Crush'd

[Rex Idiotarum]

I'd totally have a crush on DarkLightDragon if she were two years older.

O! The Jailbait...

[SDF]

I...uh...kinda do.

*hides in closet*

That was fast, but not as fast as I'd predicted.

I'm surprised it took so long for someone to post one for Dancing Nomad, she's a bloody doctor! I'm going to be a bloody doctor too, but I'm a boy and she's a girl. We're just too different.

O! The Jailbait...

Not just regular jailbait, internet jailbait! The best and most prosecutable kind!

[Swedish chef]

Dancing Nomad, she's a bloody doctor!

Hmmm is she a bloody doctor or a bloody! doctor? One is cool (smart girls are sooo hot) and one is more at the creepy kind (eew blood that is not my own *run away*)

[Sir_Norbert]

So....

no one has a crush on this girl?

I don't crush on people I don't know what they look like unless I know them really well. So you might considering posting a picture to get results faster.

[KoDT69]

No, not sailor Moon. Not one of the scouts either. The character is male and I'm female. You should notice that I'm female...

Oops! Sorry about that. There are quite a few posters out there with the wrong gender icon, so I kinda ignore them...
Oh well, there's nothing wrong with having a crush on Tuxedo Mask if you're female, cuz he is a very cool character. "Even the smallest flower can strike a deadly blow, for in beauty and love there is great strenth" - Tuxedo Mask as Moonlight Knight

After checking the You IV posts, I gotta add Ego Slayer, Ashildr the Bard, and Avenging Viper to my crush list for obvious, oh I mean various reasons They all do seem like very fun people, which is even better accompanied by those beautiful faces

[Dispozition]

Oops! Sorry about that. There are quite a few posters out there with the wrong gender icon, so I kinda ignore them...

I have no idea what you're talking about. Jibar is most certainly a girl, as am I...Some people these days...

[Bor the Barbarian Monk]

I have no idea what you're talking about. Jibar is most certainly a girl, as am I...Some people these days...

That was not very froodish. Stop toying with the pixies.

[Dispozition]

That was not very froodish. Stop toying with the pixies.

NAww...I've gotten two in here already. One in the A&C, which counts for double! It's just so much fun!!

[Syka]

Haha, Bor. That's what I was just thinking. I know better than to trust gender icons.

Because after all...

There are NO girls on the internets. ;)

Cheers,
Syka

[Khantalas]

Haha, Bor. That's what I was just thinking. I know better than to trust gender icons.

Because after all...

There are NO girls on the internets. ;)

Cheers,
Syka

No, there are. But they're all urban legends posting from a haunted mansion in Transylvania together with Big Foot, Loch Ness monster and druids without Natural Spell.

Wait... those are geek girls. My bad.

EDIT: To be more on-topic, we can add girls that have a crush on me to that list and keep its validity.

No, I'm not complaining.

V Mommy, Rawhide's seriousness scarig me! Eek!

[Rawhide]

NAww...I've gotten two in here already. One in the A&C, which counts for double! It's just so much fun!!

It may be fun for you but its downright rude and a betrayal to the other person if you portray yourself as something you are not for the specific intention of misleading them and making them feel stupid. Forming bonds with another is hard enough as it is without people intentionally playing stupid mind games.

I personally have not fallen into one of these horrible traps (though I have seen others who have), but I think what you and the others are doing with the deliberate intention to mislead is despicable and in poor taste.

Think of the other person and remember that it is indeed another person. Not some faceless video game character.

[Dispozition]

*hangs head* Pinged by the mod...

Fair enough though...I'll change it back.

[Jalor]

There are NO girls on the internets. ;)

Except in WoW, where "girls" get free stuff from people.

[Trog]

Trog admits that he has fallen for Rawhide the Dolphin. So Sleek, svelt and agile Trog cannot resist your siren call. Trog...er... excuse Trog a moment.

Yes, what is it? Can't you see Trog is busy confessing Trog's love for... WHAT?!? NOT a dolphin? Well... then... Trog SUPPOSES he could LEARN to love a porpoise, right? Not a porpoise either?!

CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU RAWHIDE YOU CHARLATAN! YOU FRAUD! YOU... you..

Say what the heck is she anyways? Trog's not picky.

No, Trog does NOT want to sit down, just TELL Trog what you're trying to...

A guy? Really? Huh! How about that.

NO! Trog just got confused! Stop laughing! Allright smartypants suppose you tell Trog how to tell the difference on a dolphin! Dang indeterminant aquatic genders.


