Crush'd

[Castaras]

Lets see...How many awwwwws have I missed?

*Takes deep breath*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

*Goes blue in the face, takes another deep breath.*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

*Falls over backwards*

I think that's enough awwws for now.

Oh, and I thought ZRS and Ego had announced their relationship sometime before...Because it was pretty obvious...At least, it was to me...

*shrugs and wanders back to lurking again*

[SMEE]

Long distance relationships are more fulfilling than you might think...

Aye, I'm well aware of that, for I had one before.
But now we're talking about the other side of the world kind of distance.

Yet, he seems to enjoy Douglas Adams' work, and seems to have a thing for wild west movies, which is definitly a big plus.
And I'm considering moving in the next 8 months...

*does some needless math*

That could work.

[Ego Slayer]

Oh, and I thought ZRS and Ego had announced their relationship sometime before...Because it was pretty obvious...At least, it was to me...

It's funny... we were really sorta obvious, but didn't want to talk about it with anyone, or have it even officially be public knowledge... even though it sorta almost was.

And frustrating. Don't forget frustrating.

Could be, definitely... but I don't think so.

[Jibar]

This thread makes me sad inside.

Oh God I'm turning into Khan...

[The Great Skenardo]

Could be, definitely... but I don't think so.

Note: the preceding is my own testament. Your results may vary.

[Castaras]

This thread makes me sad inside.

Oh God I'm turning into Khan...

Being a couple isn't everything, y'know Jibar.

Those who are single have fun as well.

[Charity]

This thread makes me sad inside.

Oh God I'm turning into Khan...

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Never mind Jib, it will sort itself out.

[Bor the Barbarian Monk]

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Never mind Jib, it will sort itself out.

Charity, you just made waking up at the ridiculous hour of 2 AM worth coming here and just hanging around without purpose. Thank you.

[Khantalas]

This thread makes me sad inside.

Oh God I'm turning into Khan...

Hey! I resent that! You're the one who started the whole mating season thread!

[Dispozition]

Charity, you just made waking up at the ridiculous hour of 2 AM worth coming here and just hanging around without purpose. Thank you.

How can it be 2am for you...It's 2am for me...Your timezone is broke...

[Jibar]

Hey! I resent that! You're the one who started the whole mating season thread!

I didn't start it, it's an eventuallity, like Z-Day, the Rapture or the total melt down of Britney Spears!
Not my fault mating season started anyway.
Also so not my fault I haven't mated for a week.
If it weren't for whoever's fault those were, I would be so moody and depressed.

[Bor the Barbarian Monk]

How can it be 2am for you...It's 2am for me...Your timezone is broke...

I woke up at 2 AM. It's now after 9:30 AM. I have been awake all this time, wandering GitP and helping Eldred write his letter. In point of fact, he's mailing me the part of my brain that landed near his home. But that's an entirely different story.

[Dispozition]

I woke up at 2 AM. It's now after 9:30 AM. I have been awake all this time, wandering GitP and helping Eldred write his letter. In point of fact, he's mailing me the part of my brain that landed near his home. But that's an entirely different story.

Ah...What day is it for you? Wednesday yes? It's Thursday here...Man...Timezones blow up my brain...

[Bor the Barbarian Monk]

Ah...What day is it for you? Wednesday yes? It's Thursday here...Man...Timezones blow up my brain...

Then this will hurt a little more...Arizona doesn't change its clocks. While the rest of the world adjusts their clocks twice a year, we do nothing at all...except extra math so we don't call people too late.

But this is off topic...and I'm still waiting to see if my romantic attack, made in public, will have some kind of effect. Probably won't, as she explained men from the internet were a no-no for her. Then again, as I replied to her in a PM, "I'm not a man. I'm Bor!"

[ZombieRockStar]

Poor Jibar. I'd search out Avril Lavigne and tell her about this awesome friend I have who's also a muffin...but I've unfortunately sworn to kill her on sight for making this. So you should probably get some other Canadian to do it for you.

"Zombiego"

I dunno...just doesn't roll off the tongue quite like "Thog" or "Zebarra" or (my personal favourite) "Phoemotis."

[phoenixineohp]

Just because I'm interested to see how a cat-muffin mates, I just might put my feelings on Avril aside and capture her for you. But if her husband is around, all bets are off. That guy is a jerk.

You sure I can't just bake a batch of muffins and tie them to a cat for you? What if I make little muffin slippers for the cat?

[Jibar]

Just because I'm interested to see how a cat-muffin mates, I just might put my feelings on Avril aside and capture her for you. But if her husband is around, all bets are off. That guy is a jerk.

You sure I can't just bake a batch of muffins and tie them to a cat for you? What if I make little muffin slippers for the cat?

Cats wouldn't work. They have no Sauce.

More people should read the Cat-Muffinmicon, it would solve so many problems.

[Trog]

I dunno...just doesn't roll off the tongue quite like "Thog" or "Zebarra" or (my personal favourite) "Phoemotis."

Thog's that guy from the comic. You must be mistaken.

Hee hee hee "Phoemotis"... classic.

And didn't Bob Barker always tell us to spay and neuter our cat-muffins and dog-biscuits to prevent these sort of mating outbreaks in the first place?

[Castaras]

I dunno...just doesn't roll off the tongue quite like "Thog" or "Zebarra" or (my personal favourite) "Phoemotis."

Damn you ZRS...
Fusion time!

Trog & Thes.

Thog
Yes. That’s who you get. Thog. Yes. That Thog.

Zombie + Ego Slayer
Zombiego
A strange creature, often seen going about its business of eating brains, stealing hearts, causing much lust after them using hot cat-boy avatars, and rocking out every morn. A quiet, kind person as well. The only slight problem this person has is that they seem to be in love with themselves.

