
    1914: Murder of Mordenkainen – Garrick the Bold. A fictional tale of an overly convoluted plot by the forces of evil to assassinate the mighty archmage.
    1915: Trials of Tenser – Garrick the Bold. A fictional tale of three trials undertaken by the Archmage Tenser to obtain an artefact to defeat an evil lich.
    1916: Man's Best Rriends: An Encyclopedia Series on the Dissection and Analysis of Common Urban and Domesticated Animals for the Purpose of Identifying Culinary Qualities, Potential Mundane Uses, Magical Components and Ingredients, and Materials for Use in Necromantic Spells and Rituals for the Purpose of Maximizing the Efficient Use of All Available Resources. - Lambert the butcher: Vol 1: Bats: More than Guano and Haunting Atmosphere
    1917: Vol 2: Bovines: No Bull
    1918: Vol 3: Swine: Bringing Home the Bacon
    1919: Vol 4: Camels: Majestic Ships of the Deserts.
    1920: Vol 5: Cats: More than Just Familiars and Vermin Hunters
    1921: Vol 6: Dogs: Unothodox Uses for Man's Best Friend
    1922: Vol 7: Donkeys, Mules and Asses: Noble Beasts of Burden
    1923: Vol 8: Ponies and Horses: What to Do with the Foolish Knight's Steed
    1924: Vol 9: Birds: Means Fair and Fowl
    1925: Vol 10: Rats: Making the Most of What You Have When You Don’t Have Anything Else
    1926: The Conference of the Dames
    1927: The Book of Sajak
    1928: The Tale of Cliches the Knight
    1929: The Knight of the Rickshaw
    1930: The Knight of the Wardrobe
    1931: The Exegesis of Omnomnom
    1932: Summary of Eastern Advances in Capital Punishment
    1933: Topographia Hyboria
    1934: Robin, The Story of the Grail
    1935: The Five Three Interruptions
    1936: Record of Rumored Recipes for Sushi
    1937: Extended Continuation of the Four Continuations
    1938: Aucassin on Nicotine
    1939: Market Report on the Price of Oranges
    1940: The Art of Being Acquited by the Court After Selling Love
    1941: The Garden of Deformities
    1942: The Gospels of Rainbow Brite
    1943: Questions and Answers on Old Stories (Q&A Jiuwen)
    1944: The Marmalade Psalter
    1945: The Garden of Disgust
    1946: The Art of Courtney Love
    1947: History of Abandoned Churches
    1948: The Book of the Forty-Two Deep Thinkers
    1949: A Fiendish Game
    1950: The Caustic Order (Ordo Vitriol)
    1951: History of the Church of the Destroyer
    1952: The Mimosa of Medicine
    1953: The Guide for the Philistine (used here as an adjective)
    1954: The Book of Divine Offences
    1955: The Summa of Ludacris
    1956: The Prey Codex
    1957: The Guide to Things Perplexing
    1958: Description of Whales
    1959: The Iodized Psalter
    1960: The Tale of Dan Cain's Campaign
    1961: The Fire Mirror
    1962: Repetition of Repetitious Repetition
    1963: Book of the Pimp Hand
    1964: Top Secret Dictionary of Pronunciations and Meanings, Annotated
    1965: Treasury of the Illuminated Eye
    1966: Treasury of the All-Seeing Eye
    1967: The Oppositional Mirror
    1968: Infamous Herbal Glossary
    1969: The Joy of Alchemy
    1970: A Song of Fire and More Fire
    1971: Cold Catechisms (a book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)
    1972: Unsolved Myths (another book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)
    1973: Plausibly Deniable Acts of God (another book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)
    1974: Nearing the End Again: A Dead Philosophers' Guide to the Afterlife of the Afterlife
    1975: Cantrips Too Horrible to Even Contemplate
    1976: Urine as a Spell Component: Best and Worst Uses. Includes a blooper section of comical anecdotes with drawings in the back of the book.
    1977: Spiders!
    1978: Living a Lie: How to Fake Life. Surprisingly complete in its approach to the topic, containing sections useful for vampires, ghouls, liches, demiliches and more.
    1979: 20 Great Recipes with Dirt. Appears to be a completely serious guide written for literal dirt-poor people by a chef with the best intentions.