*shuffles off to eat some sushi in an act of defiance and pointless revenge*

[Alarra]

Except in WoW, where "girls" get free stuff from people.

*thinks back fondly over little Allyn....the level 48 priest, who began, at level 20 to build her harem of 60s, so that by the time I quit playing, I could logon at any time of day and have at least 3 guys offering to run me through this instance or that....good times, good times* (What? I got bored with playing normally...this was my 25th character )

[MandibleBones]

*shuffles off to eat some sushi in an act of defiance and pointless revenge*

Trog, you're officially my hero.

[zeratul]

*thinks back fondly over little Allyn....the level 48 priest, who began, at level 20 to build her harem of 60s, so that by the time I quit playing, I could logon at any time of day and have at least 3 guys offering to run me through this instance or that....good times, good times* (What? I got bored with playing normally...this was my 25th character )

Yay, someone get that woman a pizza, no a trophie, no a pizza trophie!

[The Great Skenardo]

*shuffles off to eat some sushi in an act of defiance and pointless revenge*

Aw, don't get mad, Trog; if he confused you, I'm sure it wasn't on porpoise!

[Rawhide]

Aw, don't get mad, Trog; if he confused you, I'm sure it wasn't on porpoise!

The Fish Song (I Lobster and Never Flounder)

I was the cook, ----she was the waitress
Down at Salty Sam's Seafood Cafe
Somewhere between the clam juice and the seaweed salad
some little shrimp... lured her away

Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his Carp
Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder
I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.

I said "just Squid and leave me for that piano Tuna
If you want to Trout something new"
She was the Bass I ever had and my life has no Porpoise
Oh my Cod, I love her, yes I do

Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his Carp
Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder
I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.

#1 I swordfish she'd come back to me!
#2 Aw, if she did, she'd just throw ya the same ole' line: "Not tonight, I've got a haddock."
#1 But I've kelpt her picture in my walleye all these years, just for the Halibut, I wonder if she's kept mine in her perch.
#2 Did you, you say 'perch'?
#1 Yeah, I'm afraid so.
#2 That's good. For a moment there, I thought I was losing my herring.
#1 Well, we'd better quit sea-horsin' around here-these people look like they're goin' into a state of shark!
#2 Yeah, If we get out of here alive, it's going to be a mackerel.
#1 Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam.

Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his Carp
Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder
I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.

[The Great Skenardo]

Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his Carp
Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder
I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.

Which is too bad, because she had a really cute halibutt

[Gitman00]

After checking the You IV posts, I gotta add Ego Slayer, Ashildr the Bard, and Avenging Viper to my crush list for obvious, oh I mean various reasons They all do seem like very fun people, which is even better accompanied by those beautiful faces

*goes over to You Part IV*

Wow. I especially like that picture of Avenging Viper on the railroad track; it just strikes a chord with me somehow.

[Shadow of the Sun]

Well, I am most obviously a girl.

Just look at the quote in Khan's sig!

[Uberblah]

Haha, Bor. That's what I was just thinking. I know better than to trust gender icons.

Because after all...

There are NO girls on the internets. ;)

Cheers,
Syka

Well, if that's true. I revoke my crush. Can I do that? And I started the crush-on-Syka bandwaggon!

I need to go to bed soon.

[DarkLightDragon]

O! The Jailbait...

At least the person is acknowledging the age thing.

@KoD: Understandable. I am female, though.

I have got some free stuff in WoW before on my lower leveled female characters, but I didn't ask for it. I was like "are you SURE you want to give me *insert amount like 15g or some profession items or both*?" and they're like "yeah, take it"

[KoDT69]

Well, I am most obviously a girl.

Just look at the quote in Khan's sig!

To be fair Shadow, your profile can't claim a false gender if it does not claim any gender at all.

[Khantalas]

And my profile. Don't forget my profile.

So, unless we take into account the You thread, we are just two genderless people who found love and passion in each other's arms have nothing to do with each other.

[Jalor]

Yay, someone get that woman a pizza, no a trophie, no a pizza trophie!

Homestar Runner reference. I actually have "Crazy Cartoon" bookmarked.

And my crush...

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Ego Slayer

Edit: Before anyone asks, I really am a guy.

[Sir_Norbert]

Well, if that's true. I revoke my crush. Can I do that? And I started the crush-on-Syka bandwaggon!

Syka is another person who ought to show us a picture

[Ranis]

Consider Syka's picture needed-ness seconded.

[Jalor]

Third-ed.