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2016-06-30, 10:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2009
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- New Jersey
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
Nadarr: What good is having Ice Breath if you don't use it to cool your beer?
Nadarr: How do you play chess across a 15-ft. wide table?
Tymorel: We both know Mage Hand.
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2016-06-30, 10:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2015
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
DM: Shoot, I didn't mean to say salt there.
Hemer: I guess you're salty about that?Link to true signature
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2016-06-30, 11:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2011
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- In a land far, far away
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
Bard: So we're having wish sandwiches.
Fighter: What's a wish sandwich?
Bard: Now a wish sandwich is a kind of a sandwich, where you have to pieces of bread, and wish you had some meat in the middle.
Magus: Are they also serving Rubber Biscuits?
Bard: Didn't you learn? All you have to do is look at the fighter and point at the enemy.Yes my name is misspelled. No I don't care. There, problem solved.
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2016-07-01, 08:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
Having been in that situation in an RP, yes, yes it is. XD
But that led to an an interesting adventure at the clothing store, so it was worth explaining to the police why she was naked. Not that they really understood the intricacies of polymorph spells.
Good times!
GM: “Don't you hate it when medical professionals sneak around and perform free surgery?”
Doc: “I'm not sure that there are any to the contrary in this campaign.”
GM: “Yet.”
Fan Knife: “Don't steal anything down there.”
Doc: “If we find it on the body of a squatter that attacked us, it's called loot, right?”
Fan Knife: “You've been here for a few hours and you're already getting ponies to do stuff for you.”
Viridia: “They call me Dawn 'cause I make them see the light.”
Fan Knife: “Finding your way around should be easier with the Pipbuck you stole.”
Moon: “I like to consider it a fine for shooting me.”
Fan Knife: *Silently gives Moon a flashlight*
Viridia: “Aww. Can't we do lightning ball?”
Fan Knife: “…what? Is it a drug or something?”
Viridia: “Lightning ball! You go up to the clouds, grab some lightning, and squeeze it into a ball shape. I used to play it with my mom.”
Fan Knife: “Did she throw it at you?”
Viridia: “Yeah! Helped me learn how to use some of that Pegasi voodoo in a way that wasn't...y'know, useless. You can't play it with Earth Ponies, though. They get a little frazzled.”
Fan Knife: “For reflex testing at school, they made us wear metal weights around our legs, and then they rented out a pegasus to shoot lightning at students from the sky, and if we got hit, we failed. Was it anything like that?”
Moon: “I get the feeling they were testing very different things with you.”
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2016-07-01, 09:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
It's a post-apocalyptic world, how did Fan Knife expect them NOT to steal anything not nailed down to the floor?
insert lesbian joke here
The first thing that came to my mind should not be this.
Spoiler: For those who didn't watch the episode, the actual explanation:The 'male' Applejack is just Applejack's brother, painted to look like a male version of her. It was part of a scheme to make Twilight Sparkle look like she actually did powerful magic.
What type of pony is Fan Knife? What did Moon think was actually being tested, constitution? Humiliation?Last edited by goto124; 2016-07-01 at 09:37 AM.
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2016-07-01, 09:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
I'm not sure what she expects. She's a prude teenaged ghoul ninja from another country.
That's at least four ways of different thinking compared to Doc right there.
I... don't know how that was the first thing. :3
Fan Knife is an earth pony. I believe Moon was assuming Fan Knife was taking ninja training with that description.
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2016-07-01, 06:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
Sarah: I'm too sober to deal with this and too young to get drunk enough to deal with it.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
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2016-07-01, 10:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
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2016-07-01, 10:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2016
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- Akron, Ohio
Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
Aimon (Player): I really don't want to use this demon arm... I'm going to use my regular sword.
DM: But, but, but, just think of the POWER!
Vena (Player): Yeah, you're probably right. That thing is pretty scary. It can't be a good idea.
Aust (Player): You know, if you were to dual wield, I think great things will happen.
Kalan (Player): Please don't.
Vena (Player): I... think I'm going to try and cut it off.
Aimon (Player): WHAT? There's an orc right in front of us! Hit it, not me!
Vena (Player): Nah, I'll go for it.
DM: You still have superiority dice, right?
Aimon (Player): ... Yes. Are you really going to do this?
DM: I think it would try to defend itself, don't you?
Aimon (Player): I suppose so.
