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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    SunderedWorldDM's Avatar

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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game

    Wubba-lubba-dub-dub.

    I roll to Get Schwifty.
    See that cool Teifling? Thanks, potatopeelerkin! If you want something like it, they have more avatars up for adoption in the thread with the same name...

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    Halfling in the Playground
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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game

    Quote Originally Posted by SunderedWorldDM View Post
    I roll to Get Schwifty.
    A satellite falls from the sky and crushes you.

    I roll to set up an Acme trap to catch that darn roadrunner.
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    I was wholly against the idea of this until I saw this post. Now I'm wholly on board.

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    DruidGuy

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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game

    The roadrunner runs into, and triggers, the trap but it springs across the distance between you and the roadrunner, clamping down on your nose.

    I roll to bandage up your newly-broken nose.

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    You manage to weld the trap to his broken nose instead.


    I roll to separate Magic_Hat from the trap his nose is welded to.
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    You break his nose off instead.

    I roll to write a letter to Santa Claus.
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    Genderfluid AMAB, hence the gender symbol. I switch as it suits me.

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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game

    You write a letter to Satan Claws.

    I roll to write a funnier response.
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    You are completely welcome to use anything I post here, or I wouldn't post it.

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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game

    Writing a letter to Sandy Claws is many times funnier than Satan Claws.

    I roll to see how stupid that answer was.
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    Hey, I have an extended signature now!

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