Need help with a recurring dream!

[Rinquist]

Every night I dream I am eating a giant marshmellow. Does anyone know how to stop these dreams from happening?

Please answer expeditiously as I am spending a ton of money buying new pillows.

[Ichneumon]

I so hope the last part is a joke.

For 4 years I dreamt regulary that I lost my shoes. Dreams mean nothing.

[Yeril]

I had reccuring dreams about being chased/attacked/eaten by slimer from the ghost busters.. that went on through ages 5 to 11 and I turned out okay *twitch*

[Darken Rahl]

I have this dream, usually when I'm drifting off, that is so horrible that I cannot remember it, even though I know that I could if it wasn't blocked from my conscious mind. Every time I get even close to remembering it, I get this intense feeling of dread and horror. It's pretty awful.

[Dihan]

I have recurring dreams of myself switching my lamp off, putting my book down and lying down... It's really annoying when I wake up the next morning when I have a sore neck and can't find the page I was on...

[Timberwolf]

Every Christmas Eve, I used to dream that I'd be standing by the gate of a house not far from where I live (but not actually my house) and this bulldog'd turn up driving a big American truck. I had until he drove back the other way to get back inside the house or he'd eat me. My legs never used to work. Anyway, one year I got inside before the bulldog came back and never dreamed it again. So, win, finish the marshmallow and you might never dream it again.

[Rinquist]

That's the problem, I DO finish the marshmellow! And every morning I wake up with no pillows.

[Raiser Blade]

Your joking right?

Right?


*Backs away slowly*

[Dihan]

Try and resist eating the marshmallow?

[Darken Rahl]

Replace your pillow with a bag of marshmallows?

[Micate]

When life gives you marshmallows, make Smores.

[Semidi]

*puts a cigar in his mouth and sits in a big comfy chair before pointing to a reclining couch.*

*Semidi Freud places the tips of his fingers together*

Rinquist, do you remember when your mother stopped to breast-feed you? Did she not do it enough or did she over feed you? I think that you have a debilitating neuroses of an oral fixation that is coming through in your dreams. I suggest you pay me 89.99 an hour to guide you through this and bring your unconscious fixation to the surface where it can be examined and removed… by force. I mean… through psychoanalysis.

[Rinquist]

*puts a cigar in his mouth and sits in a big comfy chair before pointing to a reclining couch.*

*Semidi Freud places the tips of his fingers together*

Rinquist, do you remember when your mother stopped to breast-feed you? Did she not do it enough or did she over feed you? I think that you have a debilitating neuroses of an oral fixation that is coming through in your dreams. I suggest you pay me 89.99 an hour to guide you through this and bring your unconscious fixation to the surface where it can be examined and removed… by force. I mean… through psychoanalysis.

Hey, now there's a solution that my American mind can comprehend!

[SexyOchreJelly]

Sleep without a pillow on a hard surface, preferebly concrete.

It may hurt, but it will probably stop the dreams.

[Darken Rahl]

Don't sleep!

[DraPrime]

Unless you have a serious problem with this dream, then don't worry about it. It will go away eventually. I honestly hope that your joking about the pillows. I can't imagine just how much comes out into the crapper.

[Runolfr]

Every night I dream I am eating a giant marshmellow. Does anyone know how to stop these dreams from happening?

Please answer expeditiously as I am spending a ton of money buying new pillows.

Smack yourself in the head a few times with a cast-iron frying pan before bed. That'll take care of it.

[Exeson]

Smack yourself in the head a few times with a cast-iron frying pan before bed. That'll take care of it.

It will probably take care of him as well. I would suggest you get one of those really solid brick like pillows people get for bad necks and try and eat through that

[Castaras]

Recurring dreams?

I used to get one loads...Got rid of it by writing it down in detail.

*shrugs* Might work. Might not.

[CrazedGoblin]

sounds nasty and interesting at the same time

[Ashtar]

If you are using soft pillows, change for a ergonomic synthetic pillow that moulds to the head. These are nice.

Experiment also eating 1 Marshmallow before going to bed.

[Cyrano]

Dance a rain dance thrice widdershins under the light of an empty moon (to symbolize a lack of marshmellows.) Then go to sleep inside a tiny closet propped up only with toothpicks and hope, whilst listening to the soundtrack of Serenity on repeat.

[Rinquist]

If you are using soft pillows, change for a ergonomic synthetic pillow that moulds to the head. These are nice.

Experiment also eating 1 Marshmallow before going to bed.

Whoa, let's not get crazy. I'm spending enough money on replacing my pillows. If I end up eating one of those "shapes to your massive head" pillows, I'll be out a whole bunch of cash!

I'm only a humble Nuclear Physicist, I don't have that kind of money.

[Cyrano]

"But the new Ergnonomic Synthetic Pillow shapes to your esophagus! And stomach lining!"

[Darken Rahl]

What about the sphincter?!

[Don Julio Anejo]

Have you tried sleeping on a rock before?

Person: Doctor, I have this problem where I think monsters hide under my bed.
Therapist: Hmm.. And how long have you had this problem?
Person: blah-blah-blah.

A number of therapy sessions follows in an attempt to figure out what could be the cause of the hallucinations. Suddenly the guy stops going to see his doc. Therapist calls him and asks him why.

Person: Oh. You were costing me 75 bucks an hour and my buddy fixed me up for 20 bucks and a couple of beers.
Therapist: *wtf* How?
Person: Well, he took a saw and cut off the legs on my bed.

[Totally Guy]

I had a recurring dream once that a friendly giant robot was looking for me but couldn't find me.

The dream went away once I'd found a video of that particular giant robot show. I could prove to my friends that the show existed as I wasn't crazy.

[eidreff]

Try toasting pillows over a fire, and then go to sleep on a giant marshmallow.

That or read about real marshmallow (the plant) possibly dull enough to cure you.

[Thanatos 51-50]

You people with your dreams and your having and rembering thereof.

[reorith]

have you considered doing a barrel roll? but in all honesty, most sleep related problems can be overcome by not sleeping.