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    You finished yesterday.

    I roll a spot check.
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
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    Nice to know you're consistently homicidal, though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Logic View Post
    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
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    Xihirli's ability to stay alive has befuddled all of science for years.
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceseer View Post
    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ramsus View Post
    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I love you, you kooky loon.

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    You saw the sign. And it opened up your eyes.

    I roll to hack Evil Corp.
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    You are the new ruler of Evil Corp.

    I roll to write a convincing essay on why Harry Potter is a good book.
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    Gone like the wind.

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    You manage to successfully do so without having to resort to the reasons most people use.

    I roll to convince my friends that Harry Potter is not the best book series ever and can we please let it die already.
    Snazzy avatar (now back! ) by Honest Tiefling.

    RIP Laser-Snail, may you live on in our hearts forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    There is now only one Harry Potter book, and in the climax instead of using his hands and turning into sand Quirrel just uses magic and wins.

    I roll to use magic to kill an eleven-year old.
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
    Quote Originally Posted by flatfooted View Post
    Nice to know you're consistently homicidal, though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Logic View Post
    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
    Quote Originally Posted by BasketOfPuppies View Post
    Xihirli's ability to stay alive has befuddled all of science for years.
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceseer View Post
    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ramsus View Post
    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I love you, you kooky loon.

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    Nothing remains but a little bit of ash.

    Roll to charm the guard into letting me pass.
    I am a Neutral Good Elf Druid/Wizard

    : "Disintegrate. Gust of wind. Now can we please resume saving the world?"
    : "Your approval fills me with shame."
    Never, EVER pick up a duck in a dungeon!

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    He immediately retires and tries to court you later. Better break the news to him gently later...

    I make the roll to forge a quality battleaxe.

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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 20" Game

    You make the second greatest battleaxe ever forged (what, you wanted the greatest? Not with that skill total).

    I roll to create a quality Unearthed Arcana article.
    Snazzy avatar (now back! ) by Honest Tiefling.

    RIP Laser-Snail, may you live on in our hearts forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 20" Game

    The article runs a little long. Then a lot long. By the time you're done you've actually created an entire sourcebook, and everyone agrees that the Swiss cheese monster encounter alone makes it worth the purchase. You're (somewhat) rich!

    I roll to get some sleep.
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    "Some" sleep is enjoyed as per the amount specified. Also you find that you were ravished by two Bavarian barmaids who have no problem pandering to clichéd stereotypes. Forever.

    I roll for a new job
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    You get not only your dream job, but it pays awesomely as well.

    Roll to get the right coordinates for teleport.
    I am a Neutral Good Elf Druid/Wizard

    : "Disintegrate. Gust of wind. Now can we please resume saving the world?"
    : "Your approval fills me with shame."
    Never, EVER pick up a duck in a dungeon!

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    You attain omniscience.

    I roll initiative!
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
    Quote Originally Posted by flatfooted View Post
    Nice to know you're consistently homicidal, though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Logic View Post
    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
    Quote Originally Posted by BasketOfPuppies View Post
    Xihirli's ability to stay alive has befuddled all of science for years.
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceseer View Post
    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ramsus View Post
    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
    Quote Originally Posted by Thematthew View Post
    I love you, you kooky loon.

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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 20" Game

    You not only go first, but get two free turns and you go first in every future combat ever.

    Roll to not get killed by a ninja.
    I am a Neutral Good Elf Druid/Wizard

    : "Disintegrate. Gust of wind. Now can we please resume saving the world?"
    : "Your approval fills me with shame."
    Never, EVER pick up a duck in a dungeon!

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    A rift in time opens, and when you emerge in feudal Japan you manage to persuade the man who would have created ninjutsu to pursue a more peaceful existence. Upon coming back to your present, your attacker fades from existence.

    I roll to procreate!
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    and your child is destined to found a mighty dynasty, who will rule the land for centuries to come.

    I roll to abuse RAW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    RAW takes on severe depression and can never fully rejoin society again because of how thorough your abuse is.

    I roll to heal RAW and rehabilitate her.
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
    Quote Originally Posted by Silent_Interim View Post
    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
    Quote Originally Posted by flatfooted View Post
    Nice to know you're consistently homicidal, though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Logic View Post
    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
    Quote Originally Posted by BasketOfPuppies View Post
    Xihirli's ability to stay alive has befuddled all of science for years.
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceseer View Post
    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ramsus View Post
    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
    Quote Originally Posted by Thematthew View Post
    I love you, you kooky loon.

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    RAW is now on 4000% of maximum HP, and completely reintegrated into society as a useful, productive and well-respected citizen.

    I roll for this week's weather forecast
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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 20" Game

    You literally decide the weather- even if you say something like 'I predict it will rain jellybeans', that will happen. In other words, you are a god of weather.

    I roll to come up with a good idea for a new message board game.
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    Gone like the wind.

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    You create a whole new forum full of message board games that you've created.

    I roll to smite the lich.
    "Ye are who ye are on all o' yer days. All o' em. Includin' that worst an' tha best. Ev'ry single one counts. All tha way ta tha end."

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    The lich simply evaporates. His phylactery? Also turned into dust.

    Roll to get out of an awkward situation

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    You succeed, and now have advantage on all checks of that nature from now on.

    I roll to defend somebody against an accusation of murder.

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    You prove their innocence by producing the person they are accused of killing - alive - and kill her yourself in front of dozens of witnesses.
    The prisoner goes free!

    I roll to break out of prison.
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
    Quote Originally Posted by flatfooted View Post
    Nice to know you're consistently homicidal, though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Logic View Post
    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
    Quote Originally Posted by BasketOfPuppies View Post
    Xihirli's ability to stay alive has befuddled all of science for years.
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceseer View Post
    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ramsus View Post
    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
    Quote Originally Posted by Thematthew View Post
    I love you, you kooky loon.

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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 20" Game

    You were never inside to begin with, and record that you were supposed to be.

    I roll to roll my d20.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 20" Game

    Your D20 now has 20 faces all at value 20

    I go to the roulette table and roll it all on green
    I prepared explosive runes in this signature

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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 20" Game

    You lose, of course. But you end up taking a job at the casino to pay off your debts, but bring such bad luck to all players around you that the place makes even more money than before. Within months YOU are now the manager of the whole place. The first change you make? Green is an acceptable bet for roulette. Which you promptly bet on, win big, and retire.

    I roll a save to avoid my condom springing a leak.
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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 20" Game

    You become infertile.

    I roll to achieve ramming speed.
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
    Quote Originally Posted by flatfooted View Post
    Nice to know you're consistently homicidal, though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Logic View Post
    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
    Quote Originally Posted by BasketOfPuppies View Post
    Xihirli's ability to stay alive has befuddled all of science for years.
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceseer View Post
    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ramsus View Post
    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
    Quote Originally Posted by Thematthew View Post
    I love you, you kooky loon.

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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 20" Game

    Ramming speed now has a value, specifically 6*10^5m/s.

    I roll to cause a freak lab accident.
    Snazzy avatar (now back! ) by Honest Tiefling.

    RIP Laser-Snail, may you live on in our hearts forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    The lab accident has the amazing consequence of giving you all of the abilities of all hero's in the Marvel Universe. Including for some strange reason being Iron Man, and an Asgaardian to boot.

    I roll on my next golf game
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    You successfully play something more entertaining, like pretty much anything else in the world.

    I roll to mail a letter.
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    You revolutionize the mail system and send an e-mail.

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