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    You click the wrong button on your computer and accidentally post all of your personal data on the dark web

    I roll to go completely off the grid
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    You end up downloading your consciousness into the IRS database.

    I roll to create a paradox.
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    You somehow end up flirting with a stranger instead. Part of you feels like you should know this person already and that you were destined to be together, but it would seem that in this timeline it was never meant to be.

    I roll to repair a broken suspension cable.
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    Sweat, spit, and rubber bands don't hold up very well.

    I roll to try to build a time machine.
    "Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody

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    You succeed ! But you can only go toward the future. And really slowly. It feel like ... waiting.

    I now roll to make a pizza

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    You pull a nice fresh pumpkin pie out of the oven.


    I roll to rock.
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    You get a bag of King's Hawaiian Rolls.

    I input a cheap plastic replica of the 13th Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver.
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    You hit the wrong buttons on the machine by mistake, and it instead inputs you. You are torn apart by the grinding gears inside.

    I roll to fly a passenger airplane.
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    You mistakenly try to fly a plain passenger. It doesn't work.

    I roll to launch my model rocket.
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    I roll to launch my model rocket.
    It drills into the ground and become subterranean.

    I roll to find my hat.
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    I was wholly against the idea of this until I saw this post. Now I'm wholly on board.

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    You find a hat that looks exactly like yours. A day later, the police arrest you for stealing another man's hat.

    I roll to stay awake during the night eatch
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne Collins
    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree

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    You fall asleep, enter the fairy realm, and sleep for 40 years.

    I roll to Google what an "eatch" is.
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    I roll to Google what an "eatch" is.
    You stumble upon some very disturbing websites.

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    You find a hat that looks exactly like yours. A day later, the police arrest you for stealing another man's hat.
    I roll to bust out of prison.
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    Your plan to seduce the guard into letting you free end with you getting raped then thrown into an anti-magic cell. On a positive note, you found your hat in the corner of your cell.

    I roll to escape my post office employment
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne Collins
    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree

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    You recall a decades old method that a few postal workers used that involves shooting coworkers until you don't work there anymore. You don't quite remember how the process ends in detail, but you guess it's worth a try.

    I roll to shut down my computer and go home for the night.
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    Your computer objects to being shut down and locks all the doors to the building, sealing you inside.

    I roll to save the princess from the dragon.
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    You aid the evil princess in murdering the peaceful and innocent dragon. Well done, you dragon hating bigot!

    I roll to organize a "Scaley Lives Matter" dragon rights meeting.
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    You leave the princess in charge. Dragons are extinct within the year.

    I roll to clone a dragon from a DNA sample.
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    You wind up cloning the princess, who was the crown princess first in line to the throne, and no one can tell who the real one is leading to a succession crisis in the kingdom.


    I roll to try and resolve the succession crisis.
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    Recalling the wisdom of Solomon, you cut both princesses in half, thinking to give the thrown to the left half of one and the right half of the other. With both princesses dead, a new succession war starts among her cousins. (She had already killed off all of her siblings to become the heir.)

    I roll to win the war of succession and become the new king.
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    You end up with secession from the kingdom and an economic recession. The ensuing civil war lasts years and claims thousands.

    I roll to reconstruct the kingdom.

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    In hindsight, it probably wasn't a smart plan to use ice bricks to remake this desert kingdom.

    I roll to roll a 20
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne Collins
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    Your brain explodes.

    I roll to choose between a diner and pizza for lunch.
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    You stand there in indecision until you pass out from hunger (and sleep deprivation) three days later.


    I roll to help the poor man who just passed out in front of me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I roll to help the poor man who just passed out in front of me.
    Thank God you're not Dr. Guns for Hands!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    You stand there in indecision until you pass out from hunger (and sleep deprivation) three days later.


    I roll to help the poor man who just passed out in front of me.
    Your pet parrot sees the donut in the man's pocket, and begins pecking him relentlessly

    I roll to find a doctor to help
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne Collins
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    I roll to find a doctor to help
    You find Doctor Zoidberg.

    I roll to bite Bender's shiny, metal ass.
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    You somehow wind up biting your own butt.



    I roll to call a doctor to help Magic_Hat get his teeth out of his own hindquarters.
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    You find Dr. Zoidberg......again....

    I roll to wake up from cryogenic stasis in the year 3000
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne Collins
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    I roll to wake up from cryogenic stasis in the year 3000
    You wake up in the year 3000, but you have to live in a dumpster with Dr. Zoidberg.

    I roll to make another Futurama reference.
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