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    Default The "Rolled a 20" Game

    Enough negativity! The Rolled a 1 game is entertaining, but we need some people putting something in the win column once in a while. For anyone familiar with the aforementioned game, this one will be a mirror image. You will take up the previous person's prompt for a situation (in gaming, real-life, or otherwise) where a skill or ability check could be rolled, and come up with the kind of uber-awesome outcome a 20 might get you. Then finish your post with a new prompt for the poster who follows you.

    To start:

    You set out to seduce the buxom barmaid...

    *rolls 20*

    ...and apparently tumble her twin sister as well. At the same time.

    Next prompt:

    You've got one chance left to find some sustenance in this desert....
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    Did I say desert? I meant dessert. There's triple fudge brownies everywhere and you don't know why but you don't want to question it either.

    Roll cooking to prepare snacks for the voracious halfling.

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    You also made breakfast.

    And second breakfast.

    Roll to solve a Sudoku puzzle.
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    ...And you find the last digit of Pi. Nice!

    Driving in the middle of the night, car breaks down. I roll my trusty d20 to get out of the situation and...
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    ...the impact of the die on the dash knocks the loose wire back in place, and she cranks up and purrs like a kitten.

    It's down to you and the Tarrasque, and your only weapon at hand is a rusty butter knife...
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    The wound is so tiny the tarrasque doesn't even notice you- until it seizes up due to tetanus contracted from the rusty wound, keels over and is crushed to death by its own weight.

    Roll to evade the watch by dodging through the marketplace
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    Not only did you evade the watch, but you also managed to snag a huge bargain on this snazzy Hat of Disguise.
    _/-\_
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    I roll to cheat the my fellow gangsters at cards.
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    Not only do you now own all of their money, but they are also amazed at how you won every hand legitimately.

    You're at the royal ball, trying to convince the king to reward you for saving the kingdom...
    Snazzy avatar (now back! ) by Honest Tiefling.

    RIP Laser-Snail, may you live on in our hearts forever.

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    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    He pretty much makes you the leader on his next conquest against his enemies for your great deeds. Oh and something about the key to his treasure hold or something.

    I'm gonna roll to pull something seemingly intelligent out of my rear end when the archaeologists eyeballs me for snooping around the sarcophagus.

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    Congratulations on your promotion, Doctor Blacksymphony.

    I compete in the appetizer round of Chopped.
    Hi! I'm a Girl At A Desk. I like DnD and Path of Exile a lot.

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    You do so well that, somehow, you are also proclaimed Iron Chef.

    Looks like a suspicious-looking fellow has crept up behind you in a darkened alley...
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    And has just decided to give you a present of 300gp, his dagger, and a pair of trousers.

    You search the internet for entertaining webcomics...
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    RIP Laser-Snail, may you live on in our hearts forever.

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    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    You not only find The Order of the Stick, you find out that for some reason, you stumbled upon All the comics that were planned for release.

    I am in a bar brawl with a particularly drunk, 300 pound Dragonborn of muscle... I got no choice, I make an unarmed attack roll...

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    Critical hit, right to the spot where no armor, no muscle, nobody of any race can withstand the blow. If they're male. A winner is you!

    I roll to defeat Batman in one turn. This is gonna be tough...
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    You obliterate Batman from the universe, as well as Robin, Superman, Wonder Woman, Catwoman, and Alfred the butler.

    I roll to do a backflip.
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    Gone like the wind.

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    You flip the universe back by three hours.

    I roll to punch my computer monitor after the fourth Deathclaw 1HKO in an hour.
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    Instead of destroying your monitor, you remove the code for Deathclaws while keeping the game operational.

    Alright, the dreaded DMPC has appeared, I roll a diplomacy check to avoid them being a consistent character...
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    You epically succeed in making the DMPC a reliable contact who will do favors for you without ever having to see you again. Good job. Even the DM is impressed by how you handled the situation.


    I roll to shoot a fish in a barrel, WITH MY WARHAMMER.
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    You miss the the fish but hit the wooden barrel so hard that the carbon in it is compressed into DIAMONDS.

    I sing "bluff, bluff, bluff the stupid ogre"...

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    The ogre really likes your song and all of you join in a happy sing song circle and laugh with joy. He is very delighted by his new friends and is willing to guide them to their next destination the best he can.



    Rolling to impress the local suspicious gang with my drifting skills.
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    Not only have you impressed the gang, but also 3 hot people belonging to your preferred gender who just happened to be passing by your location. Let's hope you haven't made plans with any barmaids.

    I attempt to convince the Bard not to seduce the entire town.
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    Your speech is so impassioned that you not only manage to convince the bard, but also seduce the entire town while you're at it.

    I attempt to make a halfway decent DnD homebrew.

    Blue Ghost, Lawful Good generalist wizard, at your service.
    Love wins. S'agapo.

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    Very good!

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    You make the next Eberron.

    Roll to stab Xihirli.
    I am a Neutral Good Elf Druid/Wizard

    : "Disintegrate. Gust of wind. Now can we please resume saving the world?"
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    Never, EVER pick up a duck in a dungeon!

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    You ascend into the heavens as the God of Stabbing. Millions pray to you each day, including a certain halfling CE ranger you may have heard of.....

    I roll an Athletics check to climb the mountain.
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    The mountain sprouts an escalator that you are allowed to ascend. The escalator leads directly to a +5 sock of swiftness.

    I roll to attack a giant with scimitar-chucks.
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    Ah, come on Xihirli, you ruined the big reveal! *grumble grumble*

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    You trip the giant over and it falls face-first into a volcano.

    I make a sandwich.

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    Thor himself descends from Asgard to try your sandwich, and he declares you the greatest sandwich artisan of all time in front of the gods and sends this message to all of his priests.

    Roll to reduce falling damage.
    I am a Neutral Good Elf Druid/Wizard

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    : "Your approval fills me with shame."
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    You manage to miss the ground and start flying.

    I roll to kill Pun Pun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Not only do you kill him, but all mention of him is magically erased from time and space, exempting you from murder charges.

    I roll to finish my coursework on time.
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