    1980: More Spiders!
    1981: Don't Mention this Book
    1982: Arcane Enhanced Construction: Save Time and Money on Big Jobs with the Well Thought-Out Application of Magic
    1983: Wizard Comics: Issue 1. This was a big collectible even just a few decades ago, but the title and its characters have slipped into relative obscurity among younger generations.
    1984: This Book is Watching You
    1985: The War in the Stars by Lucian Sunstopper
    1986: They're EVERYWHERE! Where are these spiders even coming from?!
    1987: A Summoner's Guide to Dinosaurs
    1988: A Conjurer's Guide to Dinosaurs
    1989: Tonight We're Gonna Party Like We're Ten Books that Way!
    1990: Stunts and How to Execute Them
    1991: Nosy Heroes and How to Execute Them.
    1992: Run Now or You Will Never See Me Coming. (On closer inspection there's a little label on this one identifying it as part of the non-fiction section.)
    1993: Ballad of the Great Bookwyrm
    1994: In Defense of Honor: A Paladin's Memoires
    1995: Ten Spells You Can Cast with Just a Book
    1996: Ten Spells You Can Cast with Just this Book
    1997: ARE THESE SPIDERS FROM SPACE?! GODS HELP US ALL!!!
    1998: The Case Against Closing Arguments
    1999: The Matrix. Small print: Do You Want to Khow What It Is?
    2000: End of Year Doomsday Predictions Based on Analysis of Wall Calendars
    Spoiler: 2001 - 2100
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    2001: The Adventures of Space-Ulysses
    2002: The Aimlessness of the Philosophers
    2003: Xor and Nor
    2004: The Curse of the Cannabis Cannibals
    2005: A Certain Woeful Miracle
    2006: The Life of Norman the Dragon
    2007: The Deeds of the Weenies
    2008: The Chronicle of the Fisherman Bishop
    2009: Chronicle of the King of the Fishermen
    2010: The Year We Made Contact Lenses
    2011: The Plane of Bingeatory
    2012: Troubling Revelations From Comparative Analysis Of Tear-Off Calendars (predicts that the end of the world will occur on December 31st)
    2013: The Nun's Priest's Father's Brother's Nephew's Cousin's Former Roommate's Tale
    2014: The Quacksalver's Tale
    2015: [i]The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust[i/]: Original Musical Score
    2016: Signs of the End
    2017: Book to the Illuminati: In Praise of the New World Order
    2018: The Ginormous Codex
    2019: Pictoral of Drug Paraphernalia
    2020: Pictoral Of Witches' Cauldrons
    2021: Underwater Dog Breeding
    2022: Battlefield Oerth
    2023: The Dream of Rhomboids
    2024: The Book of Juggalos
    2025: The Law Codex of Vindaloo
    2026: Collected Cases of Injustice Upheld
    2027: The Book of Tesseracts
    2028: Yuengling Saga
    2029: The Gears of the World
    2030: Where Is the Song of Saint Diego?
    2031: Lives of the Poisoners
    2032: The Leaden Legend
    2033: The Booberry Tales
    2034: Radio Free Avalon
    2035: The Fortunate Fabrication
    2036: Guide to Superhell
    2037: Radio Free Aldebaran
    2038: Atlas of Mass Transit Systems of North America
    2039: Vermouth, Olives, and Grain
    2040: MWH: Meat-shield, Wizard, Healer
    2041: Short-Term Precognition: How to Be a Perfect Bureaucrat
    2042: Experience Over Vigor: Winning wars with Old People
    2043: The Index. This book catalogs all the other books, making it much easier to find whatever you are looking for. Note: the index is cursed, such that it is always the last book you find.
    2044: Better Homes and Gardens New Cookbook Wally's Wizzard Wonderbook (A cookbook with a beginners Grimoire scribbled in the margins and across the recipes. The original cookbook can still be made out in some places, but mostly it is covered with arcane symbols and rambling explanations of basic magical principles that do more to confuse the reader than anything else.)
    2045: What I Did On My Holidays OR The Fall Of The Markepthian Empire.

