What's on the Shelf: 1001 Essays, Treatises, and Books on Magic

[Bohandas]

1125.) Suel, Baklun, and the Twin Cataclysms
1126.) Cosmic Geography
1127.) The Kingdom of Fungi Is Within You

[Tvtyrant]

Ben Drown's Book of Majora's Masks.

[Lord Torath]

Looks like we got two 1212 entries. That means our most recent entry is:

1229: Ben Drown's Book of Majora's Masks

[Lvl 2 Expert]

1230: The book next to this one contains a secret switch, by Tom Foolery
1231: I fart in thine general direction; 1001 more dirty jokes, by Leddit Rip
1232: The great book of spoilers, by Daniella Spoilsport. The back blurb tells us it contains the summarized endings of over 300 common folktales, heroic ballads and adventure epics.
1233: Cooking with vegetables, by Mary the Chaste
1234: Brewing with vegetables, by Mary the Wise
1235: Unlocking the secrets of the universe with vegetables, by Mary the Powerful
1236: Conquering the world with vegetables, by She who shall not be named Mary!
1237: The curious case of madness inducing carrot intolerance, by Richard Littletown, general physician
1238: Vampires are alive! And why they deserve compassion, not stakes, by Ned Totallyarealhumon
1239: The seven habits of highly graceful princesses, by A.L.F.M.N.S. van Friedelstein en Overvechten
1240: Why must it always be swans?!

[Bohandas]

1241.) Bard's Familiar Quotations

[SpamCreateWater]

1242.) There and almost back again: A stylised journal of the dangers of failing resurrection magicks narrated to Marvin Mestiohan by the ghost or Hermlink Turpungate

[PopeLinus1]

This from one of my own games
1242) The History of Tea Vol. 7

[Bohandas]

1244.) Jemima's Annotated Legislation Service
1245.) The Drunken Watchmaker
1246.) Down From the Dragons: The Evolution of Kobold Patheticism
1247.) The Asmodeus Principle
1248.) They Eat What!? A Cultural Encyclopedia of Bizarre Foods
1249.) Sacred Geometry: An Introduction

[Lvl 2 Expert]

1250: Home on the farm, an opera. It contains sheet music.
1251: Farm life, a musical, based on the classic "Home on the farm". Contains tabs for stringed instruments and lyrics.
1252: The toilet, concerta for orchestra and flatulist. The orchestra parts can be deciphered, the flatulist music is written in the flatulist equivalent of druidic.

And because these are supposed to be a wizard's collection:

1253: Sacred patterns in daily objects
1254: Dragons, and how to train your own
1255: This book is full of truths
1256: Bards, stupid or idiotic?
1257: Less than 50 years is possible: Great ideas for speeding up the learning curve towards first level
1258: Bla bla bla, bla bladiebla

Okay, they're getting less wizzardy again, time to stop. Except...

1259: Time to stop, by Calverburd Heinslaw

[Bohandas]

1260.) The Seven Habits of Highly Deranged People

1252: The toilet, concerta for orchestra and flatulist. The orchestra parts can be deciphered, the flatulist music is written in the flatulist equivalent of druidic.

Like Le Petomane

[Lord Torath]

772: The Art of Spell Research - Know Your Elemental Memes and How to Combine Them by S. Stormlord

I missed this one somehow.

Renumbering it to 1261, because I don't want to have to re-do my spreadsheet.

[Bohandas]

1262.) The Hidden Realty: Flipping Properties In Parallel Universes
1263.) The Fabric of the Multiverse: Space, Time, and the Tapestry of the Fates

[Rockphed]

I missed this one somehow.

Renumbering it to 1261, because I don't want to have to re-do my spreadsheet.

I appreciate that you have been diligently cataloguing all this.

1264) Evening the Odds: A mathematician's Guide to Warfare
1265) Oddening the Evens: Mutating Twins and Other Matched Sets

[Lvl 2 Expert]

1266) Books: Why?
1267) Words are for wizards
1268) A thousand words: How to communicate in pictures
1269) Barbarian Monthly, with in this issue a discussion on the silent contemplation of influential schools of thought surrounding the disruption of the fluidity of movement instigated by the connecting of dermal and muscular tissue with medium mass high velocity handheld objects.

[khadgar567]

1270.) universal user manual of humanoid brain volume I.
1271.) universal user manual of humanoid brain volume II 10001 frequently done stupidities.

