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    Pixie in the Playground
     
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    They both kill you for trying to interrupt, and then go back to killing each other.

    I roll to summon a birb.
    Me being an obsessed fan. (please don't judge)


    "Mankind must not go back to hiding in fear. No one else will protect us; we must stand up for ourselves. While the rest of mankind dwell in the light, we must stand in the darkness to combat it, contain it, and shield it from the eyes of the public, so that others may live in a sane, normal world.
    We secure. We contain. We protect." (SCP Foundation)

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    You manage to summon its poop. All of its poop. Ever. Right over your head.


    I roll to enact special containment procedures.
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    You contain yourself extremely well.

    I roll to cast Sticks to Snakes.

    When in doubt, Hail Dread Cthulhu.

    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

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    Pixie in the Playground
     
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    You accidentally hit a forest. With a druid circle. You are now on the run from a mob of angry druids, who want revenge for the snakeification (yes I know that's not a word) of the forest.

    I roll to save Sizzlefoot from a mob of angry druids.
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    Me being an obsessed fan. (please don't judge)


    "Mankind must not go back to hiding in fear. No one else will protect us; we must stand up for ourselves. While the rest of mankind dwell in the light, we must stand in the darkness to combat it, contain it, and shield it from the eyes of the public, so that others may live in a sane, normal world.
    We secure. We contain. We protect." (SCP Foundation)

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    You get hit by numerous Baleful Polymorph spells when you try, which all interact with each other. And that, my children, is how the platypus came to be.

    I roll to rock out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dire Moose View Post
    I roll to rock out.
    Well you end up rocking to roll out.

    I roll to start a new "Rolled a 1 Game" thread because this thread almost at 50 pages.

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    You fail and are not allowed to start the next "Rolled a '1' Game" thread.


    :( I roll to console Magic_Hat.
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    You and Magic_Hat are both ostracized for trying to shut down the coolest forum game ever.

    I roll to hack the forum software and ensure that this thread is never shut down or replaced by a new one.
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    You successfully create a backdoor into the forum, but get hacked before you can do anything with it.

    I roll to use jqavins' backdoor to remove ponytars from the poster below me.
    Me being an obsessed fan. (please don't judge)


    "Mankind must not go back to hiding in fear. No one else will protect us; we must stand up for ourselves. While the rest of mankind dwell in the light, we must stand in the darkness to combat it, contain it, and shield it from the eyes of the public, so that others may live in a sane, normal world.
    We secure. We contain. We protect." (SCP Foundation)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SCPTropes View Post
    You successfully create a backdoor into the forum, but get hacked before you can do anything with it.

    I roll to use jqavins' backdoor to remove ponytars from the poster below me.
    The post, and its subject, are flooded in pokemon and MLPs.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dire Moose View Post
    After a brief existence dominated by pokemon and MLPs, the new thread is abandoned and a torch-and-pitch-fork mob comes after you for bringing about such a catastrophe.

    I roll to install new carpet in my house.
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    This thread is no longer active. Please use the new thread.
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