    Here're some links to the other list-posts:
    What's on the Shelf: 1-600 (and 601-1000)
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    My Spelljammer stuff (including an orbit tracker), 2E AD&D spreadsheet, and Vault of the Drow maps are available in my Dropbox. Feel free to use or not use it as you see fit!
    Thri-Kreen Ranger/Psionicist by me, based off of Rich's A Monster for Every Season

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    1890) imperial infantryman's uplifting primer
    1891) Lectitio Divinitatus
    1892) one of the nine books of Nagash
    1893) liber necris
    1894) book of medivh

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    plot idea. have your players hunting a far-realm cult when they discover an infantryman's primer in a cult hideout and watch with sadistic glee as the looks on their faces go from confusion, to realisation, to shock, and finally horror at the sudden revelation that the flavor this cult . . . is genestealer.
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    1895.) The Prophecies of Murlynd
    1896.) The Tale of Frankenstein's Campaign
    1897.) Records of Herasy
    1898.) The Book of Nonce Prayer
    1899.) The Life of Murlynd
    1900.) The Coronation of Louie the Ape
    1901.) The Collection of Magnificent Militarization
    1902.) On the Mundanity of the World ("De Mundi Mundane")
    1903.) Regarding All Colleges ("De University Universitate")
    1904.) The River of Sorcery
    1905.) The Ratfolk Sacramentary
    1906.) The Treatise of Crowns
    1907.) The Brutishness of Romance
    1908.) The Book of Banal Prayer
    1909.) The Divine Opera
    1910.) Jotunheim Missal
    1911.) Representative Answers from the Region Beyond the Heavens

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noxangelo View Post
    plot idea. have your players hunting a far-realm cult when they discover an infantryman's primer in a cult hideout and watch with sadistic glee as the looks on their faces go from confusion, to realisation, to shock, and finally horror at the sudden revelation that the flavor this cult . . . is genestealer.
    Wow. That's just... just... evil!

    So what are the 2E AD&D stats for genestealers?
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    Wow. That's just... just... evil!

    So what are the 2E AD&D stats for genestealers?
    I dont know but the topic needs the warhammer 40k kind of gene stealers so prepare your bolters and pray the emprah you are in rude awekening
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Torath View Post
    Wow. That's just... just... evil!

    So what are the 2E AD&D stats for genestealers?
    no idea, but for 3E you could use the kython from BoVD.

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    1912.) The gamblers sidearm: a guide to weaponizing the humble deck of cards when the tables turn against you – Maximillian Potash

    1913.) The enchanted deck: unleashing the cards deadly potential – Jason Wild (contains the cantrip (level 1 for classes with no cantrips): “cards as weapons” material component: one playing card per attack. Make a ranged attack with the cards at your BAB, with each card functioning as a dagger with a range increment of 20 ft and +1 enhancement bonus per 4 caster levels, max +5 with +5 special abilities from DMG (might be too powerful, may need a limited list)

    1914.) Murder of Mordenkainen – Garrick the bold. a fictional tale regarding an overly convoluted plot by the forces of evil to assassinate the mighty archmage.

    1915.) Trials of Tenser – Garrick the bold. A fictional tale regarding three trials undertaken by the Archmage Tenser to obtain an artefact to defeat an evil lich

    Mans best friends: an encyclopedia series on the dissection and analysis of common urban and domesticated animals for the purpose of identifying culinary qualities, potential mundane uses, magical components and ingredients and material for use in necromantic spells and rituals for the purpose of maximizing the efficient use of all available resources. - Lambert the butcher.
    1916.) Vol 1: bats, more than guano and haunting atmosphere.
    1917.) Vol 2: bovines, no bull.
    1918.) Vol 3: swine, bringing home the bacon.
    1919.) Vol 4: camels. Majestic ships of the deserts.
    1920.) Vol 5: cats, more than just familiars and vermin hunters.
    1921.) Vol 6: Dogs, unothodox uses for mans best friend.
    1922.) Vol 7: donkeys, mules and ass’s, noble beasts of burden.
    1923.) Vol 8: ponies and horses, what to do with the foolish knights steed.
    1924.) Vol 9: birds, means fair and fowl.
    1925.) Vol 10: rats, making the most of what you have, when you don’t have anything else.