DM: Good. Riposte will work nicely.
Aimon (Player): That could kill her!
DM: Nah, I changed the death rules, remember?
*Some time later*
DM: Okay, out of character for a second. If you don't agree to keep the arm, you will die. Almost certainly.
Aimon (Player): Yeah, but I really don't think Aimon would do anything else.
Aust (Player): Some things are more important than living to tell the tale.
Vena (Player): Amen to that.
Aimon: Alright, I'll raise my head, and stare Hel in the eye. "Go **** yourself."
Aust (Player): ... Did that just happen?
DM: Alright. Back in the real world, all y'all clustered around Aimon's body see his arm and what looks like a large portion of the inside his torso dissolve into nothing. He's definitely dead.
Aust: So... ya think I banished it?
Vena: Not likely. (Player): OH MY GOD, I'M SO SAD!
Everyone: *Takes mementos from their fallen companion, holds a cremation ceremony. The whole shazam.*
Fin... Until next time. I have a bone to pick with a certain unholy dwarf.
Spoiler: Interesting Coincidence
Is it weird that we had a Dwarven cleric of good god get converted into a thrall of Hel? Maybe it's just a coincidence. He's not a vampire, at least.
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2016-07-02, 02:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
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2016-07-02, 11:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2016
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- Akron, Ohio
Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
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2016-07-02, 01:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2016
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- Within 2 range increments
Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
DM: Speaking of wolf, how is badger doing?
Vergil: So the lesson here is don't bring a bassoon into battle, bring a shield. Especially if you're a skeleton and have no lungs.
Vergil: Does your badger have weapon proficiency in cannon?
Vergil: A TOAD IS NOT A RANGED WEAPON!
DM: He's got 28 hit points? Well now he's got 27 hit points!
DM: DIRE WEASELS CANNOT FLY!
Tristan: What is this discrimination against dire weasels? He can fly if he wants to!Spoiler: things in which I used to be involved before i was claimed by the great pestilence of examsThe One Sane Drow (Vergil: Drow Sorcerer 5, CN)
The Uprise (IC/OOC) (Ker'anson: Drow Arcane Spellcaster 4, NE)
Running Total Of Things I've Critically Hit That Jormengand Didn't Want Me To Critically Hit: 3
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2016-07-02, 08:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2016
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- Just outside Reality
Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
"I go to the Grinning Loin."
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2016-07-02, 10:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
Spoiler: Evil campaign quotes
Michel (OOC) how magnanimous of you to volunteer her
Nicky (OOC) I know right
Chris (OOC) You managed to abuse and restrain a dragon
before smuggling it inside a hole in your pocket
Nicky "Can't Vichy prepare create water?"
Nicky (OOC) [We're in a desert it is reasonable to presume he's preparing create water. ]
Nicky (OOC) [Gods knows I couldn't with my glorious 2+int skill points on a charisma caster
Nicky "Nah, he decided to pick them at random. I think one's a hobo." Nicky adds sarcastically
Shiela "hey michel is that a person over there?"
Nicky "How did you see something before him?"
Michel "If she did, it must be a mirage..."
Nicky (OOC) [I don't think either of us speak camel.
Nicky (OOC) [Nicky barely has a gender]
Michel (OOC) "did we walk onto the set of The Mummy?"
Nicky (OOC) [Hey the necromancer has more charisma then you
NPC "I'm hoping you'll slow it down!"
Nicky (OOC) [so tempted to put an undead in their path ]
Michel (OOC) WE TRIED TO AVOID IT
Nicky (OOC) [troll me
[troll me. Or is this like the house situation
Michel (OOC) wait guys, I got it! We can totally do this!
We have two, count 'em TWO! flasks of alchemist's fire! That's totally enough to kill it!
Nicky "Oh no, it's almost like we're upset you're leaving us to die!"
Nicky (OOC) "Lord Zombie Jesus, please grant me the fire domain, and the divine spellcasting to put it too use, amen."
Michel (OOC) "it's one of the only smart things she's ever done"
Chris (OOC) "well, the troll skeleton and scorpion are getting pain, then"
Michel (OOC) we will shed manly tears for their faux sacrifice
Michel (OOC) if I grappled it, could I make grapple checks to force its own hand to touch itself
Michel (OOC) why the **** has SHE not helped this whole time?
