Trigak is back?

[Pyrous]

Pyrous! Stop doing dramatic musical cues for the dead chimera!

Sorry.(Not)

[137beth]

A serious Trigak thread? Oh I'm sure that this will go fine.

Using sarcasm proves you are Trigak in disguise!

[TheNecrocomicon]

For some stupid reason, the title of this thread just keeps making me think "Trigak is back, win a Mac". Thrice-cursed catchy advertising!

Spoiler: Further tangent

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Fun fact: The lady who owned the cat in said linked ad is a family friend who passed away a couple of years ago. She was a breeder of British Shorthairs and the cat appearing in the ad is what's called a "British blue", which is a fancy term for the cat's fur being solid grey. Apparently the way the cat appears to speak is by the handler putting a spot of butter on the underside of the cat's chin, hence the "talking" motion as they try to lick it.

[Mandor]

For some stupid reason, the title of this thread just keeps making me think "Trigak is back, win a Mac". Thrice-cursed catchy advertising!

I've been hearing "Back in Black" whenever I read the the thread title.

[Pyrous]

I've been hearing "Back in Black" whenever I read the the thread title.

'''Cause Trigak
Yes, Trigak
Well, Trigak
Yes, Trigak
Well, Trigak, back
Well, Trigak is back
Yes, Trigak is back"

[GAZ]

No rap fans? 'cause I'm totally getting "Without Me" here.

Two D&D monsters go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Two D&D monsters go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside

Guess who's back, back again
Trigak's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?

I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Xykon no more
They want Trigak, I'm chopped hydra
Well if you want Trigak, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of lion mixed with some hard dragon
Some goat that will jump start the forum fanon
Then a knife when I get stabbed in the dungeon
By the Belkster when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the goat turn and chimerating

[Prowl]

VOTE ZOMBIE TRIGAK 2016
"Better than all your other options!"

[Rift_Wolf]

I came up with a bunch of sound arguments to repudiate the reappearance of Trigak. Then I realised you can't fight fanon with logic. Therefore, here's my counterargument, specifically designed so two Wrongs cancel each other out.
Trigak will return. As Phyrnglsnyx.