    notes:
    We will be seeing more of Maximillian Potash as I do more research. He was a fairly prolific writer though his books are somewhat difficult to come by. a tribute from a fan.
    Garrick the bold is basically Varrus from dragon age. Whenever I need an author for a novel he will be it unless I have reason to put another. Feel free to have him author any novels you want to add, the bigger his library the better.
    Lambert is a talented but very young (18-22) necromancer, if some of the title sound immature, that is why. He is a very prolific writer though his "books" are just published versions of piles of notes on a particular theme cobbled together into a semblance of order by his bound companion Asha, whose orderly mind has started bordering on OCD in undeath. Vol 6 of this series is my favourite title, I feel its implications perfectly sum up how necromancers feel about goody-two-shoe's who keep bothering them.
    He is also an avid cook. hence the epithet.
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    1926.) The Conference of the Dames
    1927.) The Book of Sajak
    1928.) The Tale of Cliches the Knight
    1929.) The Knight of the Rickshaw
    1930.) The Knight of the Wardrobe
    1931.) The Exegesis of Omnomnom
    1932.) Summary of Eastern Advances in Capital Punishment
    1933.) Topographia Hyboria
    1934.) Robin, The Story of the Grail
    1935.) The Five Three Interruptions
    1936.) Record of Rumored Recipes for Sushi
    1937.) Extended Continuation of the Four Continuations
    1938.) Aucassin on Nicotine
    1939.) Market Report on the Price of Oranges
    1940.) The Art of Being Acquited by the Court After Selling Love
    1941.) The Garden of Deformities
    1942.) The Gospels of Rainbow Brite
    1943.) Questions and Answers on Old Stories (Q&A Jiuwen)
    1944.) The Marmalade Psalter
    1945.) The Garden of Disgust
    1946.) The Art of Courtney Love
    1947.) History of Abandoned Churches
    1948.) The Book of the Forty-Two Deep Thinkers
    1949.) A Fiendish Game
    1950.) The Caustic Order (Ordo Vitriol)
    1951.) History of the Church of the Destroyer
    1952.) The Mimosa of Medicine
    1953.) The Guide for the Philistine (used here as an adjective)
    1954.) The Book of Divine Offences
    1955.) The Summa of Ludacris
    1956.) The Prey Codex
    1957.) The Guide to Things Perplexing
    1958.) Description of Whales
    1959.) The Iodized Psalter
    1960.) The Tale of Dan Cain's Campaign
    1961.) The Fire Mirror
    1962.) Repetition of Repetitious Repetition
    1963.) Book of the Pimp Hand
    1964.) Top Secret Dictionary of Pronunciations and Meanings, Annotated
    1965.) Treasury of the Illuminated Eye
    1966.) Treasury of the All-Seeing Eye
    1967.) The Oppositional Mirror
    1968.) Infamous Herbal Glossary
    1969.) The Joy of Alchemy

    (note: compare and contrast the titles of 12th century books to the list above)

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    moving away from that theme for a short while

    1970.) A Song of Fire and More Fire
    1971.) Cold Catechisms (a book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)
    1972.) Unsolved Myths (another book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)
    1973.) Plausibly Deniable Acts of God (another book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)

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    the summa of ludacris? intriguing

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    1918.) Vol 3: swine, bringing home the bacon.
    1919.) Vol 3: camels. Majestic ships of the deserts.
    1920.) Vol 4: cats, more than just familiars and vermin hunters.
    1921.) Vol 5: Dogs, unothodox uses for mans best friend.
    1922.) Vol 5: donkeys, mules and ass’s, noble beasts of burden.
    Internal numbering needs work. (External numbering is fine.)
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