[Bohandas]

1272.) Case Studies On Curses In Elven Males

[Bohandas]

1273.) On the Extraordinary Resiliance Of Cursed Items

[Bohandas]

1274.) Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations

EDIT:

1275.) Mycultists: Fungal Worship in the Cult of Elemental Evil
1276.) Libris Fungous: A Life Sized Illustrated Guide to Six Hundred And Sixty Six Species From Around The World
1277.) The Encyclopedia of Military Artifacts
1278.) Encyclopedia of Women in Heaven and Hell
1279.) Encyclopedic Dictionary of Metaphysical Geography
1280.) Netherworld Encyclopedia of Cities
1281.) Codex Nuttella
1282.) Codex Pacificus
1283.) Operating Manual for Craftworlds

[RagingBluMunky]

1281.) How to Make Friends and Influence People: A Beginner's Guide to Necromancy and Mind Control
1282.) How to make Fiends and Infernal People: Demon Summoning and Contract Basics for Non-readers


Sorry if these have been done before

[Bohandas]

1283.) The Coming Global Firestorm
1284.) Fire From the Earth
1285.) Eating People
1286.) Engines of Destruction: The Coming Era of Mayhem
1287.) Nourishing the Void
1288.) Engines of Creation: The Bygone Era of the Gods

[Lord Torath]

Numbering note: Due to the presence of duplicate numbers 1281, 1282, and 1283, our most recent entry stands thus:
1291: Engines of Creation: The Bygone Era of the Gods

[Lvl 2 Expert]

1292: Es klak on fila da 200 prantera diversi begripsia ni du
1293: Bu ga da, zu ga da, bu nie ga zoe. Bu ga zu mo oe ga! (The original epic!)
1294: I will fall if you read this: a beginner's guide to Druidic

[Bohandas]

BTW, most of my posts from the past few weeks have been parodies of, or in some way based on, names of real books that I found on wikipedia. For example The Hidden Realty: Flipping Properties In Parallel Universes, is a parody of The Hidden Reality: Parallel Universes and the Deep Laws of the Cosmos, and Jemima's Annotated Legislation Service is Butterworth's Annotated Legislation Service

EDIT:
Lembas Bread Tiger is Pizza Tiger, The Apocrypha of Medicine is The Canon of Medicine, Public Fountains of the City of the Djinn is Public Fountains of the City of Dijon, Beyond Chaos and Order is Beyond Good and Evil, The Bilestone Resource is The Coal Resource, The Physical Biology of the Soul is The Physical Biology of the Cell, Straight From the Bowels is Straight From The Gut, Codex Pacificus is Codex Atlanticus, Operating Manual For Craftworlds is Operating Manual For Spaceship Earth, Eating People is Eating Animals, etc.

EDIT:
The Silver Branch is The Golden Bough, The Rose Bowl Sutra is The Blood Bowl Sutra etc

EDIT:
Oppression by Liberation is Liberation by Oppression

[FreddyNoNose]

1295: The Book of Nod: reading it puts you to sleep. S.T. allowed.

[Rockphed]

1295: The Book of Nod: reading it puts you to sleep. S.T. allowed.

1296: The Book of No Nod: 1001 ways to stay awake during boring lectures.

[Bohandas]

1297.) Blind Deaf-Mutes With Peg Legs and Prosthetic Hands In the Arts and Sciences: A Biographical Dictionary
1298.) Looter's Dictionary of Archaeology
1299.) Encyclopedia of Otherworldly Art
1300.) How To Identify Corpses: A Complete Guide to Manual and Magical Processes
1301.) How to Recognize Different Types of Trees From Quite A Long Way Away (possible adult situations in linked video)
EDIT:
1302.) Library of the Multiverse
1303.) Extraplanar Encyclopedia
1304.) The Silver Branch
1305.) Lizardmen and Their Symbols
1306.) The Key of Imagination
1307.) The Legalese Edda
1308.) The IMRaD Edda
1309.) The Technical Writing Edda
EDIT:
1310.) Handbook Of Symbols In Religious Art
1311.) Handbook of Symbols in Bathroom Graffiti
1312.) Handbook of Symbols in Religious Bathroom Graffiti
1313.) Biographical Dictionary of God Botherers
1314.) Illustrated Dictionary of Practical Astrology

[Bohandas]

1315.) The Human Centipede or The Matter, Form, and Power of a Commonwealth, Ecclesiastical and Civil (This one's a parody of two things: Leviathan or The Matter, Forme and Power of a Common-Wealth Ecclesiasticall and Civil, a book on political theory whose frontispiece depicts a giant made out of of hundreds of smaller people, and The Human Centipede, a horror movie about a mad scientist who sews people together to create a conjoined triplet connected via the gastric system)

[khadgar567]

1316.) Possession and You: Diary of a Wraith's Misadventures in Possession

[Segev]

1317.) Dewey's Decimation Symbol - Stop Misfiling This Under Explosive Runes! by Ira T. Librarian.

[Lord Torath]

1316.) possession and you wraiths dairy of miss possession hijackings

Khadgar, can you clarify what you mean here? I suspect you mean this is a journal written by a wraith (diary is a journal, dairy is a milk product). Can you explain what you mean by "miss possession hijackings"? I'm not sure if there's a typo in there, or if it's a translation error, but I want to make certain I get what you intended.