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2016-07-03, 07:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Kyuden Usagi
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
Matilda: "I'll send to Albert and my father. 'About to confront Peren, pray for our safety.' And I'll add an 'I Love You' to my father's."
Kellie OOC: "Wow..."
Matilda OOC: "Albert's my betrothed, I don't have to love him."
Matilda: "Sending: 'There's a dragon coming your way, evacuate the town. Yes, seriously.'"Persona: Gotta Summon Em All
The cake is not a lie. It's a funeral cake, for your funeral.
"You will be baked... and then there will be cake"- GLaDOS.
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2016-07-04, 02:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2014
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- A fire pit that is Miami
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
"I always kill at weddings!" Imp
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2016-07-04, 06:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
More pony quotes.
Nagapon: Hsssss! I've got you pony!
Knives: Ha! Got your wallet!
And the whole time, bolts of magic energy flying from her horn in wide eyed panic, is Knives shrieking the battle cry of her people;
Knives: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Jackie: That was the strangest battle cry ever.
Knives: The C'Pon3s are a cowardly lot. Alternately, really into yodeling.
Knives' battle is interrupted by the sudden appearance of a pony, wearing a monocle and riding an alligator. Because really, that is certainly not something you expect to see every day.
Heal: Hullo, Knives! Have a bit of assistance! I'm off to see how Jackie is doing. Good luck!
Jackie: *The pegasus coughed up a lung full of water, squid ink, and a couple of her own feathers.* Ick, how did that get in thar?
Yu: Because, y'know the crab would need a bodybuilding montage before coming back for vengeance.
Knives: And then we all stab the poodle out of Princess MonsterWifeMiniboss.
Jackie: The miniboss has a poodle inside? Dang, that is evil!
Scarlet: I know we were supposed to bring her back, but... she kinda smells, really bad. I'm sure the captain will understand.
Jackie: Arrr, I was half eaten by gelatin and then violated by a fish-smellin' tentacle monster. Her decapitated smell ain't nothin' I can't handle.
Nick Nack: Friendship is a powerful force, especially when packed tightly with black powder and a fuse.
Scarlet: These are a true warrior's weapons! I will slice and dice and shred evil into julienne pieces! HaHAH!
Knives: Could you imagine if I'd somehow missed my morning coffee? "Suddenly, America IN FLAMES" the news would say. Also, "Unicorns: Sighted and Real!" they would say. "Unicorn arsonist flees burning country, giggles like a leprechaun" they would say still more. it would have been a good news day.
Jackie: Scarlet, let me buy it off you. It ain't a real sword, but me left knee is telling me it'll be needed in our next venture. Here, I'll give ya 15 bits for it.
Yu: But, doesn't Jackie have two left knees? Which one does the telling?
Jackie: Arrr, that's on a knee to know basis!
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2016-07-04, 09:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
I'm literally crying because of how funny these were. Oh wow those were good times. ^^;
Thank you for the memories.
GM: “It's stealing from a dead guy, and desecrating dead bodies is a crime. However, because it's happening to Equestrians, Fan Knife doesn't really care.”
Doc: “Pretty sure the dead guy won't complain either.”
GM: “Fan Knife does care about the fact that the cleaning duty tends to fall to the youngest sibling, which is her. Don't make teenagers do more grunt work then you need to.”
Doc: “We'll try to keep the blood splatters from our murdering self-defense low, but no promises. If anyone in that basement tries to kill us then we'll have to kill them right back.”
GM: “Isn't Doc the one with the Good Natured trait?”
Doc: “Yeah. That's why the worst he'd do to an enemy is shoot them dead.”
Viridia: “Viridia got [River] the best deal possible that doesn't involve murdering the buyer's family. River should be able to make a shotgun out of sheer gratitude.”
GM: “Unfortunately, this isn't Exalted. However, I now have a character concept for that game.”
Viridia: “You people and your witchcraft ‘math’.”
GM: “For the purpose of the setting, the two are very close!”
Doc: “Interestingly, that is even true with some of the game mechanics. Speaking of mechanics, Doc versus a toaster!”
GM: “Toaster repair isn't a dump stat.”
Doc: “Hey, I offered to put points into toaster repair but you told me not to.”
Moon: “That's both sad and hilarious. At least it's just toasters, and not say, dishwashers.”
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2016-07-04, 09:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
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2016-07-04, 10:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
I pondered investing some points into the Repair skill, but the GM said not to as there are easy ways to get an NPC to repair stuff. Of course when I approached said NPCs they refused to do the work so I had to locate alternate NPCs for the job.
It's actually someone I commissioned back on my birthday. I got a few different artists to draw Doc fighting a toaster.
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2016-07-04, 12:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2015
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
DM: The sphere creature launches a wave of poison at you, make a Charisma saving throw.
Veit & Pepper: *Rolls*
DM: Veit, you barely save. *Rolls 3 damage dice* Pepper is instantly knocked out. *Rolls last 2 damage dice* You take 22 poison damage.
Viet: That was with the save? If I hadn't saved, that would have dropped me to 1 hp.
DM: *Reanalyzes creature's offensive CR* Wow, I under CR'd that creature a lot.Link to true signature
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2016-07-04, 12:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- The Incipisphere
Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
OOC: "Okay, so wrapping up; i'm braindead from a memory wipe, the duck's been killed after running over two dozen infrared workers, [player 1] is down a clone from the reckless driving, i'm the only one with perversity points left and we haven't even left Alpha Complex yet. Great session."
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2016-07-04, 01:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2014
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
From a Shadowrun game:
- "This is NOT Luigi's Mansion!"
- "But it could be!"Planck length = 1.524e+0 m, Planck time = 6.000e+0 s. Mass quantum ~ 9.072e-3 kg because "50 coins weigh a pound" is the smallest weight mentioned. And light has five quantum states.
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2016-07-04, 01:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
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2016-07-04, 02:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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2016-07-04, 05:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2013
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- Tijuana, México.
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
World of Darkness, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure setting.
ST ''After trying to remember details on the shapeshifter's face, you remember he had some kind of twitch on his eyes, and he had difficulties focusing his view."
Guilermo ''That doesn't help.''
Cesar ''What do I remember?''
ST ''Roll Wits.''
* Rolls *
Cesar ''4 Successes.''
ST ''As Guillermo, but you also remember his pupils being more of an oval than a circle.''
Cesar ''I walk straight to the very first peasant I spot, and stare him straight into his eyes.
ST ''You... do. His eyes seem pretty normal to you.''
Cesar ''Next one!''
ST ''Do you realize that Oda Awa is actually a really big city? Are you planning on going person by person, checking?''
Cesar ''I'm still young, I'll take the penalty."
This happened yesterday.
Same game, same session.
Cesar And why am I supposed to pay the sunken car? Why was it my fault?
ST ''Because you were trying to drive top speed on a bridge the size of a car, and there was an L curve just ahead, not to mention your party members were trying to make you stop, but you wouldn't because you wore earphones while singing the My Little Pony intro theme.
Cesar Then I pose, and say out loud. ''This MUST be the work of an enemy stand!''Last edited by Yael; 2016-07-04 at 05:24 PM.
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2016-07-04, 08:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2015
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
DM: Next session: Tomorrow. It will be tomorrow next session.
Hemer: Wait, what? The dull grey Ioun stone requires caster level 12th to make and all it does is float around your head? THAT'S LESS USEFUL THAN THE BAG OF TRICKS! WHY ISN'T THAT MADE FUN OF INSTEAD OF THE BAG OF TRICKS?Link to true signature
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2016-07-04, 09:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
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2016-07-05, 06:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
*Snerk* Strangely he has better luck with toasters than I.
(True story: my actual toaster died the day I got one of these commissions in my email). XD
I know right?
Fun Encounter Idea of the Day: The party attends the birthday party of a wizard's son. The Wizard put dull gray Ioun stones in all the party bags for the kids.
Ghoul: “World's still over, right? What's your business?”
Moon: “Hi! I'm here to spread the good word of our lord and savior, Celestia. Have you seen the light today?”
Doc: “I'd love to see that come in gun flavor.”
GM: “I have never been an 'early adopter' for most video games, because I like having food money.”
Ghoul: “If you're looking for control over life and death, the sidebar in the section about forbidden zebra shamanistic practices should help you with that. I wrote that bit, so if you have any questions, you're free to ask.”
Viridia: “Hey, I'm Viridia. I love what you're doing with your skin. You'll have to give me tips, if I ever end up dead.”
Ghoul: “Thank you. My secret is whisky and pills.”
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2016-07-05, 07:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition V: How dead is that corpse?
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