Zeb the Troll + Alarra
Zebarra
Half troll, half human, with extra Mod-ifications, Zebarra is a reasonably common sight in the land of playground. Riding around on her motorbike, Hoggoblins patch visible to all, spreading red text where needed, before speeding off into the deep red sunset. She is the rebel Mod!

Phoemotis may come later...Can't think of anything to do for them other than say Phoemotis is a Towering Titan.

[Bor the Barbarian Monk]

I have figured out the problem. I'm too nice.

*drop-kicks a defenseless puppy*

The ladies apparently want a bad-boy, and I haven't been bad enough.

*stealthily removes brakes from a few wheelchairs*

Well, my days of being a nice guy are over. I'm gonna be an abusive jerk who does extra-mean things to people at random.

*ties ZRS to a chair and makes him listen to Avril Lavigne massacre Eric Clapton songs for hours on end...heck, I force him to listen to ALL of her "music"...that's gonna leave a mark, I promise you that!*

Say goodbye to the nice, helpful Bor. He has left the building. I'm taking his place.

Now, if you'll all excuse me, I'm off to beat up some Girl Scouts and steal their cookies.

...

...

Totally not working, is it?

[Mr. Moon]

Time to once again prove how awful my taste is.

ZRS, partly out of truth, but mostly to bug you: I LIKED that song. Uh-huh. And I like certain Backstreet Boys songs to. *nodnod*

[Khantalas]

I have figured out the problem. I'm too nice.

*drop-kicks a defenseless puppy*

The ladies apparently want a bad-boy, and I haven't been bad enough.

*stealthily removes brakes from a few wheelchairs*

Well, my days of being a nice guy are over. I'm gonna be an abusive jerk who does extra-mean things to people at random.

*ties ZRS to a chair and makes him listen to Avril Lavigne massacre Eric Clapton songs for hours on end...heck, I force him to listen to ALL of her "music"...that's gonna leave a mark, I promise you that!*

Say goodbye to the nice, helpful Bor. He has left the building. I'm taking his place.

Now, if you'll all excuse me, I'm off to beat up some Girl Scouts and steal their cookies.

...

...

Totally not working, is it?

Aww... Look how cute he is when he's trying to be evil!

Ladies and... ladies, here we have a fine specimen of homo sapiens. He's single, straight, just hit the very fine age of 40, handsome, an animal-lover (don't ask how much, though) and very very lovable. Now, the question is, who wants him?

Anyone? No? Ah, come on!

This is not gonna look good on my matchmaking résumé.

[Bor the Barbarian Monk]

Aww... Look how cute he is when he's trying to be evil!

Ladies and... ladies, here we have a fine specimen of homo sapiens. He's single, straight, just hit the very fine age of 40, handsome, an animal-lover (don't ask how much, though) and very very lovable. Now, the question is, who wants him?

Anyone? No? Ah, come on!

This is not gonna look good on my matchmaking résumé.

*totally pathetic whine*

Hey! You should be afraid of me! I'm a threat, ya know! I am! I can be scary and...and...and stuff! So...Ummm...You should cower and...be afraid-like. Cuz the girls like the bad-boy image, and I'm, y'know...like...evil.

*stomps foot like a petulant child and runs out, crying*

Note: for the record, my whining "I'm a threat" speech sounds a lot funnier when you can actually hear my voice.

[averagejoe]

I have figured out the problem. I'm too nice.

As one Nice Guy(TM) to another, the ladies who are looking for bad dudes usually aren't worthwhile anyways, because they just bail whent things are getting boring. Just look at it like I more or less always have; no one is better than a wrong one.

If it makes you feel any better, if I was a lady, or a dude who liked other dudes, and if I didn't think that I'd be the sort of lady-or-dude-who-likes-other-dudes who is totally attracted to bad dudes, I'd probably like you okay.

[ZombieRockStar]

*ties ZRS to a chair and makes him listen to Avril Lavigne massacre Eric Clapton songs for hours on end...heck, I force him to listen to ALL of her "music"...that's gonna leave a mark, I promise you that!*

Aww...c'mon. Girls want a "bad guy" not an uncivilized brute.

[Bor the Barbarian Monk]

As one Nice Guy(TM) to another, the ladies who are looking for bad dudes usually aren't worthwhile anyways, because they just bail whent things are getting boring. Just look at it like I more or less always have; no one is better than a wrong one.

If it makes you feel any better, if I was a lady, or a dude who liked other dudes, and if I didn't think that I'd be the sort of lady-or-dude-who-likes-other-dudes who is totally attracted to bad dudes, I'd probably like you okay.

I...Ummm...I think I've been complimented. Unfortunately, a synapse exploded while reading that last paragraph, which I think was your goal, and I am therefore...Ummm...somethinged. That being said, thanks...I think.

[Jibar]

Aww...c'mon. Girls want a "bad guy" not an uncivilized brute.

'Cos she's watching wrestling,
Creaming over tough guys,
Listening to rap metal,
Turn tables in her eyes,

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want!

Ahem.
In other news, I liked the Avril cover too.

[averagejoe]

I...Ummm...I think I've been complimented. Unfortunately, a synapse exploded while reading that last paragraph, which I think was your goal, and I am therefore...Ummm...somethinged. That being said, thanks...I think.

Yeah, I can see how that would have made more sense to me than to someone reading it. Well... I'm glad you're somethinged, anyways.

[zeratul]

I must say if people don't want us to say "awwwwwwwe" Then their sigatars of their couples shouldn't be so damn cute!

[Calamity]

They're just pretending to not want us to go 'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,' so that they don't seem like they're attention seeking

They secretly love the 'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww's