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    "...and that, kids, is the story of how I decapitated an elder dragon with nothing but a paper airplane."

    I roll to give an intimidating smile, then make a dramatic exit.
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    English is actually a very precise language in a lot of ways, and American English in particular has a habit of following other languages down back alleys, clubbing them over the head, and rifling through their lexicons that I think is very healthy for its evolution.
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    ...and you suddenly realized there is nowhere to exit from. Literaly. Reality itself was intimidated into headless flight.

    I roll to not kick my thumb on that blasted drawer again.
    Most things are not worthy of getting too mouse-y and frog-y about them.

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    NecromancerGirl

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    You are granted the ability to never kick your thumb. Thus now you will never kick it on the drawer again.

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    You get faith, hope, AND agape.

    I role to search for penguins.
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    I respect Tarquin for his clear cut agenda

    There would be no fooling around with foot rubbing while he was round
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asmodean_ View Post
    Not only do you kill him, but all mention of him is magically erased from time and space, exempting you from murder charges.

    I roll to finish my coursework on time.
    The wound is so tiny the tarrasque doesn't even notice you- until it seizes up due to tetanus contracted from the rusty wound, keels over and is crushed to death by its own weight.

    Roll to evade the watch by dodging through the marketplace ?
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    You never encounter watches again. (both types)

    I roll to swat a fly
    Omnissiah grant me the strength to change what I can,
    the patience to accept what I cannot,
    and CHAINFISTS FOR HANDS. Amen.
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    when an imperial knight says it wants to stick you in a large arena in which to fight to the death, you can't exactly say no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xenopax View Post
    I roll to swat a fly
    You swat the fly so hard that every single fly gets swatted in this one hit.

    I roll to murder the rest of my party and loot the corpses.
    Welcome to more wonderful tomfoolery, scandal, adventure, and murdering of horrible, horrible frogs!

    Always take ranks in profession (dungeon inspector)

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    "Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
    Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime.
    Teach him to steal, and he won't have to eat fish for the rest of his life."


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    Quote Originally Posted by LeMooseImperium View Post
    I roll to murder the rest of my party and loot the corpses.
    You murder all the parties and loot all the corpses. Yes, even the parties that are demigods. You do this all by simply touching a single party member. Congratulations, MooseImperium, new god of murder!

    I roll to sneeze.
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    Mwahahahaha.
    Welcome to more wonderful tomfoolery, scandal, adventure, and murdering of horrible, horrible frogs!

    Always take ranks in profession (dungeon inspector)

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    "Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
    Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime.
    Teach him to steal, and he won't have to eat fish for the rest of his life."


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    Good day .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob_McSurly View Post
    You get faith, hope, AND agape.

    I role to search for penguins.
    After six posts of searching, you find every penguin on the planet.


    Quote Originally Posted by CosmicHobbit View Post
    You murder all the parties and loot all the corpses. Yes, even the parties that are demigods. You do this all by simply touching a single party member. Congratulations, MooseImperium, new god of murder!

    I roll to sneeze.
    Your sneeze is so mighty that it blows the new God of Murder into another reality.


    I roll to brutally murder the botposters on this page.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I roll to brutally murder the botposters on this page.
    You murder all bots in existence.

    I roll to remind people there is a roll a 20 thread you can post in that wouldn't be thread necromancy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    You murder all bots in existence.

    I roll to remind people there is a roll a 20 thread you can post in that wouldn't be thread necromancy.
    Your reminder is pushed onto every electronic device on the planet. Congratulations, you are the Spammer Supreme!

    I roll to strike down the pretender 'roll a 20' thread so that the true original (well, original knockoff of the 'roll a 1' thread, at least) may reign supreme.
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